Advice To Your Past Self

>>959779
I'd have told him to shove everything into something named "Amazon" as soon as possible

Or some other stock knowing that I can just look it up having the actual data.

stop fapping so much

If she doesn't love you now, she won't love you later

buy bitcoin

>>960979
Oh god this, I'm just hitting impotency at 26 because of fapping 5-10 times a week for 10 years.

I should have invested in Apple instead of McDonald's in 1996...

>>960996

15+ times a week for twenty years and still going strong

see a doctor

Invest in netflix when it was a dollar stock

fuck kassandra on the first date

Take a gap year and work

Music is your most difficult hobby to make money off of, dedicate less time to it but still practice regularly.

Move those 50 bitcoins to a safer place and don't lose the password.

Everyone around you is exaggerating. Studying & learning how to do "difficult" shit that requires no physical dexterity isn't that hard if you bother setting up good structure.

Yes, you can smash.

Don't bother arguing with anyone about anything unless you genuinely care.

Feel like I could go on for days...

Punch him in the face

>>959779
I'd have stopped playing videogames.

>>959779


Don't eat that ass

>>961202
Backstory?

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>>961204

You don't want to know

>>961204

oh and I see what you did there

"back"story my ass

>>961205
>>961206
>>>/reddit/

>>961000
>>960996
Tips don't lie, I fap like crazy since i was 12 and 20 years later still going strong, go seek help.

>>959779
>lie on the FAFSA. Your parents won't help
>stop trying to be cool and fit in. It doesn't work if you have to try. You'll do fine if you just fuck off
>tell her you love her
>DON'T tell her you hate things she cares about, you stupid, asscunting motherfucker. THAT'S WHY YOU LOST HER GODDAMN HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US YOU FAT, DEPRESSED FUCKER? AND PUT ON SOME FUCKING DEODORANT! I KNOW SHE SAID YOU SMELL NICE! SHE WAS BEING NICE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

She's married now, btw ;_;

>>961229
Ahahahahaha.
You're such a faggot.

Don't be a sucker, suck dicks for $2, not 1 like everyone says.

Waste less money.

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>>961265
>Don't be a sucker
>But still suck

Gold.

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>>959779

Ask her out.

Register domain names like cars.com insurance.com hotels.com etc.

Buy bitcoins.

Buy Gateway Industries stock before Feb 2011
Buy Volkswagen stock before Oct 2008

There will be a "four chan". Avoid it at all costs.

Stop wasting time with people going nowhere in life.

Do not engage or debate people uninterested in what you have to say, it will ALWAYS be a waste of time unless they ask for your opinion.

Focus more in school

Read more, start exercising earlier, don't play so much WoW.

Go outside more often and stop being so awkward.

>>959779
>She wants to fuck, you Autistic moron
>Buy Bitcoin ASAP, sell November 2013

>>961061
>Move those 50 bitcoins to a safer place and don't lose the password.
Damn senpai

I guess it depends on how young but generally I don't think I'd advice myself to do things differently, except for maybe not wasting half a year on /pol/

You have € 2 000. Learn all you can about your mining and extraction business, get into it. Do your year in the military, you have no discipline as it is. Keep going when it comes to natural resources.

When your parents are forced to sell their house have everyone move in with your grandparents and invest every last cent into Apple instead of an apartment.

>>959779
dont start smoking

>Bitcoin will crash to 2$, but in less than a year they'll peak at 1400.
>do the math faggot

>>959779
Invest in whole life insurance

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>>960996
>I'm just hitting impotency at 26
>because of fapping 5-10 times a week for 10 years.

i've got some bad news for ya mr. limp noodle...

Avoid penny stocks and strippers.

Don't quit a decent paying job to finish college one semester early right before a recession.

>>960996
This sounds more like a porn addiction problem.

Stop watching porn, and you'll get better.

>>963792

Not likely.

>stress
>lack of sleep
>poor diet
>lack of exercise

>>963963
diet and exercise are fine, sleep's alright (7 hours on weekdays, 8-9 weekends), stress is hell