Weeaboo Horror Stories

>be me in 5th grade
>I was the kind of girl who only hung out with boys. 5th grade is the year boys stop hanging out with girls I guess.
> Friends meet jock boy friends and start drifting a part from me.
> Sitting in library alone, drawing Pokemon in my notebook, listening to ToyBox.
> "Have you ever heard of a show called Bobobo-bo-bobobo?"
> Look up, there's a boy sitting in front of me.
> I said no, but he was eager to take me over to the computer lab to show me.
> We laughed together watching this show, until classes started an hour later.
> He said his name was Delucien, but people called him Del. He looked kind of old for an 11 year old. He had matted, greasy, brown hair and dark eyes with bags under them. He always wore sweats to school in a variety of different colors. It would be summer and he still wore sweat pants.
> We started hanging out before school, just watching toonami-esque anime and laughing to ourselves. We became really close friends.
> A year passes and we make friends with a kid named Scott. Scott is a sweetheart 10/10. One of the quiet, loving types. He would give us presents about once a month just because he appreciated our friendship.
> We became drawfags and all sat in a circle doodling and showing each other our drawings.
> Del shows us his Don Patch, which is a circle with some spikes and legs.
> Show them my drawing of May from Pokemon. It's terrible but amongst their scribbles it's pretty good.
> Del takes it, looks at it for a second, crumples it and throws it in the trash.
> Wtf.jpg
> "It was really bad. Let's go watch some youtube videos"
> He shows us things he thinks are funny, the usual randumb XD kind.
>Then he goes into his favorites and clicks on this video where the thumbnail is a on a sidewalk.
> "this is my favorite, just watch"
> Kitten on the sidewalk
> women in high heels comes along to stomp it to death
> He's dying of laughter.
(1/2)

>>8916731
>Scott starts freaking out, begging Del to stop. Del says no, that its his house and he can watch what he wants and Scott can leave if he doesn't like it.
>Scott does, leaving me and Delucien home alone. He clicks on more videos, laughing histarically, then becoming dead silent.
> I start to watch his face so not to watch the dead fetuses and kittens on screen.
> After watching he goes dead silent. He turns to me."Do you ever get horny?"
> "uh...yeah sometimes"
> "Do you ever get horny over unusual things?"
> Define unusual
> "Sometimes watching people being killed gives me a boner... and Daffy duck"
> I ask to go home.
> The next day Scott comes in with a drawing he made for Del. He felt bad for "being a pussy" the night before and that he's happy to have a unique friend like Del.
> Del lights up.
> Del acts strangely to Scott after that. He follows him around like a lost puppy, invading his personal space at any chance, and saying creepy shit like, "I would die for you, Scott".
> Del comes out as gay. We are not surprised
> One time Scott didn't come to school.
> I asked Del what happened to him, says maybe he's sick.
> "He seemed fine last night at our sleep over"
> Wait...what?
> I call Scott later that night. When he picks up I hear a frail "hello..."
> Ask him why he didn't come to school.
> "I just didn't want to see Del"
> "Why not?"
> He breaks down in tears.
> Last night at the sleep over, Del asked to be Scott's boyfriend. Scared of what will happen, Scott said yes.
> They were watching a movie when Del turned to Scott and said, "You know what we can do now right? We can have sex."
> Del started touching Scott inappropriately, whispering in his ear to do things.
> When Scott refused, Del would say he was gonna murder him.
> "I-I I got scared...He-He told me to...to"
> He starts wailing.
> "H-he made me put his thingy in my mouth" is the last I heard before his mom came in to calm him down, hanging up.
I lied (2/?)

>>8916775
F5F5F5F5

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holy shit

>>8916731
Ah fuck I remember that kitten video, ugh. Couldn't sleep as an impressionable kid.

anyways, also >>8916783

>>8916775
> I message Del, fuming mad.
> Asking Del wtf happened at the sleep over.
> "Nothing, Nothing"
> "That's not what Scott says!"
> "Oh really?...Scott's lying. He's a big fat liar. Scott lies a lot actually"
> Yeah right.mp3 Tell him that I refuse to talk to him for the rest of the day.
> Hours later, I'm watching netflix.
> Mom comes in, "We're going to the hospital, get your shoes on quick!"
> Scott tried to commit suicide by slitting his wrists.
> See him on the hospital bed, passed out, bandages over his wrists. He comes to in a few hours.
> Happy crying and hugs all around.
> "Wtf happened?"
> "I-I can't say..."
> " Just tell us so we can help"
> " D-Del...Del said I was useless and a cheap whore and a faggot and for telling he was gonna do worse...I didn't want it to happen I just..."
> oh my god
> Our families decide enough is enough.Our moms talks to Dels in order to stop this. Saying if she keeps Dell the fuck away from us, we wouldn't persue legal action.
> She agrees.
> Hour later I get a text from you know who: "Hey do you have a picture of his wrists?"

Scott is ok, today, and he admits it was really stupid to do everything Del says, but we are so happy to be free from him kid was a nightmare.
Poor Scott is scared of sexual situations now, however.

>>8916790
I'm kind of curious about what happened to Del afterwards. What kind of talk did his parents have with him and what was his story after that, what kind of other guys could he be sexually harassing now, or could he be in jail

>>8916793
Honestly, I didn't mention it but Del would talk about how his parents abused him and wouldn't give him enough attention. We just thought it was Del being an attention whore.
Basically, from asking my mom she sounded way too calm about it. She was like "Yeah, he's a fucked up kid and does fucked up things."
On his tumblr and shit he actually calls Scott "a jealous slut," and claims it was Scott who begged him for sex and claiming rape when people found out he was a faggot.
He's fat and into herione and DMMD now.

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>>8916790
>"this is my favorite,just watch."
>kitten on sidewalk
>woman in high heels comes along to stomp it to death

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>>8916775
a boner over daffy duck...this kid must be a real...Quack.

>>8916812
fuck you, kekked

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>>8916731
>>8916775
>>8916790

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>>8916812

>>8916801
>Is into DMMD

I'm not surprised considering your description of him. Why are all the creepy weebs super into that shit

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>>8916775
>>8916790

That's actually kind of super hot...

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>>8916901
kill yourself

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>>8916901
Del you are a sick fuck.

>>8916731
>>8916775
>>8916790
That is the most horrific weeb story I've read

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>>8916934
have you ever seen this one?

>>8916950
waaaaaaaaaat

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>>8916790
>"Hey do you have a picture of his wrists?"

Oh god this thread is fucked up

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>>8916950
>>8916731
>>8916775
>>8916790

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>>8916967
>>8917006

>>8916950
It's been confirmed as fake though

>>8917016
how?

>>8917013
What I find the most horrific is that even though Anon shares his story of a psychopathic gf, the other anons still think it's hot.
The real horror.

>>8917027
even the guy posting says he misses her a little

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>>8916731
>>8916950
>>8917013
OP here, you make me proud Gulls

>>8917020
apparently someone with a background in medicine was able to tell the wounds were self made I think

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>>8917051
but why would some one do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>8917013
AHMAGAD
Wth is wrong with people, my god.

>>8916653
this board

>>8916806
And believe it or not, that is considered a fetish video...

>>8917072
Why does anybody do anything? To get a rise out of others, to seek validation, to have a laugh at people who believe it, to ruin someone's reputation.

Who knows that person's motivation? Maybe they're fucking nuts.

>be 16
>weeb-ish but aware
>pink hair cause it's pretty as fuck
>weird kid who's hardly at school takes notice to me
> initially not interested, he smokes and does drugs and is basically a scene fag
>but likes anime
>live in a very rural area where basically nobody else likes anime
>also insecure and wants attention as I was going through a custody battle with my parents and nobody had time for me
>oh boy someone wants to spend time with me
>start dating. Tells me I'm like hinata from naruto cause I'm so shy and cute
>tells me I look like the chick from Rosario vampire
>a bit flattered I guess but the constant comparison to anime characters makes me feel like I'm not my own person
>fall in love anyways
>after nearly 6 months I give him my virginity because he was constantly pressuring me
>in total we date for 9 months
>dumps me because I urge him to quit drugs, like abusing pills
>find out he cheated on me with several girls
>including a 12 year old
>he was fucking 18 years old
>found a bunch of loli porn on his computer. Like, they looked like 3 year old lolis
>never date a scene fag anime fan
>just don't

>>8917209
Also, continuing this for a side note

>goes to rehab after an arrest a couple weeks after he dumps me. A drug therapy place.
>his brother contacts me
> "hey anon I'm not supposed to tell you this but my brother wrote down and confessed that he drugged you and raped you during a therapy session when you two first started dating"
>remember one time I felt really sick and didn't remember what happened the day before and dismissed it as me hitting my head or something
>FML

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I'm honestly not sure where to post this, since there's a bunch of different "horror story" threads going right now, but here goes.

>Be me, going to an all-girls' college
>works as a host in a pizza restaurant that's only about a block away from campus, so several of my coworkers also happen to go to school with me. Not the best job, but it's convenient so hey.

>Then, we get a new hire. Let's call him Tristan.
>He's a host too so I get to train him.
>From the start, even before he said a word to me, something about him just seemed slightly...off.
>I ignore my gut and just try to be as nice and friendly as possible, like I would with any other coworker.
>looking back, this was a mistake

There were several things that should've tipped me off on his first night alone:
>brought a copy of Attack on Titan manga and hid it under the host's stand, would read it when managers weren't watching
>Brings up the fact that his sister died out of fucking nowhere
>I feel bad for you dude but holy shit what
and of course...
>"....so..... you like anime?"
>He asks me for recommendations
>I suggest Evangelion

cont.

>>8917234
go on...

>>8917234

>based cats don't dance

I don't tell anyone about my interest in anime or asian culture and fashion because of people like this. It's not something I want associated with me in my workplace.

You can't do that kind of shit.
Especially when you want to work up in the ranks etc.
What people think of you is very important.

>>8917234
>Fast forward to the next time Tristan and I are scheduled for the same shift
>He's supposed to be helping me, but he keeps going back and forth to take smoke breaks
>He's apparently upset because Brandi, one of my other coworkers, didn't want to go out with him or whatever

>Next time I'm scheduled with him
>Still ignoring his bad vibes like a dumb ass
>We shoot the shit about weeb shit and whatever
>He mentions not having anyone else to talk to about anime, so he asks for my number
>Since I'm only mildly retarded, I just give him my fb info and say he can message me there
>huge fucking mistake

>He adds me and messages me after work
>We only talk briefly about Highschool of the Dead before he changes the subject
>"Anon can I be honest with u"
>fuck
>"I really wanna hook up with a college girl"
>ABORT ABORT ABORT
>"sooooo can you help me out?"
>He wants me to hook him up with one of my friends
>I'm kind of relieved, but here's the thing
>He was fucking 17 at the time
>I explain that he should probably wait until he's 18 to try and go after adult women
>He goes on about Romeo and Juliet laws or whatever, how it's not illegal, court doesn't have to be involved, etc.
>I tell him that even then, most girls I know just aren't comfortable dating minors?
>Also, pretty much all of my friends are either already in a relationship or are lesbian
>"Just say I'm 18 lol"
>fuck no I'm not lying to get your ass laid I'm sorry

cont.

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>trying to take a dump at the con
>look up
>girl peering over the stall
>"Whoa! What are you doing?!"
>she gets pissed at ME for yelling

>saw her later in the dealer's room, and she stared daggers at me

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>>8917295
Anon how could you be so /rude/????
She was just trying to make friends, c'mon


No but seriously, what the fuck?

>>8917295
that is one of my fears of public toilets, that and seeing someones head poking underneath. or just someone getting really close to the locked stall and looking through the cracks

>>8917310
>or just someone getting really close to the locked stall and looking through the cracks

I had a young kid do that to me at the last con I went to till I stared at him

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>>8917279
>He would message me every couple of days after that
>He'd just say that he's "bored" (read: thirsty for college girl poon) and ask me if I wanted to hang out
>He asked me even when I was up to my ass in midterms, so obviously I'd say no
>He'd then ask me if any of my friends wanted to hang out
>They have midterms too dude
>Really though I just didn't feel comfortable sending my friends off to go "hang out" with some random fuckboy for obvious reasons

>Apparently though, he was asking my other female coworkers the same thing, namely girls who also went to my school
>One poor girl actually agreed
>She needed a shift covered, and Tristan agreed to take it only if she'd let him come hang out with her at her dorm
>Luckily though he didn't do anything to her
>he just kind of sat around and didn't say or do anything at all, but according to her it was just awkward and uncomfortable.
>Pretty much the entire staff was getting creepy vibes from him, so I felt a little better knowing I wasn't the only one.
>There was even a rumor going around that he actually showed up at her door unannounced at some point, so I don't know if that's true or not, but it really wouldn't surprise me honestly.

Then Brandi, the girl who apparently "friendzoned" him, told me what happened to her.
>She was really friendly to him at first, because she's just one of those really bubbly girls who is nice to everyone they meet.
>Of course, he interprets that as flirtation
>He physically forced her to kiss him somehow
>So when she wasn't interested in dating him, he used that to claim that she was giving him "mixed signals"
>Her previous boyfriend had actually committed suicide a few months earlier, so she had a perfectly valid reason to not want to be in a relationship at that time
>But of course even though he knew this, his delicate little boy feelings take priority

cont.

>>8917051
ugh the thought of someone doing that is just so weird like they slit their own throat? that's going way too far.

>>8917321
>>But of course even though he knew this, his delicate little boy feelings take priority
GODDAMN ANON. THIS MAKES ME SO MAD.

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Also not sure if this goes here but I'm posting too. Mine's not the WORST but I still have to avoid her to this day

>Be in middle school
>Wanted to be edgelord extreme emo weeb but too poor (in the end thank god)
>Make friends with a few other emo weeb losers at school
>The biggest and most cringiest one becomes my "best friend"
>i.e she won't leave me the fuck alone
>We'll call her S
>S had all the traits of the mega weeb
>Binged all the "main stream" anime and manga and acted like she was grorious nippon expert chan
>Told our teachers about automail from FMA like it was a real thing
>Wrote terribad fanfictions with shitty self insert ocs and even stole mine and our other friend's characters just to write smut about them
>Shitty traced fan art with different outfits that were super gaudy and painfully obviously in a different art style
>Transformers yaoi
>Would literally Naruto run from class to class
>Like even back then I knew this was a total cringe fest
>But I was desperate for friends and it wasn't like I was the most normal person around
>Like I said she wasn't too bad but she was just...Unsettling
>She would constantly try and get me too check out her deviantart to read her Transformer fanfics and art
>Would pretend I would just to get her to shut up
>Would print me out a picture from this one weird ass web comic. every. day.
>I start making new friends who are less weebish and are trying to pull me out of my weeby ways
>Start trying to distance myself from her more and more as school goes on
>wound up getting stuck with her in a sewing class
>S of course sit next to me the whole semester. She makes sure of it.
>S shows me a comic she started to draw in one of her sketchbooks
>remember we hadn't been hanging out much any more
>(also forgot to mention we never really hung out outside of school)
>The comic is about her and I running a bakery and murdering people to put in the food
>Ala Sweeney Todd style
>Horribly drawn
-c-

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>>8917321
>Tristan continued to pursue Brandi
>He'd go around bragging about how they "totally had a thing"
>He "left behind" a song he wrote for her to find the next day
>Ended up getting found by someone on kitchen staff instead, their sides were in orbit
And, to top all that off:
>He wanted to date me to make Brandi jealous
>I stopped responding to his messages altogether after that

Other shit he did:
>Asked someone for a cigarette, and when she said no, he went through her purse and took one anyway
>Would just hang out at the restaurant even on days when he wasn't scheduled
>Would show up an hour late for his shifts, gave weak excuses for why

Pic related: mfw he got fired last month for that exact reason

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>>8917346
>Like Panty and Stocking crossed with Powerpuff Girls drawn with your non dominant hand after suffering a head injury chibi shit bad
>What the fuck
>Pretend to like it and skim read it as fast as I can because bitch is picturing murder fantasies of us together
>Don't want her to Sweeney Todd my Mrs. Lovett
>S would show me her new chapters every week while also ask for my help on her horrible kimono print sewing projects
>Discomfort levels reaching max
>Somehow during class she gets me to do this "forensics contest" with her
>You go from judge to judge reading some prose piece and they give you a score
>Best scores get a certificate it was fucking dumb
>Have to travel to a different school via bus on the weekend
>The contest was dumb, we did terribly, I repressed most of it
>Bus ride home couldn't come soon enough
>She sits super close to me
>We discuss weeb shit for most of the trip till I say I'm tired and just want to listen to music
>Put my head phones in and stare out the window
>Feel weight on my shoulder
>Look down to see her resting her head on me
>Try to shake her off but she pretends to be asleep
>Have to ride like that the whole way home
>Don't even say bye to her, run to my mom's car and try to forget the whole night
>School is passing fast enough after that
>Put up with her and her creepy comics and just try to ignore her outside of class
>Do pretty good until one Halloween which was thankfully the last major uncomfortable incident

>>8917255
Normally I agree with this, but the place I work is /extremely/ casual. Being seen as a weeb isn't going to affect my reputation much when half the staff are stoners. Not to mention the fact that my manager is a closeted weeb himself.

Many of my coworkers have an interest in anime as well, so it wouldn't bethat embarrassing. It's just this particular guy who was a problem, and he most likely would've caused issues whether he was a weeaboo or not.

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>>8917361
>Halloween rolls around
>Me super excited cause my weeb phase was rolling into an ita phase
>wear a Hot Topic corset, homemade skirt, and clunky ass Demonia shoes
>Look like shit but super proud
>Go whole school day like this
>S chan spazzez
>"Oh gosh you look soooo kawaii!!!!1 Oh I have got to draw you o m geeeeeee!!!"
>Trying to keep my distance a bit but not be a total bitch I thank her, tell her she really doesn't have to draw me etc
>Make the mistake of telling her that I think the corset has a wire that broke thru the fabric cause it's kind of poking my side
>She reaches right down the front of the corset to see if she can...feel it? remove it? have an excuse to crush my boobs with her fat arm?
>I immediately mentally flip
>Push her away
>Very loudly ask to go to the bathroom
>Just grab my shit and hide out there till the bell rings
>From that day on I don't care
>I sit next to people I don't know just to stay away from her
>Avoid her in the halls, ignore messages online, tc.
>Middle school passes, I barely see her in high school, and eventually she just fades out of my life

Sorry if this was a boring one, but for someone who hardly talked to people and barely stood out this shit freaked me out when I was younger especially since it was around the time when I had a non weeb stalker so I felt really trapped.
I still have to avoid her now cause she works at my local Walmart and sometimes follows me around to try and catch up.
Between awkward past and horrible b.o. I don't want to reminisce so I constantly have to either try and hide my face or make up excuses.

>>8917354
What a little creep ball, glad he got fired

He shoulda got slapped first

>>8917386
Believe me, I would if I had the chance. All this happened months ago and I'm still mad about it just because people keep telling me more and more about shit he did

>>8917374
I'm glad you managed to get out of that anon, hopefully she'll eventually get the hint.

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>>8916731
>>8916775
>>8916790
Shitballs, my story doesn't seem so bad, now. Christ.


>Be me, JET trash, pretending I know fuck all about anything
>Have some Tennessee exchange students coming for a sister school exchange for a freaking month
>Thinking: Fuck me. Been working my ass off to break my coworkers and students of the "All Americans are weebs" stereotype, just know these kids are going to fuck it up for me.
>These kids had to do nothing to get to go on the exchange. Have the money and the interest? Welcome to Japan, Fucko! No test, no interview... fuckin' nothing.
>First day of the exchange, we have a big "welcome to the school" assembly in the gym. There's like 15 of them in the group, and they're all lined up on the stage.
>Looking them over. They all look pretty nor-- Oh FUCK ME
>One girl is wearing cat ears. Fucking cat ears.
>Next to her, another girl is wearing the boys school uniform.
>Side eye as hellllllllllllllllll.
>Return to staff room. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck.
>Halfway through their first classroom period a coworker comes up to me. "Anon, we need you in 3-1"
>Fffffffff "Ok. Why?"
>"The exchange students, Anon. You need to talk to them."
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

-continued-

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>>8917511
>Get to the classroom. I am unsurprised to see it's Cat-ears and Utena-wannabe. "Heeey, welcome to the school. How are you--"
>"CON EECHE WAA SEN SAY" Loudest. Goddamn. Voices. Rest of the class is viably trying to shy away from these two human disasters.
>"Sen Say, why won't these boys kiss for us?"
>wat.jpg
>"They look JUST like the boys in our yaoi hentai! We ship them soooooo hard." "WE SHIP THEM SO HARD."
>"These are real people. You can't ship them. And you can't use that language in school."
>"BAKA SEN SAY! BAKA BAKA!"
>I end up having to take them out of class, and be their 'personal' teacher for the month, whenever I'm at that school.
>They thought they were being cute or clever, still not sure which, by using the terms "Yaoi" and "hentai". "NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS, BAKA SEN SAY"
>"... You're in Japan. Everyone understands."
>"THEN WHY DONT THEY EVER REACT, BAKA SEN SAY?"
>They do react, you tone-deaf heifers. Do you not see Everyone ever avoiding you? Do you not see you getting pulled from class? These are no longer your cute little code words, goddamnit.
>Find out that the reason I got called was because they were "glomping" the boys in the class, and trying to man-handle them into kissing one another.
>Are you fucking kidding me. How do you people like you exist?!

I went through so much shit with them. Trying to get them to adhere to the correct dress code, trying to get them to stop molesting the other students, trying to get them to stop talking about goddamn porn at school... There were a few other weebs in the exchange group, but they at least had the decency to hide their power level. Those girls, though. Fucking hell, I will never forget.

>>8917512
>>8917511
This sounds fake

>>8917517
I wish it was.

>>8917511
>>8917512
>shit that never happened
Anyway, how DARE those filthy American schoolchildren come to Japan without passing a super special test first? Do they think they can just pay money to visit a different country they are interested in, much less MY glorious Nippon? Gtfo American trash, they should have closed the borders after I got in!

>>8917565
I could give two shits who they bring over, like I said, there were other weebs in the group. It would have been nice if they had at least interviewed out the autists, is all I'm saying.

>>8917279
I had a pair of friends in their twenties who organized a threesome with this girl they met online. Turned out she lied about her age and was actually 17. They were obviously pissed.

Those Romeo & Juliet laws allow like, what, a three years age difference max?

>>8917295
I read that as "girl PEEING over the stall" and was really disturbed.

It's still weird tho.

>>8917337
I think it wasn't like that, but that she made them herself with body makeup

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>>8916731
>mfw regretfully know that video

>>8917337
probably a failed suicide attempt, and anon just found the pictures and used them for their story to give it "credibility"

>>8917310
> be teen
> have to shit in public restroom
> get a stall with a broken lock
> fuck it, hold the door closed with my hand while I'm doing my biz
> old lady comes barreling into restroom
> pounds on every closed door as she makes her way down trying to find an empty stall
> gets to me
> ohgodno
> "It's occupi-
> pounds on stall door
> frail teenage arms try to resist but she keeps pushing like she's oblivious until she gets it open enough see me squatting there taking a dump
> completely mortified as this woman just stares at me through the gap in the door
> gets mad at ME as I'm embarrassed and doing my best to close the door against her
>"UGH, honey, you shouldn't just leave the door open that's why they have locks"

>>8917295
Yeah, it's three I believe. Most of my friends are around 20 so that law wouldn't have helped him.

Even then, must college girls just really don't want to fuck with high school boys?

>>8917197
Anon was quoting a joke from the IT Crowd, anon. Don't worry.

>>8917964
I will never understand why some people always insist on jiggling the doors in public restrooms. The locks always have an indication of whether they're closed or not, and many more modern stalls are slanted or weighted so that the doors fall open when not locked. My workplace has those weighted doors AND a big red slider that clearly shows when a door is locked and some assholes still insist on violently rattling the doors practically off their hinges when I'm trying to pee. As if going to the toilet in public restrooms isn't stressful enough.

>>8917587
>>8917975
shit, I was on mobile so I replied to the wrong post. sage for ot

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>sitting in hotel lobby
>14yo raver bitch gets flirty with my bf
>she sits on his knee
>we essentially tell her to get lost
>she pouts and leaves
>bf's pant leg is soaked where she was sitting

FUCK THE RAVER KIDS. They always break shit and got MTAC banned from its awesome location, ruining it forever.

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>>8917964
>but she keeps pushing like she's oblivious until she gets it open

Some old people come off as being naive to their surroundings or outright stupid, but I'm certain that's not true. I think they do things like this on purpose because it gives them an excuse to be rude to someone, and old people love being assholes.

>>8917964
God, this happened to me before too
> on vacation in Italy
> really need to go to the bathroom
> dash into a tiny restaurant
> there's only one unisex bathroom with a broken lock
> do my bussiness while holding the door shut
> hear a knock
> "It's occupied!"
> suddenly feel someone trying to pull the door open
> barely manage to keep the door shut while repeating "Occupied!"
> person yanks with all his might, can't hold it anymore
> door flies open, eye to eye with a middle aged man
> looks at me annoyed before closing the door again

Thank god I was wearing a skirt so he couldn't actually see anything. I guess he didn't speak English but still, if you hear noise coming from the bathroom you're trying to open, you know there's someone in there. Don't fucking force the door to open.

>>8917964
>>8918047
> Pushing on a bathroom stall
Their first problem. No matter if you can't speak english or don't hear a voice at all, if the door takes more than a light push to open, odds are its fucking locked and someones inside.
I know you gotta take a shit but henny, why so volatile?

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>>8918020
that is a straight up power move.

dickheads like that should not be allowed outside.

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>>8918032
>>bf's pant leg is soaked where she was sitting

>>8917027
Not to mention she clearly raped him. He should have left her after she made him think her dad was abusive.

>>8917374
What is wrong with these people? When you actively avoid someone nonstop for months that generally means you don't like their company.
>she works at my local Walmart and sometimes follows me around to try and catch up
Fuck that noise.

>>8917565
>>8917517
I knew a girl through anime club who sounds a lot like the two in anon's story. She had a group of guy friends that she referred to as her "bishies". She was one of those "I'm a nerd girl and get along with boys because bitches are catty!" kind of people.

She'd wear cat ears and cheap Claire's hair extensions to club with Tripp pants and Hello Kitty knock off stuff all over her. For a while, she wouldn't speak to anyone but her bishies. She'd go "nyaaoo? Nyaaa?" instead and make cat gestures with her hands, or whisper in one of the guys' ears to get him to "translate" for her.

We eventually found out she had a journal of fanfics that she let her friends read at meetings. One of them informed the officers that the fanfics were all blatantly about members of the club with names changed. Mostly about her "bishies", but a few revenge fantasies about people in the club who she must have felt had somehow slighted her. Apparently, he was no longer comfortable being one of her "muses". He claimed the fanfics had lots of Twilight-level teen romance for the most part, but some hardcore buttfucking and rape fantasies, too. Nothing the officers could do about it, because it's some crazy bitch's fantasylalatime. She wasn't actually hurting anyone.

And then, at one of our off-campus get togethers, she legitimately try to shove two dudes' heads together to make them kiss. That was warning number one.

Warning number two was when she bodily threw herself on a graduated member who had come back for a visit. She didn't know him, she'd never met him, she just shrieked "BISHIE!" and hurled herself on him. We had meetings in a lecture hall because it had a projector and pull-down screen for viewings, and she took him down a couple of stairs in the process.

Final strike that led to her being told not to come back was when she showed up drunk at a Halloween party and tried to shove her tongue down one of her bishies' throats.

Girl was a mess.

>>8918047
> looks at me annoyed before closing the door again
>I was wearing a skirt so he couldn't actually see anything

That's probably why he tried so hard to force the door open and was annoyed anon.
He probably wanted to see you but got disappointed with the view.

>>8918020
Dude, I've had little kids shake the stall door as I'm going to the bathroom and then fucking PEEK UNDER THE STALL to see if it's free or not. I get that kids are kind of clueless sometimes but that's just retarded. Unless they're like 2 years old (in which case they shouldn't be alone and wandering free) a kid shouldn't be doing that shit and I certainly don't understand grown ass adults who do it. At most you can give the door a small nudge and if it doesn't immediately give then someone's obviously in there.

>>8918679
>>8917402
Yeah she was always one of the people who just would NOT take a hint and yet I always feel petty for avoiding her
It helps having people see my side, my ex always made me feel like shit for even becoming her friend in the first place

>>8917216
wow anon that sounds so horrible. I hope you are ok now

>>8917216
jesus christ, that made me 50 kinds of mad

>>8917964
>public
>have to pee
>lock on door is a little busted
>decide to put bag in an obvious place so anyone with eyes will see
>nope, lady opens door and screams when she sees me
At least I had a good laugh, but god damn, it's not as though you can't see the person's shadow through the crack.

>>8918035
Old people only turn into assholes because they've had to deal with bullshit for years.
You'll be an asshole too someday, anon.

>>8918830
Not gonna lie, as a little kid I liked to do things like go into the stalls of public restrooms, shut and lock the door, and then leave by going under the wall so it would be empty and locked from the inside.
I was a little shit of a kid.

>>8918965
>walks in on someone else
>screams as if it's her that got walked in on
I hate it when people do this

>be in pub
>ladies has two (2) doors, 2 locks, each lock changes colour when occupied
>go piss
>hear someone rattling the first lock
>"it's occupied, love"
>still rattling the lock
>old door, so manages to fucking break in
>have to pause mid-stream
>Yell "It's occupied! Dont come in!" really loudly
>Nope, now trying my door
>shitty door can't withstand the rattling, opens
>had time to put on my knickers and tights so not completely naked, but furious
>fat old woman peers inside
>"I'm taking a fucking pi-"
>"Oops, teehee, shoulda said something dear"
>walks away
In fairness she sounded a bit drunk, but still

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>>8917295
I've had this happen before
>be at school
>taking a piss when suddenly I hear laughing
>look up and see kid peering over. looks like pic
>kid gets scared and runs out of bathroom
>later sees kid in playground and avoids eye contact

>>8918970
That was a common prank. I knew a bunch of kids who did that when we were probably under ten. My mom sent me under a few stalls in public bathrooms as a kid to unlock them because someone else had done that, too. Usually at school gymnasiums or the like.

>>8917295
If someone's going to be that rude, might as well be the nuttier one. "Awesome, you're into scat too? Come on in!"

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Alright, here's mine. It's a mild one. But still very faggoty.

>be me
>be in middle school
>specifically, 7th grade
>faggoty child actor bitch is at the school. Also later became a weeb for Soul Eater (or perhaps he was one from the beginning?)
>he sits at my table for some reason. Let's call Captain Faggot "D" for the purposes of this story
>awkwardly hangs table every day at lunch for all of 7th grade
>Spring break happens
>D invites me to his birthday party, to see 'Spamalot'
>me, my brother, and my friend "A" are invited
>wonder why everyone hides from him
>proceeds to spend the entire time awkwardly sitting there with him screaming and hitting me with a goddamn inflatable crayon
>his poor father senses my pain
>because I felt really guilty after though because he had no other friends really, I become his friend.

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>>8919039
>next year-8th grade
> share several classes with him
> including PE
>faggot follows me and a grill friend "K" for all of the damn class, obsessing over Soul Eater and his senpai
> forces us to compliment his shitty fan art of "soul" or "death the kid" or some bullshit
>spoiler: it was garbage
>serious faggot levels
>literally have to ask him to leave me and K alone for 5 minutes some days
>proceeds to count out 5 minutes manually while staring at us from afar before screaming and running to us while we cringed

anyways
> be on breaking point
>it had been seven months of this hell for EVERY DAY
>friends now for almost 1 exact year
>finally decide to end this bullshit
>go up to D at the end of PE
>sit him down, try to do this as cordially as possible
"Hello, D. Listen- Things have been good. You were a great guy- However, I don't think this friendship is working out. You can be too much some times."
>stares at me for what seemed to be an hour with this seriously hateful look
>really for 2 seconds
>Proceeds to attempt to blackmail me and Guy friend A for trying to leave him
>FML
>but wait
>we proceed to call up mine and A's parents and let them know about D'a bullshit
>also call up the principal just to be safe
>later, he walks up to me (we shared a history class) with this stupid-ass smug grin
"Looks like you're quite in a pickle"
>not quite
>proceed to tell him about my counterattack
>his eye twitches
>proceeds to attempt to shake it off
"I wasn't threatening you, I was going to SURPRISE YOU- I was going to invite you to my birthday"
>fuck no.jpg
>don't believe it for a second
>later sends beg email to my parents to try and shake it all off
>fuck that, we don't believe him
>break all the friendship
>but grill friend was still stuck with him

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>>8919042
>I manage to avoid D fairly well for rest of year
>granted, he's glaring at me from afar at all possible moments
>put bullshit notes claiming I was denying insanity in my locker
>tried covering it up by signing it as "Alpha Decimari" or some bullshit
>I can recognize your handwriting, faggot.
>also attempts to deface mural I had designed/singlehandedly painted for Art Class by writing on it with pencil

>anyways, the grill friend K though
>still stuck with him
>texts me all day and night that she HATES D and wishes to be rid of him
>asks me to help her get away from him, because apparently I was the only guy who actually managed to do so ever successfully, without getting myself screwed over.
>She's a weak willed pussy, I eventually ceased all contact with her on an unrelated note
>I have to basically hold her hand (figuratively) the whole damn time
>on finals week, eventually, K and her friend who was also stuck, J, tell D that they don't want to be friends with him anymore
>he proceeds to text them for the next three hours threatening to kill himself
>did I mention, D was an attention whore
>K and J panic, force me to try and convince D not to kill himself
>it would solve everything though
>do it because 8th grade me thought that if he actually an heroed, I would somehow get arrested for 'bullying him'.
>so I call D's dad
>D's dad is a genuinely nice man, and fairly understanding
>tell D-dad that he might kill himself
>D's dad panics, and goes to talk to D
>D was apparently not doing anything of the sort, and was playing an anime game on his fucking DS
>fuck this shit
>still, in doing so, K and J come back to him due to aforementioned weak will, his constant suicide threats, and general pussyness.

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>>8919044
I'm not going to greentext this bit because it will be annoying to do so.
Basically, the following 9th grade year, he continued glaring at me from afar. By then, I had migrated to a new group of friends, and he still had J and K. He would attempt to do passive aggressive bullshit.
He eventually realized that everyone hated him, or some shit
>attempts to suck up to me in the 9th grade year, because he doesn't like the idea of me getting away, or he's lonely, or some bullshit
>fuck no
>he continues anyways
>now he's full weeb, with soul eater jacket and Death the Kid cosplay
Faggot.

In the following 10th grade year, he proceeded to revert back to being "passive aggressive" (re:glaring at me from afar), until he fucked up at some point and left during the middle of Review Week before Winter Finals to become homeschooled.

>>8919039
>>8919042
>>8919044
>>8919046
You must be 18+ to use this site.

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>>8919046
Sounds like you like the smell of your own shit, but that might just be me.

>Be me, aged 11
>Find anime and manga group at local library
>Ran by some girl aged 18, lets call her 'LS'
>She's kinda creepy, kinda emo, but treated me well
>Group was innocent at first, but she always treated me like I was better than everyone else
>Slowly descended into showering me with praise for my artwork and encouraging me to watch 'inappropriate' content
>Fast forward about three months and she's forcing me to watch pornography and forces me to keep it a secret
>fuckthis
>Too scared to tell anyone, she gets even more inappropriate and sexual
>Tfw 5 years later I'min therapy for grooming and child sexual exploitation all because a fucking weeaboo emo forced me to watch pornography and touched me up a bit

>>8919046
you sure say faggot a lot, you compensating for something dude?

>>8918958
>>8918960
I'm alright now, I just struggle with some trust issues from it and some self hate because I was so foolish to even be with him in the first place. When his brother told me about the drugging and raping I hardly got out of bed for a week and cried constantly because I was convinced I was worthless if someone would do that to me.
But, with therapy, I have gotten better. He is completely out of my life after I told him to never talk to me again and blocked him on social media and his number.
I am now with someone who's basically the opposite, an all around great person. We've been together 2 and a half years and it's a very healthy relationship and helped me realize just how fucked up that last one was.

>>8918032
pretty fucking hot

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Not sure if weeaboo enough, but here we go.

>be me in high school
>In 10th Grade Literature Class
>Almost, Halloween, we are told to write a two-page horror story
>I did a shitty story based off a killer doll and some scene kid
>"Definitely not like 'Chucky'," looking back on it.
>Wasn't looking forward to knowing any of my classmates' stories either.
>Especially not from one of my friends.
>He sits next to me.
>He was quite a weeaboo.
>Not looking forward to his story, especially.
>Fast forward to due date.
>The teacher says she was going to read aloud SOME of our stories.
>Not looking forward to hearing my shitty story.
>But she reads aloud one.
>It was from my weeaboo friend.
>God help us.
>It mentions a tournament
>A powerful monster
>And eight fighters
>It's Dragon Ball Z
>IT WAS LITERALLY THE FUCKING CELL GAMES FROM DBZ
>Everyone starts laughing
>I begin to cringe
>He seemed indifferent
>Not sure about his grade, and I don't want to know.
>She didn't read mine, thank God
>Surprised he wasn't in trouble for plagiarism.
>Still cringes about that moment to this day.

>>8918965
Sage for OT but stories like these make me go full panic mode when I have to close the restrooms up at my job. No one here responds if you lightly knock...

>>8917016
>>8917051
>>8917020
It wasn't that. Someone found the pictures they used by doing some digging and it wasn't the anon who claimed it was them.

>>8918965
>>8918980
I'm guilty of this, but I'm really easy to scare.

>At con, tights are rolling down, decide to find a bathroom to fix them in private
>Bathroom stalls have doors down to the floor (hell yeah) but if they're unlocked they'll be a bit open
>Walk down this long bathroom, all full stalls
>Get to an open door
>As I push it open, there's a person sitting there
>Fucking cleaning lady on her phone, sitting fully dressed, doesn't look up, just says "Sorry"
>But not before I've let out a startled yelp from being face to face with a human when I expected just a toilet
>Why wouldn't you lock the fucking door

>>8918969
>Making excuses for these old cunts

gtfo

>>8916775
>... and Daffy duck
The one amusing moment, in an other wise dark and twisted story.

>>8917216
Jesus fuck, the brother sounds like a piece of work as well. Or Autistic.
Why would he tell you that? Did he offer to come forward and tell the police if that's what you wanted?
Because otherwise it sounds like he's being a cunt and going "lol my brother raped you! XD"

>>8917964
God damn it, I had something like this happen once when I was maybe 12-13

>Restroom is one of those single rooms with no stalls, you just have to lock the door behind you
>Doing my business
>Suddenly, someone keeps jiggling the doorknob and pounding on the door like a madwoman trying to force it open
>Eventually, the lock pops and the door swings open
>Woman standing there staring
>"Oh sorry"
>She closes the door
>She then opens the door again and stares
>Still staring
>Staring
>Staring
>"Uhh excuse me?"
>Still staring at me
>Eventually says her boyfriend is coming and closes the door and leaves

15 years later and I still think about this from time to time

>>8920202
I think he told me about it because they weren't on good terms but I'm not sure.

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>>8918032
>FUCK THE RAVER KIDS. They always break shit
This. A million times this.

>>8920202
I don't think their brother was trying to be edgy. I think if someone got raped they deserve to know desu, they probably weren't supposed to tell so that anon wouldn't take legal action but their moral compass led them astray.

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>>8916775

>and daffy duck

>>8918032
Lmao he probably liked it

>>8917072

Holy shit.

I think I made the second post.

>>8917216

Why would you tell someone that?
Honest to god.

>>8918032

Kandi/raver kids are literally shit-tier.

They are huge sluts though so they are always easy to bang.

>>8919039
>faggoty
>faggoty
>Faggot
>faggot
>faggot
>faggot
I have no idea what this incoherent story was about but apparently it involved a lot of faggots.

Short one
>friends with girl four years
>going through some rough shit, finally come out the other side okay
>she supports me, I her
>kind of cringe but nice, gets me into cosplay
>starts acting distant, okay.. She must be going through something
>a full fucking year since she quit talking and she's hanging out with an abusive piece of trash ex of hers again
>Put aside my feelings to say I'm a bit disappointed we don't talk but I'm worried about her
>she calls me a terrible person, flips the fuck out blocks me, lose all 30 mutual friends
>OK fuck you too lady
>move on, still doing my thing and making great personal strides
>move to new area and doing well
>friends hold a barbecue for the 4th and invite me
>haven't seen bitch for three years, somehow she moved to the same city by chance and had mutual friends
>she legit has doubled in size, looks miserable.
>best part though. She showed up to a regular old barbecue at the lake, wearing a blue wig and fucking neko ears
>this woman is 24
>hold in laughter as she literally runs to leave the party so she doesn't have to explain herself even though I give no fucks any longer
>still laughing half a year later
Who the fuck wears Neko ears and a wig IN the lake?

>>8920258
I don't know, but I am thankful he told me in all honesty. It helped me see how horrible he was and how I no longer want him in my life. After he dumped me he told me to "wait for him" and as stupid as I was I probably would've waited for him if his brother hadn't told me

>>8918047
Had a similar experience at work. We have one toilet for employees only and it only locks with the right key. I have said key but because I'm paranoid af I always leave the key in the lock while going potty. Thankfully. One day I'm in there, someone's pushing down the handle "occupied". Tries a second time "There is someone in here!" Whoever is outside uses their key to try and unlock the door, but it doesn't work because my keys are in the door. Dodged that bullet.
I also think surprising someone in the in the act is nearly as embarrassing, if not more, as the other way around. So I really don't get how people can be so ignorant.

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>>8916731
>>8916790
>>8916775
HORRIFYING

>>8917565
Its actually common for exchange programs and tour trips to interview the kids to make sure they don't make any social fuck ups too badly. The People to People program for instance not only interviews the kids and parents, but makes them take classes on etiquette. Even for trips to places like Australia.

>>8916790
Oh. Yeah.
I went through something similar with another boy at a daycare. I can't form sexual relations with anyone now.

It happened to me. I had an anxiety attack and was just barely holding in tears, so I ran to the bathroom, wanting to get there before I started to cry my eyes out. So I rip open the closest toilet door.
In there sits a guy taking a shit.
I was so not expecting it so I just froze and it was first introduced when he made an attempt to close the door that I closed it and went to another stall so that I could cry in peace.
I also heard him curse as the door closed.
It wasn't too fun for him but at least the whole weirdness of it gave me something to laugh about when I was finished crying

>>8920409
Why did you lose your mutuals? What the hell, that's horrible.

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>>8919039
>hitting me with a goddamn inflatable crayon

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>>8920920
Because she's a lying sack of crap and none of them particularly cared for me much since I told a few creepers to fuck off and told one guy to stop being an ass. More her friends than mine. Hence why she ran in shame next time she saw me to not explain herself. She's lying in the grave she made and I can't find it in me to pity her much.

>>8920081
Sounds like you're well on your way to being an asshole already anon.

>>8917295
I fucking hate that shit.

>fifth grade
>taking a piss in a stall
>little shit pops her face under the door
>"what are you doing?"
(Why do they ask this?)
>get freaked out and instinctively kick outwards
>foot makes connection with little shit's dumb face
>she cries, but doesnt bleed
>tattles to the teachers
>I get in trouble

It's BS, man. Stalls should be fuckery-free zones.

>>8917964
>>8918035
>>8918969
This sounds exactly like the sort of thing my grandma would do. She pretends to be an oblivious old lady but in reality she really gets off on making other people uncomfortable or hurt. When she could still walk she would smack little children with her cane when the parents weren't looking and then pretend the kids were the ones who bumped into her so their parents would scold them.
She's always been like this, but now that she's old and fragile nobody calls her out on her shit anymore so she's worse than ever. At least now we can outrun her.

>>8917295
I hate people. I've had this happen quite a few times at cons, and they're always women in their 20s or late teens. Like they should KNOW better than that!
>"But anon-chan I was just checking to see if it was open!"
K N O C K .
I have unregrettably kicked at least 3 people in the face from gut-instinct. Granted not very hard, but the message remains. Didn't their mothers ever tell them that's not how they check stalls when they were like... 3? This is not adult behaviour.

This thread should of been called Horror Stories: Thead of 1000 Shits

>>8920779
Hahaha that's a funny joke. I went to Japan with people to people, and my "interview" was a huge group sesh where almost no one except our group leaders spoke, and everyone "passed," even the kids who were clearly incapable of any level of social interaction or politeness. We also never had these etiquette lessons, that you mentioned.

Wow, my scene is pretty mellow compared to all that mess, just the standard fare of fat-catgirls with yaoi paddles, limp wristed turbofags and the Emo gangs.

Closes is the fag who tried to take advantage of chinese exchange students.

>>8917964
This happened to me at my last job, and the lock wasn't even broken.
>family restaurant
>walk by one of the owners, say I'm going to the bathroom
>door is one of those heavy-duty wooden ones
>they say they knocked but it must have been the lightest tap in the world
>light is on, apparently they didn't make the connection that I'm gone and the bathroom is locked
>they think the door locked on its own and the owner gets the key
>cue two women walking in on me pissing
>they think it's hilarious but I'm mortified
So my bosses walk in on me, and if that's not enough they tell the entire rest of the staff. I try to make a joke about it but it was really embarrassing. They were such idiots. They thought the door was locked on the inside, even though that'd be impossible unless someone was in there.

>Staffing a con, mainly just cleaning shit up and kicking horny people out of the bathrooms.
>couple of teen girls at the con
>had some "pretend to be lesbians to be hot" scheme going on.
>The better looking one managed to snag a guy and is hauling him toward the bathrooms
>other one actually had a crush on her, only pretended to be pretending.
>drops her spaghetti and runs though a closed sheet-glass door.

Fucking mess, no broom or pan anywhere too be found, luckily she didn't get cut, cause there was no mop either.

...Have I been a staffer too long when it's the mess that bothers me more than potential injury?

>>8920406
You can stop samefagging now, you gigantic, tumblrite faggot.

>>8922958
Between this and period stories we could write a book anon.

>>8923030
Holy shit. Was she okay in the end?

>>8922939
Sometimes I look under just to see if there are feet under the stall usually in a considerate distance so I don't perturbe anyone and just go directly to the one is empty

>>8923531
I definitely trashed your faggoty faggot fag story, but so did ten other people. Sorry, your incoherent POS made more than just me blow intellectual chunks. No samefagging here you faggoty fagheaded fag.

>>8923007
can you guys kindly fuck off with this now? this is a weaboo horror stories thread, we don't need countless stories about how you got caught shitting or pissing. i swear you'd think this was /r9k/.

>>8923689
Yeah, just a bruise and a few scrapes, it was a sports centre so they had installed safety glass, the sort that breaks into dice.

>>8917374
Weird question, but is her name Stephenie and from PA?She sounds a lot like a friend I had in 7th grade that moved at the end of our school year.

>>8923531
>s-s-samefag!
>tumblr
just mention SJW and I have a bingo

>>8924442
>>8923826
Why else would someone get triggered by the word "faggot" so hard?

>>8924445
Maybe because you said it about a hundred times.
People are starting to think your compensating for something. Plus your replying mad hard to everyone calling you out.
So, which uncle touched you Anon?

>>8924479
As opposed to people topping off their stories with "fuck" millions of times? That's alright, though.

I'm sorry I said a spooky word that upsets the hivemind, sweetie.

>>8924492
Do you always get this butthurt when someone tells you you're being repetitive?

>>8924508
Thanks for ignoring what I said, and yes.

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>>8924492
> People top off their stories with "fuck". Meaning they use it once to end with it.
> Guy says faggoty fagg faggo a million times, hinting that he takes it up the pooper and doesn't want us to know.
> Can't understand the fact we think his using "faggot" every faggot, three faggot, words faggot faggot, is strange even for 4chumps.
> Cheeks burning from every time someone tells him to calm down.
> "GET OFF MY ANON SITE TUMBLRINAS REEEEEEE"
The amount of autism is true horror. Sage for OT

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Not a horror story at all but could easily have turned into one.

>be me, a grill, forcing my guy friend to cosplay at a con
>we're both early/mid twenties
>go to this auction thing, find a seat
>a group of young girls sit in front and next to us
>they're about 14 years old
>at the auction there is a makotoxgou 18+ doujin I want to bid on
>I think it's a bit embarrassing
>friend think it's hilarious and starts teasing me
>one of the girls turn around
>"did someone say hentai??"
>they talk a bit about how hentai is da best
>he's being ironic
>she's being dead serious and very sad that she's not old enough to bid
>tro try signal that he needs to shut the fuck up
>item comes up
>some neckbeard outbids me and pays $45
>the girls leave early to see a "sexual harrasment in cosplay"-panel
>horror story averted

>>8922991
Not that anon but... Oh, huh. My friend went to Europe with People to People and she had to take a bunch of online etiquette and history classes.

>>8923695
Everytime I see a head, they make eye contact with me while I'm doing my business. They're not looking at my feet, anon.

>>8924544
>exaggerates my usage of "faggot" while trivializing everyone else's usage of "fuck" because it triggers her
>"uhh, you got raped, so shut up xD"
>6 instances of "faggot" spread out over 4 posts is using it "millions of times" or using it "every three words" or atypical of 4chan behavior
>all this will be ignored because "mad lmao"

I forgot this faggoty board was filled with sensitive faggots that immediately go into tantrums.

>>8916901
Well, it's 100% made up erotic gay fanfiction anyway.

>people actually eat that story up

>>8924567
Not the previous Anons who replied, but seriously speaking here, I read your 4 posts and it's not the use of 'faggot' that irked me, it's that almost every single sentence you wrote made you sound like you were 12, and thinking that swearing makes you one of the cool kids. It just screams attention, and it's eye-rolling.

>>8924578
Now that's reasonable, not like these eggplants huffing and puffing over a word.

>>8924567
Sorry, seven instances, which I'm sure is an astronomical difference.

>>8919020
What if they'd be down with it though? The thought freaks me out.

>Work at a nice antique store
>Boss and coworker in the back bringing new furniture onto the floor, I'm managing the floor
>A group of 4 landwhales comes in, I worry they'll ruin the antique chairs, fatties love to sit on our chairs and couches and bow the bottoms out. One time we had fatties sitting on a couch for over an hour chatting and keeping people from looking at it.
>Keep an eye on them and finish up online portion of work (listings, advertising, etc)
>One of them comes up, greasy looking dude, long stringy hair in a tonsure style, he'd be better off shaving it tier hair, like an obese riff-raff from rocky horror with black hair
>Asks about a bamboo screen in the back by the loading area, not for sale, has a huge sticker saying not for sale, it's to fill wall space.
>He tells me "My friends and I are into the anime culture and would like to know where to procure such a screen for our bathroom when we have more people over"
>Literally like that, we're in the country in Ohio calm down
>Keeps pestering me to sell it, asking about layaway, but complaining about saving money
>Introduces the others in his group, patting their heads and calling them "kitty" while they nya
>Says they'll be back in tomorrow

That was yesterday. I'm hoping they come back before my shift. First weaboo encounter so far, it was tamer than I expected.

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Its not the worse but...
[my gf is short with black hair, dark skin, and big eyes - this comes into slight play later]

> Decide to hit up local con with gf
> In artist alley and business is as usual
> This group of girls keep showing up like
> "Your art is sooo x30 cute! / you look like Kaya, sooo x30 cute!" to my gf
> Many times tell them that its mine, are you buying?
> Later, leave her to work the booth while I buy lunch
> Come back and see a little group - think they want commissions
> "Hey Kaya, wanna see our COOL room?"
> Nope, same group here to hit on my girl
> Chase 'em off (politely) and back to B.A.U.
> Hours pass, gf starts thousand yard staring into her DS
> "Go look around. Pick me up some Calpico too."
> Got busy after this and by the time I finish a comm I realize its been at least an hr
> They're marathoning Ghibli movies in the viewing room so maybe...
> At hr 1.5, get up and look for her
> Find her immediately while passing the dealer's room
> Her eyes are literally plate sized and those hoes from the table are around her again
> Spots me and trots over
> She shoves my drink at me then flees like Shinji back to the table
> Get out of her that since she recognized them from earlier, she decided to sit and chat
> Small talk went from fav animes to asking if she'd cosplay next year to asking if she had a room and if she wanted to come back and be the loli to their orgy
> "I never thought I'd see a dark lolita in real life"
> "How often do you masturbate?"
> "Do you think you could like piss play?"
> At that point I'd walked by
> She and her group come by an hour or so before we shut down
> Chase 'em off (not so politely)
> Last thing she says is "You wouldn't understand what its like to be a lesbian!"
> "I am a lesbian!"

Also found out later that Kaya is that girl from the lolicon porn game Girlish Grimoire or some such. And this girl and her group of peeing bitches are in my design class.

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>>8924710
I've been wanting to play Little Witch Romanesque, but one of the adult routes instead of the little girls you're in charge of raising. That's like trying to get your daughter to marry you in the Princess Maker games, it's just wrong.

>>8924722
Seriously, same on the older routes. I don't think I'd care but the fact that you're taking care of them and it feels like a daughter thing...Hard pass on their routes.

They're super cute though and I like art style for everything - I wonder if their other games are any good

This I never thought to post before because I'd put it out of my mind after blocking this person on FB but I figured why the hell not.

>know this girl in my local cosplay community
>not sure if she's autistic or what, seems to be living a normal life
>was on cheerleading squad and in karate competitions
>starts posting a lot on the FB group looking for dates to the convention formal
>suddenly has boyfriend, then doesn't like boyfriend, advertises looking to find a date to make boyfriend angry
>two autistic weebs battling each other for the right to escort her to the formal
>bigger/creepier weeb wins and starts planning his suit and even buys her flowers
>suddenly she dumps him
>causes autistic weeb to immediately start rage posting about how he'd bought her flowers and now he needs another date
>weeb girl starts weekly posting her closet cosplays, worst of all being Hannah Montanna in a party city shiny plastic wig
>convention comes around, spot Hannah Montanna at the con, it's worse in person
>after con ends, she cries to the FB group how sad and angry she is that no one recognized her or wanted her picture
>feel bad for her and tell her I liked her costume
>bad idea
>Hannah Motanna friends me on FB
>joins every group I'm in
>starts messaging me random things
>"Hey Anon I'm waiting for my boyfriend to come home! I haven't seen him in forever! I can't wait to see him!"
>dozens of messages like this
>try to be nice to her because obviously she's got something wrong mentally
>she keeps spamming me with messages and pictures of her cosplays
>showing me her 'beauty' photos which are just her with those apps that let you try on fake hair/eyelashes/digital makeup
>finally can't take it anymore and unfriend her
>Hannah Montanna goes silent
>haven't seen her posting at all since

>>8924544
Yo don't lump that faggoty faggot us with us autists, we don't want him. Faggot.

>>8916653
>Tell me about your next door neighbor who killed their dog to sacrifice him to Dio Brando.
What and idiot. Everyone know only the blood of Ringo joeSTAR could please Lord DIO.

>>8916790
I came here for horrifying weeb stories not knowing I'd be this horrified.

>>8924492
Jesus, get it through your head already: people aren't complaining about your use of the word "faggot" because they find it offensive; they're complaining about it because you're a faggot.

Look, here's some concrit: go rewrite your sperglord story into something that's actually readable. Wait a few months for this thread to die and a new one to pop up. Try again. If you actually make it comprehensible, no one will ever notice it's a repost. Maybe get asspats and kudos next time.

Or just keep being a faggot.

>>8924829
read
>>8924567

Even if it isn't offensive, it's a retarded thing to complain about.

>>8924774
damn, that kind of reminds me of a similar story I have
>crossdressing weeb guy at my university compliments me on my tights, we end up friends on facebook
>immediately he starts unloading very personal problems onto me
>tells me about his autism, depression, etc.
>tells me about drama at our school's anime club
>they won't let him join for some reason, he claims the leaders have something against him
>I act sympathetic but really I have no idea what he's talking about
>one day he disappears, facebook is deleted, I never saw him around campus anymore
I feel like if he killed himself I would have heard about it, but given his depression and stuff, I'm not sure what else could have happened...

>>8919080
>aged 11
>5 years later
underage b&

>>8924879
If it weren't for the crossdressing, I would assume this was a guy from my school.
>I was VP of college's Japanese culture club
>first meeting of the year, doing fun icebreakers and stuff, Japanese exchange students are there
>an hour or so into the meeting one of the Japanese girls gets really upset and leaves
>turns out this guy had put his hand on her thigh
>guy is autistic and claims he was just trying to be friends, that he was "protecting her" (from what we still don't fucking know)
>campus police are called, they call the guy's father to come pick him up
>me, later speaking to police officer, ask about preventing him from returning to club
>"well you know he's autistic"
>yes I fucking know but inappropriate behavior is still inappropriate, autism isn't an excuse
>"anon you're going to have to talk to him about that yourself"
>fucking what
>a few days later in the student center, club President and I see him & go to talk to him
>he says "my dad says it's better if I don't come back to the club"
>oh thank fuck

After a couple of years he did come back to the club but the officers then spoke to him very clearly about nothing inappropriate being tolerated, he didn't pull any shit like that again.

>>8924853
Just stop posting, god. You're annoying.

>>8922476
I'm sorry anon, I laughed out loud at this

This happened forever ago when Kuroshit wasn't as cringy as it is today...
>Be me, 14
>Cosplaying Alois Trancy, feeling cool because my dad went to Starbucks and let me walk around alone
>Get compliments, take pictures, get pictures taken, all good times
>"OMG! ALOIS-KUN KAWAIIII!!!"
>I pause, wondering if they're talking about me
>I don't even get to turn around, I heard the heavy thumping of footsteps
>Dodge that shit
>Look down, a hambeast is on the floor crying, "Oh my god... I think I broke my ankle..."
>Too shocked to do anything, so I run away hoping she just twisted it.

tldr; Hambeast tried to glomp me and she might have broken her ankle.

>>8925026
Hope she really broke it
Fucking sweaty hamplanets

>>8925026
>expecting anything better from Kuroshit fujoshits

>>8925026
For some reason I assumed this was a con-story thread, oops. That would have been better there. I have a weeaboo story to make up for it, though.

>Junior/senior years of high school
>There's this girl, let's call her E, huge weeb
>Mostly a weeb for things like LoZ, but also anime
>Long greasy hair that was always either in a ponytail or down
>Lives off of chocolate milk and potato chips
>My best friend my junior year hung out with her to talk about LoZ so I tolerated E
>This was a new school, so I tried out for my first play
>Got in, good times. E is in it too, but we keep our distance.
>One night we're doing dress rehearsals and I'm putting on my make up
>I have Polish af skin, that only certain BB creams match
>She picks up the bottle, and sees the hangul
>"Ohemgee!! Anon-chan I didn't know you were Japanese!"
>"I'm not, E, I just use Korean makeup."
>"Ohh, haha! I always knew you were HALF!"
>I'm super confused and just keep telling her I'm not any part Japanese.
>Tries convincing me I'm part Korean
>I'm not.
>She won't let it go, starts following me around
>Uses "-chan" at the end of my name.
>Lasts two years no matter how often I tell her to back off
>I had to make up a math test and end up in her classroom
>She squeals, "ANON-CHAAAAN!" From across the room and gets up to hug me.
>I don't snap, but the lid pops back.
>"E. Do not use Japanese shit on my name, that's disrespectful to me and the culture you're slaughtering."
>She giggled, "Ohhh! Are we not that close yet, Anon-san?"
>I snap, the lid is fully off.
>"No. No. Do not call me, 'san', do not call me 'chan' do not call me any of those things."
>I'm not screaming but I'm not calm either. She had been doing this since the makeup incident no matter how often I told her to stop.
>"B-but anon! You're my senpai and you like anime..."
>"Yes, E, I like anime. But I'm not your senpai and I don't go shitting out Japanese words thinking it's cute."
>"B-but you are... Japanese."
>no words

>>8925031
Honestly, now that I'm older and more bitter towards the world, I hope so too.

>>8925034
I didn't even know that fujoshits existed back then, lol. I knew some people were cringy but I had no idea it went that far (and even more so.) It was a major wakeup call, I ended up calling my dad and begging him to walk with me again.

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>>8925051
Part two, because I was telling my roommate about all my crazy E stories after posting that. This is prior to the lid-snapping.

>Cast party at TGIF on the last day of the play
>My mom calls me last minute saying she can't drive me nor can she pick me up to take me home
>fuck.jpeg
>E hears and begs her parents to drive me to TGIF.
>I take the ride because I'm not sitting at the school for three hours at night.
>Watch E interact with her parents.
>"Nyaa~"
>Holy shit. She's nya-ing and rubbing against her mother like a cat.
>Her mother pats her head.
>This girl is 17/18 years old.
>I'm weirded out, but it doesn't stop and her parents keep laughing
>In the car
>E is leaning across me so she can nya and do cat paws at her parents in the front seat
>Her mom reaches back and pets her
>Everyone's laughing
>I'm incredibly uncomfortable.
>"Okaaaaa-saaaan, did you know Anon-chan is a real life Japanese!?"
>"Oh, how nice sweetie!"
>I speak up, "Oh, I'm not Japanese."
>"Yes she is, Oka-san! She uses Japanese makeup!"
>I don't even try, I just accept my fate and stare out the window, willing for TGIF to appear.
>Her parents endorse this shit.
>Get my friend Tre to drive me home, because he is a sane person and I could not stand another 20 minutes on the weeb-train.

>>8925051
I want more stories about delusional weebs like this.
That's a really scary thought for me, meeting someone just so out of tune with reality and just hearing what they want to hear.

I would've told her to go fuck herself.

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>>8925067

>>8925067
That's fucking hilarious.

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>>8925084
Pretty much did after I snapped at her in that math class. I was so done with her shit, I couldn't take it anymore. She kept apologizing to me, but would say things like, "I'm so gomen, anon-ch... I mean anon." She's probably 19/20 now, and I never bothered unfriending her on FB... She's still cringy. Always posting things like the actions in asterisk and stuff like she's a bad role-player. She did try talking to me a few times, asking for advice on her drawings. I'm normally not very assertive so I would just say, "I don't know." an walk away... The lid-snapping event was very uncommon of me, lmao. But yeah, she's so delusional, and I'm honestly a bit concerned that her current/first boyfriend is taking advantage of that. I don't let myself get involved, though. I finished the E chapter of my life years ago.

>>8925090
That pupper cheered me up, I'm having severe post traumatic weeb disorder right now.

>>8925111
At least my misery is good for something in this world.

>>8924981
>>"well you know he's autistic"
>>yes I fucking know but inappropriate behavior is still inappropriate, autism isn't an excuse
>>"anon you're going to have to talk to him about that yourself"
>>fucking what

My jimmies are rustled. If you're autistic, that doesn't give you a free pass to do inappropriate things and if you're so effected mentally that you can't understand why touching someone's thigh without their permission is wrong then they shouldn't be allowed to go places unattended.

>>8925026
Speaking of Kuroshit and weeaboo horrors..

A couple years ago there was an Alois cosplayer who took being IC (because Alois is a little sadistic bastard) to a whole new level and bragged online about harassing and bullying other Kuroshitsuji cosplayers and even stealing money out of one's wallet.

>>8925026
>underaged cosplaying also underaged male prostitute
You were basically wearing a giant bullseye on your back, anon.

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>be me, freshman in high school
>draws on white skinny jeans like pic related, but with MCR lyrics + images thrown in there as well
>goes to like, second high school dance ever with friends
>is doing the general "dancing in circle with friends thing"
>a couple of senior guys come up to us. "You guys are cute! Anon you should meet our friend."
>wat.jpg
>continue to nod/whatever until they go away, too awkward to say anything
>they come back with said friend
>he looks sketchy af, greasy hair, scrawny, creeper.
>"anon you really are so cute!" "uh, thanks?”
>later on, me and friend are getting ice cones at the stand in the hall.
>Sitting against wall while eating
>this dude comes back, kneels in front of me and gets way too close
>”Anon, I really like your pants. I want to get in your pants. Can I?” WHILE TOUCHING MY THIGH
>Friend grabs my hand & says “Get away from my girlfriend!” (not actually dating but thank you friend)
>He leaves, we finish our cones and go back to the dance
>later we’re in the hall chilling bc its hot in the gym
>First group of guys comes + more, and the creeper guy and SURROUNDS US.
>First guy who talked to me says “Anon, my friend here really likes you. He has a hard time finding girlfriends, Will you date him?”
>Kid walks up to me expecting me to fall to his knees or smth?
>I’m frozen in terror
>Friend grabs my hand & pushes the guys out of the way & we leave the school

We ended up going to get coffee nearby. I told my older sister about it after, and she said he’s done similar stuff to other girls. Not the most horrifying, but it did traumatize 14 year old me

>>8925292
That's extremely creepy.

>>8919006
A classmate of mine did it once, got called to the director's office, it was a huge deal for some reason.Teachers just couldn't stop shaming her for it.

>>8924578
Yeah same I thought he was trying too hard and sounded 12.
It was mostly the word "faggoty" it sounds dumb as fuck.

>>8925600
Called to the directors office? A boy in my primary school got sent home for a month for "sexual harassment". The kid was nine.

>>8925253
I was fourteen, lmao, I just liked his design and especially his jacket.

>>8916731

You don't wear sweats in the summer?

OT but,
>reading this thread in my room
>hear a familiar swish swish sound from the bathroom
>get there
>roommate using my bath sponge to wash his cat's litter box
WHO DOES THAT
>tfw motherfucker used my shower gel too

>>8927604
Okay that is nasty as fuck and I hope you do something because that's a health hazard and he could have made you really sick. Who knows what else of yours he's been using to clean unsanitary things with.

>>8918047
The only traumatic public restroom experience I had in my life was also in Italy, so this brought back memories.

>Go into restroom.
>All doors are locked, except for one.
>Open the door.
>Important note: I could normally open it, no forcing it like the other stories
>There's a woman standing there, naked.
>Clothes und underwear are lying on the floor, she's butt naked, not joking.
>She turns around and starts yelling in Italian.
>Slams the door closed.
>Then locks the door.

Happened almost 10 years ago, but I will never forget. Why would you go completely naked in a toilet stall?

I love how this topic is 50% weaboo stories and 50% toilet stories

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>>8927904

>>8927916
the toilet stories are always the best ones, anon

I was once the bad toilet while being weebed on.

>have crohns
>in lolita at con
>look kinda androgynous i guess?
>hamplanet convinced im a "kawaii yaoi boy crossdresser"
>sudden bathroom need despite being careful with food
>hamplanet follows me to the bathroom and pushes past me
>"kawaii-kun this is the girls room!"
>she's blocking the stalls and wont move
>fart
>oh no
>suddenly all hell breaks loose
>liquid shit running down my legs and onto the floor
>"eeew what's that smell? Who pooped?"
>she realizes and flips her shit
>calls me un-kawaii and leaves
>run into a stall without locking it properly because of panic
>someone knocks on the door hard and it opens
>mutual screaming and door slamming
>clean up as best i can and finish business
>go straight home because fuck this day

My outfit was fine, no stains or lingering smell. and i know it was just a stupid accident due to a pain in the ass medical issue, but i still feel so much shame.

>>8928030
Should have informed security that hambeast prime was obstructing you

>>8928130
I would have, but i was already so embarrassed.

>first week of my first year of uni
>awkward and autistic and in a new city where I know nobody
>see that there is a sci-fi/fantasy club at the uni that has anime nights
>go along to the first one which was meant to be a meet and greet thing
>greeted by morbidly obese girl with glasses and incredibly pink skin
>mention my interest in the anime nights
>turns out she's the anime rep
>she asks me what anime I like
>I'd only ever watched Fist Of The North Star
>she says "not heard of that one, I'm mostly into yaoi, I'd show it all the time at the club if I was allowed"
>I go autistically quiet
>"oh no need to be scared, I don't bite" she says
>she then leans about 3cm from my face and snaps her teeth at me
>"unless you want me to"
>spend the next three hours in awkward silence due to first fujoshi encounter

I never returned after that, but several of my friends had similar experiences with her. She was big into BDSM, and at the club's social events she had a tendency to try and tie new members to chairs, not necessarily with their consent.

>guy in my class in secondary school
>was bullied in years 7 and 8 due to openly playing Yu-Gi-Oh
>was first in the year to grow proper facial hair and styled it into large sideburns and gelled his hair to look like Wolverine
>obsessed with wolves
>would do animal growl sound when angry
>first class back after Christmas holidays
>we both got Wiis and Twilight Princess for Christmas
>talking about the game with him
>he talks about how hot Midna is when she transforms into her true form at the end
>he says "I wouldn't mind being raped by her if you know what I mean"

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>>8928155
>preferring ugly princess lady to qt tease imp Midna
what a fucking pleb

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>>8917216
oh jesus

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>>8917310
>that is one of my fears of public toilets, that and seeing someones head poking underneath. or just someone getting really close to the locked stall and looking through the cracks

HERE'S A STORY JUST FOR YOU

>>8928424
>/k/ in a nutshell

>>8928424
That's kinda sexy. Except for the shitting part..

>>8928472

yes

yes it is

>>8927604
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet anon.

>>8917216
Anon I hope that you are ok and got any therapy or mental help you might have needed because jesus christ that guy is a horrible person

>>8917565
IMO, when you go for an exhange program for a whole month, you should have to go through some kind of interview to make sure that you have the maturity to A: be so far away from home for that much time and B: understand that different countries have differenct social norms and that you should at least try to understand at respect those.

The story still sounds fake, though.

>>8917255
Yeah made that mistake with a coworker. Now he won't shut up about Naruto...

>>8928147
I know I'm going to sound like tumblr now, but people who pull shit like this needs to be publically shamed.

>>8924544
for whatever reason "REEEEEEE" made me laugh and think that the other anon is one of those spitting dinosaurs. kek

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Not really too bad

>At a local con with friends
>Its at a campus so everything is in separate buildings and you gotta walk outside to get to certain places
>Walking down a path meeting friends at dealers room
>Holding hands with bf and talking
>Out of fucking no where a group of snk cosplayers are running and screaming their heads off
>Looks like a damn stampede
>Bf isn't wearing cosplay but is wearing a snk shirt to fit in with the crowd
>A Hanji cosplayer rips us apart and grabs bf in the shoulders screaming
>"HAVE YOU SEEN SONNY AND BEAN"
>Bf is just starring at her and moves away
>We go to the dealers room he buys a t shirt and changes into that

She actually apologized for doing that and said it was the hype of the moment but jesus christ. That group was rowdy literally the whole con and was bothering people trying to be in character.

I guess ill throw younger me under the bus.

>Senior year in HS
>Latin class
>This girl was into anime and other nerdy stuff, ill call her (P)rincess.
>She was a junior.
>One day she was sketching someone from Jojos Bizzare Adventure
>I've never watched it myself but knew a few things about the show.
>ask her if I can see her sketchbook.
>she passes it to me and I skim through the pages
>Hey that's pretty good!
>she says thanks as I pass it back to her.
>few months pass, and since we (her,me and 2 other girls (A & R) was in a table, I got pretty close to them as friends.
>that's what I tricked myself into believing.
>Find out that P is in Chorus and into Cosplay.
>There was a point system where if you go out to school events you get some cool stuff.
>I go out to the Concert.
>Whole auditorium is full, no where to sit
>leaning against the back wall near door.
>head back out to cafeteria area where I redeem my points and begin to head out.
>see her father walk in (because I remember her leaving with him once before)
>talk to him and even say I had a crush on his daughter.
>show ends and still talking to him
>she walks out quickly and grabs his hand and runs out.
>she was probably scared seeing me there.
>next day I get confronted about it
>She asks why I was there.
>try to lie, knowing I was caught.
>skip ahead to end of year
>Football friend tells me I should buy a Christmas gift for her.
>I buy about 100$ of scarves and other accessories for her and her friends.
>I leave a little note saying my true feelings in (P) bag.
>class is just watching a movie so I just head out to the hall and sit against a locker.
>They come out and sit across from me.
>just listening to music so I pretend to ignore em.
Cont.

>>8930071
>they get my attention somehow.
>P says "Sorry anon but I'm demisexual horomantic"
>don't know what the fuck that even is
>I say ok and just sit there looking into my lap silently.
>I get up eventually and head back into class in my seat.
>R comes in and says I shouldn't have made it so obvious that I liked her.
>I nod silently.
>The bell rings and everyone is getting on the buses.
>I try to simply become her friend, but I came on too strong.
>since I have been borderline stalking her, I knew which bus she rode.
>after she boards I follow pursuit and grab her shoulder to get (P)s attention.
>I'm sorry for being creepy but can we be friends?
>She's speechless
>I hurry back to my own bus
>get a text
>I don't want to be friends Anon. I already have a GF and she'd be in trouble if she saw me texting her.
>deletes her number off my phone
>sad as fuck when I get home
>gets over it for the moment.
>a few months later we cross paths at a convention.
>she seemed to be wearing lolita
>it was awkward to say the least.
>I simply toss her an apple (which was her favorite fruit) and just continue walking the other way.
>Last time we cross paths she was helping pass out yearbooks at the pre-grad party.
>she doesn't ask for my school ID because she knew.
>after a long silent stare, I just simply say, "good luck with your life (p).

I mean I was pretty normal around every one else and liked by everyone back in HS but that was the cringe of it all. It's only now I realized how much of a stalker/creep I was being.

>>8930100
>I mean I was pretty normal around every one else and liked by everyone back in HS but that was the cringe of it all. It's only now I realized how much of a stalker/creep I was being.
Only by Tumblr standards. And that assumes you're a guy. You don't say, but if you're a girl, by Tumblr standards you didn't even go far enough.

I mean, this is how pairing-up has gone on in Western civilization since we got rid of arranged marriage. Unless you're leaving out some important detail, I don't see how this is even remotely creepy. She's the cringy one here, worrying that she'll get in trouble with her GF for even texting you, running away because she sees you at a public event, etc.

>>8930100
>I simply toss her an apple (which was her favorite fruit) and just continue walking the other way.
I too like to pretend my life is an anime

>>8930260
I was also wondering how the fuck someone would just randomly have a fruit, much less their crush's favorite, at hand. In a con.

>>8930208
Troll-kun, please go.

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>>8930071
>>8930100

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I am also going to throw myself under the bus.

This was how I talked, online and in real life, in 2009.
It got so bad that my mom ended up sending me to classes to learn how to have conversations like a normal human being. I was severely autistic and seriously thought that my anime boyfriend was real.

>screamed things like "NOSEBLEEEED" and "KAWAIIII" during church of all things
>also cosplayed to church one time
>exclusively listened to caramell and toybox
>roleplayed as a cat online and made weeby rp videos using my webkinz
>listened to vocaloid music and imagined i was a vocaloid along with my anime boyfriend

Somehow thinking back on all of that is both embarrassing and nostalgic. I wish I still had that kind of freedom, but I'm glad I know how to behave properly and have friends now.

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>>8930333
>kawaii chibi baka

thanks for the bravery anon

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>>8930333
my god anon, thankfully you changed

>>8930333
>cosplayed in church

I-I drew yaoi fanart in church, but I was in the back running the microphones, so no one saw.

>>8928424
>"I said No Thank You"
kek'd

>>8930322
What your problem is I don't know; nothing I said was trolling, but, I will go anyway, because I feel stupid having earnestly answered something that was clearly fiction.

>>8930333
>do you find this valuable?

sure did

>>8924437
No, I'm from WI
But sorry you had a similar situation

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I'm particularly salty after work today, so I'll share

>Be me in 8th grade, one of those "I'm not like other girls" kind of people, not at all subtle about my power level
>Friends are mostly band kids, and there's a 6th grader, we'll call him Peter
>Peter finds out I like anime and immediately becomes my friend, which I didn't mind at first because I'd just learned to deal with my anxiety/depression and lost most of my old friends because of it
>"Well, he's into anime so it can't be that bad, right?"
>Have another friend we'll call Jasper, who I was really close with
>We were both weebs, but relatively casual about it so it was fun
>Peter would constantly interrupt Jasper/try to force his way into our conversations
>"Hey, Anon, you know what your name would be in Japanese?"
>Literally my name pronounced with an engrish accent
>Became his friend recently after the release of Pokemon HGSS, so I was super into that
>Peter would hover and watch me play while constantly being over-critical of how I played, telling me I was using the wrong moves/etc
>One day, Jasper comes in really upset
>Jasper has a borderline emotionally abusive relationship with her grandmother, and her grandmother essentially called her ugly/greasy, constantly mentions that Jasper will be the reason she dies
>I'm sitting alone with her, trying to console her
>Peter comes up and acts like nothing is even going on, constantly asking "how the otakus are doing" and trying to bring up dumb weeby shit
>I snap at him because obviously Jasper is extremely upset and doesn't want to hear his bullshit
>"W-Why do all the otakus hate me" and he skulks off
>For some goddamn reason forgive him later because I don't like being mean/hurting feelings at such a young age

>>8930360
It's good to know I'm not totally alone, but god, it really was pretty extreme.

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>>8930569
>Two years later, sophomore in high school
>Have a new group of friends, still into anime but a lot more low-key about it now
>Ride the bus to school every day because my parents work schedules don't allow for me to get a ride to school
>First day of school, head to the bus stop with my headphones in like normal
>Who else at said bus stop but PETER
>Hoping to ignore him but he recognizes me, immediately starts conversation
>Didn't really want to talk to him but there were only like three kids total at that bus stop, so casually talk with him
>It'd been a couple years, maybe he'd changed since then
>Still pretty weeby, but now claims to be an avid game collector
>Constantly talks about rare japanese only games that are expensive as hell online and that he can't get his hands on for whatever reason
>Deal with this as best I can for the beginning of the year, then my birthday rolls around
>"Hey anon, what do you want for your birthday? I can check some game stores near where I live if there's anything you specifically want
>Tell him that I've been looking for a copy of the original Digimon World game for PS1, but they never have it and it's over 300 dollars on Amazon
>"You're wrong, anon, that's more expensive than earthbound so there's no way it's that expensive or hard to find"
>make the mistake of inviting him to my birthday party because I'm trying to be friendly
>A few days before get a text from my friend
>"Hey anon, there's a guy who has a crush on you that I really think you should date"
>Goes on to describe Peter while insulting my previous boyfriend
>Salty, but politely decline because I don't want to be too mean
>Birthday party rolls around, generally a good time with a lot of close friends including Jasper
>Peter shows up, gives me a gift bag
>It's an NES with a couple Megaman games
>Kind of flattered, tell him thank you because I love Megaman and Megaman 2 was my favorite
>"It's no problem anon, that's the spare one
I never use
(2/?)

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>>8930579
>Later into the party he's talking to my brother about the tedious care routine for the console, also talking about the megaman games
>My brother is also a huge fan of magaman, so he excitedly talks back
>Peter starts talking like he's gonna reveal a huge secret about the games
>"The cool thing is, when you beat the bosses in megaman, you get their powers to use"
>Next day find out that as he was leaving he asked out Jasper on a pity date, possibly to try to make me jealous
>Within about two weeks Jasper breaks up with him, telling me his friends and him were super creepy
>One of Peter's friends had licked her neck at some point for no reason
>A while after the birthday event, things are kind of normal with Peter
>He starts talking to me about a local convention
>"Hey, you're going, right anon? I should come with you"
>Don't want him anywhere near my room at a con, luckily I'm going with other friends so I say I don't have the authority to include him
>"Oh wait, I know one of them! We're really good friends!"
>mfw
>The conevntion rolls around and there's no word of Peter
>Talk with the friend he claimed to know. Turns out said friend really dislikes him, but he can't take the hint
>Go the rest of the year dealing with typical weeaboo buillshit, but nothing extreme
>Forward to senior year, I rarely talk to Peter anymore, but I do acknowledge him when he sits next to me or talks to me
>Decided I'm going into game design, so he constantly tries to talk to me about video games
>Manages to get a lot of information about said games wrong, telling me he's played Bioshock Infinite and proceeding to talk about a level that didn't exist in Infinite, let alone any Bioshock game
>Start to become close friends with Peter's supposed friend from earlier, who we'll call Evan
>I have a small crush on Evan, but he has a crush on another girl who we'll call Beatrice
(3/?)

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>>8930587
>Start hanging with Beatrice, who was super chill even though she gave me a huge weeaboo vibe
>Come to find out she's also friends with Peter, and genuinely doesn't see a problem with him
>Peter is still talking with me, but getting slightly creepier as time goes on
>One day he sits next to me and has a ton of art supplies and a sketch book
>He has prismacolors so I'm a little curious about his art, ask him to show me
>"Oh, yeah, I can show you anon!"
>The first picture he shows me is goddamn pony rape porn
>ON A SCHOOL BUS IN PUBLIC
>"Do you think it looks okay anon? I'm worried about the quality of it"
>Too in shock so I just nod my head and try to ignore him the rest of the bus ride
>Closer to the end of the year, Evan, Beatrice and I have all become pretty good friends and we hang out regularly
>Evan tries convincing Beatrice that Peter is really creepy, she shouldn't be friends with him for various reasons
>Beatrice considers it, tells us that Peter has been groping her boobs, putting his hand on her thigh, and being extremely handsy even though she has absolutely no interest in him
>Eventually Beatrice has enough of it and tells Peter she doesn't want to be friends with him anymore because he's being a creep to her
>Peter goes into full buttblasted friendzone mode, convinced that everyone is out to get him and that's why Beatrice isn't interested in him
>Beatrice also rides my bus, essentially asks me to sit by her/deter Peter
>I do, and Peter always sits behind us and leers
>During this time span, Evan and I start dating
>One day Beatrice stays home due to her mom's health, so Peter sits next to me
>Starts talking to me about not understanding why Beatrice doesn't want to be around him, she's ignoring him, it's not his fault, etc
>Eventually starts blaming Evan for it, saying it wasn't until they were friends that Beatrice was uncomfortable around him
(4/?)

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>>8930598
>I get kind of angry at this point, telling him that Evan has absolutely nothing to do with it and that there was no reason to try to bring him into it
>Peter stays quiet the rest of the bus ride to school
>I try to make it painfully obvious to Peter every time he talks to me that I'm on Beatrice's side, hoping he'll stop trying to be buddies with me
>He still never takes the hint
>Continue the rest of the year trying to avoid him, eventually graduate and get the fuck out
>Haven't spoken to him since
>Later find nudes of him on the internet, thank god I don't ever have to face him again
>Evan still keeps me up to date on his cringe stories since they have classes together
>Peter is apparently now dating a furry, makes his "gay pride" painfully obvious by starting a project with pictures of him and his boyfriend kissing

I haven't personally spoken to Peter since graduation, but I guess my brother still sees him every now and then at our local gaming shop. Every time they run into each other it turns into Peter whining that none of us hang with him anymore because Beatrice told us all he raped her, which never happened. We all think it's pathetic that he's still so buttblasted over it though.

>>8930579
>I've been looking for a copy of the original Digimon World game for PS1, but they never have it and it's over 300 dollars on Amazon
Totally off topic but I fucking love that game. I found a copy at a game store years ago for about $50, but when I brought it home it wouldn't load past the PlayStation logo. Had to bring it back and sadly watch the store rep try to get it to work on their console before he admitted defeat and refunded me. Haven't seen another copy since.

>>8930579

Fucking hell I've been looking for it for so long as well.

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>>8930606
>>8930713
>Tfw you have two working copies

>>8930569
>>8930579
>>8930587
>>8930598
>>8930605
It's stories like this that make me feel grateful that my weeb group of friends all dated/perved on each other and not me. They ended up all marrying each other too.

>>8928030
>crohns
May God have mercy on your soul anon

>>8929743
>Not really too bad

>>At a local con with friends
>>Its at a campus so everything is in separate buildings and you gotta walk outside to get to certain places
>>Walking down a path meeting friends at dealers room
>>Holding hands with bf and talking
>>Out of fucking no where a group of snk cosplayers are running and screaming their heads off
>>Looks like a damn stampede
>>Bf isn't wearing cosplay but is wearing a snk shirt to fit in with the crowd
>>A Hanji cosplayer rips us apart and grabs bf in the shoulders screaming
>>"HAVE YOU SEEN SONNY AND BEAN"
>>Bf is just starring at her and moves away
>>We go to the dealers room he buys a t shirt and changes into that

>She actually apologized for doing that and said it was the hype of the moment but jesus christ. That group was rowdy literally the whole con and was bothering people trying to be in character.

Riley?

>>8930606
Did you try rubbing sind pine so on it? My Tomba 2 disc wouldn't load like that, and I rubbed the back with some on a cloth and now it runs like it's brand new. Also mashed bananas.

>>8930854
Whoops, some not sind. Still getting used to this new phone.

>>8930854
Not that anon but you know tomba!? Be my friend pls.

>>8930605
That guy has got to have some sort of disorder.

>>8930849
Who?

>>8930854
pine so? I'm guessing you meant something else