/cgl/ Humor Thread

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>>8728600

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>>8728601

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>>8728635

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Only $750 for this glorious custom made 100% accurate costume.

etsy.com/listing/253886155

>>8729120
you're looking for the WTF sales thread >>8721563

>>8728610
Okay lost it at this one.

>>8728620
This is fucking perfect where did you even find this

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>>8729169
Not the anon you're asking, but I believe the page comes from this book.

The one reason why I oppose the board splitting up is because then we would no longer be seagulls and that would be a tragedy. We have the best, funniest and most apt board nickname on 4chan by a long shot.

>>8729293
>>8729261
Wrong threads?

>>8729379
>>8729293
Not me at least. I just thought this was silly. Creative, but silly.

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what happened to the tree comm

>Pic not related to question, however I should contribute

>>8728610
Best representation of /cgl/

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>>8730544

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>>8730549

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>>8730552

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>>8730558

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>>8730563

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>>8730565

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>>8730581

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>>8730583

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>>8730586

>>8729351
Wtf am I looking at?

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>>8730590

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>>8730608

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>>8730612

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>>8730615

>>8730655
Mine did a report, she's in 7th grade, on how she wants to be a 'mangaka' when she gets older. She made a giant poster about it. ....uuuuugh...

>>8729293
I would buy it and cut those 'sleeves' off. Then it would be wearable and cute enough for normal clothes.

>>8730658
>>8730655
>>8730651
requesting more board-tans, thank you mana-sama

>>8728613
That guy looks like a complete douche though...

>>8728613
the thirst in this is magical

>>8728610
Oh my god I lost it.

>>8730746
he's a cool guy, no need to project. the reactions he gets are weird as fuck.>>8730746

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For context, this was in a nanchatte thread.

>>8731554
Oh god, the tumblr. I thought bright red shoulders/knees/elbows/whatever had died out ages ago.

>>8728606
Ah, there's my art and also how so much drama happened.

>>8728607
Does anyone have the version of this saved but instead it was related to the AP bloodbaths and stuff being out of stock quickly.

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>>8730713
First thought I shouldn't, but I suppose Winter Ball is already over, so here's more

>>8732060
bless

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>>8732082
wtf, all /cgl/-tan drawings are fairly creepy but that one takes the cake.

in before anti-winterball-chan shows up

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>>8732087
it's high /fa/shion, anon

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This one's unfinished, unfortunately

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Continuation, current latest draft (original artist, if you're out there I'd like to see more)

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That's all from me.

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The Wrestlemania thread in all its glory

>>8732141
>/fit/ and /mu/ at the bottom

muh sides

>>8732148
Here's the archives link for mobile users

https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/S7367016

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>>8732135
/fa/ in the first panel reminded me of the witch from into the woods for some reason

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>>8732199

>>8730585
FUCK

I haven't laughed at any of these images. /cgl/ has went so down the shitter that even by the jokes you can tell the posters are tumblrinas and normalfags with 9gag tier LEL SO RANDOM XD sense of humor.

I wish I had a screenshot of that one story about the girl going to buy fabric from the ran-down shop on the bad side of town and getting served by some stereotypical thugs there. I haven't laughed that much on /cgl/ in forever.

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>>8732324
like that was SUCH a long time ago and NO ONE remembers
contributin'

>>8732324
newfag too lazy to search the archives for a recent greentext story spotted

>>8732324
>knows a funny story
>won't hunt it down to share

>criticizes the thread
>doesn't even do it in a funny way

you are your own problem 2bh

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Found the treelita thread, not the original one but still funny as fuck

>>8732324
The vinyl story? It's pretty funny, you should contribute. Oh right, you're a lazy slut. Here.

>always drive by this shitty, shady building near a the weird part of town when I out on that side of town doing errands
>just a brick building with no name on the front or anything
>but there's always a sign out front that says "Marine Vinyl Sold Here"
>so maybe it's some weird custom auto place?
>out in full lolita one day, just got done buying shit from Slowanns and HobbaLobba in the normal part of town
>on a crafting kick
>"I must get some white vinyl, but no one was stocked.. shit, I'll have to order some online or-"
>weird "Marine Vinyl Sold Here" place
>drive to the other side of town on a mission
>weirdly nervous when I pull into the empty parking lot
>decked out in frilly shit and bursting with confidence, I stroll right the fuck in
>walk into some warehouse-looking bullshit
>concrete floors, shelves stocked with random mechanical stuff
>this looks like a pawn shop?
>notice it's dead silent, save for some loud but muffled rap coming from the open doorway that must have lead to the back room
>realize that a group of black and latino dudes near the checkout counter were dead silent, all 4 staring at me
>oh shit what have i done
>stroll right the fuck over, all confidence now screaming while it leaves my body
>"Hey there. I'm looking to buy some vinyl?"
>long pause
>longest pause of my fucking life
>"Yeah.. yeah, no problem, I got you" one of the dudes say as he gets up and goes to the back
>other dudes chat me up, all confused
>"What are you supposed to be?"
>"You got fake hair?"
>"Ay, you one of them fancy strippers? Burbank stripper, or something?"
>"Yo man, it's 'burlesque'."
>"Shut up, Malone! You gay as fuck, nigga!"
>I was kind of in a daze while answer these fine young men

>>8732908
>I don't know how long we were talking, but the other dude finally comes out of the back with a long cut of vinyl, not even on the roll or anything
>"Could I have a yard and a half, please?"
>"You mind if I just guess?"
>dude clearly has no idea where to cut, and just sets it all out on the folding table near the weird, old cash register
>"About this much," I meekly point out
>scissors can barely cut the shit
>friends are making fun of him as he struggles
>"Motherfucker didn't graduate kindergarten, goldielocks! That's why he cuts like a pussy!"
>finally get it done
>"How much?" I ask
>"Shit, uhh... 10 bucks?"
>I'm not complaining
>Give him the money, which he just puts on the back table
>"Thanks for your help! Bye!"
>"Bye Princess Peach!"
>turn and walk towards the door
>"Shit, nigga.. she actually wanted vinyl."
>startled murmurs all around
>haven't gone near the place since.

Fin.

>>8729379
No...? Anon is obviously referring to all the images of seagulls ITT

>>8732908
>"Ay, you one of them fancy strippers? Burbank stripper, or something?"
>"Yo man, it's 'burlesque'."
>"Shut up, Malone! You gay as fuck, nigga!"
Gets me every time

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>www.my-lolita-dress.com
>princess wigs 10.00$-19.99$

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Dumping some stuff I didn't know I had.

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>>8733442
>Mom's ashes
Holy shit

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>>8733461

That's fucking amazing. I hope it really happened.

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>>8733472

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This one is a personal favorite.

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>>8733506
Didn't realize that text was so small and illegible on the caps. Here's a bigger version of the text, taken from the archive.

>>8733488
Sorry for the people or person that donated $18

>>8729169
Anon that took the photos of Salty Seagull here. Found it in a children's book in a tourist trap near South of the Border. Nearly lost my shit when I saw it sitting on the spinner rack.

>>8730558
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>>8730565
I can't stop laughing.

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I'll be surprised if anyone else remembers this

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>>8733615
i love these comics so much.

>>8730607
Special girls episode of Cromartie High. Highly recommended, also features anime Freddy Mercury.

>>8733653
It is I, The Sister Storyteller, always here and always lurking.

Love that you posted this because I lost it on my old laptop. Thank you!

>>8733653
Deets on the story

>>8733751
been a long ass time since i last heard it but from what i can remember, >>8733694 worked at either a clothing store or a tailors, can't remember which, and the other woman was a regular who she befriended.

>>8733751
>>8733767
Pretty sure that's the story where >>8733694 was working at Joanns and this girl comes in sprouting stuff about lolita to anon, who already knew what it was. Obviously she knew jackshit and was trying to make a dress out of quilting cotton.

>>8733493
The Queen of Swords part.
kek
>>8733506
I don' know why but I can't stop laughing at "Ducky-boo-boo"

>>8733442
Please be a joke please

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>>8733831
Nope. Wasn't a joke.

>>8732036
Anon, red joint areas/noses/whatever haven't been invented on tumblr.

>>8733585
At least he's being honest...

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>>8728610
>tfw we can no longer do this.

>>8728635
First time seeing this one. Ya'll did good.

>>8733472
Having worked at Hobby Lobby, this is 100% accurate... except we never had furries. It was unsupervised Mexican kids.

>>8731554
This is ugly as sin.

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>>8728610

>>8732127
>>8732131
Do you remember the artist for this? I tried google image searching it but i didn't get much of anything.

>>8733767
What about the JoAnn stripper story?

>>8733397
ive bought from them and they were ok but took a week to ship out

>>8733397
need to see it coorded

>>8734844
I think they're making a joke about the Santa wig and beard.

>>8733653
>>8733767
>>8733782

Both are correct I think, one was where the girl was trying to sound like she knew lots on lolita or some jfash ider.

But she also told another story where a girl who seemed to be addicted to something would come in for fabric, that she was a stripper like >>8734721 said, she came in looking for some shimmery fancy fabric and this girl was the one that called her Sistah.

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The time when we found out that Kate is a gull all along

>>8735093
iirc that was disproven on lolcow, also can't we just let her die?

>>8735098
An anonymous person claimed to be another anonymous person who was documented claiming one person's identity without any proof other than the claim itself. If that's your definition of "disproven", then yes.
The only post that is almost undeniably Kate is the original photo post (and a couple of the backpedals), all others in that thread can only be speculated.

>>8735983
I had forgotten about this but it still gets me.

>>8735108
None of the posts are 'undeniably' kate. There is no proof of it besides you guys want it to be true and the logic behind why it 'has to be kate; doesnt hold. If we are going to mock kate make it for things she actually said.

>>8732190
>>8732191
That's a dude. He buys girl cosplay to wear them at home.

>>8736104
what about the caps of her talking to herself via FB messenger? that was either her or a friend of hers.

>>8732908
>>8732909
Holy shit she walked into a front

>>8732908
This is some shit I would do. omg.

>>8733397
>Christams day Santa Claus Lolita Wig lolita mustache and eyebrow
>Santa claus lolita
>Lolita wig mustache

>>8733397
I saw that, and linked my friend to it. He was as confused as I was

>>8732324
a lot of the stuff in this thread is actually really old though. i remember seeing some of these maybe like 5-6 years ago? i'm glad for the new stuff

>>8741060
GOD, I cringed so hard I hurt something.

>>8732122
What is that jacket??

>>8730549
Needs text like it's between a troll and a seagull
>Troll-kun you got any more bait for me? I neeeeeeed it for delicious drama

>>8733442
I came here to laugh, not to barf

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>>8741103
/fa/ has a boner for this jacket.

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>>8741183

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>>8733525
someone please provide context

>>8733585
Wait, this isn't satire?

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Found this on Tumblr a while ago.

What newspaper does /cgl/ read?

Sandpaper.

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>>8741956

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>>8741956

>>8741187
what the fuck I made this forever ago and it got like no notes. where did you find it?

>>8742128
Anon is always watching.

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oldfag reporting in with an oldie but a goodie.

>>8742675
I wonder whatever happened to half the people in these. I'd love to know if they still have that toilet out there.

>>8742128
I was looking for a print of the original ask and ended up finding it in the thread q:

>>8742675
I remember this.

Good times.
Goooooooood times.

>>8741447
holy keks batman

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Is this still a thing?

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>>8732135
>>8730514
>>8728610
>>8728637

Top notch

>>8728637
this is still one of my favourite greentext stories.

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Still one of my faves

>>8729876
>I was fluffy
topkek

>>8730512
my favorite, so perfectly accurate

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can you get a bingo in a day of shitposts and newfaggotry? two days? an hour?

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>>8744475
don't forget the lolita version!

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>>8744477
which can you get a bingo in first? shit newfags do and say, or shit oldfags do and say?

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>>8744478
I saw or did that things and I'm only here like a year

>>8744498
the game is to start now and tick things off as you see them. make sure to thank the fag that gives you bingo.

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>>8741183
>can't gain weight, no matter how hard I try

>>8743855
I hope so, I never got my derpy-chan jsk.

>>8741956
I thought it was funny anon

>>8733440
Literally me this past week

>>8730746
>nice guys never get the gurl

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>>8745192

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>>8745227
>>8745230
>>8745235
>finding average seagull posts so hilarious you screencap and reshare them

>>8745227
>>8745230
>>8745235
This is...embarrassing.

>>8729120
Love Alexstrasza.

>>8745948
>Yaya Purr
Awful, should've gone with Nyaya Han

>>8746740
Yaya Nyan

>>8746741
Nyanya Nyan.

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>>8742979

>>8743855
god bless derpy-chan. I would buy a jsk of him.

>>8746837
Holy shit I forgot about this.

>>8745948
The cosplay animal threads were always the best

>>8745318
how are these any worse than the unfunny maguma self screencaps

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I remember making fun of this guy. Filet Mignona.

>>8732909

>"Shit, nigga.. she actually wanted vinyl."

I freaking lost it lmao. This had to have been a front for something.

A while ago there was a hilarious alpacasso lolita thread. Does anyone have caps?

>>8728610
whos pixyteri?

>>8748577
GET OUT

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>>8748577

>>8748612
not bait, i legitimately dont know

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>>8748663
lrn2google

>>8748693
Has she lost weight? I remember her being chunkier.

>>8748808
Yep, she's been losing weight for a while now.

>>8741060
I've been looking for this one! What trip did she turn out to be? All I remember is that she was some nobody.

>>8733438
mmmmmmm...pasta

>>8742979
ironwoman

>>8748693
Whose elementary school did she take that inside of?

>>8733666
>not putting Romeo's tight jailbait ass on a dress
Damn you Haenuli

If I wanted to see a joke I'd just ask to see your cosplay.

>>8749579
>>>/fit/

>>8749579
>thinking this board is just for cosplay
oh you poor, poor soul

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>>8749585
Honestly I thought it was for fat people to have a safe space.

>>8732324
>>8732908
That story isn't even funny

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>>8748721
>something you made pops up again

>>8748577
i waited 5 days to tell you to get the fuck out

>>8734180
>hover loli
keks every time

>>8741192
https://www.reddit.com/comments/e0wfb/so_i_won_a_costume_contest_and_found_this_in_my/