What's the most immoral, yet legal, /biz/ related thing

Shouting into cunts painted by bastards

Suck dick for money

>>962667
Prostitute out your mother the suck the creampie out of her swollen snatch

Pimp yourself out to old men in Nevada

Create a charity and keep the money

>>962669
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>>962724
None of this stuff sounds legal.

>>962667
Why the fuck do people post this reaction image?
What is it supposed to even represent?

>>962667
Become a patent lawyer

>>962734
losing a rap battle

>>962730
>Can't retail your only real own asset
>MUH FREEDUM

Start a religion.
Corporate Finance.

>>962783
Curious to know why you say that

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>>962667
Immoral, yet legal things to do?

> masquerade as a 14 year old girl online
> use VPN/proxy/tor
> lure wealthy predator, preferably someone of influence like a priest or rabbi
> take all his info, arrange meetup
> blackmail
> prove you aren't fucking around by mailing conversations right to his home address

Its pretty much legal because he will incriminate himself if he goes to police.

Else, you could start a religious cult. Take donations in abundance because you are funding construction of a spaceship to colonize Mars. Americans are dumb enough to believe this.

There are enough retards out there that will let you drop a steaming deuce down their throats while surrendering their wallet. Just look at Tai Lopez. He is welathy from shilling horse shit.

>>962978
>blackmail

>fraud

I don't think legal means what you think it means

robbing drug dealers.

Legal? Abuse imminent domain to seize agricultural or residentially zoned properties for pennies on the dollar, rezone the plots as residential or commercial, then either flip them or develop them.

You gotta have money to do this though, and live in a place where imminent domain has been expanded to private entities.

>>962667
Build casino in poor, uneducated district

Literally your entire income is based on economic oppression

>>963012
You mean eminent domain

>>963061

I stand by my hilarious first spelling.

>>962797
I was thinking losing virginity.

>>962667

Open a bank and distribute credit cards to poor people.

>>962730
Susan G. Komen begs to differ. Take a massive paycheck for your CEO services, sue other charities for infringing on your message/branding, and make sure to give at least 20% to your actual charity needs.

Otherwise, payday lender that charges predatory rates is pretty evil. Buy a patent and fuck with people that need it (dude that jacked the pill price from $13 to $785 or however much, but he got fucked in the end, too). Work on Wall Street. Used car dealer (it'll run for 30 days then die).

>>962988
>fraud
>implying a reasonable person would believe that he is actually going to mars

>>962667
IMPORT/EXPORT niggers from Africa, terrorists from Europe to far East and back again

>>962667
Become a DEA agent.

>>962667
get a job trading physical commodities - pretty much all firms in this space do shady things:

Mark Rich the super Jew who founded Glencore - got a presidential pardon from Clinton, traded oil with Iran in breach of the US embargo while also supplying agents to Mossad:

'One of his biggest market coups came during the 1973-1974 Arab oil embargo, when he used his Middle Eastern contacts to circumvent the embargo and buy crude oil from Iran and Iraq. After purchasing the crude for roughly US$12 per barrel, Rich doubled the price and sold it to supply-starved U.S. oil companies. Later, following the overthrow of Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, the Shah of Iran, during the Iranian Revolution in 1979, Rich used his special relationship with Ayatollah Khomeini, the leader of the revolution, to buy oil from Iran despite the American embargo. Iran would become Rich's most important supplier of crude oil for more than 15 years.[13] Due to his good relationship with Iran, Rich helped give Mossad’s agents contacts in Iran.[14]'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Rich#U.S._indictment_and_controversial_pardon

Glencore's rival Trafigura:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trafigura#Waste_dumping_in_C.C3.B4te_d.27Ivoire

'The 2006 Côte d'Ivoire toxic waste dump was a health crisis in Côte d'Ivoire caused by a Trafigura ship offloading waste in Abidjan, in order to avoid the extra dumping costs requested by Amsterdam Port Services BV due to local complaints about the smell. A local contractor dumped the toxic waste at as many as 12 sites in and around the city of Abidjan in August 2006. The gas caused by the release of these chemicals is blamed by the UN and the government of Côte d'Ivoire for the deaths of 17 and the injury of over 30,000 Ivorians, with injuries that ranged from mild headaches to severe burns of skin and lungs. Almost 100,000 Ivorians sought medical attention for the effects of these chemicals.'

Be on 4chin.

>>962724
o shit
thats cold

>>963064
you used it twice though

>>962667
>own a public college,
make the government loan out money to students.
enabling me to increase prices of college degrees exponentially.
giving students a degree and a mortgage after 5 years of unproductive time living in my "hotel"

>>962667
>own a healthcare insurance provider
make government force mandatory insurance coverage to every citizen
make them subsidize my business making me richer without competing in the market.
get the subsidies from tax dollars of the people. basically earning money without even taking the interest of the people into account.
sits by while raking in the money from the tax dollars and safe in the knowledge that no one will change that because "universal healthcare"

Sell way overpriced insurance after Natural Disasters to people who just lost all their shit.

>>963458
heck it's the biggest scam.
Government gives out school loans (artificially increasing demand)
enabling me to increase school tuition fee
students buy into the scam. get loans, spend it in my school, leave with a worthless degree, go out into a world wherein taxes are so high due to government subsidies to education that they can't even earn money, when they earn money they still have to spend money to pay their school debts.

Thx gubberment

>>962667
Being a Salesman and using high pressure sales tactics.

Being a Stockbroker and using high pressure tactics to get people to invest in stocks so you can make sweet, sweet comissions.

Generally being an ass-kissing sycophant and lending support to shit that you know is probably wrong to please a higher-up/your peers.

>>962978
Extortion

Also in some places even by pretending to be a teenage girl can get you charged as a sex offender

Idiot

>>963466
are you chinese?

>>962667
Outsourcing

>>964695
>le outsourcing meme
You've never been able to buy goods for cheaper than right now exactly because of that.

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>>964700
>degenerates who shit in their people

pls

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>>962996
A fine profession indeed

>>962667
Offer to pay the cost of someone having a personal doctor. Doesn't even have to be a bad doctor. Medicine doesn't really make decisions about operations based on risk reward yet so say a person can't afford surgery, giving them a personal doctor who does regular checkups and having all costs covered introduces the possibility of death by something like malpractice, infection or just a failed operation.

This is probably the only legal way to kill someone.