I can't for the life of me find a purple cowl neck that

use the fucking help thread

Isn't' the point of Zone-Tan that she's often naked?

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Sew it then, you don't have to knit it

>>9133023
Don't think cons allow that anon

>>9133023
I have never seen official art of her naked. what kind of bootleg shit have you been seeing? she's always in a sweater and those black leggings, unless it's a holiday and she's in costume.

>>9133031
This looks kinda shitty desu. I'd try to find the closest sweater you can or get it knit for you

>>9133023
She's actually almost never naked, and it's part of the joke.

She's kind of just the pimp for all these other animu bitches.

>>9133031
Because I want it to look like a real, thick wool thing and I don't think I'm good enough to make it. I'm a huge faggot, I don't care if my main piece is store bought.

>>9133090
then commission someone who knits or crochets to make it for you, jesus its not that complicated

>>9133090
just get a think knit sweater and stretch the neck pal

>>9133031
>Don't think cons allow that anon

You're not going to the right cons, then.

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Found this pic. No idea if you can still buy it though.

>>9133174
Nope, can't buy it. Where can I get a strapless one?

Search for "bardot" (the actual name of the style) or off-shoulder.

I found a few on Ebay right off the bat with "purple bardot sweater".

>>9133270
Oh shit, thank you, that's pretty damn close.

>>9133031
>bra visible as fuck
>that expression
>shoulders covered
terrible/10

>>9133270
Thanks was in here to be like that is NOT a cowl neck but you beat me to it anon.

>>9133018
Zone is garbage anyway.

>>9135935

This. Porn cosplay is trash.

Go nude like the filthy slut Zone-tan is.

>>9134566
Do it better and post results here.

>>9133018
Stop cosplaying characters from porn you nasty slut.

>>9133018
>Was at sakura con this year
>Saw someone cosplaying zone tan

Damn wish I had a picture. It was so fucking good.

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>>9146050

Ah I found it, are you talking about this?

>>9146886
>fat
Nope.

what even is this?

a newgrounds porn mascot?

why the fuck are people cosplaying this????

>>9147337
ugly girls knowing they can get easy praise and attention from neckbeard losers who jerk to cartoons

Girls jerk to cartoons too. I mean, most of us are grown ass adults watching cartoons about ninjas and schoolgirls so why is cartoon porn being ostracized by our own people. Zone makes some of the best parody porn videos the internet has ever seen and the mascot deserves some love.

>>9150338
>girls have a sex drive

Next you'll claim girls are human

>>9150338
Name one good one that zone did.

>>9150435
Bloo me. I show that one during my porn panel I run regularly and the room explodes and I get people asking me who made it. Modifuckers was good but too long. And the Street Fighter and pretty much all the interactive flashes. Top notch stuff since they use actual audio and voice clips from the source and follow the art style close as possible.

>>9150338
>men perceiving us as sex objects is so empowering uwu~~~
I hate hate hate hate hate third wave femshits so fucking much.

>>9147361
Pretty much this. These are the same cunts who whine about unwanted sexual attention after cosplaying from fucking porn. Boo hoo, portray yourself as a nasty slut and you'll get treated as one.
>>9150338
>I'M DOING IT FOR ME!!!
No, sweety. No you aren't.

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>>9150338
i guarantee no woman with a vagina faps to anything on fucking newgrounds

we have /y/, tumblr, and the gay sections of porn sites for that

>>9151549
First time entering this thread. Wasn't expecting this kind of conversation, but my two cents is that when I was younger, probably middle school when ganguro girl was still new, Newgrounds was my fap material. Sometimes, not going to lie, going there to see some of the stuff from back then still turns me on but moreso because it reminds me of why I thought it was sexy when I was younger. Especially since back then I felt like it was a super secret adult site I stumbled upon.

Fuck... 2002 was so long ago..

>>9147250
shes? not fat?

>>9151594
>typing like a tumblr retard

>>9151594
hi girl in pic

>>9151594
Maybe not by Tumblr standards, but she's more than a little chunky desu

For fucks sake this thread has devolved into stupid and people can't figure out how to sage so it'll just sink off the page. There's no reason for this to still be here. Janitors pls.

>>9151521
You'd be surprised how many women of various orientations look at porn compared to how many men do. I mean yeah it's large made for and marketed to men, but sexuality isn't male exclusive.

>>9151521
Yeah? What's the name of your last waiter? What was the childhood ambition of your barista?

Spoilers: we objectify hundreds of people on any given day, reducing them to their function for us.

I don't get this outcry over "objectifying" women in porn. That's their job, and just as we do for every other working person we encounter, we reduce them to their job. It's only even a thing because puritan values hold sex as a taboo.

>>9151549
Are you kidding? Newgrounds was the first place I found porn and masturbated too. I was like 5 and humped a pillow. Did so until I was 10, then I discovered real porn websites.

>>9151766
That girl is a size 6 at most. Belly bulge =/= fat, it just means she isn't fit. (Like seriously, look at her tiny little arms)