I have $1400 saved up. I am new to the spend money to make money

>>987748
Invest in classified ads selling your dick sucking services.

But in all seriousness, make sure you have at least six months of living expenditures saved up first. Then begin to invest in dick sucking enterprises.

>>987753
You forgot about knee pads, they go great with such a lucrative business model.

>>987748
Bitcoin no seriously

>>987779
Lel

>>987748
Two words.

BUY. GOLD.

Thank me later.

>>987779
>>987753
>>987856

How original. I am sure people read that and we're like "how funny, I have never read that before"

1.4k isn't enough to see any notable returns without a lot of risk OP. See if you can take that money and turn it into a small business. I suggest legal, but it's your life.

put that 1.4k into bitfinex, go margin long 3x.

Watch it turn into 2.5k in 2 weeks.

ezpz

$1,400 isn't even an emergency fund. Keep trying.

>>987748
Bitcoin
Gulden
Gold
Silver

wait 5 years be a millionaire

>>987748

I dunno OP, invest in some new Colorodo startup weed businesses. In one or two years a few of those companies are going to skyrocket.