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*sharpens knife*
>right
>today we'll be making some amazing [dish]
>pan, nice and hot
>just a touch of oliveol
>first, season, then gently rub your meat
>look at that, beautiful
>now, into the pan, and wait till it gets a lovely golden brown
>DONE
>now, out of the pan
>look at that, marvelous
>plate with your delightful sauce, drizzled on top
>splendid
>now slice, and you can see it's a perfect medium rare
>mmm, incredible
Is the big boy himself the greatest chef ever to have lived? I think so.
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>>8723007
You forgot
>we'll be using the most amazing [ingredient]
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>>8723007
Gordon here. I'm going to kick your fucking cunt in you poofy little cunt.
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>>8723028
COME HERE BIGBOY!
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is so good when it's hot outside!
what are /ck/ ingredients?
I start:
>noodles obviously
>yogonnaise
>pork sausage
>butter cheese
>pickled cucumbers
>bell peppers
>cherry tomatoes
>salt & pepper
>shot of white vinegar
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>yogonnaise
What the actual fuck?
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>thinly veiled quinky sauce thread
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>>8722799
It's pasta.
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/ck/ opinion? what food should it accompany?
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>>8722735
>what food should it accompany?
White fish.
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>>8722747
>White fish.
only?
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>>8722752
Pretty much.
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Is Taco bell really discontinuing this work of art this month in march? I tried it and i am usually immune to fast-food addiction and rarely ever eat it. This was an exception. this is my favorite item from Taco Bell since the Double XL Steak Nacho (r.i.p was also discontinued).
They have made Fast Food great again for me.
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>>8722710
It was completely mediocre and you have poor taste.
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>>8722805
This
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>be taco bell
>remove all the artificial ingredients from your food
>it is now more expensive and tastes worse
>turned your back on your core base of stoned college students and gardeners who stop eating it
>sales suffer
>the soccer moms and hipsters you tried to appeal to were never going to eat there regardless of what you do
>need to create new gimmick items every month to try and trick people into eating your shitty food
they aren't meant to last, they are meant to be replaced
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When you look at the two of them, and their interactions...
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>8722689
That they're developing heart disease?
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The Indian chick has gotten very fat and I like it
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Chopped is the best Food Network show, hands down
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I like pineapple on pizza, what awesome things does everyone else put on their pizza?
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In Iceland you would be thrown into a volcano
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>>8722648
banana, peanuts, chicken, curry powder and eggs
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I put popcorn on my pizza
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How To Cook A Krabby Patty (Raw Uncut)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
>pick-els
>whole lettuce
>dual-cam
>"da-haha"
>It's Real(TM)
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>>8722468
>(Raw Uncut)
Sure is raw alright.
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>>8722505
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Find a flaw.
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You get less than 300 calories per dollar.
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>>8722241
Your parents had an autistic child.
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>>8722241
all the cheese and sour cream pool up in the same place so when you get to the end of eating one it is really unappetizing.
3/4 of it is pretty good, but those last few bites are awful.
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Who else cupcake here? Baking these treats is such a cinch
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I hate that cupcakes have horrible frosting/cake ratio.
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>>8722192
I knew you would post this sonova...
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cupcakes are a meme. sorry.
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does /ck/ have favorite oreo flavors or are yall all yokels who only eat the original flavor? cinnamon bun oreos are pretty good
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????????????????????????
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oreos are for retards
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>>8722133
What in the fucking hell is this goddamn flavor?
Vitamins and tea?
>tfw i stole my dads grapenuts and im eating them on the bus
im so nervous that he'll find out that i took them and get mad at me
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hope your dad belts your ass raw
take before and after pics.
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tell me your favorite food recipe so i can eat it lmao
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a bullet
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>>8721985
Butter dogs.
What You Need:
-Sticks of butter (margarine for the health conscious)
-Hot dog buns
Directions: Remove buns and margarine from packaging and combine at 1:1 ratio.
Enjoy! :)
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>>8721985
>triple one-hand knife skills
>le meme chef
pick one
/ck/ btfo
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>Coffee cup is bleeding
Is the harbinger of end times?
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It's a harbinger of stop drinking coffee out of shitty styrofoam cups.
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>>8721852
I left a cherry lineade from sonic out for a couple days once. Came back and there were red droplets everywhere in the surface of the cup. Fucking terrifying.
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>>8721855
QC is best gas station coffee
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Fact: Folds taste better than flats
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>>8721653
They have exactly the same taste. Perhaps you meant texture?
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>>8721653
They don't TASTE better, but they do have an excellent C R U N C H, which makes them better than flats.
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Fact: These are much better than normal Walkers
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Is this /ck/ approved?
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>>8721222
Ghiradelli sucks
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"Brownie mix"
Nigger it's flour sugar eggs cocoa and raising agent
What's so difficult here that you need someone else to put it together for you
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Mm mm mm, I just can't get enough of those partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oils