I got a text today saying "Heyyo". Turned out to be

advice please? She is waiting for a response.

>>968759
The only thing she sent was "heyyo"? Screenshot the text and send it.

>>968759
>I got a text today saying "Heyyo".
Send her the dimensions of your dick, she clearly wants it

>>968771
I replied asking who it was and was told that they ran my application and wanted to interview me tomorrow.

I am just going to tell her that I graduated in 2010 and worked for a friend for 4 years, attended college but it wasn't something I wanted to do, I also do some freelance graphic design work and know my way around a computer very well.

>>968771
>>968773
I fell for this meme before.

Let me just say... it didn't turn out as I imagined it would.

Don't do it OP, whatever you do, DO NOT send a picture of your dick or sexually forward texts

>>968759
>"Woman" sends you a text asking to meet "her" tomorrow at a warehouse
>Tomorrow, on a SUNDAY
u gun git raepd

>>968887
seemed a bit sketchy but false alarm.

It was a friend messing with me. Seemed a bit sketchy why would someone text me about a job instead of calling.

>>968894
See, at least you didn't do >>968792

Imagine how bad it would've been if you sent your friend a picture of your dick

>>968779
Sounds good to me. It's a warehouse job; what they want to know is:
> Are you a dangerous lunatic who will hide bodies under the conveyor?
> Are you a literal retard who can't comprehend basic instructions?
> Are you a turboautist who will make life hell for the other warehouse monkeys?
> Are you a midlife crisis who will leave in 4 weeks when he decides to go back to his real job?

If you can convince her that all those are 'no', you'll get the job.

>>968759
>They want to interview me tomorrow and she asked me to tell her about myself, what exactly do I say? Graduated in 2010, attended college 4 years after High school but dropped out because I wasn't sure what I really wanted to do? Not nervous about the interview even it's my first, but not sure what to tell her. Advice?

Drop the college bit. Say you know how to bust ass to get shit done. Rattle off the jobs you worked and fill in the time not working with a failed business.

>>968894
OP for future reference someone going over applications will not text you they will call you. Also if a girl in charge of the applications texts you then she is not looking to hire you but to hook up or if you're lucky both

>>968894
>Heyyo

That should have tipped you off.