>You now magically own a small business >You are responsible

assuming I'm married, she would have blackmail to hold over me, so no
assuming I'm not, how bad of an employee is she

>>977048

Not competent, but not so grossly incompetent as to cause a serious disaster through negligence or malice.

>>977047
Fire her and have security escort her out immediately.
The lawsuits alone aren't even worth it

I'd report this thread then kill myself

>>977047
Decline the offer and fire her still. It would be pathetic to accept the offer, for one thing, and keeping a poor employee is bad for your business.

>>977047
is she attractive?

>>977047
>Record your conversations with every employee in case they accuse you of sexual harassment
>Record conversation of her offering blowjob
>Make no explicit promise for keeping her job, only that "you'll consider it"
>Receive blowjob
>Right after you cum in her mouth and then zip up your pants and beltbuckle you calmly tell her to "Get the fuck out of this office, you're fired"
>Go back to playing chess on your computer

>>977118
>chess
>not playing Candystand Mini Golf

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>>977047
Defensively jizz on her face and jump out the window

>>977119
>Not being 1600+ rated blitz chessplayer
>Thinking you will ever be successful at business if you can't even get a half-decent chess rating

Keep dreaming pal.

no thx garbage

>>977123
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>977132
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/

merica redneck

>be boss
>have own office
>with computer
>already jacked off

sorry lady, cant embarass the boss

>>977050
Pretty much this I wouldn't trade my business for a blowjob that's what poorfag a would do.

Also the awkwardness that will fallow after that.

>>977123
>Thinking you will ever be successful at business if you can't even get a half-decent chess rating

According to OP I'm the kind of person that magically acquires small businesses, clearly the rules don't apply to me.

>>977047
Pay 30€ for a blow job and throw her out.

>>977047
>record
>sue her for sexual harassment
>fire her for sexual harassment

>get my dick sucked
>fire her anyway

>>977202
It's not even sexual harassment

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>Hurr I'll just use my ladiness to get what I want.

Nope.

>>977225
>suck my dick and I won't fire you
Sexual harassment
>don't fire me and I will suck your dick
Not sexual harassment

SJW detected.

>>977047
Fired immediately. Blackmail and due to her shit performance ruining my day, for what, 15 minutes of questionable pleasure? Go get a blowjob from a girl who isn't maladjusted, you neckbeards.

>>977048
She can still black mail you as you're her boss, and she's a retarded employee willing to blow her boss. She'll fuck you over somehow even if it means getting herself fired in the process.