You have 10 seconds to explain why you are not majoring in Math

Cause im dyslexic

>>967022
because I'm majoring in physics

Engineering is more fun

>>967053
LMAO no it's fucking not
>do mechanical engineering
>spend like 60-70 hours on a project where you make a fucking retarded drill with 3D models in NX, several technical drawings, freehand drawings, ecoanalysis, consumer analysis, market analysis, a god damn fucking website, plastic mockup model, container for plastic mockup model, advertisements etc. etc.

Fuckin hell that shit sucked so fucking much
"fun" my fucking ass
I'd rather experiment with a high-powered laser instead of playing around with fucking cardboard and glue and spend 14 hours drawing like 4 machine drawings of a FUCKING DRILL

rant over

Because I didn't have an aversion to money and sex

Because I'm not that good at math and it seems too theoretical to be able to be applied with just a bachelor's.

Which year are you in?

>>967071
/thread

>>967022

is math just a huge scam? where are the endless jobs I was promised

>>967199
You fell for the /sci/ troll, senpai.

Because I'm minoring in math

Because maths is gay

Because Im majoring un Bioengineering and biotech

>>967022
Because i am. And im minoring in Accounting.

I want a job at a bank

>>967221
Keked

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>>967022

pic related

>>967349
>Because i am. And im minoring in Accounting.

>Not majoring Accounting and minoring in Math

what in the fuck?

I dont have autism.

>>967022
I'll take "jobs to be replaced by AI in the next decade" for 10 thanks Alex.

>>967552
>an accounting student told STEM students this
hahahhahaahah
it's like a 600 lbs diabetes-ridden fatty telling a guy who smokes a cig a few times a month when he goes out drinking that smoking is bad for your health

pls fucking spare me dude

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>>967022
I'm taking up a trade to live a decent life off of. I don't need anymore than that. Trades are always in demand so there is job security there.

I don't know, I always hear horror stories of people getting expensive super-degrees, then ending up jobless and in debt. I'd rather just take up plumbing and call it a day.

>>967931
Mathematicians are always in demand

Because I'm almost 60 and too old for that shit

I am. Have an $80k dollar a year lined up.

Because i'll be a dentist in a year
And i'm jewish

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I did EE instead, math is good though, always kek when scrubs complain about calc 1

>>968085
EE is good as well. Can you get any finance related jobs with that if you do a minor in Accounting or something?

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$300k starting is not enough

>>968113
Is there any major that pays BETTER than mathematics?

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Why would I take 300k starting when I can become a millionaire when my mexican chip heater becomes big

>>968104
You could do that without the minor desu

Because accounting and finance is all I need senpai

>>968160
Intredasting

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>>968104

My uni offers combined EE and business (double bachelor), it's 5 years instead of 4 and I'm not sure what the guys doing it are trying to get in terms of employment

>>967557
>>an accounting student told STEM students this
what the fuck are you talking about

>>968486
That's a strange combination

Math is for FUCKING NERDS

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>>969050
>my car when working as an Actuary or Quant

>>967066
Some people are into different things anon.

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>>969052
Your car when your job gets outsourced to China, or India, or you get replaced by an algorithm made by a CS student.

>>969055
This lmao

Rajesh Patel at your service, sir!

Sir, I have made of all the algorithms you have been of asking for, your order is complete sir, I ask you to rate the quality of servicings. Is there anything else I can help you with sir?

>>967022
Not smart enough, couldn't get my stupid head around the numbers so I had to be more realistic.

Cuz fish and petroleum is the only things worth studying in Norway.
I study fish and economics.

>>969055
>>969062
you guys do realize "making algorithms" isn't just something you can outsource right?

However you can make bots that come up with algorithms either by sweeping or iterative evolution

I won't let this thread die