Regretsy General

>>8899950
I know their city's slogan is "Keep Austin Weird," but this is just crazy

>>8899952
What's the deal with that slogan? A ton of cities use it now.

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OP here, dumping some stuff.

>>8900015
how and why would you think this would sell?

>>8900018
Deco Tape worm.

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Forgot the best one.

>>8900015
>115 reviews

please tell me none of their other stock is presented as disgustingly as this. i refuse to believe.

>>8900018
silly string?

>>8900026
vagina-kei
>>8900063
penis-kei

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>>8900065
Another product of theirs.

>These pants are inspired by all of the bloomers and under pants that were worn throughout history. They are for ease of bathroom use when wearing corsets, skirts and other things that make removing entire pieces of your outfit difficult!! It also eliminates COLD TOILET SEAT!

>Pants are made from 100% cotton in LOTS of colors, Seams at the crotch are folded finished seams so they look GREAT, and FEEL great while wearing them.

>>8900077
Also, the wording on this is so.. wrong.
>open crotch bloomers
>easy to use bathroom when wearing too many layers!
>no more cold toilet seat!

But.. all this implies the wearer isn't wearing any kind of ACTUAL underwear.

>>8900063
>a cocktail party
This has to be a troll

>>8900090
it's staring at me...

>>8900099
It's supposed to be festive lingerie so I'm guessing that's a nightmare fuel gingerbread man.

>>8900085
things i don't want to think about

also

>>8900077
>173 reviews
WHY

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>>8900090
>wanna play a game

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>>8900090

It's this, right?

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this is $150

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This is $118

It's not a regretsy thread without SindyOriginalArt

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It's from Storenvy, but it still counts right?

>>8900147
How? It doesn't even have a nose.

>>8900165
>>8900168
They're the one who sells stolen photography made into poster sizes, aren't they? That and their elementary school art projects.

>>8900202
I dunno, this is actually kinda cute? Or is it $50+ ?

>>8900198
that they are.

>>8900206
it's $12 or you can buy it in a set with like a hairclip or something for $20. But it's literally just painted sea shells glued to a ribbon.

Anyone know what store sold that biscuit clip that turned out to be a real biscuit glued to a clip?

>>8900194
>gun charm
What? Sans isn't associated with guns at all.

>>8900018
Toothpaste kei

>>8900015
>super full skirt
Clearly the title is compensating for something

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>>8900212

>>8900152
Someone slapped a shrinky dink onto a piece of licorice

>>8900026
oh god no...it looks like a crusty, blood vagina. why this.

>>8900194
this is why toby didn't want people making merch

>>8900174
What is this

>>8900174
It looks like it wants to die

>>8900327
it's supposed to be a chocolate chip biscuit.

>>8900327
Looks like a pancake having an existential crisis.

>>8900276
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

>>8899950
But what happens when all the soap is melted???

>>8900433
that's what makes it edgy

>>8900433
It's "for decorative purposes only" because the razor blade hasn't been dulled and also "the soap may make the blade rust" so yeah, pointless and stupid all around.

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"Alice in Wonderland Inspired Card Hat
Materials: Top Hat, Knitted Scarf, Playing Cards, Feathers, Felt, Fabric, Lace"

>>8900228
Dearie?

>>8900085
I don't wanna be a party-pooper (and you may already know this) but this is like bloomers you wear with Victorian-era period clothing. The women wore so many layers, they wore open-crotch bloomers so they could squat at their chamber pots or whatever else and just go without having to undress. If you're a reenactor, it'd be easier to wear these then undress halfway to pull down your undies (although if you're using a modern toilet, it'd be a challenge to hold up the crinolines/hoopskirts and other petticoats and stuff anyways). The only thing really cringey imo is the photo and COLD TOILET SEAT!

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this is really well made, but like why??

>>8900669
by the number of them I've seen on etsy they must be popular

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>$450

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"cosplay wig scents"
>Butterbeer
whyyyy

>>8900669
>>8900670
yeah... so I'm gonna need a link.

>>8900450
how the fuck does etsy allow them to sell this, you know some dumbshit is gonna use it and hurt themself. just dull the blade, at least. put forth some minimal effort to make your product safe.

>>8900701
https://www.etsy.com/search/jewelry?q=grilled+cheese+&ref=esearch_group0

There's a whole array of grilled cheese items apparently!

Is this shit actually selling? Should I open a store with mediocre stuff as well? I'm pretty sure I could do better.

>>8900710
make some cheesy shit that eccentric middle-aged women would like and bam, you'll get sales.

>>8900669
For all the grilled cheese Sims?

>>8900021
Please don't tell me those are suppose to be soul gems from Madoka... It looks like those were shat out.

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>>8900228
Didn't have it but

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>>8901034
They are anon, they are

>>8900704
Honestly, these are pretty well made and I can see an appeal for some people.

>>8899950
If they put the blade in resin and then maybe soap it wouldn't be so fucking stupid
It'll be a rusty dangerous slimy mess that wouldn't even last as a display, jesus

>>8900673
$450 for what? Because there's just so much to look at.

>>8900675
I actually would buy these? I'm always worried about my wigs smelling like factory or that "yeah it's been stuck in a storage bin for six months" smell and it's such a hassle to wash them when they're right out of the bag and you've never worn them.

Usually I spritz a little bit of Bath & Body Works antibacterial spray into every sealed bag for my wigs and costumes so when I unpack them everything smells like Japanese Cherry Blossom or the like but dang, I like their scents better.


On a slightly related note, has anyone gone into AA and seen at least three booths dedicated to 'nerdy' beauty products like bath bombs, handmade soaps, mixed scents, etc? It's like they came out of nowhere.

>>8901101
Yeah, but I like it. I got my husband some nice smelling Fire Bender soap at a con last year. Beauty products and nerdy stuff are 2 things I love and mixing them is kinda fun.

>>8901101
Can't you just use regular perfume anon?

Who knows what this person made these "sents" out of

>>8901127
I could and I do, but if it were made by someone who knew what they were doing, I'd definitely buy a silly scent like Butterbeer or something.

>>8901101
yeah, I think a lot of it has to do with the explosion of the Pokeball bath bombs from Fizzy Fairy Apothecary. Everyone seems to be doing them now, since hers exploded all over the place.

>>8900673
$450 for what? For her to go away?
>>8900675
I'd actually buy those.

>>8900021
It looks like she was making Fimo biscuits and glued them onto a marble. I know working with clay is hard if you don't have much experience, and that making small items is tricky, but dear god. These are so lumpy and deformed. How can someone not see how shit they are? All you have to do is smooth the clay out, bake the fiddly pieces at the top separately, and cut off strips to thin it out until it looks passable. It wouldn't be great, but it'd be a million times better than this.

>>8900704
grilled cheese coord when

>>8900823
I'm so glad they brought that back in Sims 4.

>>8901097
>>8901335
That "wig"

>>8901951
It's like a shitty spider web made out of cheap yarn.

>>8901951
I like the idea, however the execution is horrific.

>>8901041
Thanks Anon I was looking for this.

>>8899956
Like with most hipsters, everyone wants to be from Portland.

>>8900664
In all honesty I've done this. Its definitely tricky to do still but it does save you from having to dig your bloomers out from under the corset and then wiggle them back in under again. They overlap kind of like wrap pants (I don't have a picture to show this more clearly sorry) and are sewn in a way that you won't flash someone accidentally or get a cold draft across the coot but they're easy to part and almost completely bare your backside when in the right position for bathroom needs.

As to using modern toilets.... Back when I was at a living history museum, we had a single bathroom that was employee only and was also our dressing room. It was reasonably spacious since the house had been lived in well into modern times and only the public sections were restored. To go you'd have to catch the back of your skirts, lift, step back towards the toilet, plunk the skirts down over the tank and then blindly reach under and get your bloomers in order. You've basically got the entire toilet encapsuled in your dress. I've had to rescue my mom once because she got her hoop caught on the piping and couldn't turn around.

>>8900675
Butterbeer tends to be a more vanilla butterscotch smell than anything alcoholic.

>>8901127
I agree! especially since the bottles look so thrown together! Plus it would give me a headache to smell butterbeer all day on my head. >>8901146

>>8900174
Oh god, for a second the pink text the in the corner made me think that this was something released by AP. I got worried.

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>>8900388

https://www.etsy.com/listing/242120935/bdsm-porcupine-quill-covered-vibrator

>>8900669
It's quirky, I'll give it that. Some people like to wear things that are silly and kind of dumb because they think it's fun. If it's well made like this, I don't see a problem with it as a style.

>>8900015
aaaaaAAAAAAA
I'm mostly assblasted by the fact that those bloomers could fit two of me but this is going into eyebleach-needed territory

>>8900063
>calling a dick a yummy delight
whatever floats your boat sweetie

>>8900191
we already had maxi pad headdresses, now get ready for maxi pad carneval masks

Anyone have experience with Himi or Cutiemori - storenvy?

I made an order, expecting delivery in 2 weeks...

>>8905670
I don't think a REGRETsy thread is the right place for this, unless you ordered shitty items for the lols

>>8905672
No, just a pair of shoes..

I just need it by 28th of March, so I am paranoid about it not delivering in time...

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>>8905491
jesus christ what

>>8900212

makes you really cum to church on sundays.

>>8905491
>for those with a quilling fetish

w-what

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>>8905491
>https://www.etsy.com/listing/242120935/bdsm-porcupine-quill-covered-vibrator
HOLY SHIT I thought this was going to be cutesy and one of those jelly "spiked" vibrators but no, they're -actual fucking porcupine quills-

>for those with a quilling fetish
>mfw

>>8905396
#livinghistoryproblems

>>8905491
Don't forget the beaver fur vibrator for your lover with a furry fetish.

>>8905491
On the one hand, it says it's not for genital use or insertion, which is a relief.
On the other hand... yikes.

>>8905693
The setup was too easy but it didn't stop it from being funny.

>>8905491
wtf the one with the feathers

>>8905810
What is the intended purpose of these if they aren't even meant to be used?? Do people keep them on their coffee tables as decorative art pieces?

>>8900157
is...is that a mesh produce bag? what hte fuck

>>8900209
yeah and diamond earrings are literally just cut up rocks with a hook attached

it's pretty and seems to be made carefully

>>8906138
well it's for BDSM play so i would guess theyd apply it to other sensitive areas for kicks

>>8900669
Fuck that, I'll buy the shit out of this.

>>8900021

As a PMMM cosplayer, this wounds me deeply.

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Why would you post an unflattering photo of a costume your trying to sell? Especially if it's not showing it all.

>>8906169
to be fair this was the worst item in a shop filled with with well made beautiful hats.

>>8906172
well here's the link, knock yourself out.
https://www.etsy.com/nz/listing/247104216/galaxy-mermaid-choker

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It could be yours for $98.86

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This one's available for $836.50

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>>8906599
please tell me you're fucking joking.

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>>8900174
>>8900388
I can totally see that

>>8906600
That's nothing some of her stuff is over $1000

>>8906620
Clearly this is a function piece in many ways for outdoors men.

>Plaid to match your shirts
>Compass in case you get loss
>Fake insects functioning as an identification guide for any real insects encountered

>>8901276
I work at a toy store and we've counterfeit pokemon mini-figures in a huge bin (6 for 99 cents) forever, but people making the bath bombs have wiped us out.
Some of them look okay, but I can't wait for someone to get one of the rejects out of their bath bomb.

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>>8906518
handmade not by me

It has paint and glitter just slapped on then glued to a piece of ribbon with a 20 cent children's bracelet attached. It's not even straight. This must be your store anon.

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>230 dollarydoos

Mate these look like bedsheets.

>>8899950
how the fuck is this related to deadmau5
i used to be a diehard deadmau5/EDM in general fan and even i can't find a connection (other than the fact deadmau5 himself might appreciate the cynicism of this)

>>8906518
I saw this and felt so bad for it that I almost actually bought it...

>>8907139
>fits up to a size 12
>dresses still doesn't fit seller

Guuuurrrllll

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Yours for 80 bucks because the buyer didn't want to give the girl the last payment . Can't imagine why...

>>8907142
OP here, she was bragging on the listing that every celebrity in the title had talked about her product.

>>8907187
As soon as I opened this, all I could imagine is this being worn for the filming of the Safety Dance music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

>>8907187
It's Lady Lovelylocks..

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>>8907258
Still not a very good attempt

>>8906172
There is some skill involved in cutting up those rocks and attaching them to hooks. There is considerably less skill involved in painting seashells and gluing them to a choker, and this seller seems to have done a bad job even so.
>>8906557
Ew, her face is all melty. Is this the only pic of the costume?

>>8907187
The perfect outfit for your next maypole party

>>8907152
A UK 12 is smaller than a US 12. I thought that was pretty common knowledge, but apparently this lady didn't bother checking the measurements.

>>8899950
>>8900433
It's like playing a game of passive-aggressive Russian roulette with the entire household.

>>8901146
Have you looked at some of the nerd catering makeup places online? I bet one of them has a butterbeer scent. Some place like Black Phoenix or something.

>>8907139
>they are adult dresses
at least she's aware enough to know it looks like a pinterest mom's rejects.

>>8907446
Fucking kek

>>8907187
Why do people never iron their shit? Who thinks that wrinkles are a sign of good craftsmanship?

>>8900028
I like these, they're cleanly done. I personally wouldn't buy them, but I wouldn't side eye somebody that did.

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>>8905491
>Porcupine quills have 'barbs' on the tips, designed to slide in easily, but catch the skin on the barbs when the quills are pulled out.
oh god no

>>8906590
>butchering my child like this

>>8906605
link please. i need to see this for myself, thats crazy.

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>>8910899
>'my child'
>melanie martinez
>weird ageplay adult baby shit
>'my child'

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>>8911006
b-but I've liked her since the voice....

>>8911006
>ageplay adult baby shit
>what is a gimmick
Are you 12? Do you also think Lady Gaga wears meat dresses at home?

She can't be an ageplayer or adult baby since all of her songs deal with adult topics sung in a very adult manner, the baby shit is just tongue-in-cheek.

>>8907187
I wanna redesign it t b h

>>8910953
here you go
https://www.etsy.com/nz/shop/JenevieveBordeaux

>>8911202
Is there something I'm missing with this jewelry? Because I'm not seeing what warrants those prices.

>>8900174
majora's mask shoop nao

>>8911520
she is the reason why the advice to pay yourself an hourly wage is not always good advice

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>>8900090

>>8911914
meant to reply to
>>8900099

>>8911202
>4 reviews; 5 stars

Just to be nice

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this isn't so bad, just sloppy. when you clip the ring off a metal charm, fucking sand that shit down, don't be a lazy ass.

>>8907327
Australia uses UK sizes not US

>>8911202
...Well, those earrings are pretty cool, I guess. Not sure how she sold anything else though.

>>8911083
>defending ageplay

>>8900191
A ruffly, bloody vagina for your eye.
Didn't see that coming.

>>8899956
it was started as a campaign to promote small local eclectic businesses

>>8912310
I honestly didn't notice until you pointed it out, now it's bugging me.

>>8918747
Let's play: Cum or Pva?

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Not on etsy but still unfortunate

>>8918759
Is it bad that I feel like the skirt has some potential? Not as-is of course but I kind of like the fabric and I can see it going well with ears/tail and being like a Loli Easter bunny.

>>8900322
To be fair those kind of people would be making a selling this shit regardless. If they thought a gun was a good charm to pair with Sans they certainly didn't play the game and they probably have no idea who Toby even is.

>>8900673
I thought the thumbnail was Old Greg

>>8911083
"tongue in cheek" is the shittiest excuse for the creepy, sexualized young girl image she has

It's tasteless, bottom of the barrel pandering to perverts and12 yos who love the edgy <3 soft grunge<3 crap

Pop music in general's utter shit and quite nefarious (even if i do "enjoy " it)

>>8906627
why he fuck is there a ballonicorn on this hot mess.

>>8918759
>they told me to find the eggs
>but I wanted to BE an egg

>>8918838
>"loli"

>>8918900
I've never really found her to be being 'sexy'. Just thought the get up was for her Dollhouse song, where it was appropriate costume pieces.

I will admit though I haven't really investigated/ listened to her much. I find her music very meh.

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Oh etsy, never change

>>8919259
>opens thumb
>"haha this looks like poop. let's see what it's supposed to be."
>reads description
>"oh"

>>8919259
>pin gift for nurse
Nurses are stuck cleaning up shit and piss all day, why would they want a reminder of that constantly on them?

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>>8905491
>https://www.etsy.com/listing/242120935/bdsm-porcupine-quill-covered-vibrator

Im sickened.

But so very curious.

>>8919259
the thing that concerns me most is all the search terms in the name, are there people really searching etsy for literal shit?

>>8920373
It's Etsy; there's gonna be someone searching for everything you can imagine. Most people don't want to buy shit, but the ones that do are probably the ones who buy animal fetuses because edgy or the ones who have terrible senses of humor and think poopies are lol.
Also, I'm 99% sure I saw literal moose shit jewellery on there at some point, as in someone took the stuff that comes out a moose's ass and made jewellery with it, (might have been on Regretsy?) so, yeah. Take that as you will.

>>8900028
maybe it's because I'm a classless stripper, but I'd wear these.

>>8905754
Tried to find something about it... Holy shit gross.

http://www.kinkysexlink.com/tag/quilling/

Obviously not safe for work etc.

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>>8920984
Jesus christ how horrifying

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>>8920984

I'm not even a dude but as one of my colleagues likes to put it I'm instinctively doing kegel exercises right now.

>>8918900
>sexualized young girl
I've never seen her wear anything that could be classed as "sexy"

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>>8920984

>>8918747
the dr jizzed on a phone case

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>>8920984

>>8900669
the chick that makes these also does waffles, donuts, cakes, pie slices, etc. She's talented as fuck. Shit looks so realistic but it's so small.

>>8921856
I might buy these. They're friendship necklaces, it says. If they're small enough, I might make them earrings.

>>8905491
Its like one of those anti-rape condoms turned inside out.

>>8918900
You sound so salty. Maybe a bit of sugar and water would do you some good.
I don't even especially like that chick or her songs (Soap is cool though) but you need to calm down.
Also even if she is into ageplay i guess that's like, her thing man. The girl is not a cunt or anything so who cares? But yeah as said previously it's more of a tongue-in-cheek thing

>>8923086
not that anon but calm down.

>>8923086
back to the ddlg side of tumblr for you anon

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Found this one on FB.

>>8923686
What the hell is that blue stuff? It looks like silicon or nail polish.

>>8900013
>>8900015
horrible

>>8925770
Oh God the icing looks like pus

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>yes daddy

>>8925770
>>8925831
More like cum.

>>8926136
These are from taobao

I like the satan girl one, haha, still tacky

>>8926136
I've seen these on Aliexpress and taobao. I think they might even be from dollskill or something?
Anyways, the "daddy" pair is cringy but I kinda want the others...

>>8926136
What is up with all that blurring? Is that how spreepicky hides watermarks?

>>8926136
>yes daddy
Goddamnit that is one of the biggest pet peeves of mine.

>>8926158
yeah it is. these are from nonori on taobao or meow girl on aliexpress. spree picky is the bane of my fucking existence.

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This group is full of cringy shit.

>>8923686
Jesus christ, thin your fucking paint!

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Does this count? Unfinished hem, heavy alterations and still wanting $500, when there's one on lm for under that.

>>8926136
kinda want the "fancy bitch" ones lol

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>>8910899
>my child

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>>8920984
what the actual fuck

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>>8927091
Why would you fuck up a dress like this

>>8927130
Why would you fuck up a dress like this and then assume it's worth full price just because you paid for alterations?
I firmly believe if you alter a dress it should be a dress you plan to keep for forever, or wear it enough that you're happy to settle for a loss.

>>8927292
Exactly, or just make minimal, easy to put back alterations in the event that you do sell it.
She's effectively made a tent out of a dress

>>8930708
Where is the burgers and fries accesories anon when you need her ? This is perfect.

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>>8927109

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https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/151768733/polymer-clay-ribbon-pixie-picnic-fabric?

>>8930809
That's the laziest piece of crap I've ever seen.

>>8930708
This is pretty great.

>>8930708
Its pretty well made, but... When would it be appropriate to have a plaster burger on your head? Fast food themed Lolita? Redneck-kei?

>>8931034
I don't think it's plaster.
This board has all sorts of weird fashions with even weirder niches, I'm sure someone can pull off pastel-burger-kei somehow. Maybe fairy kei or decora would be better than lolita, but I believe it can be done. Fry crown anon managed to rock actual fast food, so...

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>>8920984
>read more of that blog
>mfw the stories about butterfly boarding

>>8927130
it's quicker than losing weight

>>8931123
>butterfly boarding
I'm scared to ask and yet.. I need to know.

>>8910851
If the end product is not ironed and styled, displayed and photographed nicely, it makes me think they also do not pre-wash and iron fabric, press their seams while sewing or clip curves, or...or...or...nopenopenope.

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>>8931139
NSFW (or most people, just don't look if previous link bothered you):

http://www.kinkysexlink.com/tag/butterfly-boarding/?doing_wp_cron=1459019301.7229659557342529296875

becoming a work of art while suffering for love in the hands of an attentive, experienced, focused, and creative Domme is a really attractive idea.

on topic: hey check out this crazy brooch

>>8931162
I can't see that iris as anything other than a face going ":U"

>>8931053
>Fry crown
Got any pics of that?

>>8931162
I have no idea why I found that so funny
>butterfly boarding

>>8931162
Well I didn't need this kink...

>>8931162
it looks like a profile of Josuke from jjba screaming

>>8931162
Well that's.. I don't know how I didn't think anything close to that when I saw "butterfly boarding" but now that I've seen what it is I can't imagine how I confused it for anything else.

That's both really painful to look at and yet some how kinda artsy at the same time. I wouldn't want to tour a gallery party like that though.

>>8931279
holy shit

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caption this

>>8931465
What gulls wish their vaginas looked like.

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>>8927091
>My dream dress

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>>8931162
>clicked the link

n-no...

>>8900090
>Pillowpants is real

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>>8906172
>yeah and diamond earrings are literally just cut up rocks with a hook attached
Yup.

>>8921529
Same. Here.

>>8931170
Kek

>>8911930

You still managed to be relevant to what you replied to.

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posted in one of the sales groups as 'kawaii lolita fascinators'

>>8934814
MLP is so rori

>>8927091
Jesus christ, she fucking mangled the poor thing

>>8931162
Idk why I opened that at work.

>>8931465
I actually like this

>>8931162
>becoming a work of art while suffering for love in the hands of an attentive, experienced, focused, and creative Domme is a really attractive idea.
I can see that, but the link was underwhelming.
His dick at the end looked like a Regretsy piece.

That blog has some interesting topics but the pictures are awful at showcasing it.

>>8935133
>His dick at the end looked like a Regretsy piece.
yeah, i hope my imaginary future gf has better aesthetic sensibility than that. go all sweets deco on that shit.

How did we go from posting bad crafts for sale to talking about CBT?
>>only on /cgl/

>>8935398
Probably because of the quill dildo.

>>8906531
Just don't lose your head over it.

>>8935419
A quilldo, if you will.

>>8935398
same way we can go from brand releases to camwhoring

>>8935248
>sweets deco
Somehow this makes me wonder how many Whipple-covered dildos have been crafted.

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>>8935460
Close enough?

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>>8935460

>>8919105
Everyone called it loli years ago. I started around 2006 and lolitas always called themselves lolis, it was pretty common.

>>8935535
Oh my. That's kinda cute.

>>8935542
>willie crochet

>>8934814
The rubber bases are what really make them special.

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"Snow white inspired flower hairclip"

>>8936533
This looks like one of those 'magical fairy garden' things you find at garden centres and craft fairs. The only Snow White 'inspiration' I can see if the blue, yellow and totally-not-pink flowers.

>>8905491
>"Go fuck yourself with a cactus" just got real

>>8931162
This has to be an indication of some kind of psychological disorder.

All living creatures are biologically programmed to avoid physical self-damage.

>>8938099
Ugh. My boyfriend and I were listening to a podcast the other day when they brought up the ol' "shoving a chunk of ginger root up someone's ass" as a form of torture and then joked about how it had become a fetish thing.

My boyfriend made a joke about doing to him/he'd probably love it and I've never felt such a primal sense of disgust before. I really, really hope he was joking.

>>8938099
A lot of it is based around the adrenaline rush you get from activating that biological programming.
But there's also that sense of safety that BDSM relies on, so you subconsciously know you're not in real danger.

>>8931465
I've seen art like this irl and it's some of the most beautiful stuff i've seen. I really love it.

>>8935543
Loli was super common at least until 2010 when I dropped out of the scene for a few years while in school. Came back and all of a sudden people are claiming loli obviously means pedo.
>Lolita refers to western pedo
>Loli refers to eastern pedo
>mfw have no face

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There's a BBQ place in town that's full of craft stuff they sell on the side from little girls dresses to faux fur baby bibs to Disney/cartoon ribbon stuff.

There's literally over 100 designs in this place and some are good

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>>8940397
Some are nostalgic

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>>8940403
And some are just nightmare fuel

>>8931465
That poor bird. This whole thing is nasty, every piece, and I usually like taxidermy birds.

>>8940397
The blue Merida is seriously cute. How does anyone go from making that to making that awful minion and the Spongebob though?

>>8900174
The saddest tortilla

>>8940441
I've got no idea. There's an entire wall of these inside the place so I think next time I go I'll see what else I can find. They've literally got every Disney princess and major classic character ever.

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>>8940406

>>8938104
C'mon, anon. Indulge his desires.

>>8935430
Damn you anon, you just literally made me nearly choke on my tea!

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>>8927091
>shirring removed
>panel of fabric added
What could've possibly been the reasoning behind this?

>>8926808
My little niece makes better aceo cards...

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>>8907290

>>8900322
Toby actually ended up revoking part of his "you can't sell anything Undertale related" statement as long as it fit a certain criteria.

Unfortunately because they're using an exact pixel art rip from the game they still don't meet that criteria.

>>8900228
I remember that, the thread is archived now but OP was No.7620309.

Googling "dearie big cartel" will get you the shop.

>>8920984
Welp, thats enough 4chan for me tonight.

>>8900673
I fucking hate Sparklefide and her ripped up, trashy clothes. For $450 you can make those outfits yourself and use the remaining $440 on something worthwhile

>>8930708
ok now that IS cute

>>8935427
I see what you did there.

>>8931465
You know those enviromental adds with dead seagulls filled with plastic they ate, this is like the affluent version.

>>8931617
It's even funnier when you consider that pearls are formed by irritants, like sand for example

>>8899950
I'm pretty sure that is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

They should really put a disclaimer 'for display only, so not use..."

On the other hand if someone is rich enough to afford a lawyer, some money could be made.

>>8900157
It's cute, mesh product bag or not... But not worth 118 dollars.

Stuff like that sells for 15-20 at Clair's.

>>8900673
The clothing is 450??? I could see a wig like that selling for a couple hundred, but I'm guessing that is not what she is selling?

>>8906138
Sort of. It could be used for pressure play, but at 450 that's pretty expensive to damage.

Some items are meant for display. Not on a coffee table, but in a dungeon or bedroom designed for heavy bdsm play. It's meant to intimidate. I really don't see anyone other than a dominatrix having any use for this.

>>8907274
Lady Lovely Locks is my dream cosplay, will sew 5 wigs together for.

>>8926136
I'd get the satan's girl one.

>>8940748
Elastic breaks under excessive strain.

>>8906712
I actually really have my concerns about using those bootleg Pokemon figures in the bath bombs (or any other con merch). Aren't those things covered in lead paint? It's bad enough they're sold by booths at cons as jewelry (looking at you Geeky Endeavors) but putting them in something that you're going to let soak in your bath water sounds like a really really bad idea.

>>8945961
Lol, there's no way any potential fallout from a tiny figure that MIGHT be coated in lead based paint would be anywhere near potent enough to cause harm when dropped into a bathtub full of water. How paranoid are you?

>>8930708
I thought the hamburger was a mascot head on like a bears body

>>8938104
:c i wish my boyfriend was into butt stuff