Do you know how bad it feels to be so poor you can't afford

>>970357
Rope is for upper class. You can try to stop breathing but you will simply faint.

>>970357
Plastic bags and duct tape are cheap. Or sell a kidney you poorfag.

>>970359
>Plastic bags and duct tape are cheap.
You must be such a spoil brat. Do you not know that plastic and duct tape isn't free? I'VE GOT 0$ NIGGER.. I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO USE THE INTERNET. I AM USING A MCDONALDS FREE WIFI.

>>970362
Sell your phone or laptop to a pawn shop then, retard. Or steal what you need to kill yourself. Or suicide by cop.

Or just admit that you don't want to kill yourself and only want the attention. Faggot.

Just take the train in your face.

Just run in traffic
take the stairs and jump head first

There are laces on your shoes

advertise for potential murderers on CraigsList

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Join a group of fundamental extremists and take back the power over your life

>>970362
Steal a rope or other materials to kill yourself you stupid fuck. No wonder you're poor you can't even solve simple problems.

>>970357
>my dad the huge oil tycoon
jesus if he's so rich just ask to work for him for the rest of your life, even doing excel work or janitoring is better than dying

>>970357
What on Earth do you need bleach for?

>>970694
For a nice mid-afternoon cocktail