>Banks You guys know that banks take your money and lends

>>996371
wow! did you figure that all out on your own!? Welcome to the Financial System xD!!! EBIN!

Your employer takes money from banks to pay you. God damn employers giving us jobs and shit. Fuck them.

WWOOW THOSE ILUMINATIS, IT'S A CONSPIRACY DON"T TRUS THE SYSTEN

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banking is the best business of mankind history. you can create money whenever you want and do whatever the fuck you want.

join them or lose

Long WFC.

>>996371
This is good because in the future you will be able to spend more because of that.

>>996371

and?

>>996377
No wait. I changed my mind! Praise be to corporations, for they are just like people only greater. They are selfless GODS bestowing good fortune unto all out of the goodness of their hearts.

>>996371
Wow, absolutely shocking revelation.

>>996371
Bankers used to use the "3-6-3" Rule;

Pay 3% to depositors. Take in 6% from borrowers. Go golfing at 3 in the afternoon.

>>996371
Do any of you use P2P lending? Lending circle and Funding Circle for example? Great stuff. Easy money.

>>996371
No shit.
Brokerages do it with stock.
That should be a bumper sticker.

>>997422
I have a lending club account

so far only 1 fucker has defaulted, luckily the interest I made more than covers that

>>996371
Nah thats just kid tales

>>997422
took out 4.5k in student loans and dumped it into lending club...@ ~7k now

feels good man

>>997422
>>998593
>>998728

Really interested in this. Any links or more info would be appreciated. Maybe I should start a new thread?

>>996371
Babby's first time outside mommy's basement?

Fuck this board

>>997420
It should be 1-2-1, but this isn't Austria. When the banks use up their capital they should get more selective with loaning instead of expecting unlimited free debt, the bad loans it causes are destructive and the policy has been obsolete ever since WW2 reconstruction was complete.

They lock it in a vault for me. They keep it safe.