Ugly/wtf brand thread? Ugly/wtf brand thread!
Post things that major brands have put out that are bizarre or eyesores. Ugly coords from fashion shows/ads/other promotional materials are okay too
>hard mode: don't post meta
>>9478012
I kinda miss the cake hats. They had the OTT sweet charm that I thought was hideous at the time, but I look back on fondly.
I like this terrible AatP hat too.
>>9478030
This is not limited to lolita brands btw, as long as its a major j-fashion brand. These are some shoes Swankiss put out that I loathe
Baby keep cranking them out, just a couple of things on their webshop currently. Even the model can't make this ugly bonnet look good.
what was that ugly baby skirt that looks like a sack?
>>9478094
And it still sold out!
>>9478094
looking at those tights make me feel queasy what the hell
>>9478096
>>9478096
I can't imagine having this in my closet and being glad I spent money on it.
>>9478104
It also cost $300.
> neckbeard-kei
>>9478129
Didn't look so bad until I clicked the thumbnail. Holy shit.
Personally I think anything done in this dull, Call of Duty-esque color palette needs to be burned.
>>9478124
>>9478129
Holy fuck this looks diseased
>>9478096
Eh I like it. I wouldn't buy it, but I think it's cute. Looks like a circus performers/ring Master kind of look.
AatP meets Hot Topic
>>9478193
Also comes in 'just puked on'
>>9478129
Now that's truely an eyesore, it brought physical pain to my eyes
>>9478175
This is great I'm saving it thank you
>>9478141
holden caulfield roriita
>>9478489
top kek holy shit
>>9478560
I call it clown-kei
>>9478550
>Office worker-kei
>>9478129
I'm sorry but... name? i need this.
>>9478583
Lolibrary says it's AatP Card Flocky Blouse.
Like I get Jane Marple's whole English aesthetic..
But this is a bit much,
>>9478605
I don't get it, it is supposed to be a tactical vest for a proper English lady?
>>9478605
looks like a onesie for scumbag steve's kid
I will always hate this.
Mostly because I don't understand.
>>9478610
for tactical tea time ??
>>9478617
I agree. Those proportions are whack
>>9478096
It kind of reminds me of that part on the Kuragehime manga where they design the poisonous jellyfish clothing line, so I find this kind of cute
>>9478129
Yayoi Kusama-kei?
>>9478094
I...actually really like this bonnet, if only because it reminds me of silly 2hu hats
>>9478618
Nah, when ya wanna go have tea wif you mates at 1 but ya told grandad ye'd go down out the country wif him ta go fly fishin at 9
>>9478196
Tbh the colors look 100% different/better irl and it makes a nice casual dress. I wonder how some people who bought it online might have reacted when receiving it. The mess in the photo is nth like the real piece
>>9478094
Reminds me of a mob caps that women wore in colonial America. Is colonial lolita next?
The other colourways/cuts aren't too much better but Petit Patisserie brown in the sack cut is probably the most hideous lolita dress I've ever seen and I challenge anyone to find worse.
>>9478094
>>9478096
Is it bad I love this? It's really unique and I like the sort of outlandish look they're going for these days. They went through this awful, ugly or muted print phase when things like >>9478196 kept being made. I'd gladly have this in my closet any day than AatP's print crisis phase.
>>9479008
Wrapping ribbon in mint is vile. The huge, exposed zipper on the back makes it ten times worse.
>>9479030
Obviously not the same colorway, but you get the idea.
>>9479030
I can't figure out why they thought that colorway was a good idea
Whether or not you consider Jane Marple a lolita brand is up to you, this certainly isn't appropriate for lolita, but it doesn't change the fact that they've put out some really questionable things, like this jsk that looks like a sundress that a fat tourist in Hawaii would wear
>>9479030
Not nearly as bad as this colourway IMO. Actually, the mint one looks the best to me.
>>9479114
None of the colourways really look good on the sack cut but I do really like the mint version of the JSK, at least.
>>9478175
saved
For all those people who told an ita a polo shirt wasn't lolita.
>>9479114
This is my favourite dress of all time lmao
>>9479158
I need this
>>9479121
Wow, this combines two things I hate, a strapless cut and an ugly green colorway
>>9479500
It does have straps though.
>>9478038
imagine this fogging up once your feet start sweating ew
>>9478012
you're not a true sweet lolita until you put brand cake on your head
>>9478043
the bodice up is straight up early 90s prom dress kei
it's kinda cute
>>9478560
nooo i love candy shower so much
the skirt is amazing
>>9479158
Perfect for those lolitas who work at the golf course
>>9478560
this literally looks like the dress I wore on my first day of kindergarten. Busy blue print, red trim, bib. All it's missing is the big A B C buttons down the front.
>>9479576
Wow, it looks even worse in red
>>9479583
Or the equestrian ones like myself. Man I need this in my life in all colorways available
I love wearing Putumayo shirts and sweaters on a pretty much daily basis for casual j-punk or j-goth looks but sometimes they put out stuff like this and I want us both to die
>>9479604
Putumayo is such a phenomenon. Some of their lolita designs are super cute and wearable, and some are just inexplicably ugly.
>>9479552
If only I could still find brand cake for sale...
>>9479827
Brands have released consumable items before, Meta once released lollipops https://lolibrary.org/items/meta-candy-shower-lollipop
>>9479842
I was talking about the cake hats haha but thank you.
>>9479842
Someone pls screenshot and preserve this for future threads omg
>>9478139
I can't believe this is an actual AaTP release, it looks like someone's shitty handmade they would post in cof and say "no concrit please"
I can see Kyary wearing it but that's about it
Dropped photo, let's try again
>>9480733
There's like three different shades of red. Why would anyone think that''s a good idea?
>>9478102
this would be slightly better if the blues weren't two completely different tones...... sometimes I wonder how this sort of thing makes it past initial concept sketching
>>9478776
underrated post
>>9478179
From the thumbnail I thought this had armpit frills, holy shit. I'm almost disappointed it wasn't the case. That could've been a great laugh.
Thanks for mentioning advertisement material, OP. ETC's ads almost always fall into this weird space where the model looks like either a BJD or a child, and regardless I feel kind of creepy just looking at them. This one makes me feel especially uncomfortable
>>9481906
Actually this one might be worse.
>>9480733
What in the world? Is this like ballgown length??
>>9480472
Not when they get grayish and clumpy for weather exposure desu
>>9481909
Imagine if someone shopped blood running down her nostril...
I like the concept that it was going for but this is so god awful
AP that's not how you do headwear at all...
I'm extremely confused, very horrified, and slightly intrigued...
>>9482535
If it makes you feel any better they made this for an event, I doubt it was ever for sale.
>>9482536
It would actually be kind of cool to own, even though it's pretty bad.
>>9478518
this looks like it was all smeared with dirt and poop
WTF. I need it immensely though. I love these stupid ass cake hats.
>>9482189
I feel like it needs to be a different colour then it would be okay
This fucking thing in every colorway
>>9478176
STD-kei
>>9482566
This looks like something some fat ita who complains about elitist brandwhores would make
>>9478129
>>9478176
Bubonic plague-kei
>your friend could wear pic related to compliment eachothers coord, almost like twinning except you die!
Excuse me baby what were you doing
>>9478030
i forgot about hatception lol
BDSM bunny bag from bodyline
A somewhat rare Moitie example.
>>9482782
The former weeaboo in me unironically loves this
Wtf victorian maiden? This looks like a white mom beach dress.
>>9482799
I love it and it's one of my weird wishlist dresses.
This looks like a preschooler made it
It really is hard to find hideous MmM. Their stuff is usually really simple; it doesn't take chances with colors or cuts very often.
>>9482221
Does this weird stuff just get destroyed? I never see it
>>9482823
I think this is fine, looks like it's meant to be layered under an ouji/aristo style outfit
>>9482834
I like how the ugliest of MM still looks really good.
>>9478141
Fake-Filthy-Frank kei
>>9482574
I love it
>>9479032
This colorway is actually cute as hell in person.
>>9482817
Ralph Wiggum kei
>>9482037
Wash your fluffy things then buddy
A simple hand wash in warm water every now and again will keep them nice and new looking
>>9482817
>>9483048
>>9483048
I love you anon
This looks like something an Etsy mom would make and try to sell for fifty dollars
>>9483283
Why so much weird/ugly rabbit stuff AP
>>9483284
I guess BABY is gonna hop on this shitty bunny train too
It would have been a cute headdress but the bunnies make it look strange
>>9482799
A friend of mine collects this dress, when she wears coordinates with it people ask her if she's cosplaying the state of florida
>>9483377
>moving to Florida soon
I need it
>>9478012
challenge: make a decent coord out of only ugly brand
>>9482823
This looks like it was meant to pair with that camo jsk.
Pic half related, it's the only picture I have of that particular dress.
This headdress has confused me since Day 1
>>9478129
Look, to go with this other terrible decision!
>>9482726
Making a cosplay. That's what they were thinking
>>9483500
Super cute
>>9478012
I need it omg
>>9483500
I love this... I wouldnt wear it with lolita. But omg for hiking? or amusement parks?
>>9482726
They were thinking about all the money they'd make rolling in the collaboration dough. They always sell out no matter how they look.
>>9483713
Yeah, this literally looks like milanoo cosplay. I'm disappointed.
>>9483488
They don't go together at all
>>9483253
I love you too, anon
#nohomo
>>9483488
I audibly snickered when I opened that image, jesus
>>9484023
#yeshomo
>>9479030
2004 limited too kei?
>>9484037
A...anon
>>9484044
>>9484042
This makes me want to die
>>9483288
Maxicimam is still pumping out the rabbit themed stuff. Pic related, a classic.
>>9483713
Honestly the CCS collab is just as bad imo. Has anyone even seen it worn?
>>9484928
I would honestly wear that in a heartbeat. I love the old harajuku feeling I get from it.
Maxicimam is really behind on trends but that's what I love about them.
>>9484928
I was just about to start looking for this photo. Bless you anon.
>>9484042
this reminds me of my early teen years, oh god.
It's ugly but it has a nostalgic charm to it.
>>9484962
I-I kinda like it. I would totally wear it desu. Just not a fan of what seems to be a peeking bloomer underneath. It doesn't look good with that type of dress.
>>9479121
It's okay anon you are not the only one with terrible taste, both the mint and blue colourways are on my wishlist (jsk).
>>9482648
>This looks like something some fat
I stopped there and cant stop seeing a faty with a double chin wearing this with a ott cake dress. I don't want it to stop and I sadly really want it to happen.
>>9482817
I will always want this headdress.
>>9483288
>>9484928
Yeah baby should definitely leave these to the domain of MAM. MAM is supposed to be tacky, that is what makes it great.
>>9480744
at least your accessories are bound to match one of them lmao
>>9482661
amazing
Knowing this not only sold well but got a rerelease somehow makes this worse
For when none of your dresses have quite enough orgies for your taste
>>9485737
Bosch is my favorite artist so this has been a dream dress for me since I first laid my eyes on it.
>>9485737
HORY SHET
I need it.
>>9485733
I like it in the blue color rerelease. I feel like it's sort of boring but it doesn't make me wonder "Who the fuck would buy this?"
I can't believe this. Shame on you, AaTP. Quit releasing ugly shit.
bow down to the king of ugly brand
>>9485737
It's ugly but I want it to wear to my art history class
>>9491531
What even
I'm getting flashbacks from that part in Kamikaze Girls where Momoko talks about tracksuits. It's so bad oh my god.
What the hell are these straps at the bottom anyway?
>>9491531
Oh my Christ. I cannot believe this exists.
>>9483488
lolita special forces when
>>9478560
Then again, it fits any body type.
>>9492653
I can only imagine they're supposed to be stirrup pants? pic related
>>9482661
Thank you for the laugh!
>>9483713
Erm, the cartoon looks so much better. Make it longer and fuller, golden instead of yellow, it could be a gorgeous overdress.
Never 4get
>>9484042
Oh man, I bought a tankini from limited too that had that exact color scheme. What was with them and brown/teal?
Baby pls...
>>9493059
>>9493119
"Salopette pants"
>>9482574
yeah I was really underwhelmed by this print and all the cuts are ugly as sin
>>9485733
My roommate had this exact jsk and it's easily like 100x better in person. The fabric looks cheap af in the stock photo
>>9485737
Not gonna lie I want this dress more than I want to breathe
>>9485737
If we're being honest, this is definitely not the ugliest thing JetJ has released. I actually kind of like it.
>>9480463
I know someone who wore this irl and it was awful.
>>9493428
... Does her name start with a D?
>>9493484
Yep
>>9482661
All I can think of whenever I see this coord
>>9484042
Who let brown x teal be a Thing for so long in the early/mid 2000s. This reminds me of half my primary school wardrobe.
>>9491422
Wow this looks like a beginner sewing project
>>9478518
mol d k
>>9478129
I like it. Maybe not for lolita, but an 80's new wave outfit.
>>9493085
How dare you that's beautiful
>>9494429
>baby pls
I say as I own a Meta trash dress and would gladly own this one as well.
Is this even a cake or is it jelly? Either way, it doesn't belong on your head.
>>9494588
>it doesn't belong on your head.
SAYS WHO
I do what I want anon
>>9494588
It's the matching headdress to Jewelry Jelly so yes it's jelly.
Bellhop so rori
>>9495168
Say what you will. All uniform lolita = losing my fucking shit
>>9495168
Sailor Moon villains-kei
I can't think of a single thing that I own that would match this.
This actually gave me a migraine looking at it.
>>9495182
This is fucking amazing though. Anyone have a name?
In honor of Memorial Day coming up, never forget how hard Baby ate shit with this one
Let's play guess the brand!
(No, not the children's clothing section at Walmart.)
Ghostbusters kei
>>9495287
It's ugly and borderline costumey but I'd wear it
Because piss yellow was just the perfect accent color for this dress.
>>9495451
It's unusual but not that bad. The yellow/lavender colorway is a lot more offensive imo.
Baby, this looks like beef jerky wtf were you thinking
>>9495697
Would it? Mint and lavender aren't considered rare colors anymore, and you can always introduce a new color that doesn't clash with the rest to break things up a bit.
>>9495697
OT, but probably not the yellow/lavender desu
I like it better than the mint(?)/yellow.
>>9495457
I think the yellow/lavender is better, personally. At least they're contrasting colors. I think they look pretty nice together.
>>9495706
That shade of mint is a little bit strange anon. Some things won't match it that are labeled mint. It would be difficult.
>>9495702
I have this necklace in white and it still looks like crap. I ended up with it because the seller bundled it with a bunch of other sweet burando accessories. I think she realise that there's no way anyone would pay money for that.
>>9495702
This looks like a dog chew. What is it even made out of?
>>9495845
Thanks for the heads up, anon, I'll take a look.
>>9480463
I raise you this, anon.
I can't believe this really exists.
>>9497615
This is so fucking cute, name? Reverse search didn't help.
>>9497615
This strikes me as more idol costume than lolita
This makes no fucking sense.
>>9495697
>>9495457
>>9495708
This is probably super OT, but I tried anons.
everything is burando but the shoes. Looking back, I probably should have chosen lavender tea parties instead. I couldn't find decent headwear though, but I feel like the Sugar Hearts kc in lavender would work.
>>9497873
Th-thanks, anon!
I love coording difficult and older pieces, it's such a fun challenge.
So if anyone has any they'd like for me to try....
>>9497862
I always thought that it was a pale blue, not lavender
>>9495457
pink actually goes pretty cute with this tho
>>9493059
isn't it supposed to look like 1900's underwears ?
>>9497726
Thought it was burnt toast at first
Spotted on WW earlier.
Innocent World, wtf is this? It looks like a costume
>>9498811
I like it a lot desu
It would make a cute Alice Coord, but it's also very simple.
This Baby jsk looks like an etsy mom design.
Most of my lavenders would not fucking match this in any way.
>>9498931
I don't like the cut or the lace placement, but I really like the colors/print.
Never forget the AP cockcage headdress complete with reservoir tip.
>>9499090
This looks like a shitty Etsy listing. I can't believe this.
This looks like a potato sack.
>>9499228
Is it just me or does the pic look a bit mirrored?
Anyway, this skirt doesn't look too bad on Misako here: https://youtu.be/r8fzjLHu3H8?t=35s But I don't think it's meant to fit a petticoat.
>>9482971
Lol, anon.
>>9499416
Red and purple together have always made me feel sick to my stomach
>>9499254
Yes ive wanted to see a worn picture of that potato skirt for ages. It actually doesn't look half bad on Misako but then again she'd look great in a potato sack.
>>9499569
Unless done tastefully, those two colors will always clash.
>>9482535
This was for Jenga booth babes at some Japanese convention
>>9499645
never seen the worn pic before. too cute. (But seriously, how did AP not provide better socks and shoes???)
>>9478129
i'd wear the shit out of this idec how ita itd make me, it's my lifeblood
>>9501963
you seem to be regretting your chicken pox vaccine
>>9501915
... is it bad that I actually really love this?
>>9499645
Yeah, I just thought it was strange! It's kind of cute on, actually. For a novelty thing.
These look like Taobao replicas, but I assure that they're real.
>>9503299
I actually think this is pretty cute
>>9503307
I'm sorry for your unfortunate eye affliction. Poor anon.
>>9503328
I got Idolm@ster stuck in my eyeballs
>>9499254
it is mirrored, baby do that often in stock photos if you look closely
>>9503386
don't you want a gross banana
>>9503526
>>9503307
I think it would be neat as hell for fairy kei. Lolita? Eh. Not so much.
>>9499416
I feel bad but I really like this.
>>9503526
Holy shit, I got this exact Kyubey plushie at a local animu store. Didn't know it was from Medicom.
>>9503526
Odd choice for a plush
>>9503766
It's Merry Go Round which tends to lean toward Fairy Kei anyway.
Found out this existed recently since it's up on WW. AP has a lot of questionable designs but this straight-up looks like something you'd find on Milanoo
>>9482824
I have that bonnet, but it's broken so I never wear it out. It probably hasn't stood the test of time well and is just sitting in the back of someones closet.
>>9503766
I don't think it's appropriate for fairy kei. It would be fine as an idol costume though
>>9482574
I saw this irl and it caused me to hate it even more
>>9497726
This us what my brain jumped to
>>9506946
A girl wore this to a local meet and it looked honestly really great IRL. I don't think it was in white thought. It's very French aristocrat especially with the way she styled it.
>>9503299
thats what a lolita should wear to gay pride then not wear it for a year
AaTP what are you doing
>>9510666
This is cute but in a really tacky way
>>9478129
Holy shit, the thumbnail did not prepare me for this
>>9478560
Came here to make sure this was posted. Thanks anon
>>9495702
When pic related situation comes up, but you're also crafty
Does anyone else remember the Angelic Pretty dress that was white with large polka dots with ugly bow placement made for some visual kei guy with a green sperm tattooed on his hand?
The dress was as ugly as hell, but I can't find it.
>>9510673
http://merrygoround.theshop.jp/
>>9512723
You're talking about the Mejibray photoshoot. If you swap out the bows on the bodice it could be salvaged as a standard dress. It was meant for them though.
>>9485737
Well, I found my dream dress. I'll fight you for it, anons.
>>9491531
This is horrible. For when you want to add some Versailles flair to you yankee squat in front of the konbini?
>>9497726
Grizzly Adams kei.
>>9495182
As horrible as that is, I think pic related beats it. I hate that fake plaid fabric and can't believe excentrique thought this was a good idea.
>>9482010
yeah. they also made a short version, but its almost as hideous
>>9513276
With the right styling this could be beautiful, I think it's the coord that would make this ugly or not in the shorter length.
>>9478518
>garbodor themed coord
>>9512723
>>9512995
fuck that dress was so ugly I felt bad for Meto
>>9513276
I'm on medicine that makes me feel queasy and just looking at this picture made me feel worse
>>9510673
The first on is Baby actually iirc
>>9479158
Starbucks-kei
>>9484962
Don't remind me this exist, I'm so bummed out by how crappy this looks.
>desu tho CLAMP designs never look good in real life
>>9495451
Anon, If your piss is that yellow you need to drink more water.
>>9516129
We just need some 7 ft tall basketball players to wear CLAMP cosplay
>>9478605
The makings of a great coord.
>>9495178
Shit now I want it
Fuck-ugly tartan with fuck-ugly matching bloomer shorts:
https://www.wunderwelt.jp/products/w-26210
I think one of Baby's designers might be colorblind.
>>9484042
OMFG i used to have that backpack in pink when i was like 7
I don't really know what to say about this one
Okay, I know that it's meta, but seriously wtf
H. Naoto Gramm's coin purse with legs, as seen here: https://egl.circlly.com/auctions/gramm-coin-purse-bag-with-legs
>>9523204
That's actually pretty cute, it looks like a cuter, more delicate version of Acahcum Muchacha's purses.
>>9517250
This dress looks like a pizza.