This guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass and says your gluten is underdeveloped.
What do?
>>8762279
Y-you too
Show him my kneading skills until he backs down in fear and apologizes.
>>8762279
i like good eats, but can't stand him in anything else.
Pic related
I just like ham, lettuce and mayonnaise. Reminds me of when i was a kid and happy
>>8760900
Are you not happy now?
What's the problem?
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, mayo, whole wheat bread.
Am I missing something? Mac & Cheese is bland, am I using the wrong cheddar here?
>>8760725
add spices, meat, vegetables, anything
>>8760733
I put some emergency meetwurst in and that gave some pepper into it.
I also threw a shitload of pepper in but what the heck is the right way to spice this stuff? parmesan cheese?
Nutmeg, white pepper, a small amount of mustard and generous salt. Use as strong a cheddar as you can find.
>overcooks meat
>covers in cheese
WA LA
i fucking hate this shit. it debases cooking to it's lowest elements. Cooking food quickly does not mean it has to be total garbage.
>inb4 some pleb says "wel... SOME of their recipes look good"
Literally mouth breathers
>>8756869
this is jack tier
Been awhile since i started one of these. Got some new to me beer to drink tonigh so why not!
Usual drinking, looking for or cellaring anything?
Started out with the second one i had from Mikkellers new San diego location. Better than the first one, very nice mouthfeel. Slight hints of aloe vera almost!
What is a better wheat beer than weihenstephaner?
scored 3 parabolas yesterday
two things I love to hear when beer hunting: "this is our last one" and "how many do you want?"
>>8755349
>general
Inspired by this thread: >>8681743
> go to https://www.randomlists.com/random-country
> set number of countries to 1
> press refresh button 5 times
> you must now within 7 days make a dish from that nationality's cuisine
I will participate myself, and let you know very soon what my challenge was.
Frick yes I got Myanmar!
I will deliver guys.
>>8697425
Let's get some mohinga up in this thread.
>>8697564
> turmeric
> tilapia
> crushed garlic
> submerged lemongrass
Broth is looking good so far
The McChicken is the undisputed greatest fast food sandwich of all time. It blows my mind every time I eat one just how good it is. I would step over my own mother just for a single bite. I eat them everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I never get tired of the McChicken. I wish I could work for McDonalds, the most prestigious restaurant of all time. I wish I could suck Ronald McDonalds cock and slurp all his delicious Big Mac sauce. I want Ronald McDonald to tie me up and throat fuck me with McChicken sandwiches.
>ctrl-f "for me"
>0 results
fuck you op i don't belive you
>>8770852
This guy gets it.
>sandwich
Fucking yank cunts. It's a burger.
How to be a sushi "master chef"
>spend a couple of months getting your rice game down
>buy some REALLY expensive fish
>buy some tasty sauces
>buy some of that ready-made seaweed paper
>have a knife with kanji on it
Don't forget
>Destroy and utterly crush your childrens hopes and dreams to make them work at your restaurant
No thanks, I'd rather have a steak.
>be a shit chef
>don't know how to cook anything
>convince a bunch of hipster numales that it's better raw
Why don't you eat healthy, Anon?
Look at this healthy meal.
I do eat healthy though.
Stop eating your pulsed roadside greens on the toilet.
Looks pretty fatty tßh
my first attempt at beef bourguignon, with what i had on-hand
roast me
looks alright
>>8769751
DRY
R
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what are your thoughts on this gelatinous orb
>>8769655
Used to hate him but he's grown on me. Same with Alex Jones
>>8769655
He's fucking hilarious to watch. Especially those videos on YouTube where some dude dubs over everything he says.
I like his style
Why don't British people eat papaya?
There are papayas in UK?
explain yourselves!
>>8769486
What is it and what countries grow and eat these.
>see new pizza place grand opening
>walk in at 11 when they open
>only one there
>eat pizza
>still only one there
>ask for a refund because pizza was not good
>they give it to me
>still no one in the restaurant
>>8769273
This pains me as a restaurant owner. The first two years are always the worst.
>be turd burglar
>burgle turds
ok
>new pizza place opens literally right next to me
>delivery is still cheaper
>never eat at new pizza place
Peppermint or spearmint?
I have a pound of dried spearmint and no idea what to do with it.
>>8769320
mint tea is fucking great
>>8769321
Not great enough to use up a fucking pound of it.
What are some good dishes I can prepare for my bf? Or better yet, what are some 'guy foods' you guys enjoy eating?
Well you can't go wrong with a good beef stew. Throw some nutmeg and bruised rosemary in that bitch.
Steak served still bleeding
>>8769228
Chili is a good go to. meat and potatoes always, burgers, ribs, a good stew, pot roast, roast chicken, lasagna, grilled sausages and kraut, hot roast beef sandwich open face is a personal favorite.