sales horror stories thread. give us your worst. just in c

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>>8709714
classic

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Who can forget the classic real cookie brooch.
https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/7620309

>>8709716
What was the story with this one?

>>8710184
She ordered from Milanoo.

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>>8709820

>>8709820
I was there when it happened it was hilarious

>>8710522
truly one of cgls finest moments
That and that girl who bought that ugly skirt at a con for a huge markup, and then fought with anons on how to coord it kek

>>8710531
I remember that. That was infuriating.

Oh, and don't forget that one anon who asked whether or not she should cosplay at Versailles, got told no, fought with everyone about why, and proceeded to do it anyway.

come on guys, anything?

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I've been saving this for a thread like this.

>>8711423
holy shit why do i want some of these things

>>8710715
Did she actually go through with it? I had hoped we did convince her not to.

>>8711423
this was actually less cringeworthy than i imagined
the soap nuts are really interesting, and the prices of things are reasonable if they're well made

>>8711502
Yeah I think she did, and she posted the pics up on another thread, gloating about it.

>>8709820
This was the first thing I saw on /cgl/!

>>8710531
I remember this one too. I was quite a lot of responses in that thread.

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SHARK DRESS
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>>8716296
i dont think the sharks are the inherent problem, more terrible design/construction

>>8716296
What's the story behind this?

>>8716296
>tfw: the shark dress has seen more of the world than you ever will.

>>8716305
https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/8039594#p8041543
pretty sure it got passed around a ton as well

>>8710531
Oh god where's the image showing all the replies?

>>8716296
I currently own this and bought it to keep the legend alive. I thought about giving it away for just the shipping, but I don't want an actual newbie to buy it. It has to go in more adventures

>>8716484
Maybe offer it up in the BST thread here?

>>8716488
I've thought about that, would one of your gulls actually want it?

>>8716484
!!!
I want the shark dress anon, I want to feel the legend
like sisterhood of the traveling ita

>>8716497
Drop an email and I'll contact ya

>>8716499
here's my throwaway one

>>8716504
Emailed!

>no one posted the zebra dress yet

>>8716780
What is the zebra dress?

>>8716296
What I wouldn't give for a really nice AatP print with sharks on it

>>8716780
Im pretty sure it was a skirt but yeah, it was pretty aweful. If i can remember correctly, the girl poppedin on one of the ita threads and said she had since improved and diched the skirt.
>skirt was tacky as hell but i kinda wanted it for non lolita purpouses

>>8716795
Some girl bought a hellish neon green non-lolita skirt with zebras, tried to force it into a coord, kicked a huge shitfest when people said it wasn't lolita and ended up deleting her post.

>>8716484
Dropping email. I want it, if the other anon doesn't follow through.

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>>8716780
>>8716795
>>8718576
>>8718585
They sell em on ebay.

>>8718611
JetJ ravewear?

>>8716795
>>8718585
https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/7599186

Bless the archives.

>recaptcha asked me to find all the cookies

>>8710715
What was the cosplay?

>>8718760
I remember it was Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

>>8718611
Damn I kind of want this. Dont know what the hell I'd wear with it though. Maybe a zebra crop top?

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>>8709820
Burger anon was the real MVP of this thread.

>>8719278

Holy shit that's amazing

>>8719278
What
The
Fuck

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>>8719278

>>8719278
I still love burger anon, she gives me hope that there is still good in cgl

>>8719278
With a good red/yellow/white coord, this could be a based Ronald McDonald outfit. I'd wear it.

>>8718794
Zebra print crop top, black and white shoes, and a lime headpiece or statement earrings in lime. That's high fashion yo.

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>>8719278
>>8719290
>>8719388
I love you guys

>>8719433
How did your resin coated burger turn out? I never did find out.

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>>8719529
Not as cool as the fry madonna crown. I didn't have enough ribbon to make the ruffles as dense as I wanted. The sesame seeds and burger are painted gold though which I think was a good touch. There was a clip on the bottom but I don't think any worn pics survived when my old computer died.
Unfortunately one of the fries in the crown somehow wasn't sealed right and made a spot in the box I stored them both in greasy so I just threw both away. Didn't want to get ants.

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>>8719548
You are truly epic, anon.

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>>8719553
I strive to entertain!

>>8719278
I... I mean, if I didn't know what this was made from...

>>8718565
I'd buy that, I love some aatp

>>8718611
LINK PLEASE I don't eBay very well at all and know just how to coord this

>>8719811
I used significantly less hot glue than some other madonna crowns that were being sold a while back...

>>8719847
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Zebra-Skirt-Neon-Green-Satin-Black-White-Mod-Op-Art-Graphic-Print-NWOT-28-W-M-L-/161884958307?hash=item25b1186e63:g:69kAAOSwMmBVkvsz
Cheapest one I could find, they used to be a lot more common.

>>8719548
It sucks that you had to throw them out. Did you get to wear the burger with anything?

>>8719278
fucking amazing

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Does anyone remember the puzzle skirt, Paid $210 from a con claiming it to be lolita, and someone found it for $30?

Pic unrelated, though if anyone remember this?

>>8723794
sadly my wardrobe isn't burger-accommodating and also I'm a vegetarian so I only really wore it to take pics and prove I really did it

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>>8723911
I found it for $30 online and called the girl out on it. Still so proud of the great responses that had in that thread. Especially since someone capped it.

>>8719983
>>8718611
>tfw they sell this in a shop near where I live

>>8723923
You gotta.

>>8723927
Ikr, but it's $70 and I can't be fucked, I'd never wear it.

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>>8723930
Good god.
I feel bad for normies.

>>8723915
but why didn't you do a boca burger instead

>>8723947
I think the joke started about a mcdonalds burger specifically? That thread is just a blur now.

>>8723947
Sometimes science is more art than science, anon.

>>8723911
Omg what a fucking twat

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>>8723911

>>8724055
Oh man.. I posted so much in this photo.

>shouldnt be this proud of a roast

>>8724055
I still don't understand this because its just such an unflattering skirt to begin with. Its that awkward fullness that isn't petticoat-worthy but also isn't just a slightly loose airy skirt, the length doesn't work with the shape, the colors are awful, the pattern would only be cute if it was much larger, and the fabric looks like cheap outdoor nylon. There HAS to have been something nicer at that booth. Something at least kind of cute if not actually lolita.

>>8723911
What an exhausting read. I'm happy lolita is so elitist, because it keeps people like this out of the fashion.

>>8723911
This was a trip to read. Good on them for not entertaining her ridiculous ways.

>>8724242
Franche Lippee is a brand for mums 30-45 anyways. Definitely not lolita.

>>8724055
I'm shocked that someone would pay $200 for that. How dumb do you have to be?

>>8724055
It's people like this that make etsy a goldmine. 200 for a skirt that literally looks like a satin bedspread, holy shit. I can def see them buying a hotglued felt minihat with plastic raschel lace and a :3 face sharpied on to go with it.

>>8724055
>LACE

kek

>>8724550
I know, I'm just saying even with that booth selling questionable shit as lolita there has to have been something there at least trying to be lolita. Even just an Ebay level lace monster.

>>8718764
Not the anon you replied to but I doubt she even got in. Had a tumblr mutual who cosplayed Élise de la Serre's ballgown from AC Unity and went to Versailles, but they were only allowed into the gardens I believe, not the actual palace. So I think that anon wouldn't be allowed in either to make sure no one mistakes them for a reenactor (though Belle's gown isn't exactly 18th century [neither was Élise's!], but w/e).

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>>8716795
>>8718576
Here's the girls "coord" if anyone wanted to see exactly how bad it was

>>8719983
Thanks :)

>>8727116
Sadly, she did (i.i.r. she walked in wearing normalfag clothes to get past security, then changed in the bathroom). And then tried to make a subtle selfpost thread to get more attention for her photoset.

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/S8561000

>>8727149
>the blouse
>the shape that skirt took
>??What??""?

Had this girl ever seen the fashion or

>>8724055
I took a hiatus from /cgl/ for the summer, and I can't believe I missed this. What the hell. J-fashion or not, that skirt looks like crap you find at the thrift store for $ 3.

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I think I've shared this before but here goes

>find dream dress for reasonable price
>buyer has good feedback, cool
>no flaws stated, picture in listing looks legit
>dress arrives
>can smell sweat through packaging
>fuck.jpg
>open pack
>biggest armpit sweat stains I have ever seen in my life (pic related)
>stains and dirt all over embroidery
>embroidery frayed and otherwise damaged
>literally in tears
>message seller
>"it must have happened in the post office! It was fine when I posted it"
>yeah no

Eventually got a full refund after a very long back and forth and sent it back, but I'm still so upset about it even thought it was a good while ago. Haven't managed to find the dress since.

>>8724055
I will never be sorry I made this. That was a pretty incredible melt down. RIP in peace starry petals anon

>>8727874
That's vile, holy shit. Some people have no shame.

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Does this go here? idk

>>8723911
Oh my God, someone PLEASE post more stuff like this, I enjoy this way too much.

>>8727874
That's disgusting! At least sweat stains that aren't treated with heat can come out pretty well, but the damaged embroidery is another story all together. Blech! Why!?

>>8716484
I want to obtain this dress and take pictures of it in various places in my area before sending it off to the next person.

>>8727874
What dress is it, anon? I'd be livid.

>>8727935
I don't know what's worse: the title or the ita picture where you can barely see the product.

>>8728106
I think she is selling this photo anon.

>>8727935
Oh god im dying. She's trying to sell a weird Walmart photo studio-esque "lolita portrait". For $150. What makes anyone think this is a good idea.

>>8728103
Baby's She Is Sleeping JSK from 2006. I still get sad when I remember it, I was so excited about it.

>>8728147
>>8728189
I don't think so, the print is called Alice`s Portrait...

>>8728147
>>8728189
>>8728267
I posted the image, she's definitely selling the skirt

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>>8727935
Is it a replica or are the colors way off in the photo? the actual print is a lot lighter pink

>>8728326
The colours are too bright and the stripes are weirdly runny, like they've been airbrushed. The tiny bits of print visible in that trainwreck are similarly oversaturated, undefined, and awkward. The material looks like some cheap shiny shit, not Baby's usual quality.
It COULD be really, really overenthusiastic photoshop and bad lighting. But judging by the weird ageplay photo, the skirt quality and the price, it's a replica being sold by a delusional dipshit.
I really, really hope that whoever's watching this is doing so for a laugh.

>>8728326
>6
>>8728350
nah, they definitely upped the saturation a shit ton

>>8728588
Still think it's a replica. It just looks... wrong.

>>8719278
How did this idea come about? I am so impressed

>>8723911
Cringed. Where do people like this come from?

>>8728756
Tumblr

>>8728737
Originally I was just going to dry out and coat a burger (after the cookie brooch ridiculousness) to use as an accessory but then at Burger King they asked if I wanted fries too so I said yeah, I can work with that.

>>8728756
>>8728759
I'm the OP and obviousl it came from a repost from the board and I'm not from tumblr and never used tumblr ever

>>8728199
Aww, it's a cute JSK now that I looked it up. Is there any colorway you prefer or is this just hard altogether to find on auctions?

>>8709820
I was there for that, and it was glorious.
On a side note, is there a decent, long-lasting glaze to make this sort of thing with? Or do you have to basically encase the whole thing in acrylic?

Worst thing was I received a dress with staining and some snags, but the seller gave me a partial refund.

I'm grateful that it's never anything worse than this

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>>8716780
Omg! I actually saw this for sale in a shop in Auckland, NZ. After seeing all the shit about it I just instantly started manically laughing right in the doorway of the shop.

To make it worse, the construction is shocking and the material is shiny and makes the noise that all cheap shit seems to make.. Why anyone would want to wear this in lolita is waaaayyy beyond me..

>>8729929
Never thought I'd be giving advice for how to do this but... make sure the food is as dry as humanly possible by putting it in a sealed container with silica gel packets or a pellet dehumidifier (I got one at Dollar Tree). I then did a coat of mod podge making sure to coat everything ENTIRELY (though I failed with one fry). If the food holds moisture you're going to get mold. Or ants. Then I sealed the stuff with 2 layers of spray acrylic per side (lay the item in a box, spray it nice and good, let dry, flip, spray again, repeat). Once it's dry and coated stuff is pretty sturdy. People suggested to use resin but I've worked with resin and it's such a mess if you aren't just pouring a mold.
Alternatively you can buy replicas of real food. There's displayfakefoods.com and I know people have found japanese shops that sell super realistic dessert models in the past.

>>8730034
Thanks, anon. I was mostly interested in making biscuit brooches similar to the dearie one for myself, so I'll try it out. If they crack/fall apart, I'm the only one who will care.

I bought a skirt on lace market and the seller lied about shipping it so she really shipped it like 8 days later than initially promised. Then when I got it she had just put it in a paper Axes Femme bag and taped a shipping label to it. The shipping label said what day it was initially shipped too so I know.
This is the worst I've dealt with and it wasn't extremely bad but come on. Don't be a liar about shit and if someone's giving you a chunk of money for an item, put it in a box or a poly mailer.

>>8730041
pls post results in the WIP thread or something at some point. continue this food legacy.

>>8729958
Wow. How much was it?

>>8730034
>displayfakefoods.com
That website. Thanks to you anon I will soon have a fake spilled bottle of nail polish to prank my housemate with. Kek.

>>8724055
>I have tons of AP and BTSSB burando

Kills me every time. It's like the /cgl/ version of the Navy Seals pasta

>>8716296
Is this a custom dress?

>>8723911
That's a fursuit? It looks more like a cartoon human from some kid's show

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>>8734116
I'm a little disheartened cause the eyes are decent. the rest is atrocious. The nose is too light and I just... ugh.
Does not help that she's trying to mix lolita with fursuits. The "fur-lolitas" are the fucking worst. Like the art? Fine, at least you could like, coord the fur and shit because it's art.
But the fursuits? No, just stop. It rarely ever looks good unless you're Qi/Luna or doing the Japanese style. Or if it's based around a coord which never happens.
>Pic semi-related, someone trying to make a fursuit based off of Milky Fawn

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>>8719278

Once I did a mystery trade for items of equal value. I sent her an A.P. Headbow, brand new, never worn, with tags and she sent me a Bodyline tote bag with crumbs and stains all over it. That was my last trade I ever did.

>>8734575
Name and shame.

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>>8709714
>There was fucking mold on the blouse. And moldy orange pieces in the bag.

Having a right giggle here.

>>8734140
Maybe I've been beaten down by the world and expect the absolute worst, but at least they have some knowledge of Milky Fawn and didn't just dress in lolita with a rando fursuit.

>>8723911
>we're not furries, we're fashionable
YOOOO

I love this thread, more please

murder protection bump.

>>8723794

Could you get away with Honey Cake or that bright ETC popcorn dress with a burger?

>>8718653
Bless you. Most of J et J stuff is just historical costume-based artsy fashion or the polar opposite- cheap minimalist shit devoid of any elements that are lolita-ish at all. At least old school itas are recognisable as trying for lolita. Now you see people sticking a petti under anything with a picture printed on it

>>8709820
I want it

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>>8728053
same anon that posted the fursuit.

Does anyone have updates from camper-chan. I got some of the reactions, thought if anyone wants them I got them

>>8738665
Reading this made me sad for some reason. Please post the reactions, anon.

>>8738665
I am literally autistic and not as fucking nuts as this chick.

Put some effort into living ffs

>>8729958
This is more of a legend than the shark dress at this point

>>8738665
How can you not wear 'shoes'? Boots and sandals count as shoes, is she just wearing house slippers to go out in or sth?
And yes, please post the reactions. This is so depressing to read, I thought it'd be a hilarious tumblrina special snowflake but it sounds like she needs serious help.

>>8735505
Oh don't worry they have. the person who /owns/ the suit wears lolita with her other suit all the time.

>>8709820
Someone make one like this out of resin and I'll buy it.

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>>8738665
>tfw guy
>tfw only own black shirts
>tfw only own one pair of tennis shoes, one pair of sandals and one pair of boots
>tfw wear jeans most of the time
>tfw I probably spend $50 a year on clothes

>>8738858
But why would you spend $50 a year on more of the same black shirts and jeans?

>>8738858
I fail to see how this is relevant, especially on this board, but ok friend

>>8738864
They get holes and stuff
>>8738865
a bump is a bump

>>8734140
Do all fursuiters use the exact same head shape but just dress it up with different colors? Like even when furries claim to be specific animals they're all just shitty recolors of each other and look nothing like they animals they claim to be.

>>8738858
>tfw this isn't even relevant because you're not trying to join a fashion community with clothing you don't have

>>8738868
It's called "everything is a dog" syndrome. Think of it like anime sameface. Some people cannot into different animals. The makers who can't draw are especially susceptable to that boxy balto-ish, lady and the tramp-ish style. The Japanese style is called kemono. Lower set eyes allow for the whole head to be smaller, and the lack of definite jaw allows the neck to be fitted, but it is equally sameface, just in an aesthetic more congruent with lolita/cutesy stuff.

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>>8738868
Not a furry myself, but I admire some of the suit builders that are out there. Some of them are amazing costumers, but the majority skimp and cut corners.

Decent (especially realistic) builders don't do that, and put effort into making their different heads the proper shapes. But the vast majority of generic/toon style heads do often look the same.

Pic related is a collage of heads all from the same studio. They're pretty varied, even between the toonie styled ones.

A lot of the end result comes down to the customer, too. I chose the best ones from this studio, because some of the customer-commissioned designs are just fucking awful. Neon colours everywhere.

>>8738957
what do furries do

do they like hump in the suits or what

>>8738963
What do cosplayers do

do they like hump in the costumes or what

Think of fursuits like somewhere on the spectrum of cosplayer to LARPer. Some people wear them as art or craft, and are just themselves in a costume. Some like being a character, and acting in a large group. And i know some people wear them for sexy times, but those are called murrsuits, and are controversial within the fandom. All quality makers refuse to have anything to do with murrsuits, so they tend to be ugly and poorly made.

>>8738968

>What do cosplayers do
>do they like hump in the costumes or what
i think this was meant to be rhetorical but I actually don't know

>>8738970
They do. Often. Well made cosplays can just be washed. Comparatively fewer fursuiters can do so because, unlike clothes, a fursuit needs to be made specifically for sex, which major suit makers refuse to do. Any cosplay can be used in sex, for the most part. Think cosplay deviants but in private. It's so common it's boring. There isn't a furry equivalent to CD because there are significantly fewer suits that can.

>>8738868
It depends on the artist. The foam bases can be carved and edited to what you want, but considering 80% of furries are male, and just about 70% have canine fursonas/characters, variation is rare. Most beginners stick to canines or canine facial features. Considering the "dog face" is re-occurring in the art as well, actually uniqueness is basically non-existent. I could tell you all the makers who don't dog face, and all the drama, but this just isn't the place (sadly. furry drama is so funny).

>>8738957
The studio is Stuffed Panda Studios, for those interested as least (if you wanna see their other stuff).

>>8738963
the most recent survey shows only... .9% or something use them for sexual things. And only 12% of the community own fursuits.
Fursuits are most commonly used for the wearer to be able to portray their character or even be the character, depending on how deep their in this shit.
To be honest, most of the ones with fursuits aren't complete fucking idiots. It's the ones with the tails and ears you gotta look out for. They're the type to forget how to act in public situation.

>>8738997
I used to hear some of the furry drama from a friend of mine (he writes serial fiction for a living, and has done quite a few furry shorts and erotica stories over the years), and it really is hilarious at times.

>>8738997
The biggest drama I knew of was that girl that appeared on My Strange Addiction. And it was quickly noted that she traced her 'sona

>>8739001
Especially how petty some of the shit is.
>Your red and black wolf looks like my black and red wolf! You're stealing my character! I'm gonna sue you!

>>8739004
That's just the tip of the ice berg. By the way that girl (currently goes by Jupey on FA), ended up selling the fursuit from that episode, wanting to get away from all the drama.It's been sold like... two or three times now by other people.

>>8739004
Not even close to juicy dramu. I mean there's the whole rapist wan note-leak accusations (the girl didn't accuse him, her white knights did), shoddy costume makers having a commission head "stolen" after months of jerking around, gofundme babbies faking pregnancies and miscarriages, furries are fucking gold. It's 50% mature, late 20-somethings, and 50% flaming-lispy freak-on-a-leash gays, batshit-insane teens, hyper-autistics, and tumblr-tards. Sooo entertaining, as long as you don't get dragged into it.

>>8739022
I'd love to know these juicy details.

>>8739026
>>8739022
Dude there's rape accusations all the time, confirmed rape, confirmed zoophilia (OVER 14% of the community. Including a really popular fursuit maker known as Java Suits/Wild-Life), convicted pedophiles and pet diddlers that have been arrested, and including one who is a part of the SECURITY STAFF, of all things, of a furry convention.
I don't have a Tumblr, but there's several that catalog all the drama. FuckingFurries, Furry-Fandom-Jerks, Fuzzy/Furry Scumbags (two different blogs).
After 12 years of being around this bullshit, I've seen it all.

>>8739029
I think this is about to fill the PT-shaped void in my drama heart

>>8739034
From an old furfag's perspective, this is everyday. As a non-fur, this is about to be some of the dumbest, but some of the funniest shit you're gonna see. As long as you can ignore the stupid SJW shit that pops up on those blogs you can find gold mines.
OH, and Artists-Beware on LJ. Not only does it help warn you against people not to commission, but the shit these people deal with are 10/10. Whether it's waiting three years on a $20 drawing, or spending $2000 and getting NOTHING in return, it's just...
Stay out of the stupid community, but enjoy the stupid drama.

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>>8738665
>>8738673
>>8738680
>>8738832

I have all of the replies from cgl since I can't access to rufflechat that long ago (not sure if it got deleted or not) as well as no one print screened facebook comments. thought it was a lot but not really; most are sad and some cringy

>>8738638
Not Honey Cake.

>>8729884
This entire post is cringe.

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>>8739069
>tfw I want to own a tiny house
>tiny houses are the size of campers
>can still fit a decently sized wardrobe and a proper bathroom in one
>have one dog I couldn't leave behind if I got a tiny house today
>still wonder how this person let themselves go this bad, small living space or not

>>8739475
Me too anon! I've been drawing blueprints for like three years. I want a Japanese style washroom and a walkthrough wardrobe.

>>8739489
>>8739475
This is our generation in a nutshell. This is the only kind of house we can afford without paying it off until we're 65.

>tfw old people probably consider us hippies now what with our gay marriage, legal pot smoking, and 'gypsy caravan' homes

>>8734140
This is like generic sparkledog deviantart persona. It looks nothing like a fawn. Hell, it somehow doesn't look like a fox or dog. Just some weird fusion pink beast.

>>8739524
It's great because the person who made it and the person who owns it are both notorious for drama; especially the person who made it. She has owed tons of money because she doesn't finish her art, and just continues taking commissions to make more money.

>>8739495
Truth, also can have a really nice decor without spending megabucks. The ability to move with ease of just getting a truck to move your house is awesome too.

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>>8723911
I hate furries so much. I once saw a gathering of like 4 furries at a park. A little kid rushed up to them and gave them hugs. That poor innocent kid, totally unaware of the creepiness. I'm down with a lot of shit, but I'll never be cool with furries.

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>>8739572
Bit off topic but I'd love to see an entire 'neighborhood' of sorts full of tiny houses. Like how the retirement community sort of all flock together in their RVs for a few weeks? Lolitas and mori girls all coming together for a bit to just hang out for a week or two and swap clothes and show off their homes.

>tfw you'll never have a Princess Jellyfish style living situation of any kind

>>8739567
why the fuck do people keep giving her money?
>>8739603
I was house hunting earlier this year and there's an area near some lakes that were summer cottages converted into permanent residences. It would have been so cute if every person living in the area wasn't a trashy redneck. So many adorable pastel houses with white shutters but with old cars all over their dead lawns and dogs chained up everywhere. It's such a shame. It probably happened because the houses were cheap.

>>8723911
I hate idiot people holy shit. Did her mom not do anything but shoot krokodil during the pregnancy?

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>>8723911
>we generally wear lolita to lolita meets
Oh my god they are trying so hard and there was never a chance of it working

>>8739034
thats a pretty damn big void to fill...

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>>8739069
couldnt help but think of this. kek.

>>8738665
>I usually don't wear "shoes" either
>"shoes"
>quotation marks

w...what do you wear then, camper-chan

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>>8739734
Try to realize the truth, anon. There is no shoes.

>>8739029
Wasn't there that one furry who took/made copies of a famous dead furry's fursuit and wore it around to cons, occasionally with a halo?

>>8739879
I need more details. This is gloriously cringey.

>>8739879
Details please!

>>8738957
Ok some of these are weird as fuck but that jackalope thing is fucking adorable, get me a plushie of that.

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>>8739029
>FuckingFurries

I love you.

>>8739574
Once when I went bowling there was a furry meet going on directly next to a child's birthday party. The parents were confused and very pissed, since the furries were being extremely rude towards them and the kids. Like I understand that they're obviously there to do their own thing, I've been in that situation too (in cosplay though), but I've never threatened or cussed out a small child because they thought I looked cool and wanted a picture or a hug. You're dressed as a 6 foot tall pink kitten at a place often full of kids. Be fucking polite.

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>>8739879
>>8739925
>>8739985
SO, there was once a young man named Timothy C. McCormick/Lemonade Coyote or Cyrus Deer. While on duty as an EMS, he was in an accident. He and a fellow crew member both passed away after being in critical condition in the hospital.
The original fursuit, seen in pic related, was then recreated by a one "magnus diridian". However, when he attempted to wear it to a con (Anthrocon, aka THE BIGGEST FURRY CON IN THE US), he was caught. Having upset many, many people, he was asked to either put away the fursuit or get banned from the con.
He ended up apologizing, but... it was still a little fucked up. I didn't know the guy but, I respect the dead.

>>8739655
They like <INSERT PRONOUN HERE>'s art. It's pretty generic though. User has so many users though. Samm-Logic on tumblr has allll the answers on this drama.

>>8740057
Love you too Anon, love you too.

>>8740071
Furries at bowling allies tend to be asses, just saying.

>>8739574
Well, it's similar to mascoting in general. They're a giant animal, almost plush like. They'll either be terrified or excited.

>>8740166
*the kids not the furries, lol

>>8740166
At least they told them off about it.
>tfw I saw a picture posted here of just about everyone at Anthrocon in one photo and spotted a group from my state including a cringey guy who attended one of my cosplay meet-ups

That was one hell of an outing that included the cops almost being called because of him.

>>8739798
underrated post

>>8740166
wasn't there some furrycon where they got gassed?

There's also the huge drama involving some fursuit maker who owes a fursuit to a 16 year old girl who has to wait until shes 18 to sue them I think

>>8740251
iirc, some idiots at the con ended up accidentally making mustard gas from some janitor's cleaning supplies, and left it somewhere where the chemicals managed to waft into the con proper.

>pls no bully if I'm dangerously misremembering

>>8740253
Oh god I tend to not judge furries too hard since I draw furry art because its a super easy way to get money but holy hell that was stupid if it's true

>>8740257
So many common cleaning supplies can make some deadly stuff. Common sense would tell them not to mess with chemicals but i part of me just knows they were doing it on purpose and freaked out. They were probably looking to huff or some shit.

>>8740251
Eh, it's not uncommon for fursuit makers to be commissioned by minors, but they specifically have rules in their ToS related to this, mostly being either A) a parent has to do it B) They don't let minors commission them. Sucks the girl has to wait but, she should have waited on making such an expensive decision. Most fursuit makers are horribly immature when it comes to running a business, and even then, those who become big names still make a lot of mistakes.
>Looking at you Don'tHugCacti and your horrible attitude

>>8740253
It was a chlorine gas leak at a con known as Midwest Furfest, which is actually happening in a week or so. The source was found in a stairwell, and was intentional.
They did not find the person or people who did it.

>>8740278
She doesn't have to wait until 18 to get her fursuit, she has to be 18 before she can bring a lawsuit to the person who scammed her... apparently.

>>8740281
Oh I know what you meant. I'm saying she should have waited. Fursuit ToS tend to be a bitch and if you do it while you're younger then there's always issues; whether you're a minor making them or a minor wanting one.
I tend to tell younger furfags to wait until they can be finacially responsible, have a parent do it as they are of legal age, or just get a pre-made one that's made for selling.

>>8740284
*financially responsible is the wrong phrase. I mean like, until they can afford such an expensive hobby and not be flat ass broke

>>8723911
>we're not furry, we're fashionable.
FUCKING
REKT
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K
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I fucking love this board

>>8738665
Absolutely disgusting
Please take care of yourselves

>>8740166
See this is why I have more respect for furries than a certain related fandom. At least furries seem to regulate and police themselves and have shame for the shitty people involved.

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My Princess Yue wig after the commissioner got pissed when I told my story on cosplay.com or another forum about waiting 2 years. And yes that's how she packed it. After sending me this nasty fuck you don't ruin my rep in cosplay!!!!!!!!! message. I made a rant video on her, turned out she'd fucked over one too many people who shared it. Since kinda vanished since.

>>8742028
She's since vanished* The fuck brain

>>8723911
All hail the Toronto comm

>>8742028
I legit thought it was a brain scan on the thumbnail

>>8742163
Haha ya the first one right? Well that's where she caulked the shit out of the wig. So even if she delivered it in a reasonable way I could never fix it.

>>8742167
yea I'm the first one to admit it

>>8740257
I heard it was done on purpose?
Also, what kind of art do you do, I've been thinking about doing commissions but I'm not sure if my art's too generic. I can do people okay, but...
>>8742028
Hoooly shit, that's vile. Did she hotglue it to the wig head or something? I'm not sure if the strap thing under the chin is a ribbon or glued hair or what.

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don't forget this classic, and there's a video of it somewhere

>>8746537
Don't worry, furries love generic. As long as you can draw big dicks or boobs you're cool. Coming from someone who knows firsthand how bad the sexual stuff is online when it comes to em.

>>8740257
Off topic, but do you have tips on where to go to sell furry art? I do commissions but they've been kind of slow lately and I'd love to make easy money from furries.

>>8749206
Furaffinity, Don't go to deviantart as you'll get almost 0 there

It also helps if you're willing to draw lewd

>>8740284
She had all the money and sent it all off but the maker never bothered to do it, The fursuiter was Hinauchi and she has a history of scamming people and selling real fur

>>8734140
This looks nothing like a deer...

>>8749279
Completely new anon to the conversation, but I actually found myself making more money from regular commissioners on dA than FA during my brief stint. If you have the time to manage two accounts it could be worthwhile, but if not definitely prioritize FA

>>8749283
Oh trust me I already guessed who it was. I brought her up way earlier; 12 years running. I remember when she first came onto the scene.
>>8734140
>>8739567

>>8749206
Furaffinity is usually the hotspot, but you have to be willing to do lewd or have a really special art style. dA can be okay, but you have to remember that dA is mostly minors and some people might try to pay with points.

>>8716497
I love this idea so much. Lets seriously do this.

>>8723911
>Furries
What the hell is wrong with this people, like how fucked up would you have to be to only feel comfortable wearing that shit, seek help. Also, not a cosplayer but I don't think that shit relates to cosplay at all. You cosplay a character that you like, you may act like them, in a performance but it's not like you think you actually are them.

>>8739034
The other day on a fat hate thread on fit someone posted a picture of her and I got really nostalgic. Whatever happened to her?

>>8749392
She came back briefly earlier this year, tried to add a bunch of people on Facebook, and started putting out dance videos again.

She's lost some weight, but also has lost her job and what little reason she had left. She's still intent on becoming a dance idol, and spends pretty much all day every day recording video of herself shuffling awkwardly to music in various costumes instead of looking for work.

>>8739798
i laughed harder than i should have

>>8739034
>>8749392
The lolcow farm was created became the Promised Land for PT and other drama since the /cgl/ exodus Join the farm, anon.