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Alright, seagulls. You have $20,000 to get cosplay famous. How do you do it?

Buy up a million cosplays from China and just spam photo shoot after photo shoot?
Get a bunch of expensive camera equipment and stabilizers and become the next random photographer?
Go to every con' you can and make dubsteppy music videos until your famous?
Buy a bunch of lingerie and cat ears and apply to cosplay deviants?
Spend all of it on social media ads for existing cosplay?
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Buy at least 15 sewing machines and random assortments of fabric then go to cons doing "how to sew a cosplay" panel but go the extra step in giving my attendees the fabric and machines and the space to actually try out the techniques in front of me and I can give tips along the way.

The panel would focus on doing one whole item such as a pair of pants or a uniform blazer and of course the attendee would take the item home. I'd also invest in an HD camera so I can film the lecture and put on Youtube.

The class would tour around cons in my state and each session we would make a different item of the same character's outfit so that if you go to enough sessions in a row you will be able to make a finished cosplay all yourself.

Once the panel gets enough traction I'd start having the convention give me space to set up a mini studio at con where I can set up shop, give advice and let people use my machines if they're doing last minute cosplay stuff and would rather work there instead of their hotel rooms. I would also be able to make "house calls" to rooms of clients but I would always have someone with me as well.

From there I'd move onto doing wig tutorials and if the panels picked up enough traction then I'd invite the cosplay guest over and they can demonstrate and share their techniques as everyone will make items together with them giving people another way to connect with the cosplay elite.
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>buy quality materials
>buy nice new sewing machine arsenal (aka a serger and a new Viking embroidery machine)
>pay good photogs
>choose skimpy, well-known characters to maximize neckbeard appeal
>well done costumes to maximize everyone else appeal
>set up ~trendy youtube vlog~ where I talk about everything except cosplay
>go to 5 large cons per year
>pocket remaining $10k
>make more costumes using efame money
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>>9256597
Why isn't this actually a thing, this sounds amazing.
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>>9256608
This but also

>Gym Membership
>Boob job
>Sponsor some buzzfeed/clickbait articles that end up promoing you.
>Night of big convention hire out a bar. Put card behind bar. Invite big names. Make sure to befriend all of them.
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>>9256611
It's because no one is willing to throw that much money down
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>>9256597
Make This Real 2017
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>>9256613
>gym membership
>boob job

More like good genetics and push up bras, amirite?

Buying out a bar is a pretty good idea tho.
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>>9256271
Only $20k?
>lipo
>boob job
>leftovers on photoshop CC sub, makeup, wigs, circle lenses, ads for an fb page

If I've learned anything about cosfame, it's less about skill (unless it's armor, and even then you can get away with shitty armor if you have lots of it) and more about pandering directly to lonely neckbeards. Might as well have a nice body, collection of wigs and makeup, and some lingerie to get going. Then you set up the patreon with special backer-only shoots, and you're set. No need to actually cosplay for the ~*cosfamous*~
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Does anyone know how much Volpin's setup cost? At least initially?

Because basically that. I'd want to make cool props and shit more than anything else.
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>>9256597
Priven is that no matter how organized and professional you are con organizers never will be.
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Getting surgery to porn star tier, buying a million wigs, making the best costumes ever and shoehorning my way to every event ever. Also, cam whoring - maybe even a porno for good measure. Lad.
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>>9257480
...do you know how much $20k is? pick 2 of those things
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>cosmetic surgery (rhinoplasty, fillers, maybe some lipo)
>buy lots of different wigs and circle lenses
>transform part of apartment into photoshoot room with various backdrops and lighting setups
>hop on every new bandwagon with bought/commissioned cosplays
>spam everywhere with cute filtered "IRL anime girl" cosplay selfies a la anzujaamu
>only make the occcasional cosplay myself but spam the shit out of progress pics
>once neckbeard wet dream has been achieved, make patreon for additional NEETbux
I'd like to say I'd become cosplay famous through hard work and quality craftsmanship, but nah.
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>>9257415
He has an X-carve, roughly $1500.

His vaccuform table is self-made but with kit pieces; prob about $500.

His 1960s Clausing mill is worth about $8000 on the market.

He has a rotocaster; they cost a couple hundred to make.

A decent table saw will be at least $300.

A full-sized lathe will be a $2000-$3000; a mini one between $300-$500. His is vintage and I have no idea what it goes for.

He won his 40W Hobby Laser lasercutter from Full Spectrum Laser but it's worth $2400 (and from his review it sounded pretty fucking cheaply made, so you'll probably want a better one at more cost.)

A stationary band saw starts at around $300 and goes up to about $1000.

I believe he still outsources his 3D printing and chroming, so no worries about that.
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>You have $20,000 to get cosplay famous. How do you do it?
I'm gonna buy 500 dildos off of eBay and suck them all
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>>9257447
Not necessarily

You prove you pull in enough people and make enough money for the con then they will bend over backwards for you
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Deposit $20k in bank and/or pay off college debt.
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>>9258374
How does that make you cosplay famous?
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$20k? I might actually be able to hire a creature effect artist to make 1&1/2 masks with that...
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>>9257480
Aight then, 20k on tits & face, shoot into cosfame buy sucking loads of dick for more money. There, sorted.
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>>9256271
I feel like there's only two ways a guy to become cosplay famous:
I could invest most of the money into a lathe, 3D printer, and other tools to make really really high quality props. Maybe my "thing" could be to make yt vids to show others how to make easy/good looking props.
Or I could I invest it into HRT and hope I make a cute trap.
Really wouldn't want to do the latter.
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>>9258759
Don't despair! You could also get facial surgery to look like a bishounen, work out to become ottermode and do yaoi photoshoots.
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>>9258759

Bro. He goes by Kaname Cloud. Basically 3D bishounen, fujoshit fodder.

You CAN become cosfamous pandering to the female crowd exactly the same way girls pander to neckbeards. But even neckbeards won't pay attention to some modest ugly chick cosplaying from some boring show they have no interest in, even if it's better than whatever junk they're currently fapping to. You, too, have to be equally willing toss out your dignity and cosplay fujoshit flavour of the month instead of whining that whatever you're cosplaying from is better than fujoshit. Do that, and I guarantee you'll have the fujoshit all over you the same way neckbeards fawn all over sexy female cosplayers. Probably worse, because females tend not to have it drilled in them not to sexually harass males.
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