What are your top ten rules for success in life?

>>986866
The 10 Commandments

>>986905
How's that working for you?

If you can't afford to save what you're about to buy right now, then you shouldn't be buying it.

Save an entire month's paycheck so you are a month ahead, and then budget with what you made last month. No longer living paycheck to paycheck.

Save a few month's of living expenses in case you get fired or laid off. Put that money in a Money Market account or a short term bond/CD until you need it.

Don't get loans for cars or trucks ever. You don't need a brand new car you consumer kek.

Don't loan money to friends or family you aren't okay with losing.

If you want to learn something, buy a textbook for the subject, not a book by some journalist "guru".

Don't marry a woman that doesn't at least hold a Masters Degree and doesn't disrespect her family, or people in general. The less relationships/sexual partners she's had, the less drama there will be. Go for Asians. White girls are shit tier. A rare black woman with a Masters degree is god tier. There is absolutely no reason what so ever to ever have more than 2 children, if any. Get a dog or 2.

Take up an outdoor hobby such as golf, fishing, hunting, etc. Don't be a pasty white fat ass.

Eat right. Cook all of your meals. Buy fresh veggies if you can. No processed foods, fast food, soda, etc.


Set a cleaning schedule so you're always cleaning something. Wash dishes you use after you finish eating instead of letting them pile up. Clean your fridge out once a month. Clean your toilet once a week. A dirty house is a gross.

>>986936

All of this is good advice. I'm a relatively stress-prone person so not having a 3-month plus emergency fund set-up would drive me insane.

>>986906
Pretty good, actually.

>>986936

where the fuck do i find a chick with a masters degree?

>>986949
I use my first dating website LinkedIn

>>986976
oh god my sides

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These 2 have worked well for me.

1. Have goals, and always work toward them. Doesn't matter how big, or unrealistic, or silly they may be. The fact that you've got something to work for puts you ahead of every NEET faggot on this site. Hell, having your eyes on some kind of future prize and progress puts you ahead of almost every other loser IRL.

2. Without being an asshole, do whatever you want. Literally whatever you want. It feels great.

>>986866
1.- Never thrust/read/make shitty top 10 list on the internet

>>986866
1. never make a What are your top ten rules for success in life? thread
2. tell the op of a What are your top ten rules for success in life? that he's a retard

you're a fucking retard op

1-10. Disregard females.

>>986936
Don't marry a woman who disrespects her family, abandons her family or has been in jail. Fuck her if you wish but don't marry her.

>>986936
Like the advice except the children part. Propagate high quality genes and culture plz.

1. Minimize stress.
2. Be a problem solver.
3. Do something with your hands (paint, yard work, maintain your car).
4. Respect your family. Take time to visit grandparents etc.
5. Listen more than you speak.
6. Don't waste time with social media.
7. Read a book for pleasure a few times a year.
8. Pay a little extra for quality. Don't waste energy being stingy.
9. Be proud of yourself but not arrogant.
10. Minimize stress.

I'm not wildly successful but I am very happy

1. Be born to rich parents
2. Have rich parents send you to a nice school
3. Take fancy vacations with parents to get rid of stress from school, letting you study better
4. Have no debt because your parents paid for school
5. Use parents' business connections to get internships without scrutiny
6. Have parents pay for a private tutor so you can graduate at the top of your class
7. Get a job in upper management straight of school because of how well connected you are to the place where you interned
8. Sell the stock portfolio your parents bought for you in order to buy a nice house
9. Campaign to shift the tax burden away from yourself onto the lazy poorfags because you're a hardworking job creator
10. Do the same for your children

Suck it poorfags.

>>987272
I will defeat you.

>>986936

totes agree.

except the degree for women thing. I don't really care if they have any degree. As long as they do what I tell them.

>>986866
Don't make the "rewards" of your endeavors the end-all-be-all. Enjoy the ride. Take pleasure in the drudgery that will get you there and beyond.

The pleasure of those big accomplishments and their yields are, after all, temporary.

There is no big moment in which you get everything you've been working for and are forever satisfied with your life. So why fixate on it?

1. Be rich
2. If poor just stop being poor bruh
3. Work hard even though the job you want will go to someone who who is less skilled but haves connections
And that's how to get rich

>>987272
Stop that Bernie

>>986866
git gud or die trying

>>986866
Disregard females would be one of them. In the least edgy way possible.

>>987257

This.

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>success

What does this word mean?

>>986936
for the cooking part:

-You should buy frozen broccoli, coliflower, peas...It's literally healthier, easier to cook/store (little decay), look it up.

-boil like 5+ hard boiled eggs at the beginning of the week, they will remain fresh for most of the week.

>>987399
Be able to make and spend enough money to be happy with your life. "Success" changes from person to person.

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1. Chill
2. Run

Don't ever have sex because you will get STDs

Eat restaurant/fast food every day because making your own food is time consuming

Live with your mom forever and save like $2000 a month

Fantasize about suicide every night but don't ever do it

Don't go outside or talk to people outside of work because you are more likely to get sick that way

Buy old cars for like $3000 and drive them forever until they break and then buy another one

Eat cliff bars for meals sometimes

Play video games instead of doing stupid shit like going to bars and wasting your money

Don't actually do anything 4chan says because they are all kids born in the 90's and are stupid as fuck

Hate trannies

1.Figure how hard you wanna work and how much you will charge
2.Suck dicks
3.Suck dicks
4.Suck dicks
5.Suck dix
6.Suck dicks
7.Sucks dicks
8.Suck dicks
9.Suck dicks
10.Suck dicks

>>987657
This is a thread about ten tips for success, not ten tips for being a NEET.

>>987664

I am successful :(

>>986866
Yourw daily habits will determine your destiny

To cut out something you dont want focus on the behavior. Not the thought. Not the intent (psychiatry). Just stop the behavior.

>>987295
This.

>>987658
Kek

ITT: http://www.nask.co/see/xV0O7OAwzg

1. Be Jewish
2. Don't watch porn
3. Do not associate with females now that we are in 21st century
4. Always think about money
5. Acquire the sheckles at any means possible
6. Study/read something every single day, or else you will fuck up eventually
7. Don't waste time on /biz/, especially posting in thread like these
8. Fuck, I just realize my hypocrisy
9. Don't be a hypocrite
10. Stay Jewish and avoid women/ alcohol and degeneracy as much as possible

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>>987657
Aw yes, on the road to success

1) Reject consumerism. It's fine and encouraged to buy nice things, but don't derive your happiness from your material possessions and you are not superior to another person just because of your clothing, car, or electronics.

2) Save at least 80% of what you make. Only way you're going to live and die with any dignity.

3) Don't marry a woman that is not a virgin. A woman's statistical chances of divorce go up by roughly 10% for every pre marital sex partner that the woman has had. Fuck around with them all you want, but don't marry them.

4) Always consistently lift weights and do cardio. Your health is the key to being happy in life. No one cares how much money you have at the end of the day if your health is shit.

5) Understand nutrition and how to properly feed yourself. This goes hand in hand with point 4. Make sure that you have a diet with healthy macro and micro nutrients instead of processed garbage. I don't care about your IIFYM shit, eat your fruits and vegetables every day.

1. Work to understand yourself first.
2. Figure out your relationships with other people
3. Continually move forward
4. Don`t be afraid of change
5. Persevere

>>986866
1. Browse reddit
2. Masturbate erryday
3. Invest every paycheck in bitcoin
4. Ask mom for money to invest in Vanguard
5. Trade rare pepes
6. Tell dad I want stuff for Chrismas
7. Steam sales save you money
8. Never wash your nutsack (wash your ass though, that's gross)
9. Any day now that Nigerian prince will come through
10. Shitpost

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>>987843
>1. Spend less than you earn
>2. Don't play videogames
>3. Invest in index funds
>4. Don't play computer games
>5. Always be looking to get a better job
>6. Go to sleep earlier, wake up earlier
>7. Exercise
>8. Don't play games of leisure on your phone, desktop, laptop or console
>9. Buy SPY
>10. Don't play videogames

>>987851
Should I play video games tho?

>>987703
Save 80% of what you make lol

You ars on meth

>>987703
If the woman had 10 sexual partners it's 100% divorce rate? Smh.

Where are you suppose to find virgins for marriage? Does that even exist in literally any country...

>>987873
agree, the guy who posted this does not seem to interact with real women in the real world. women have partners just like men do, so wtf is that kind of bs to state?

>>987883
I understand what he was getting at, sluts are obviously not marriage material but "pure virgin wife" is an out of touch /r9k/ meme.

>>987885
how would you define a slut? a woman who is fucking a lot of guys now, or a woman who has fucked a lot of guys in general? this does not make any sense. im pretty sure the experince and her need to find new "meat" is less than a virgin woman

>>987843
>ask your mom for money to invest in vanguard

Lol I just did that last month, I guess I am not the only one

>>986936
All of this is very good advice, interested to know what anon does?

1. Believe in yourself
2. Know yourself
3. Have clear visions and goals
4. Accept full responsibility of your life
5. Don’t be afraid to fail
6. Have a sense of urgency
7. Work hard
8. Seek relationships with the right people
9. Always seek to learn and improve
10. Give something back

Go to bed and wake up early
Eat a healthy diet and cook your own meals, none of that processed shit
Lift and do cardio
Don't smoke. Drugs are ok from time to time
Make finance a hobby rather than a chore
Be friendly to everyone you meet without being a pushover or a tryhard
Read good works of fiction daily. Daily, anon. It's important
Stop being a consumer cluckhold pleb
Delete your social media accounts. You will be happier and less resentful of others
Read important works of philosophy, religion and social criticism
Respect tradition
Avoid politics and Reddit-tier mental masturbation like the fucking plague

>>986936
Most of these are great. The cleaning schedule is a bit weird and it's ridiculous to expect to marry only women with a masters, also most textbooks are written by people with no knowledge on the subject so it's not necessarily the best learning tool.

>Chill, if your life is all work with no chill, and no chance of improvement or of any benefit to you, you're living the wrong life. Don't end up in a wageslave pit. And I'm not saying "become a NEET", just don't work at a place that has no future for you, if you can.
>Save ten percent of anything you earn, bottom line. If you can, save more.
>Buy in bulk, plan meals ahead.
>Shower every day. Brush teeth twice everyday. Stay clean shaven, you'll just get a creepy mustache if you don't.
>Media should be obtained for free. Alternatively, for cheap and in good condition.
>Work out when you can.
>People are stupid, and you're no exception. You are not anything special and neither are your colleagues.
>Don't get autistic about your hobbies. Hobbies are for fun, dumbfuck. Invest in them when you can, and enjoy them when you have time.
>The sooner you realize everything related to politics, religion, and lack thereof is dumb, the sooner you can get to work. Getting worked up about muh degeneracy, or muh blacklivesmatter, or muh winter-chan or muh refugees is time that can be spent enjoying yourself or doing productive things.
>Play video games if you have time and the proper self control. All the better if you're playing with friends or people from work. Gives you something to talk about and helps you make friends in the workplace, which is always nice if you're not a huge aspie.

>>987016
>>986976
Check out LinkedUp

>>986936
> 2 children
> marrying a gook or nigger

There is a genocide going on and you don't care.

>>988734
I married a gook and have 2 kids. Feels pretty good.
>wife is frugal and doesn't spend money
>makes $80k/year as a nurse
>takes care of all my accounting
>cooks/cleans
>excellent mom

>>988744
About to start nursing school in January. Tips? My Adviser already told me not to trust anyone I am in class with because people screw each other over due to limited seating.

>>988752
What type of nursing degree are you going for? The answer I give you depends on this.

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>>986976
Linked in pffff yeah exactly. Men are only friends with attractive women on there to get in their pants.

>>988744
Dont worry about /pol/ guy , most adults dont gove a shit

>>988744
let me guess, filipina? if you're going to marry a gook at least choose one of the better ones.

>>986936
Any advice on relationships in general? I don't want to end up like MC Hammer with everyone taking advantage of me. Or was that Sir Mixalot?

>>988950
Yea filipina. I guess the "nursing" part kinda gave it away lol

>>989145
das racist mein nigga

>>988744
Sad to say but yeah, white women are a burden these days.
>Wants to go on huge vacations and live a fancy life
>Makes near minimum wage with a degree (or volunteers) and has no drive to improve
>Complains all day to the man who just came home from the only job that pays rent
>Doesn't cook/clean
>Can't even take care of a pet

Am I describing my ex-gf of 4 years, my friend's wife, or my other friend's fiance?

D. All of the above.

>>989158
It's become meme level. Even Filipinos will tell you that they have become synonymous with the nursing profession. I couldn't tell you how or why that trend started.

>>988734
The only ones committing the genocide are white women by being shit tier life partners.

I'm not even a sperglord virgin hating on them for rejection, I'm a late 20s tired piece of shit talking from experience. I've had to kick out 3 women after being with each for years because all 3 turned into emotionally abusive lazy freeloaders.

>>989210
Yea I have had plenty of white girlfriends and only a few of them didn't come off as really entitled. I'm not even saying all of them are like that, just the ones I've personally encountered. It's a shame desu

>>989217
It is, anon. I just want to settle down and be bros with a hotty for life so we can make money, have fun, and eventually be sassy parents.

Then they keep turning into Scumbag Steve with tits once the two year mark is hit. Why can't they just keep a job, do their fair share of chores, and stop talking about all their friends behind their backs?

>>987657
Prerty gd good advice

>>987888
Theyre all whores