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>>9377319
Why is your kitchen upside down, anon?
How do you cook up there?

>>9377319
>australian kitchen

>>9376900
how retarded are you? the big pot for pasta is so that it doesnt over flow when it foams

most of the alcohol does burn off when you cook it because of its low boiling point

eat mussels that dont open and see what happens to you

raw veggies are more nutritious than grilled, steamed are the most nutritious way to cook veggies

kill yourself

>>9376968
I've been eating the mussels that don't open for years now and they've all been fine. Haven't gotten sick once

>>9376900
just stfu

>>9376619
Oui

Oui

>>9376619
stop trying to viral market this shit we all know u tried to buy it for ur non existant gf 2 and a half months ago because u thought it was cute now fuck off with thie shillining

1-3 days, if itos smoked 5-8

>>9376475
This, i'd give it 48 hours tops.

>>9376475
definitely not smoked, it looks like the pic in the OP. I can't finish it right now though, cooking it would be okay right?

>>9376437
Gee how was the average American supposed to know how bad processed foods were?

>>9376437
I did last year and it was one of the things that finally helped me get off of processed shit. I used to buy into the calorie is a calorie meme and include a lot of processed shit in my diet to make counting them easier and then wondered why I never lost weight.

>>9377066
>Average Amercian
>Knowing about nutrition
In our defense the schools don't teach this shit. I got maybe two weeks of material on healthy eating in junior high, none in high school. That's five hours outside of my Sesame Street years. You have to go pretty far out of your way to even know how to eat right these days.

>>9376437
>did u know animals like salt sugar and fat

If you needed a book for that you're retarded.

I just got off work. I ate pickles for dinner.

>>9376364
I slept for 4 hours, woke up then fed my dogs and drank a beer.

Pretty average.

Either an omelette with onions and serrano peppers, or biscuits and gravy... Not sure yet.

hello wildcats

it costs about a dollar

eat the rich

>>9376141
cum

>>9376141
Semen

Jizz

A good döner is a godly snack. Which is fitting, since actually finding a good döner is a herculean task.

Yeah, small döner shacks (or kebab as we call them in France) are mostly dirty. Someone even died after eating one in France.
Good junk food, just be wary of sanitation indeed. I am not the type of person who freaks out because there's a fly in the restaurant but I always double-check the döner place. Or I usually go back to the same place.

Anyway, the best döner I had was in Romania, for some odd reason. Much cleaner too, since it was a McDonald's style of stand in some large mall.

sanitation-wise xou just have to go and see yourself. if the place looks disgusting, dont buy it there. But german standards are pretty high and they will fine you if you dont match em so you should be ok in most places.

>>9375871
that sammich looks delish

>>9375871
I still can't tell if the anon on here talking about his friends clock themed restaurant was legit or not.
The cutlery was supposed to be sharpened clock hands, and you are off grandfather clock faces.

>>9375871
Is that horseradish or dijon mustard spread on the bread?

I thought those were peanuts at first.

>>9375782
Portuguese buns: crunchy outside and soft, fluffy inside, basically fist sized bread.
Bretty gud

>>9375791
Yeah it's bread alright

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A couple reasons.

1. It's been sitting out longer than scrambled eggs should be
2. It's usually made from something like pic related

So basically, don't get scrambled eggs from buffets.

>>9375622
>go to a buffet
That was your first mistake.

Why can't you cook your own fucking eggs

>>9375469
So why post angry Pepe?
Sounds like a perfect scenario.

>>9375469
as long as they have egg rolls and fried wontons and dumplings. i never eat the other shit

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>go to chinaman restaurant
>can't pronounce most of the dishes on the menu
>order orange chicken for the 1000th time

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>>9375456
>British person pronounces it "chicken teeker muhsalah"

>>9375456
>old white dude walks into vietnamese restaurant I'm currently dining at (beef stew ho fun soup)
>"SO DO YA GOT RICE OR NOODLES?"
>waitress: "ISS AH RAZZ NOO DOH!"
>old dude: "NO NO NO, I MEAN DO YA GOT RICE 'OR' NOODLES"
>waitress: "UMMM UHH IS UH DAH RAIZZ NOODOHH"
>old dude: "NO I'M ASKIN' YOU DO YA GOT RICE OR NOODLES DANGIT!!!"

>>9375475
around here its more like chicken tikkkkkka masala

>pumpkin spice syrup shot
>2% milk
>whipped cream
>brown sugar

That'll be $5.65!

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>>9375217
This shit can fuck right off.

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>>9375217
peppermint mocha frappuccino is better