gore thread

>>18807
did he die?

>>18807
gored my heart shiet

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>>18807

>>19078
YES! EAT THAT BABY HUMAN! AHAHAHAHA!

>>19078
They're making fun of him. How rude.

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Posting actual gore.

FUCK why are cats so cute

we all have toxoplasmosis

>>19484
That's hardcore as fuck. What defense even is there against that thing?

>>19495
don't swim 4 inches above the ocean floor?

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>>19495
Loosening all muscles and accepting the cold, wet embrace of death, really.

>>19501
Octopi got to eat, mang

>>19504
>Filename
But god damn is that a beautiful color

>>19484
out-fucking-skilled

Look at these crazy fuckers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

>>19484
What is this fucking thing?

>>19504
Those things are scary but strangely elegant

>>19484
I started laughing when it blew a bunch of ink after getting caught

>>20655
uwaaaa~

>>20655
>ah fuck I fuckin' shat meself-

>>19484
Damn, nature!

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>>18807

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>>21713

>>19078
>don't drop the soap.webm

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>>19504
Proof that branches of therapod dinosaurs evolved into birds.

>>19507
>Octopi
I think you mean octopodes or octopuses.

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>>21685
that scared me for a second I thought the cat was gonna kill it

>>21478
Dude, what the heck? Nothing happened to the bunny.

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>>21906
Did you watch the full vid?

>>19113
Why is one of them black?

>>21984
They probably have multiple breeds and the black one is a different breed than the yellow ones. A lot of people have mixed flocks.

>>21984
They don't know better. Any time you mix breeds with chickens it's a power struggle. The pecking order of the largest group will override the other pecking orders because the entire group will peck the smaller group. Chickens will die because of this.

>>22043

i think he was baiting for a cuck joke and you missed it

>>19562
>>20631
>>21740
I think the filename is talking about the food being eaten.

>>19484
>think the octopus has good camo
>it's actually the flat ugly fucking sand fish thing, didn't even see it

>>22553
/fit/ here

I like to think of myself as a tough motherfucker but I love this so much

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>>19504

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>>22553
I'm reposting that all over /vp/ now.

>>22822
>giving cats milk

asshole owner

don't do this to ur kitties guys

>>22834
what about milk formulated for kitties?

>>22840
had no idea this was a thing, i'd ask a vet

>>22840
Milk is for babies.

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>>18807

>>22844
It is and and taste good imo.

>>22852
that thing got no ears

>>22856
how do you know how it tastes dude

>>22861
Don't give your pet water you wouldn't drink, don't give your pet food you wouldn't eat.

>>19504
holy shit is that a velocoraptor

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>>18807

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>>22822
ew

>>22881
this reminded me that bunnies are pets
i need one

>>22697
Lynel_Mask.gif

Anyone got the webm of the dog getting stabbed by the fake knife and he stares at the camera.

>>19484
fucking campers

>>22697
>nope, fuck this shit

>>21984
>>22043
>>22690
More likely it's a breed with a sex-linked pigmentation gene. The trait allows chickens to be sorted into males and females as soon as they hatch, and so it has been deliberately introduced to a number of modern breeds for this reason.

>>22822
That filename, tho.

>>22873
Does that mean I can feed the pet another pet?

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>>19484

>>23178
that's a dinosaur

>>23182
a very cute one

>>21984
Husband got cucked

please stop

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>>23192

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>>23189
I fucking lost it when the robot came back around for a second pass.

>>23194
Have some fun

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>>23190
What sort of condition is this?

>>23203
/can/ really didn't have enough sharks with anime eyes on them

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>>23205
look at this man's face

>>22697
>mlpol

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>>23208

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>>23205
And people still think all the dinosaurs went extinct.

>>23215
can somebody edit this so it's just the giraffe using headbutt?

>>18807
i fucking love you guys.

Is amazing how much fun i have today in here.

This and /mlpol/ are fucking awesome

>>22697
Keked hard bro

>>23216
did he kill the lad at the end?

>>22697
Itsatrap.gif

RIP /can/

>>22697
why have you betrayed me.gif

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I sometimes forget that raccoons are very intelligent.

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>>19078
>LOOK AT THIS STUPID BABY CRAWL!
>HURDUR THIS IS HOW YOU STUPID YOU CRAWL NIGGER!

>>23200
>please restart Hamster 2.0 to continue

>>21984
KEKED

But seriously there is such a thing as recessive genes that that doesn't appear but until paired with another since it gets override by the dominant gene

Imagine if two duck had Y-b (Yellow- black) had 4 ducks

Y-Y Yellow duck
Y-b Yellow duck
b-Y Yellow duck
b-b Black duck

>>22834
Why?

>>23283
They are lactose intolerant

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>>19484
>>19803

>>23215
Goose status: LOOSE

>>21955
Oh, I see.

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their sounds were funny

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>>22897
Bunnies are fantastic pets. Mine are litterbox trained and come when I call them.
They're more like dogs than cats, though. They require a lot of attention and daily exercise. You need to actively play with them 1 on 1.

>>23334
>Bunnies are fantastic pets
I'm not particularly keen on rabbits after having one as a kid that liked to scratch and attack me.

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>>23337
Fair enough, to each their own.
They do have different personalities, but it has a lot to do with how they're raised.
Like how a pitbull can be very sweet or mean based on how it's treated.

>>22616
nom nom nom nom nom

>>23205
Behold, a man.

>>23375
delete this right fucking now

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>>23375
>>23380

>>21685
You fucking scared me, I thought the cat would eat that little duck.

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>>23215
Why are those fuckers so angry?

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>>23375

>>23568
Does a crocodile have the mental capacity to process fun? Does it find any enjoyment in doing that?

>>19504
What a magnificent beast...

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>>23569
Sadly, the world may never know.

>>23275
Fucking kek. Underrated.

>>23539
Canadians.

>>23569
They are pretty smart desu, theyve even been observed hunting in packs

>>23675
Is it possible to have consensual intercourse with them? What's a crocodile vagina like?

>>23681
No idea, that would be alpha af

>>23681
http://mzansilive.co.za/ritual-turns-tragedy-limpopo-brothers-killed-raping-crocodile/

>>23683
I would give that kid a bath, of napalm

>>23701
Why the fuck wouldn't they tie it up first? They deserved to die.

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>>22697
Why is the horse cosplaying as Cerea?

>>22812
>BLACKED.COM

This thread is brutal

>>23187
the poor kitty died of diabetes a few days later

>>23576
>that tongue
good form

>>23731
how original lmao

>>23730
Recognizing the random nature of life, particularly in the non-human animal world, doesn't make me a "defeatist faggot". I think it's a useful way to view and try to understand the world.
For an octopus, if moving along the ocean floor is at any point necessary, then you run the risk of encountering one of those things. If they can't reasonably detect it, and they take a path that walks them into it, then they are probably dead. They could have just as easily taken a different path, but there wasn't a way for it to choose its way around that thing, so they ended up taking the unlucky route and died.
If you want to know how a human could avoid it, then I assume that produces some heat, so despite its camo' you could maybe use some sort of thermal imaging to see it.
You could also use a long pole and just touch in front of you, I guess.

>>23334
There's something strange on your cat's face.

>>23354
It's the poop shovel.

>>23769
It's a toomah