Feels thread

>>9466375
>see Misty Sky MTO
>always liked it but not at the price it went for, have slightly original coord idea, what the heck, I'll jump on the bandwagon
>buy it even though it won't be here til October, $350 gone
>dream dress pops up for sale, $400
>still need a dress for an event as I don't own anything from the brand guest, buy it too
>coord planning and realise accessories/shoes/bag I want total over $200 as dress matches nothing in my wardrobe
>normie store near me is having a sale, probably going to spend $100 as I urgently need basics
>tfw you spent $1000 on hobby shit in a month and still haven't paid for the con hotel

I don't know how to feel about it. I have $3500 in savings right now so it's not like I can't afford it, even if I get some unexpected life expenses, but everyone I know would go mad if they knew I was spending that much. I've read online that hiding how much you're spending is unhealthy and can be a sign of a shopping addiction but I don't think I have one, I just don't want to make people jealous or pissy at me...

>>9466560
If it isn't harmful then I doubt you have a shopping addiction. You wouldn't be able to stop spending, and you wouldn't have a large savings.
Perhaps you feel a bit shameful of spending that much so quickly, which is why you hide it, or as you said, you just don't want to make people jealous or pissy.
Just some armchair psych shit.
Personal opinion is, you splurged and feel like you shouldn't have, you're probably going to be tight with your money for a bit until you relax.

>turn 30
>my birthday present is my bf dumping me for a girl that is 25
Why is life allowed to be this shitty?

>>9466560
Anon, you don't have to justify how much you spend to anyone. If you can afford it and you want it, go for it no matter what anyone says.

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woke up

still no gf

More shit dropped into my life in need to take care of

>It comes before cosplay


im gettin real lazy with my cosplay guys

>>9466707
Esdeath go away. Ask /soc/

>>9466638
Could be worse, at least its a cake.

Have been wearing lolita for about 3-4 years but brought a couple of the English GLBs when I was a student like 7-8 years ago.
Planning coord for upcoming meet, don't have socks to match. Remember perfect socks from EU indie brand which featured in GLB.
Didn't think they would still be available but they are! They are even on sale! Finish my coord for £12 inc shipping. Good feels man.

>Got the mto misty sky jsk
> won't have to get scalped to have those glorious clouds in my ass
feels good man

>been watching some of the recommendations from the lolita general for aesthetic period dramas and films
>enjoyed them a lot and it's made me happy
>also found out when looking after a neighbour's kids that The Worst Witch, a book and TV series I remember fondly from my childhood, got rebooted this year
>started watching them all on BBC iPlayer and they're cute and nostalgic as fuck
>still hard to sit through an episode unless I have to while babysitting because it's a kids show and the acting is godawful (if you're not from the UK, it's like watching the child stars overacting on the Disney Channel)
>Little Witch Academia also got a new series this year and made me excited
>just want to start planning Halloween witch coords

Yesterday at the meet another girl hugged me and I suddenly realized how I'm craving human touch and affection.
I'm a just a sad little lolita who's too much of an autist to wander out of her comfort zone and too "proud" to say she wants love.
Last time I had some hope of being loved and felt good for a little while I got tricked.
It hurts a lot gulls, I don't mind being alone but I don't want to be like that forever.

>>9466903
>referring to yourself as a sad little lolita

jesus christ no wonder you hardly ever get hugged

>>9466911
I meant lonelita, shit.
In any case it (especially the "little" part) was supposed to be an exaggeration, obviously.

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>>9466903
>another girl hugged me
She was probably a predatory lesbian trying to groom you.

>>9466638
>turned 30
That was your first mistake desu

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>take a picture of (mostly black) Touhou cosplayers
>showing con pics to my granny
>mfw she screams as if the black kids were actually in the room

Granny, no. Stahp.

A couple people on my Facebook feed have mentioned they're in credit card debt because of Lolita. They also keep buying 5 dresses at time like every other week. Like stop? I'm all for buying something you like once in a while but not something for every weekday!
I just don't understand how some can be in so much trouble & dig themselves further in a hole.

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>tfw I have inverted nipples and I get jealous of girls who have pokies at the con

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>>9467019
Just flick your nipples every once in a while or carry ice cubes. Maybe have a cold drink with you all the time.

>>9466799
You cant just say this without naming the brand

>>9467019
When will niplets ever learn.

>>9467019
At least they don't chafe as easily?

My bf lost a nipple roughhousing as a kid. Now he has one tattooed on.

>>9467019
>tfw nipples not inverted but just huge and ugly when they're not hard

I'd trade with you.

>>9466978
>Granny, no. Stahp.
I died laughing when I read this. I was also simultaneously reminded of how glad I am that my grannies weren't on the segregation train.

>>9467019
>have inverted nips
>will always be jealous of girls with pierced nips

>>9467052
Pop them out and put some rods in.

>>9467052
You can still pierce them. They ice them up, and the piercing will keep them from going back in.

>>9467060
The surgery is like $2k, not really worth it just for piercings

>>9466375
>tfw perpetually stuck at 500 instagram followers
>tfw constantly seeing fat, ugly cosplayers with shitty costumes in the thousands
this is the most petty, ridiculous thing ever but I just cannot fathom WHY. Some of these girls are literally obese, their wigs are sliding off, no makeup, just generally look like shit all around.
I do a fair amount of pandering and actually look good so why the fuck are these people succeeding so much more?
God I feel so pathetic and shallow for this but I had to get it off my chest.

>>9467019
>tfw have constantly pokey nipples and men make weird comments thinking its arousal (or cold) so I have to wear a bra when I go out, despite being flat

>>9466638
hey anon, that guy dumped you because he's an asshole, not because you're 30

>>9467094
They probably buy followers. Use your noggin. I had a really mediocre artist follow my art Insta. 70K followers...averaging about 200 likes per photo. Pretty obvious that they bought followers.

>>9467088
When I said
>>9467060
I meant it like this anon>>9467063

>>9467096
Bandages add a cute factor when undressing. Also hides pokey nips.

>>9467028
ergi by piratessan
It's a pirate lolita meet

>>9467111
Oh gotcha, I know some people can actually manage to pop them out for good, but I have grade 3 inverted nips so I'd worry piercing them wouldn't work out the way I want
Maybe I'll see if my insurance covers the surgery now that I'm thinking about it again

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>Finally losing weight enough to wear lolita comfortably again
>Realize that it wasn't me being fat, I just have a really ugly body type
>Still no defined waist, will probably have to go under 100lbs
>Lost weight in my chest, now practically flat chested
>Ugly, shapeless, unattractive body
>Why even live

>>9467109
I knew someone would say that, but no, I looked - they seem to have proportionate likes, and majority of followers/likes are other cosplayers. Maybe they're just really good at networking with other cosplayers and people like them for their personalities

>>9467129
Take solace in there being tons of cuts that suit a flat body type

>>9467114
Tried this before, you can see the outline of bandages under shirts which is even weirder :(

>>9467129
You could wear a corset under your dress. Just don't lace it too tight and it will look nice and natural. That's what they're for.

>>9467129
work out your hip/thigh area, if they get bigger, your waist will look smaller

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>>9467136
I look fine in lolita, but I look like shit in literally everything else. Thank god for lolita being flattering on my chubby shapeless ass.

>>9467146
Will do

>>9467134
I also have horrible violin hips.

I just want that qt anime bod

>>9467019
tfw one inverted and one pokey

>>9467135
Could do the bandage wrap.
Take an ace bandage and wrap it around yourself. I'll be honest to say, I've only seen it in cosplay, so I'm not sure how it'd work in daily life.

I'm always known as "the quiet one" just.. i don't like speaking up very much and making friends is kind of hard, and keeping them harder. And the ones i have now are either too far away or virtual shut ins.

I miss being part of a little circle of nerds who talked about shit and met up at least once a month, I'd obviously love a romantic partner, but i feel i need real life friends more right now.

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>saw Narutards hold a genuine kancho circle at FCBD

Wtf is wrong with Naruto kids? My little brother was one, and when he was 9 he kanchoed the fuck out of me (under the skirt!!) at Burger King.

>>9467157
what the other anons said, get sick gains on your lower half

>>9467193
at that point, why not just wear a bra? it's got to be more comfortable than a damn ace bandage

>>9467168
AESTHETIC POST-MODERN NIPPLES

>>9467411
it's an abstract kind of poke

>>9467129
Invest in a decent pair of butt pads and/or hip pads.

I had three nipples. It was kind of said after it was removed.

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>>9467343
>kancho circle

Is this really a thong people do at cons??

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>>9467440
Getting so choked up I'm spelling like a moron

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>be a lolita
>be the only one in your Comm to support Le Pen
>looking forward for the 2nd round election
>voted
>she loses
>lolita friend taunts me on Facebook

I was hoping she would win. I am getting real sick of the misogyny in the West. First Hillary, now Le Pen. I am not interested in attending the next meetup for my Comm which is ILD.

>>9467100
>he's an asshole
how do you know he was an asshole? maybe that anon is an annoying shitter so he had no choice but to dump her?

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>>9467450
sounds pretty well-deserved to me

>>9467455
>lolita friend taunts me on Facebook
Uh, that is pretty cunty to me, no matter who you support. Are you said friend?

>>9467458
Sounds like immature teens.

>>9467450
ur right it must be misogyny not that shes a fucking facist or something :^)

>>9466931
I-I wouldnt mind.
I'm super gay so I would gladly accept

>>9467450
If you think Lepen is a good choice at all (not that Macron was good but it was the least shitty), as much as I am annoyed with niggers/sandniggers and refugees/immigrates shitting up France, I must say you're kinda dumb for supporting her at all. Especially after how she made a fool out of herself on the debate.

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>tfw your con-crush is dating a popular cos-girl
>tfw the guy who con-crushes on you drops off the face of the earth

>>9467470
Back to the cage with you

>>9467470
>as much as I am annoyed with niggers/sandniggers and refugees/immigrates shitting up France
you have to go back

>>9467472
Cage?
In any case, if you think of Lepen as good you're a blind cuckservative.
Your friends are dumb for taunting you though.
>inb4 eksdee libtard

can you shut the fuck up about /pol/itics already?
i have enough of that shit on my social media already, both LePain and Macaroni are shit anyway

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>>9466903
Can "sad little lolita" be the new "sexy widdle baby"?

>comm is having fancy tea meet for ILD
>theme is twinning
>don't have any lolita friends, even if i did i'm too scared to go to a meetup

I just want to hang out with cute girls in cute dresses. I don't want to be a lone lolita for the rest of my life, but the anxiety is too much.

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>trying to lose weight for con season for all those cosplays that show midriff and tight bodysuit cosplays
>eating smaller portions
>occasionally replacing meals with health drinks and healthy snacks
>friends think I have an eating disorder
>they keep trying to intervene/tease me into eating more
>they constantly tell me i'm starving myself/am unhealthy

I've been losing 1 lb a week by cutting back on carbs and working out thats not even an unhealthy amount

my favorite example
>go to taco bell as a group
>I order one chicken and cheese quesadilla instead of two like usual
>"YOUR'E STARVING URSELF EAT ANOTHER ONE!!"
>friends buy me some greasy nasty taco bell dessert
>"eat this! its still not enough but its something!"
>friends all stare at me in anticipation making sure I eat every one

I felt the grease squish out of every bite. I DO love sweets but that was just nasty.

my current body type is pic related (without the boobs)

>>9467488
Most themes aren't compulsory, it's not like you can't go. Or post your wardrobe post in the event, saying you're new and asking if anyone has any of the same stuff and want to twin/triplet.

>>9467498
You need new friends, it sounds like they're jealous you're trying to lose weight.

BANE?

>>9467131
They might get shoutouts (either organic or paid). That's reallly good way to get followers in a niche, but can get expensive pretty quick. If any anons are interested and you have some OTT jfash photos, I have a kind of Japan-related IG account that i can do some free shoutouts on (like 4.5k followers). I havent used it in months because i got bored and ran out of stuff to post. So i get fresh content and you get a bit of publicity.

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>>9467343
At Burger King? WTF what did you say to him???

>>9467440
Chandler?

>>9467498
Seconding the other anon, this is apparently one reason so many overweight people have problems losing weight: when they start to, their fat/less healthy friends immediately try to drag them back down into the less healthy habits they had with the friend group.

Why is it so hard to find people who are functional human beings and also like anime? I just want friends who I can talk about cosplay and crafting with but also actually have their life together. The friends I have now, it feels like I'm babysitting them since they can't do anything on their own. Very little source of income, no plans for future, not working on education, still living at home, 20+. Every single person I end up being able to talk to is like this.

>>9467518
>>9467525
the thing though, I'm the 3rd heaviest in the friend group.. the 2nd heaviest is losing weight too but they don't limit their portions like i do. Even my own boyfriend decided to shame me on his twitch stream the other day "my girlfriend wont eat and i'm worried for her, she thinks health shakes are enough" Shit like this makes me feel unhealthy but the fitness apps i use tell me i'm fine, and my gut that I can't fit in both hands is still there. lost 17 lbs through it though. just wished they'd.. stop.

>>9467532
>likes anime a lot
>has a job
>is a decent human being

pick two. and if you find all three you found a goddamn unicorn and never let them go.

something about anime just attracts shitstains and poorfags and I don't know what it is.

>working out to get fit
>seeing some results
>all the face fat still there

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>hit it off with cute guy at the con
>chat online for months
>he asks me to join a relationship with two other guys, four girls, and a penis-owning genderfluid

Ngl, I'm considering it.

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I am so stupidly happy that the Misty Sky MTO is happening. I know a lot of people are posting about it, but fuck it I'm going to as well.

I got into lolita around the time the first one released, and at the time I could only admire it from afar due to expenses. I always wanted it, it is just simple and yet so interesting. I have always loved how casually it has been coorded. But now I can get the navy jsk, accessories, and still have enough to for a deposit and first months rent on a new apartment.

And, to boot, I am decorating my apartment in navy. I am so happy to move out of my "temporary" apartment and decorate my new semi-permanent apartment, especially since my boyfriend doesn't care as long as it doesn't affect him. I think I'm going to cover the room in navy tulle and make cotton clouds or something in celebration of the Misty Sky MTO.

If only there was removable brand wallpaper.

>>9467537
try doing a face wrap to lose face chub

>>9467546
>face wrap
Does it really work? I thought it only comes off by working out.

>>9467488
You should make a dress for a cute matching plushie and bring that with you.

>>9467019
just get piercings anon

>>9467532
I wonder this all the fucking time. Where the fuck are these people that have shit together?

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>>9466638
>There are men who don't have a thing for milfs/Cougars/Cakes
>Woman when young are cute
>Then they evolve to sexy-mon when older
>Then they become evolved into a adorably sweet elderly woman

Best assurance that men will stay with you longer is seeing if they are into older woman.

>>9467595
If only there is a simple way to find out.

>>9467498
Honestly, it sounds like you're being perfectly healthy in your weight-loss strategies. If I were you, I would avoid eating out with friends whenever I could. I'd avoid saying anything about food or being hungry while with them. If they insist on going to a fast food joint, then consider telling them that you still feel full from eating earlier and that you would rather enjoy their company while they eat (or something).

I'd be pretty pissy if I were in your shoes because I hate it when people try to police my eating habits, especially when I'm making informed health decisions. Good on you for powering through and keeping with your health journey!

>>9467537
Maybe look at your family and see if it's hereditary? My sister and I both have slightly buttery, round faces. My sis dislikes it, but it's cute and not generically pretty so I actually value it as a nice defining feature.

>>9467521
that would be super amazing actually, what's your IG?

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>>9467451
bad timing makes someone an asshole.

>>9467596
there is.
you see what kind of porn they usually fap to.

>>9467534
>though "hey I meet all 3"
>then remembered I'm not a decent human being
such is life

>>9467540
DO IT, DUMPASS

I enjoy wearing lolita while out with my significant other a lot more than I do with my comm. I don't have very many friends but I really enjoy coming up with cute ideas for meets that usually involve things that would be better with a lot of friends so I kind of just use my comm to get to live that out, but since I'm not really attached to anybody in the comm and I'm terrible at small talk, meets aren't always as fun as they should be. I wish I just had a bunch of cool lolita friends to hang out with locally.

>>9467532
>>9467534
It's the escapism and the 2D aesthetic. You can see similar degeneracy in other fandoms like furries and homestuck.
Solution... look for Downton Abbey fans?

>>9467488
LA? Come anyways, if you need a friend I can contact you!

I'm not twinning either.

>>9466638
If he cares about your age he's not good enough for you. Wish you all best Anon <3

>was a horrible ita when I joined the local comm
>scared to join again and go to meets now that I have a decent wardrobe


I'll just be a lonelita forever

>>9467193
Bandaging yourself daily/for prolonged time can be damaging to your ribs/chest, don't do this. Many trans ppl or event crossplayers make a mistake of bindimg their chest with bandages. This can cause injury!
Really just use a bra to hide nipples and a binder to bind.
Anon please don't give others advice on something you only saw in cosplay and have no idea about. Ty.

>>9467674
Really? Man, I'd be proud to show off how much I've learned by simply being a good lolita and dressing fashionably. People who remember you would be pleased with your progress. You could make self-derogatory jokes out of your ita phase and it would come off as funny and relatable. I see no downsides, anon!

>>9467674
Why do you think that is? I feel this way because I once found myself on a roof edge
My friends screaming, begging for me to come back
And then I found myself in the bath with my clothes on
A razor to my wrists
My mother feral
My sister heartbroken
To this day my sister does not look me in the eye
It's such a primal moment
So I... I know what it's like to be on that edge
So I thought, it's good that young people, kids, have something to point to and say, that's what it's like not to have cool lolita friends to hang out with locally

>when you spend your [relatively] beautiful youth shitposting on /cgl/ and lusting after "a career" and then you get to 35 and you're still on $15 an hour in a cramped office because you're unsuited for competition and then your biological imperative kicks in but you rejected all serious guys prior because you wanted to "just have fun and find yourself" but now the only men left on the dating market are semi-beta chubby college dropouts who are infertile from alcohol abuse and then you realise that your career money can't even make you look beautiful anymore and so you spend the next 50 years of your life feeling super happy that you were liberated

>>9467540
this is retarded, don't waste your time

>>9467463
>tfw didn't get the president who discriminates against people based on their face
why even surrender anymore

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>you will never have well formed big breasts
Like i know it's vain af but i'd really like to have a bigger chest.

>>9467759
You can have those breasts if you pay. The picture you posted is of fake breasts. Natural big breasts don't look like that when someone lays down.

If you watched "Manswers", you would know this.

>>9467697
>what did you mean by this???

>>9467746
>when you blame /cgl/ and "liberated women" as the reason you have no children or wife.

>>9467764
>basing your knowledge of the world on gimmicky tv shows
boobs can look "fake" when they are forced into a different shape by a bra,tight top or a bikini.

>>9467769
No, they cannot because they sink into the inner cavity of the chest/armpit area. Unavoidable in a swimsuit. There are swimsuits that provide "cleavage", but that only is noticed standing up or sitting up. When you lay down, the breasts shift "into the body" where a bra or tight top cannot provide support... since it is internal. Implants sit stationary and cannot move into those cavities.

>>9467769
Push-up wire framed bra, yes. Bikini, no. Pretty easy to tell the difference between real tits and fake ones

As far as gimmicky TV shows, it's unfortunately provides the best explanation if you do not have naturally big breasts yourself.

>>9467774
Even a wire framed bra cannot cause that noticeable effect in natural breasts lying down. Hence why I addressed swimsuits with wire frames which are quite common.

>>9467769
If boobs are defying gravity they're fake, especially in a swimsuit. And it's not like there's anything wrong with having breast augmentation, if you wanted bigger boobs and had the money for it go you. I don't know why there's such a bitter stigma about silicon boobies

>>9467777
Well a bra has a lot more support and structure than a swimming suit, I have a Victoria's Secret bra that might as well be boob armor.

>>9467779
Wire framed bras are a lifesaver, yes.

this motherfucker comes in every thread with this boob bait.
you know it's a dude, dropping that femme-hating buzzword, vain.

>>9467778
Yeah, I was not stating there is anything bad about them. I see nothing wrong with implants.I was just saying those are attainable if you got the cash. I say go for it.

>>9467608
I don't understand why anyone would chose this moment specifically. Why would you want to do that, and then be forced to sit on a plane experiencing the aftermath. He must be a masochist.

>>9467778
>>9467783
Nayrt but the thing that hit me the most after I got mine done was the petty jealousy from other women.

you autist girls realise that guys only care about boob size about as much as girls care about dick size, right? get over it, it doesn't matter to anyone but yourself

>>9467788
There is no need to be rude anon.

>>9467790
what guys really care about is feet size

[spoiler]get toe implants[/spoiler]

>>9467788
Nobody said anything about boys.

>>9467786
But did you feel fabulous with your new chest? That's all that matters. Haters gonna' hate.

>>9467788
>girls talking about bewbs is impossible, it HAS to be a guy!
Do you also believe that girls start dick discussion threads on other boards?

>>9467537
I agree that you might possibly just have a round face. Some people do naturally, and many find it cute.

>>9467797
i thought dick rate threads were evenly split between male dick posters and female raters

>>9467793
Marvel at my phalanges!

>>9467800
do you also believe in santa claus?

>>9467800
If your post is an inquiry... I can't say I've ever rated dicks in a dick thread. Actually, I can't say I've ever even visited a "rate my dick" thread.

>>9467157
I have violin hips too, and my body is otherwise hourglass shaped. Oh well, that's why there is strategic ruffles, pleats, and shirts with a longer cut.

>>9467786
That sucks, sorry you had to deal with that. Congrats on the boobs tho

>>9467800
kek no
that's all dudes lmao

>>9467800
I think you underestimate just how many gay guys there are, especially on 4chan.

>>9467746
Fuck off back to /pol/ you are so boring. Your inadequacy is showing.

>>9467838
>telling women to not assume that their early-20s feelings about motherhood will continue until after menopause is fascism now

>>9467838
>/pol/
Pretty sure that's a robot, even with pols recent baby kick

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>>9467746

>>9467450
If you voted Le Pen, you're an asshole.

>>9467866
Agreed, anyone who disagrees with me does so not because they think that their system of beliefs is more moral than mine, but because they just enjoy human suffering.

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>France is going to be the first European caliphate

I hope you frogs like bumpers, because you're going to be tasting a lot of them once Ahmed runs you and your family over in his favourite truck

>>9467869
back to
>>>/pol/
you islamophobic fuck
you realise france was built on the backs of muslim slaves from the imperial days, right? it's only fair that the privilege of french natives is finally made right
also they're not fucking called trucks they're called مركبات الله you shitlord

Can you stop shitposting with /pol/ stuff?
I enjoy subtly baiting gulls and you are ruining it.

>>9467883
>if you don't want some crazed Muslim extremist to run you over in a truck you're from /pol/

SHUT IT DOWN

>>9467451
>how do you know he was an asshole?
/cgl/ always sides with the woman no matter what in any story.

>>9467906
>women always side with the woman no matter what in any story.
ftfy

>>9467532
They say if you have problems with every single person you meet, the actual problem might be with you.

>>9467906
/cgl/ always advocates for the dumping of any bf hence the "dump his ass" meme

>>9466638
dump his ass

>>9467788
This is untrue.

Most guys won't be so shallow to base or break an entire relationship around boob size but they sure as hell care more about it than girls care about dicks.

I mean they're pretty fundamentally different. You can almost always see a persons boob size, it's a part of their default appearance like their hair color, but you generally don't see how big a guys dick is until you're already somewhat along in the relationship. And guys also just love looking at boobs. Some girls like looking at dicks of course but it's just not comparable to guys and boobs.

>>9467924
Very well said. Boobs have always been associated with being a woman/womanhood and fertility. Liking big boobs is pretty natural (I'm biased here because i got lucky with mine) and should not be demonized as much as it is around here.

>>9467840
>Implying women in my career other than me didn't wait until 35-40 to have kids and they're fine and actually still pretty attractive

>>9467840
It's just confusing why people keep showing up in the feels thread on /cgl/ to tell people they need to have babies.

>>9467614
How do you do this?

>>9467937
>my career
posting on 4chan is not a career

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>>9467872
>Lolita was built on french culture

>Cant do lolita in france anymore for saftey

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> shave
> every goddamn follicle turns into a pus-filled blackhead
why

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I don't know if lolita awakened some special kind of love for femininity in me or if I'm legit gay.

>>9467984
>go to the gym
>feel all tingly watching the other girls in the locker room
I think it is too late for me to turn back...

>Bought Misty Sky during a re-release years ago
>Planned an ott Misty Sky coord for an event this year
>Shit bricks when the mto is announced
>"Fuck, now everybody is going to be wearing it and I'm going to look like a basic bitch bandwagoner clone."
>Isn't released until after August
>So much relief

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>>9467984
Reminds me of this secret

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>>9467976
Are you me, anon? I get the exact same fucking thing.

>>9467656
Where the hell are the LA meet-ups posted? I am in the Facebook group, but I don't see jack shit. In fact, it's a ghost town, which seems very odd for such a large area.

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>>9467746
You will be fine. There's still guys your age on the market, but be forewarned, they're all divorcees with kids and scary exes.

Source: My older sister is your age.

>>9467967
14

>>9467937
>you proposed a trend well heh look at this anecdote looks like you're out of luck pal

>be me
>living with parents
>wake up to go to class
>prepare & hang up coord to wear to meet a friend after class finishes
>about to leave for class, find out dad is staying home from work sick for a day
>get home, about to get changed
>notice coord is no longer hanging up, instead laying on my bed
>ask my dad if he did this
>"oh yeah. i was worried that the cat might attack your dress because he likes to claw at dangling things and your dress is quite frilly"
>mmk
>about to get changed
>notice weird texture on the bottom of the skirt of the dress as i'm about to put it on
>take a look
>there's fucking semen caked into the inside bottom front part of the skirt
what the fuck do i do in this situation? my parents have been arguing a lot recently and i don't want this to make them divorce or something but holy fuck i've never been this fucking creeped out before

>>9468093
>what the fuck do i do in this situation?
Acquire the means to move out. It won't be easy, but based on what happened it might be best to leave before things get even weirder.

>>9468093
...what exactly are you suggesting happened here?

>>9468102
my dad masturbated onto my dress
nobody else was in the house apart from the cat

>>9468108
So it was just an accident right? He's not doing something weird like thinking of his daughter while masturbating right?

>>9468102
>>9468108
considering where the gross shit was do you think he was wearing my fucking dress whilst masturbating?

>>9468112
>he accidentally took my coord down from the hanger, laid it out over my bed and came inside the skirt
i don't think this is plausible.

>>9468113
>>9468117
Are your parents not having sex anymore? Maybe your dad is just really backed up.

>>9468120
i don't keep track

>>9468093
This means he like wearing frilly things when he does...that, or he's creeping on you in which case MOVE OUT ASAP.

>>9468018
>>9467976
After shaving, I generously apply rubbing alcohol to the shaved area before applying lotion. It doesn't get rid of the bumps completely, but it DOES drastically decrease them. I used to have the entire area flooded with bumps, but now I only have two or three each time.

Try to be gentle with the razor and stretch the skin where you're shaving when you can. Shave with the grain first, and then against the grain when it's shortened. (Most people advise shaving against the grain altogether, but that doesn't get it smooth for me so I do it anyway.)

>>9468125
what can i do, though?
i don't really have much money (definitely not enough to pay rent) and i've still got my course to attend so i can't move far

>>9468093
I doubt it was semen. Did you taste it to make sure?

>>9468093
Wait until your mom gets home then confront him in front of her. Make her kick him out and you're good, or he'll off himself and you won't have to worry about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNRhtip6S4

>>9468133
but what if he denies it all the way? what if i'm somehow wrong and that ends up breaking up my entire family?

>>9468140
Just ask him if he accidentally got your dress dirty, watch how he reacts.

>>9468140
Show it to your mother and take photo evidence beforehand just in case. Sorry I don't know what else to suggest beyond that, I'm sorry this happened to you, anon.

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>tfw you make another closetchild order while waiting for a closetchild order

>>9468140
Then you have to decide whether you really think your dad is a piece of shit creep who likes jizzing on his daughter's clothes or you somehow thought some other substance was jizz. If your dad is doing that kind of stuff your family is already fucked because god knows what else he's doing

>>9468093
My eyes widened and I gagged by reflex. Holy. Shit.

Honestly sounds like he masturbated in your dress.

Think of it this way: by bringing this to light, you are not making them divorce. Divorce is a mutual decision between your parents and your actions don't affect that. YOU are NOT breaking your family. HE made the decision to masturbate in YOUR dress, and he shouldn't have done it if he didn't want others to know about it. It's a fair consequence to his actions.

>>9468149
You and me both, anon!

>>9468140
It most likely wasn't his semen. Have you even seen jizz before?

>>9468140
If that's what he did and you stay quiet about it he's going to do it again or worse.

>>9468145
Honestly I think this is the best advice so far, at least as a starting point.

Why are you all so gullible?

>>9468150
it was definitely semen. i don't know anything else that smells like that
once i muster up the courage i'll do what
>>9468145
said and see what comes of it. i'm still in shock.

>>9468153
it was semen. it's possible that he didn't do it, i suppose, but i really have no clue what else could have possibly happened

>>9468156
>thinking this kind of thing doesn't happen
So sweet to see innocent kids on here

>>9468156
>gullible
heh

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>>9468156
GULLible
Duh!

>>9468162
Heh

>>9468093
Bribe him into buying you the dress in new condition + 5 more dresses for being this gross.

>>9468164
>tfw i don't even have to bribe my dad because he likes buying me dresses and see me wear them around the hosue
Good times!

>>9468157
Best of luck and update us on how it all unfolds. Remember, if your parents spit, don't blame yourself- it was probably a long time coming. Also, congrats on having the most gag-inducing feel thus far.

>>9468167
Kek, maybe that's the problem anon. Maybe he thinks "I bought the dress so I can jizz on it whenever I want".

>>9468162
Take this white supremacist symbolism off my board

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>>9467872
>france was built on the backs of muslim slaves
>not on the backs of frenchmen
i let achmed fuck my wife as much as the next guy, but be reasonable anon

>>9467924
>>9467927
I think it's like muscles on guys. If a girl is looking for a one night stand she's probably going to pick someone who is good-looking and disregard most everything else.

When a guy is looking for a one-night stand probably all he cares about are face, titties, booty and toes. But if he cares about you at all then he will accept your boobs no matter the size.

>>9468183
>toes

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>>9468187
>she doesn't understand straight men

>>9468189
>she

>>9468093
You should tell your mom and have the two of you confront him. That's really fucked up and your mom should definitely know in case this escalates it doesn't seem like you making shit up out of know where.

Also what makes it 1000% times more creepy is that he laid the dress back on the bed SO YOU KNOW HE WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR STUFF for you to find he's not ashamed at all about jacking off into your clothes, that's rapist material right there. Be safe anon, if you can for the meantime get a big lock on your bedroom door for when you're not there.

>>9467094
Do you have a good posting schedule and use hashtags really well? Google some guides for getting better at Instagram.

>>9468093

Agreeing Strongly with >>9468154 this kind of behavior will escalate if you make them think you won't do anything about it.

Bring it up in front of both of your parents. Don't be accusatory, just freak out with a "Oh God there's semen on my dress" Your mom might be aware of these issues and can do something about it without putting a target on you. Either way don't ignore it.

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>>9468183
>toes

>>9468113
I hate to say it, but that would be the better of the two possibilities. If he was jacking off while wearing it, that would just mean he has a sissy sort of fetish. Every right to be pissed, but it'd be the better of the two.

If he was just jacking off to the dress itself, that would very well imply he's creepily thinking about his daughter.

>>9468145
You know... maybe be like: Hey, my dresses are really expensive. If a cheap dress at some point shows up in my room mysteriously way in the back of the closet, I'm not going to say anything. Like... that's honestly the only thing I can think of.

>>9467470
>I am annoyed with niggers/sandniggers and refugees/immigrates shitting up France
>>>/pol/

>>9467967
We're the only board with any cute nerdy white girls. They really, really want us to have kids because they think there's a culture war and the only way they'll win is to have as many white babies as possible.

Tradcucks act like they want a trad pure submissive waifu but what they really want is a slutty nerdy gull because trad waifus are boring basic bitches. It's amusing.

Didnt the btsb store or angelic pretty store close down in france?

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>can't find any of your dream dresses for 6+ months
>find a new LIEF release that looks nice
>eventually something to expand my tiny wardrobe
>remember that you will probably get assraped by french customs

>>9468225
Yeah, it was too French

>>9467498
sauce?

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>>9466375
>tfw want to do Gothic Lolita
>tfw Boy
This is an interesting feel indeed. I've thought about it for a very long time now and just haven't worked up the nerve to actually do it.

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>>9468183
>toes

>>9468255
>wants to wear gothic lolita
>posts a tacky cosplay as an example
Either do your research or don't bother at all. Lolita is not a costume.

>>9468261
Yeah that was a poor photo choice, however, my point still stands.

>>9467785
Douchy or selfish people will purposefully pick public places to break up in because they're hoping that their SO will be too self-conscious to make a scene, or won't be willing to argue with them in front of strangers. This is why you have the cliche of a boyfriend taking a girl out to a super fancy restaurant only to dump her. It's a super dick move, and breaking up on a plane is a new low since she can't physically leave. Good on her for making a scene anyway.

>>9468126
This. I have the same issues. Wasn't until an ex bf saw me shaving and suggested that I try going with the grain first that it started to get any better. Lightly exfoliating before/after seems to help, too.

Gonna try stretching my skin and also the alcohol technique you mentioned before I put my lotion on. I'm glad I read this since I was literally just about to go shave my legs!

>>9468262
More like a poor subject choice. You posted this in another thread with a screenshot of this character, if you want to cosplay her that's fine but it's not lolita. Like I said, do your research.

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>6'5 male negro
>want to lolita
>a cute hazel eyes and obama cream color skin
>dimples
>southern accent
>no muscles because activated vegan
>fluent in english, spanish and japanese
>juicy little bubble butt
>IQ of 132
>houstonian
>hetero
>indie game developer
>submissive
>voice naturally high
>don't know what a misako is
guide me. willing to exchange skype/LINE and model dresses for your approval.

>>9468271
Would you become a trap?

>>9468255
>want to meet other brolitas and crossplayers
>find nothing but sissies and sailor bubbas
just a warning, wanting to be pretty is suffering

>>9468271
>juicy little bubble butt
>hetero
...

>>9468274
if no homo things are involved, sure.

>>9468278
you say that now…

>>9468093
>being grossed out by your own fathers semen
Silly children, you WERE that semen at one point.

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>>9468255
I you're gonna go gothic, do it right by researching extensively. Picrelated is an average brolita in gothic and Mana, a male visual kei rock star who happens to be the most famous gothic lolita to date. If they can do it, why not you? (word of advice- skip the dark lip shades pictured. They're hard to pull off)

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>>9468271
What the fuck anon are you into lolita as some sort of fetish? Nobody cares what your butt looks like or what your sexual preferences are, it's a fashion you degenerate.

>>9468264
This is why people say women are children.
>can't trust her to handle something like a reasonable adult
>try to bring her to a location where she'll be forced to grow up (or at least pretend to)
>underestimate just how childish she is
>she cries, other women cheer her on

Who doesn't just love a crying baby on an airplane?

>>9468282
>>9468269
I will start researching and building up my info. Thanks Anons
>>9468275
I'm not necessarily concerned with meeting others like me I'll be sure to keep this in mind though.

>>9468271
this is the most degenerate thing i've seen this week

>>9468271
>listing 'submissive' in intro
>asking for girls' skype/lines
>HETERO ONLY NO HOMO
Fuck off sissy creep, go try fetlife or something

>>9468286
Haha holy shit, the projection in this post is off the charts.

Which meanyface "hysterical" woman out there hurt your heart, bb?

has anyone ever seen an abo brolita

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>>9468294
>abbo

>>9467595
>there are men who don't have a thing for ugly old women

Shocking.

>>9468293
not an argument senpai

>>9468316
>using a white supremacist slogan
>>>/pol/

>>9468271
Will you be my ouji butler slave boy plz? Only problem is I am smol and cute and a pastel vomit AP clone sweet lolita so idk how seriously you could take me as a femdom

>>9468293
Don't you start crying now too.

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>>9468296
>>9468316
>>9468286
>>9467972
>>9467869
>>9467450
you
have
to
go
back

>>9467533
Jeez I hate that. Some people can't just mind their own business. Does he know health shakes usually have a pretty good balance of nutrition and calories in them? They're just easier than deciding what to eat.

>>9468328
that's super racist anon

>hang out one on one with comm friend for first time
>we're in nonlolita clothes
>friend has huge ass
wtf where did that come from

this has happened on 3 separate occasions with different friends

do pear shaped girls wear lolita to hide their giant butts or something

>>9468338
Probably, it is a pretty easy way to look thinner.

>>9468328
I'm slightly intrigued. If you avoid the potty play, I might consider your offer. I'm not interested in another round of femdom + toilet games.

>>9468361
>potty play
>toilet games
what does this mean

>>9468361
Oh man that sounds like it must've sucked
No, no worries, not into that
>>9468337
Shit, I forgot the part where he mentioned being black or I'd have excluded the slave part of my description. Wait would it be more racist or less racist to change your behavior because of someone's race? Now I'm confused

>>9467976
do what I do: stop shaving, wear pantyhose, trim your bush with scissors if need be.

no one's gonna tell me my body hair isn't feminine. this generally works best though if you're single, or your SO isn't insecure about body hair.

>>9468364
RUN

I'm working on losing weight for cosplay and I thought it would be harder, based off all the shit I see online saying 'it's statistically impossible to lose weight!!' But I lost 8lbs last month and I'm really starting to see a difference! I've even been getting comments from people about it. Feels good desu

>>9467778
They don't feel as nice.

>i fell in love with a cosplayer girl
>i'm not even an anime nerd

how fucked am i lads?

>>9468224
ugh, I like all kinds of men, and am staying open-minded, but I'm growing more and more wary of getting involved with white guys who are also channers.

>who will fix this broken world?????????????

>>9468403
probably have better odds this way desu

>>9467532
I'm 26, have a job making 35k, went to college and i like anime/wear lolita. we exist, we're just rare.

>see >>9467019 and instantly think of mind_break ahegao inverted_nipples tags on sadpanda

>tfw no gf but fully aware of why no gf

>>9468408
oooohh man...
anon don't get my hopes up!

>>9468405
Honestly, it's for the best. This place is called "The Worst Place on the Internet" for a reason. Anyone who openly admits to frequenting this place probably isn't the best choice. Same with anyone who openly admits to trolling online. Keep your standards sane.

>can't find sommer job
>even rejected by last years job
>con season coming up
>no way to afford it

I guess it was high time to quit anyway...

Started wearing lolita last year, and because of it found a wonderful bf and we've been together 7 months now. He wears ouji and we connected through the fashion itself. Absolutely thrilled over this and eventually want to move in together some where to escape the hell I am living with atm. Feel horrible I don't have the courage to tell him about any of these problems in my life out of fear of him rejecting me because of it. I keep buying more dresses to cope, and the time I spend talking to him calms me down.

Little brother has severe schizophrenia and is so fucking uncontrollable. Refuses to take any meds, is 6'6ft tall. 200lbs and screams at me if I even mention to be quiet or ask if he can go to bed since it's already 2am in the morning. I go to work at 6am and have not had sleep more than 4 hours the past 3 weeks since he got of the hospital. I am at a lost of what to do, he howls and screams nonstop for hours.

>>9468405
You cant judge someone for doing what you do anon. Thats a little hypocritical

>>9468424
Damn, that's awful. Maybe approach the subject by asking your boyfriend, "Hey, I don't mean to be too forward and rush things, but would you be open to moving in together anytime soon? I haven't really talked about it, but my current place is becoming rapidly and increasingly unbearable for family reasons. If you're not comfortable with that, then please don't worry about it!" And then find your own place. Just a suggestion.

>>9467797
When female posters bitch about their boobs they don't usually post pics like that on this blue board where they know no-one is interested, it's obviously from some dude's porn folder.

>>9468398
Good job. It's not impossible at all. That's just fatties who relapse because they drink the way to lose weight is to get medium fries instead of large for two months and then revert back to large once their "diet" is over

>>9468405
i heard refugees make good gentlemen

>>9468444
>drink
Whoops

>7 inches of dick will fit into vagina
>4 inches of feeldoe bulb won't
>tfw you'd rather wield 7inch dick than take 7inch dick but your weirdass vagina shape won't allow it

>>9468433
He asked me last month about it, he seems prepared to start looking towards the end of the year. While I could possibly hold out until then, I am just worried about leaving my mother with my brother. All she does is stay in her room and weep.

I am worried for my wardrobe as he's threatened to "rip my dresses" if I don't stop "bothering" him.

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>>9468448

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>>9468448

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>>9468418
What type of work are you looking for?
>be me
>diesel mechanic earning $67k a year
>30 hours a week
>17 months of tech school
>at my job, we need 14 more ASAP
Don't give up your passion, just do a lil hiatus!
t.SoCal peep

>>9468448
so you've had 7in dicks inside you before?

>>9468453
Might be a good idea to try to keep some of your dresses at a friend or your boyfriend's house if it seems like he's really serious about it.

>>9468461
that's pretty much average anon keep up

>>9468461
you generally don't get as far as pegging without seeing some shit anon

>>9468224
>We're the only board with any cute nerdy white girls. They really, really want us to have kids because they think there's a culture war and the only way they'll win is to have as many white babies as possible.
It's more complex than this, but this is really how I think. If you're a female, and intelligent enough to understand this and articulate it, I am impressed.

I wish I could have kids with a nerdy white girl, but I can't because I have no money and all women are (literally, by definition) whores.

What really makes no sense to me is the feminazi career women who still won't date men below their social/financial status. They already have enough money, why don't they want an attractive muscular loyal NEET househusband?

They hate the idea of dating down so much, that even though they're going crazy because they want kids, and they're already getting old enough to have an increased risk of retarded babies, they STILL won't have kids with me, simply because I don't have money. It doesn't matter how attractive I am, my personality doesn't matter, my height doesn't matter, my 6.5" dick doesn't matter, how good of a father I would be doesn't matter, and they don't care that I would never cheat, because I don't have money and women are all whores.

Women place such an importance on money that literally nothing else matters, if a guy doesn't have money, he's worthless to women.

My only choice is to get money, and then I get to select from whores that suddenly want me, even though they never did before. And if they ever feel like it, they could divorce and take my kids away and financially destroy me.

>>9468466
t. stacey

>>9468459
Mostly industry, which I have experience in, and electronic retail, which I don't. At first I wanted to find something that I could keep as a part time job after summer but right now I just want something so I won't have to use up all of my savings...

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>>9468466
Whoa Nelly!

>>9468471
There's literally nothing wrong with this women being biologically hardcoded to want men with resources, anon.

Also, your attractiveness, personality, height, dick size and (by tribal standards) father potential do matter, just not if you don't have any resources.
By the way, you do have resources - the state acts as your guarantor in modern society. If you default the state will bail out the woman for you.

>>9468478
Okay. I work by a port (San Pedro). There is always something there (work). Are you near a port/coast or have access to reliable job agencies?

>>9468459
What company? I've been looking for job location and got really bored working for the school district.

>>9468483
>biologically hardcoded to want men with resources, anon.

Yes, and I'm basically mad that in modern society that equates entirely to "money".

If women just admitted they're all whores I wouldn't have such a problem with it.

>>9468453
Jesus, your poor mother is involved too? The situation sounds severe, and it seems like nothing short of police intervention would make a difference.

Related story time:
I have a severely schizophrenic mother and she became homicidal at two points in my childhood. Attempted to kill my dad both times (he is, thankfully, still very much alive). Divorce happened and she moved out, taking none of us kids with her. In her new home, she called the police often over false alarms and they assigned an officer to her -- as they often do with people like her. One day, she called them again and the officer came into her kitchen and saw the gas was left on high with nothing cooking. As she pointed at the stove and accused her neighbors of poisoning the gas, the officer decided that this was a perfect opportunity to arrest her for endangering herself and everyone around her for creating a gigantic fire and explosive hazard (she left the stove on for DAYS). As a result, she was forcefully committed to a hospital and put on medication.

All that to say, if he poses a threat to himself or others then he can be committed to a hospital and forced on medication. I don't know why he was in the hospital previously, but it clearly won't get better unless he goes back. Record him making threats and explain the situation to the police. He doesn't sound safe in the slightest and this will be for the best for him, your mother, and you. If you want the situation to get better for your mother, you'll have to stick with the government. (I'm from the USA, so it may differ if you are elsewhere.)

Sage for blogging.

>>9468485
I live in a port city but jobs are still hard to come by, and a lot of them require things that I don't have. (mostly forklift and lorry licenses/certificates.) I'm searching through various job agencies at the moment but there's not a lot of jobs I can do left as I can't work as a caretaker or cleaner due to health issues.

>>9467472
>>9468223
>wanting to invite sandniggers and goatfuckers so they can bomb the country and rape the women

You americans are so dumb it's painful, I bet you SJWs just have a fetish for arab cock

>>9467986
Is it normal for lesbians to feel this way in locker rooms? I don't feel anything sexual when I look at a (half-)naked body, no matter if women or men.
It's more like >>9468011 that lolita made me realise how much more beautiful (physically and emotionally) women are compared to men. And then suddenly my heart goes all doki doki when I see an amazing lolita and I find myself daydreaming about how it would be to have a gf. But I'm not sure if I just deeply admire some women or if I'm being gay without noticing. Stupid sexuality, how does it work?

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>>9468093
no pics = fake

>>9468471
>>9468489
>"I have a GREAT personality!"
>"All women are whores, no exceptions!!!"
Pick one, dumbass.

>>9468471
How do lesbians fit into this cause cgl is full of them lol. I'm only a whore for a girl in frills.

>>9468501
I don't mean to go all tumblr on you, but you could be asexual. Asexuals can feel aesthetic attraction toward others, but not sexual attraction. And that sounds exactly like what you're describing. An asexual can even be addicted to hentai since it's very aesthetically pleasing, but they won't see an attractive person on the street and want to fuck them. OR: you could just have a very, very low sex drive that only activates if someone hits all the right buttons.

s. an asexual with similar feels

>>9468515
>"I have a GREAT personality!"
Didn't claim it was, but it wouldn't matter if it was.

Women saying "maybe it's not X, it's just your personality" is the biggest bullshit lie that women say.

>>9468518
They don't, are lesbians supposed to fit into everything? I don't care about lesbians, and I think most of them are just "lesbian" for political/feminist reasons anyway.

Reminder to report and ignore pol/r9k and people who take the bait or else the thread will get deleted again.

>>9468500
>I bet you SJWs just have a fetish for arab cock
nah we're just not racist.

>>9468520
Sorry, I'm European and need a license for that, which I sadly don't have and can't afford. But thanks for the tip anyway, I appreciate it!

>>9468527
desu muslim isn't a race

>>9468522
>an asexual

Do you take any drugs, prescription or otherwise? Do you have some kind of disease/disability?

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>>9466375
There were a lot of lesbians on all the cons I've attended lately and some of them have gotten a little too touchy feely with me without even asking if it's okay to even touch me, and then laughing it out by saying "it's alright we're both girls! hehe you're so cute!" One of them squeezed my boobs by surprise and told me to 'hit her up sometime'

I'm not a lesbian nor do I hate gays but this shit is getting annoying. Really ironic how women go crazy with "consent this, consent that, rape this, rape that" when it comes to guys but think shit these women do are totally okay just because they're gay

>>9468531
N-no?????? Where on earth did this come from??????????

>>9468471
They won't have your kids because they don't actually want your kids or anyone else's. They're smart enough to realize human beings are statistically happier when we never have children - men and women.

Also
>If you're a female, and intelligent enough to understand this and articulate it, I am impressed.
Fuck off with that condescending assholery, betafag. I bet you couldn't even kick your own ass.

>>9468527
t. sheltered white girl who hasn't met a rapefugee

>>9468529
Gosh why can't all boards of /pol/ style layout?
>unique ID tag for every poster
>flag displaying country of origin
Why even live?

>>9468534
>most businesses go bankrupt within 5 years so it's a bad idea for people to start businesses
epic statistic distortion

>>9468534
T R I G G E R E D

>>9468492
We call the police every month or so on him because he damages things in the house. He destroyed my mother's cat wall clock last month which got him sent back to the hospital for two weeks. My mother was so upset because this clock was a birthday present from my older brother who passed 5 years ago. The thing is the hospital can only keep him 2 weeks, if he stays longer than 15 days he gets sent to the state hospital. He forced my mother to co sign on all these loans and credit cards so if he gets sent there, he loses his disability and then my mother would be stuck with $900 a month in bills to pay because of him.

They won't force him on meds, even at the hospital. I don't understand why they cannot do anything. I just want my little brother back. I don't want to go offtopic myself, I just wanted to vent because I know if I lost my BF somehow I'll be putting my favorite dress and throwing myself in a river somewhere.

>>9468489
Women are all whores, and so are men. We're ALL whores because we're fucking ANIMALS.

Literally the only thing that stops people from whoring around are societal norms, and those are changing. Also, fewer people actually give a shit about social norms because we've realized they're just meaningless social constructs, like everything else in life.

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>ITT: /pol/sters took a wrong turn and strayed away from their containment board

should somebody help the find their way back?

>>9468532
Call the staff for that shit. My friend got taken advantaged when he got drunk in a con last year and he didn't want to report. Now he doesn't want to go to a con anymore. It's sad losing a con buddy.

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>>9467094
a lot of guys like big fat girls

higher sex drive coupled with lack of sex == staring and subscribing to images of fertile libidinous women

>>9468532
Fuuuuuuck, I'm so with you on this. This grates on me so fucking much! Do! Not! Touch me!! Without my consent!!! If this happened to me, I would gladly back up and gut punch the lady.

>>9468534
>I bet you couldn't even kick your own ass.
I wish I could fight myself for fun, I watch a lot of MMA. It would be a fair fight you could say.

>>9468544
>Women are all whores, and so are men
>and so are men
No, have you ever heard of something called a housewife? Tons of men WANT women who make no money.

>>9468544
What a cool nihilist
You've never thought any of your views through, have you?

>>9468539
Well yeah if you don't want to start a business and are only doing it because society is telling you it will make you happy, of course it's a bad idea to start a business. Same goes for having kids.

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>>9468543
My thoughts are with you, anon. I hope things get better very quickly for you soon.

>>9468545
POLTARDS?? on 4CHAN??? OMGGG WHAT A SURPRISE THEY'RE ALL AROUND THE SITE WHEN THEIR FUCKING BOARD IS ON 4CHAN???

As much as this this political talk is annoying to me and isn't even suited for the cgl board, you're a fucking dumbass for getting this worked up over this stuff

I hope all the refugees come flocking to your country and rape your ass

>>9468554
>It would be a fair fight you could say.
Fatty basement dweller clone match would be fun to watch

>Men wanting a housewife
Yes, they keep her at home and make her ruin her body raising children while they spend time with the boys and pay to fuck sluts who are actually fun in bed and not focused on raising children. No woman with self respect wants that life, only mindless basics.

>>9468557
The notion that you know what future you will want and conversely that society knows nothing of it is a foolish notion.
Anyway, the business metaphor was perhaps bad. Some kids only study because society says it will make them happy in the long run. Society can be a good check on irrational hedonism.

>>9468562
Raising a child to not turn out as degenerate as you is harder than anything you'll ever be employed for, slut.
Seriously go back to tumblr you autist. "Make her ruin her body". There's no fucking coercion, it's a contract that both think will be a positive in their lives.

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>>9468561
>I hope all the refugees come flocking to your country and rape your ass
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>9468563
Well, it's statistically proven that men and women are happier when they don't have children. At all life stages, actually.
The only reason society pushes people to have babies is because they need consumers to keep the world running. At the end of the day, there's no reason to have kids if you value your happiness above all else, as you should.

>>9468567
It's a me! anon!

>>9468566
Well, I'm an escort, so I kinda doubt it's actually harder than what I'm employed for, if you catch my drift.

>>9468566
>wasting THIS much time arguing with women
>WOMEN
>WOMEN ON A BOARD FILLED WITH ATTENTION WHORING ROASTIE DUMBLRITES WITH DADDY ISSUES

anon I think you're the real retard here

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I don't even know if it's /cgl/ related but I'm currently having a wee sob while watching say yes to the dress cuz he doesn't wanna get married.

>>9468561
So a group of refugees is now considered a flock? Neat.

>>9468544
You don't know what the word whore means. You seem to have it confused with slut. (Which is still wrong since men can't be sluts)

A man would never refuse to have sex with a woman because she doesn't make enough money, or doesn't have a nice enough car. Only women do that.