The Doll Life Round 2

>>9257891
Where can i watch this online?

>>9257941
myxtv 's website

>>9257960
Says not available in canada, guess im fucked

Nightmare mode: take a shot every time you wanna roll your eyes

Dang, wanted to see this but the page just wont load any video I click on, what a shitty website. Some one should be streaming this shit.

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>>9258016

Special Snowflake Syndrome breakdown
Stephanie- angsty try hard
Stevie- seen Party Monster one too many times
Ashphord- slightly (barely) plus sized and POC card
Audra- crawled out of the trash bin behind the dollar store
Hitomi- "professional" model in NY fashion week and "professional" cosplayer.... yeah ok

Nothing bad to say about Paula or Cyril.

I want a show similar to what not to wear for alternative fashion.

Instead of saying their chosen fashion is silly, they instead hire experts and beauticians to come in and make the person look absolutely fabulous with a whole new wardrobe. It would take girls from 'ita' to queen and from 'mallgoth' to succubus...

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>next episode you see audra having a meltdown

Oh god that was awful.

"We have a lot of hateful comments on our social media"
>uses images and comments from 4chan

>>9258259
I don't think they understand that 'social' implies an identity.

>>9258259
I can see it now. Season three. Dolldelight takes on 4chan.

"I bet Audra talks shit about us behind our back!"
Newsflash: she does lmao

>>9257960
I don't see a video player anywhere when I click the individual episodes. I need to watch this garbage right now

Just watched the first episode - holy fuck. LOL. Why do they act like 4chan is just made of girls from the local lolita comm that they can just confront? Someone in the LA Lolitas group posted asking about what people thought of the episode and it went completely ignored.

>>9259481
http://myxtv.com/shows/videos/s2e1-audra-has-a-dirty-secret

genuine question, because i'm new to following this trainwreck:

is dolldelight actually relevant? or do they just think they are? from what i've seen their products are subpar. is this show just a reach for attention by a has-been?

>>9258048
I know Hitomi personally.
She has NEVER been to new york let alone ANY of the fashion weeks, I work at the LA fashion week, never seen her there.

She's also been kicked OUT of every other modeling group for other designers.

She likes to lie and make herself sound better than she is, but so far she's been kicked out of every group from modeling to cosplay. No one likes her

>>9259891
Is this the girl that they refer to as Tiffany? Why do fucking weebs always have give themselves Japanese names jfc

>>9259891
>>9259891
This.

I have her on social media for shits and giggles. If you are a professional model, you obviously have enough money to do what you want. And yet she is always BEGGING people to buy her tickets for conventions because she can't afford to buy them, or begging for people to sneak her in or let her use their badges.

She always talked shit about doll delight too, she's only all up on their asses so she can be on tv


>>9259899
One in the same, She apparently tried to get "Hitomi" as her ID name at her job at universal, according to her sister

>>9259811
I literally didn't notice the post, lol. I think we're more concerned about PMX updates (when it was going on) and this winter's ILD party to bother with feeding Cyril drama.

She's really not relevant, no one cares. Also, I wouldn't call her part of the LA comm at all. She doesn't live or work in the area and no longer goes to the cons either. She HAS no comm.

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LOL Tiffani has no room to talk at all about Audra, when she's always ALWAYS doing shoots like these (these were the only SFW ones I could find) at the cons that Doll has shows at, and even talking about how she wants to do more of them.

Her facebook both personal and cosplay are just full of NSFW types of posts

>>9259891
She seems like such tryhard trash and was absolutely the cringiest part of the show, which is definitely saying something

>>9259908
Were they in the PMX fashion show this year?

>>9259942
No this was the first year in many years that Dolldelight wasn't invited, thank GOD.

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>>9257891
Audra's dirty little secret?! What ever could it beer?!?! I am utterly shocked!

>>9260203
I'm so glad someone else screenshot this moment because it's the best fake gasp I've ever.
10/10

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>>9260203
top kek , made this into a reaction image/icon it's absolute gold.

>>9260816
And I thought Alyssa Edwards could only make a face like this

Cyril's wah my family is so sad sobfest just made me roll my eyes. If she really wants to support her family because they are omgsopoor then why is she fucking around making ugly dresses and playing dress up at cons? She can't be making much from al this. Seems like a venture that would just hemorrhage money.

>>9258016
Oh my god don't die of alcohol poisoning, gull

>>9259837
I wouldn't call them a has-been so much as a never-was

I remember the thread when season 1 dropped, especially since Audra appeared to defend herself.
this is my first time watching an episode.
>omg all lolitas are the same!1!1 they're all on 4chan
>fetish porn is bad!! eeeww!!

Paula looks like the kind of person who would try to make a living "working from home" as an online survey-taker/secret shopper.
she's late and unprepared a lot because she doesn't care and probably has the weakest resume. When she started on that "I discovered her" shit I immediately thought Cyril should worry about her ultimately shooting her, like Selena's manager (not at all equating cyril to the great Selena). Paula looks like a big phony with no previous managerial experience, who is okay letting the brand fail, as long as she gets to be a part of it.

give me a fucking break, the bitch sits on and squishes cakes for money. and? they want drama so badly.
this shit is so fake--especially the emotionless Stevie who's always trying to be the one-liner queen.

and Ashphord. I need her to not wear that honey brown wig. it's washing her out and is just generally shit quality. why does she want to be involved with Dolldelight when she can really just go do her other stuff. She's like struggling to stay in the back row when she can be center stage with people she actually likes and gets along with in her other ventures.
>baking company
>"Cooking with Ashi-chan"

aside from the obviously un-self-aware weeb cringe, why did she name her baking company like a youtube channel? very little business wherewithal...no one's going to spurt out a whole sentence fragment when they are hungry and trying to talk about food.

All I care to say about Stephanie is that she belongs on this show. my eyes can't stop rolling.
I will not be watching this series. it has nothing to do with my interests. I'm just ranting to deal with how bothered those 22 minutes of contrived bullshit left me

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kek just found this cringetastic gofundme listing of Audra's.

>>9259916
>>9259902
that horrible Stocking dye job.
Tiffani looks like an evil person and I hope they bring her on as a full model so they have more problems.

serious question: who is funding this shitshow, GLW??

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>>9260928

wait, wasn't the porn thing mentioned in the exact same 2015 thread that all those "social media" comments were taken from?

this show hurts me to no end

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>>9260203
The left girl's expression kinda reminds me of that meme

>>9260203
Why are they dressed so cheap (especially right girl in that Party In the City-tier wig and disastrous bow+dress) and why is she fake gasping so hard?

>>9260873
Lolololololol

>>9260936
I think so, yeah. I'm sure it's in the archives

>>9260929
Why does she always have a GoFundMe like she had one for anime next a few years ago too

Audra's cake fetish isn't a secret at all.

>>9260936
clearly they knew about it since October of last year, but bringing it up now is probably a win-win:

>"juciy" show drama for this bullshit additional season
>Audra gets to publicly defend her porn as not that bad you guise!1

unfortunately, the viewers can only lose

I cant stop laughing at the shit about this Tiffany girl (what's her social media btw) "airing out" Audra's"secret it's super staged and Audra posts her cake fetish stuff publicly

>>9261145
All of the stuff for the show was actually filmed last year. right after hanadoki last year they started filming for season 2

>>9261148
Hitomi Chan or on some sites the sexy roxas . you should see her OK cupid account. it's just as bad

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"This is a misconception, I don't do porn."
Simple google search of her surname "Dorothy Burnett" and "spank" and there was a plethora of ... yeah okay sure "not" porn at all.
(SFW preview)

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>>9261258
damn anon

and just to add insult to injury...

>>9257891
I can't wait to see Ashphord fight Audra for fucking her cupcakes

Are any of the "models" on this show actually good lolitas? I keep seeing those tired ass designs from Cyril and they're generally just recycling runway coords. This show sucks but I can't stop watching..?

>>9261280
looks like ashphord is just a weeb cosplayer and audra is more pop-kei wannabe lolita than anything

so the answer is no. i can't stop watching either, anon

This show is amazing. Thank you for showing this to me. It's like Cosplay Heroes, it just fills that empty nerdy junk TV hole in my heart.

>>9258048
There's someone named Ashphord? I thought that's what happens when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

Is there any other site you can watch this on that is not region-locked? Can't watch it either

>>9261382
Oh my god what

>>9261393
work on yo proxy game, homie.

Why did they give her a show?? I'd rather watch reality TV starring a lolita comm or multiple lolita comms. That'd be a million times better. Nobody has ever worn her terrible fuckings dresses and nobody ever will. They look even worse than they did in 2010. I thought her brand had finally died out.

>>9262430
myx tv hosts a slew of other shitty shows, like "i'm asian american and..."

their desperation for relevant content and cyril's thirst for fame led to this abomination

Quick question, are they still filming in that sewing studio? I can't be assed to watch it, but I was employed around that time and I had to sit out of sight trying to keep my eyeballs from rolling it.

>>9261258
I just watched episode 1, and isn't he the guy who they hired to say "you speak good english"?

>>9261258
SFW preview and I'm already disturbed

>>9262430
Because they knew taking a bunch of people disliked in general by the community and shoving them into one batch would gain ratings.

Sadly, nobody really watches reality shows in which everyone is fabulous. Then it is just boring.

>>9263300
I'm mostly disturbed by that fucking Walmart dress from the kids section

>>9261258
lol'ing at that poorly concealed acne. if the look she's going for is "pimply ddlg tumblr teen" she's got it down pat

>>9261258
I feel so disturbed. Why did i google that.

The new episodes out and I am cringing so bad.

Just watched the latest episode. Don't get what the hype is about... has anybody actually seen any of this cake "pr0n"?

>>9265772
haven't watched it yet and can't for a while--was the only thing they called her out on the cake?? because it goes so much deeper than that

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>>9265772
It's all out there for the world to see, but this is a worksafe board. Just google Audra + Messyhot.

I'm confused as to why the whole show seems like its purpose is to make Doll Delight look bad?

>>9266500
thank you

but as they say, all press is good press. or something like that. it makes the brand look like absolute shit, but i know way more about them and the brand than i did beforehand so it's an effective technique for getting the word out there.

lol at cyril being concerned for protecting the brand's image when it's already wrecked. she's the only one who ever looks good in the show, and even then she's portrayed as a spineless excuse of a brand lead.

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pic related, she grew up, and she's retarded

>>9257960
myxtv? isnt myx the channel that aired the nutshack

>>9265774
Oh god details please

>>9269279
YES like why would you want to be on the same channel as that....

>>9269313
>why would you want to be on the same channel as that
so people know right off the bat what kinda quality they're about to get

>>9269333
Trash

Is the streaming service not working for anyone else here? All my browsers are locking their streaming service because of malicious scripts or something.

Hilarious to blame and shame Audra when she posts publicly and her fetish art work has obviously been going on longer than she's "worked" for dolldelight.

>>9269279
IT'S
THE
NUTSHACK.

>>9269522
The nutshack theme but every nutshack is replaced with a cringier moment in the doll life

Also why are they saying cgl is their social media

>>9269503
Fetish artwork
You mean porn?
It's more hilarious that even now she denies what she does. She should just own it and stay away from this trash brand

>>9269503
both sides are in the wrong here, i think. audra should have told them about it (she goes by a pseudonym when she does "fetish art work" so it's not like they would have known by looking up audra)

and steph + tiff shouldn't have attacked her on the spot like that

but this entire thing is scripted and they probably all knew already so just enjoy the dramu

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>>9269313
See >>9261258
She makes films for the site Northern Spanking. That photo is a preview from one of the videos. That old dude has spanked her in a couple videos.
They usually make her up like a little kid in these films and it's all bare ass so you can see everything.
I think it's gross they're allowing Audra to stay associated with the brand when they've stated plenty of times that they don't like people who associate the "dolly fashion" with the pedo or LG shit.
Not sure if they kicked him out of the entire event or just the fashion show, but yeah they made a big huge deal to kick out a photographer that gave them pedo vibes from a public event they were at. I know you need to let someone know if they make you uncomfortable, but I think it's pretty hypocritical if they allow Audra to continue modeling for them when she's doing porn and fetish on the side. She's dressed up as a girl scout in one of the films, and I think the majority of her appeal to people is that she can look pretty young and cutesy.
On another note, I'm glad Cyril shut Ashphord up.
>B-but sexual empowerment!!! Food and sex is like the best combination ever! Good for her!!!
I mean... maybe some people don't want their stuff associated with the sex industry? If Audra stays, it will look pretty hypocritical and spineless on Doll Delight's part.

All in all, we will have a beautiful dramu fest. 7/10 guilty pleasure to watch.

Does anyone have screenshots of Hitomis Okcupid? I want to see how psycho this chick is

>>9265930
Are you telling me you can make a living out of rolling around in cake?
Fuck law school this is what i really want to do

>>9269953
You need to be okay with people seeing your bare tits and ass, though. It's porn with frosting instead of dicks.
>oh I'm sorry, "fetish art work" with frosting instead of dicks

>>9269943
I second this. Want details. Audra is old news. She's a cake fucker: we get it.

It costs $400 for a Dolldelight dress. I understand the labor that goes into those but damn they're ugly.

This show triggers me so much
Steve is a Fucking idiot and fag. He's why I don't associate myself with the LGBT shit.
Stephanie is a Fucking bitch who needs to shut the fuck up and stop complaining
I'm done with this show.

>>9272552
As a gay boy, I really wanna lunch any flamboyant "Pooh listen to my gay lisps ;)))) you go girlfriend" fag in the fucking throat.

Get that shit out of my face, you're like a fucking caricature of yourself. It's like if a black person walked around with watermelon necklaces and kept stereotypically shouting how much they love fried chicken all the time.

Just stop. Act like a human, not a cartoon character.

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That fucking slut shaming PSA at the end of this episode. Lmao I half expected some Sarah McLachlan to start playing. Holy shit.
So are they not going to address how much deeper this "fetish porn" hole gets because it's too lewd for TV or something? If you search her stage name the Northern Spanking stuff is RIGHT THERE.
Have fun being associated with kiddy spank porn!

>>9272573
>gay boy
Do you mean man? You have to be 18+ to post here. Please don't tell me you're one of those ~*I'm a feminine gay boi UwU*~ yaoi fantasy transtrenders.

>>9257891
why do they all insist on being boring insufferable shitbags

These dresses are so fucking UGLY, I'm so happy Audra dissed Cyril's dresses when she had the fucking chance.

She right about how the dresses are poorly made and just look awful over all.

>>9273899
I hope Cyril keeps putting her in the ugliest dresses she has as punishment for that comment.

>>9272393
The dress she wore to check out the venue was very cute. It would be nice in other colors such as traditional plaid and perhaps plain colors.

>>9271884
She could also be taking dicks up both holes. I mean, cake porn isn't the worse of porn offenses. Regardless the other two are acting like damn fools.

stephanie looks fucking awful in that high waist cut

>"I know for a fact Stephanie is a slut!"
>Not even five minutes later
>"Stop slut shaming; it's wrong!"

This entire episode was supposed to be about not slut-shaming Audra and then bam, bitch does it herself.
This can only keep getting worse.

Googling this show gave me the best article on Lolita fashion I've ever read posted by Forbes Magizine last year.
Why did it have to be about this show?

>black girl
>ashy-chan

fucking gets me every time

>>9275190
don't forget the "nyan~~~!!!"

my comment was featured
I'm famous

>>9275206
HAAAaaaaaa

I- I can't watch this. I got into 2mins of the second ep and was like... I just can't

>>9274322
She's not shaming Stephanie she's saying that it's basically the pot calling the kettle black. Saying someone's a slut isnt the same as saying someone's a slut then making them feel bad for it.

>>9275206
Bro mine too. Stoked.

I'm pretty sure sugar in or around the vag can give you an infection (I think UTI or yeast infection). Be careful, Audra.

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Look who's doing an AMA

>>9280857
i'm sure she's only doing this because the deadline on her kickstarter is winding down

this is pathetic

>>9258012
use a proxy

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ameliag/ultra-happy-alarm-audra-kawaii-doll-messy-plush-ra why would anyone ever donate to this it's so stupid and ugly

>>9281009
The picture of her in lolita is absolutely hideous, she can't coord for crap.

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>>9281009
>3 backers
why

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>>9281009
from the updates

>>9281678
ayyy lmao girls poop

>>9281009
Holy crap It got fully funded. How?

>>9281678
Isn't this a copy of something else?

>>9281009
I don't understand why this was backed. Art + porn + modeling photos? Why this weird mix? It would have been better if she did just a book for art and one for her alt porn. Tossing it altogether is really awkward.

>>9282179
Because you're misunderstanding the fact that she doesn't believe she does porn; she believes she does "art" where she just happens to be naked and having a sponge cake up her urethra.

>>9281678
Jesus, am I missing something? Who still blatantly steals artwork like this. The artist's handle is in the third panel.

>>9282720
http://ultrahappyalarm.tumblr.com/post/104383298654
...Huh. I'm a moron I guess.

Break Down on EP 4...for those who doesn't want to or can't watch it

>Hanadoki con fashion show
>Steph and Stevie is not over Audra and her cake porn
>Ashy is absent, told friend from C3 group to take her place
>Cyril is still angry
>Too many models so they kick Stevie out, he did his over dramatic tantrum then hides under table
>Steph did her "I'm suppose to be the knight and shinning armor over Doll-Delight image!!" sob story
>Tiff bitches and whines b/c she won't have time to see her imaginary fans while being PAID to model
>Steph told Tiff that she and Audra would walk together to show off the winner of the Masquerade comp.
>Tiff bitches and whines about that,says her and her "fans" waited to see her in the competition and WILL do it no matter what
> Everybody's done with Tiff's bullshit
>Next episode shows Steph doing some shady shit i.e cutting up Tiff's wig and blaming it on Audra

Correct me if I left anything out

LOL I now want to be friends with Stephanie
I'm glad she took tiffani down a notch. no one likes that bitch. She has no fans and always makes up these wild stories.

Hell I've had people who she thinks are her "close friends" tell me their the ones who take screen shots of her facebook and post them on here. She's just a giant laughing stock in all the communites.

Though if Stephanie really wanted to piss her off and get rid of her, she should of done more than just cut the wig cap on that cheap ass ebay wig

I actually feel sorry for Cyril for having to deal with all these assholes.
They all seem like they have huge egos including Cyril but it still can't be easy having to deal with everyone throwing fits at each other and acting immature all the time.

Is anybody else having problems watching it? I want to watch this trainwreck but no matter how many times I click the play button nothing happens.

"You don't know just how many people I know at this con"

Footage of her sleeping in the hallway, this actually happened.

She had no friends at the con, we all passed by her while she was sleeping outside the dance room and just laughed at her.

I love how she keeps bringing up her nonexistant fans, and her nonexistant career as a "professional" cosplayer and "professional" model

I didn't realize Audra was part of the kandi kid community. She's a raver. Her outfits make a lot more sense now.

>>9290330
so she's really this much of a delusional cunt irl? I wanted to have faith and believe it was entirely an act

this show started out mildly believable at episode 1 but it just jumped the shark and now they all sound like they're reciting scripts

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>>9290330
Watching Tiffany's aliexpress costume get reduced to shambles has made this entire shit show so worth it. I was cringing every time she went to say something.
>this costume is a fan favorite
>my fans
>I get costumes for free all the time heh
>I'm a model
Is this person for real? She's really like this?
>>9290335
I agree. Everything is starting to sound really scripted. Especially with Tiffany.

>>9260936
>>9260936
Its probably being renewed because she has an active kickstarter at the moment for a kawaii nude rave art book or something like that.

Oh my god this show is such a shit show, the acting and everything right from the start, but i can't stop watching.. It's so funny how fake it all is

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For the record nothing Tiffany says is scripted. She is actually that psycho and deliusional. She is a grade A weeb. Can't sew ether. should of seen her "student fashion" line from her fabulous school of fashion.

Most of it was items from hwe cosplays that she was passing off as "inspired" items.

Also laughing at her saying she styled that wig all by herself.. here's her styling skills Ala "sailor swimsuit Miku"

I still remember herposts from Cosplay Con saying that the creators of dreamworks approached her after the cosplay contest telling her that her astrid cosplay should of won and how amazing it looked, she got beat out by a better detailed astrid who actually looked like the character
FYI cosplay con was just that, a rinky dink little cosplay contest that had maybe 150 people in attendence

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>>9291035
How can someone be so delusional?

>>9261258
Oh Jesus. I've seen a lot of spanking porn in my time but this is so fucking creepy. It's obvious she's supposed to be a kid with that dude, it's horrible.

>>9290181
This! I don't really care for Cyril's designs, but I feel her pain so much. Everyone is trying so hard to throw the other person under the bus that nothing for the brand is improving.

>>9260894
>the great Selena
[citation needed]

>>9291028
SUCH AMAZING STYLING. WOW CANT COMPETE. A+ TOP TIER COSPLAYER.

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>>9291035
God everything she posts is just *humble brag*
Glad she embarrassed herself on TV.

>>9262445
They're also responsible for broadcasting Nutshack, which I find hilarious.
Sage for ot