Let's try this again edition
Tired of being poor edition
Cryptoshills let us have our safe space!
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> How is it free?
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Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using tradingview.com, stockcharts.com, finviz.com, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
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Buy a ton of Nvdia, sell after hours. Easiest day of my life. The hard part is going to be staying sober enough to remember to sell after hours. See ya tomorrow.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING! TUMBLIN DOWN TUMBLIN DOWN TUMBLIN DOWNNNNNNN!
buy some oil companies/etfs
just let the meme die. lets take the weight of those bags off your shoulders.
>9 consecutive years of gains since GFC
>Almost all central banks are looking at increasing interest rates, and removing the easy money
>Trump actively trying his best to start WW3
In general, the stock markets are a solid investments, but its a fucking powder keg at the moment. I'd recommend saving either in cryptos or cash until you see a big drop, cause after the drop there is sick gainz.
SHOP dippening right now
shpuld easily get back to 97ish in a few days
>Portfolio down 3%
>Looked up VOO
>Dropped over three dollars in the past 24 hours
>All the usual trip faggots silent
>thread is dead
this is fine
>UVXY up 17%
If your lost know that ive been feeling the same
Wish I could make it all okay and had answers to make your problems go away
But please listen to what Ive gotta say
You were always bye my side I never had to chase
I remember and i'll never forget the times we shared
You are beautiful, I care about you and I want you to stay.
All I know is that we've got one life, one shot no other way.
I love you for your soul, your life has meaning please stay the same.
Please don't waste this gift you've been given, live life and make a change
Help others with a passion and a flame.
Be honest with yourself.
Show the world that you care and have a heart.
Tell the ones close to you how you much you love them cause that's all we've really got.
Cherish the moments you have. Live life to the fullest live it for today.
i knows its kind of bad but w/e
I think they just fell with the market this morning. I think both their earnings and guidance will be better than expected and be enough to lift them. I think they sold a lot more cards for crypto than people expected, their stock wasn't ballooning as much as AMD during the first ether craze, so analysts may not have priced it in.
Does this shit have a desktop app yet or is this still phoneposter containment thread
I in your stawk mawket Americu piggu
More missile warning soon
thank u friend.
DCTH votes on r/s Monday -- is this the time to buy back in?
>how much would you bet on a coin toss
Today we're all amd investors friend
For all the hate trip/namefags get in here about 80% of the stock I've looked at thanks to their tips has skied in the past week and a half at a point
My problem is that I don't have the patience to wait for that spike or else I'd have doubled my money
At least AMD will break into the 11s today
>$9 VERY soon
>cancer not cured today
GODDAMNIT DID THAT ORANGE FELLER SAY SOMETHING
Almost bought SHOP at 91 and 90... Going to wait til the 80s lads. Pic, Had to go in and cancel it secs before lol
>It's another "i thought i bought the dip but now it even dipped more and i became someone else's liquidation" episode followed by the "all my buying power is now locked up in falling stocks" episode
wow life really must bee suffering for you huh?
there will be no rebound today it would have rebounded by now S&P is down 1% Nasdaq down 1.60% it will keep falling Orange needs to get back from the golfing trip to reassure retail investors that it will all be ok and that he's not retarded
well you did participate in destroying everything for future generations so that yours could have it all. so.
We've finally overfed the bull. The bear looks like he's anorexic now.
> Muh All time highs
Yes the DOW which most people don't give a fuck about since it's shit like Energy Banks Mcdonalds Proctor and Gamble and shit. Most people and millenials are on the NAsdaq which has been getting rekt for two weeks now in case you haven't noticed
It's our president saying stupid shit, of course it happens when I get leave the sidelines
>when you've been in XIV for 2 years and you see people meme UVXY every time the market drops 1%
Bearfags will never learn.
I think it would be better to be aware of the fact that a correction could come at any time rather than constant confidence
We're going to have a crash in Trump's term, Obama and the fed set him up
People have been fear mongering a crash for 8 years now; and they've left a lot of money on the table doing so.
If there is, there is. But there's no use acting like there will be.
Even if no one "set him up," a correction is inevitable. It literally has no other choice but to correct, unless everything we know about markets has changed in the past year.
Corrections are a normal part of investing. And when this incredibly normal correction happens, the media will report it as the end of the world, and Drumpf's fault, and the rest of the circus act they perform.
Just keep averaging down tbqh.
Look up the recovery from the Great Recession. BAC was 3 dollars and now its over 25.
There's nothing wrong with being short specific companies; there's everything wrong with being a glue eating retard that shorts the whole market.
Why is the stock market collapsing today?
Are people really freaking out because of North Korea?
>talking specifically about NASDAQ
>he brings up individual stocks
any defense stock I can get at a discount today?
Finally broke even for the year in AH last night.
Hard not to just abandon ship.
Im getting halfway through my "panic and evacuate all my money" buffer
This is Donald J. Trump.
While you panic during the dip, he's at selling his overvalued defense stocks and slowly accumulating everything that is dipping.
I should prolly take my ball and go home.
>i worked like 80 hrs/week for 3 years straight
Oh, my bad, 2% vs 3% definitely crosses the "rekt" zone.
>JARED, SELL ALL DEFENSE STOCKS NOW AND BUY TECH 'CAUSE IT'S DIPPING.
I have 100 measly shares @ 1.81. Pure fucking gambling at this point. If the earnings report is fantastic ... massive short squeeze.
Morgan Stanley recently bought a 9% stake in the "company"
>"Don't mind me, I'm just averaging down on SHOP"
I was gonna sell NVDA. But I may as well just hold this shit now and pray it can bring me back to even with earnings. Fucking hell why didn't this happen yesterday. What's with the delayed reaction to this NORK crap.
I have a more conservative estimate of around 2.30, but I'm also optimistic
yep I have 500 shares in there
I got into ETRADE when it bought out OptionsHouse, my old broker, so I'm still using the OptionsHouse rules, though I imagine they're pretty similar. Basically you can invest with any amount, though you need at least $1000 to get live quotes; otherwise you'll get quotes delayed by like 15 minutes. You need at least $2000 if you want to short sell. Commissions for me are $5 per transaction. For the tools, support, and reliability you get vs. what you get on RH, it's worth it, at least to me. Just know that those fees add up, so you'd need to make your trades count.
3% off of the all time high is definitely not rekt yet, you fucking retard.
Do you whine like this every tiny pullback?
Where is this pic from? I want a bunch of pics like this so I can masturbate to them pretending I have a wife and either just woke up or just got home from work and have a loving and sexually active relationship with her and that she loves me for who I am and not my money
Should I move all my money to crypto after I recover from this dip? September is the worst month to hold stocks.
>"there will be no rebound today it would have rebounded by now S&P is down 1% Nasdaq down 1.60% it will keep falling Orange needs to get back from the golfing trip to reassure retail investors that it will all be ok and that he's not retarded"
Trump derangement syndrome is as strong as ever. I'm guessing the answer to my question is YES, you do whine like this every pullback.
I think I'm gonna stay out of DRYS for a little bit. This is too fucking stressful making and lose hundreds of dollars every few seconds I'm gonna have a heart attack
North Korean has 4 nukes to send, even if they make it anywhere near Guam they'll probably be intercepted.
Not to mention that I'm hoping the generals aren't dumb enough to stir shit with the US because that'll cause 300 confirmed kills levels of fury raining on them.
It's news because no one knows if Trump will actually follow through on threats or if he'll flake and do nothing like Obongo and his "red lines".
You /pol/cucks are so sensitive about literally anything that isn't Trump circlejerking.
>"oh NK said something"
We've been hearing this over the past 20 years. There's 0% chance a war will break out. Trump is fear mongering to raise his approval ratings and justify military spending.
It wasn't a big deal. It's factual, if NK strikes an ally they're going to be obliterated. But NK has had a big mouth and done nothing for years and years now, they're a cornered coon that need fear to uphold their regime. Regardless, this media has absolutely been on a smear campaign to undermine Trump at every opportunity. Maybe he doesn't need to say that, maybe the media shouldn't be interpreting it as plans to attack.
The WaPo/CNN/NYT cabal has absolutely been at Trump's throat for everything and it's scaring people more
>You claim a 3% dip from literally the all time high due to Trump golfing
Let me guess - the fact that we're at the all time high at all of course has nothing to do with Trump
Its not about his honor you retard, its about not being a delusional retard.
The red line Trump drew wasn't a strike, it was threats.
His quote was:
> North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.
Obviously we'd be bound to respond to direct attacks, but Trump brought up the line to threats. NK has a big mouth and they're obviously not gonna stop threatening, so now the world needs to know if Trump actually meant what he said.
Quit being such a snowflake, news is news.
wait until it dips fucker then buy it.
use Stochastic RSI.
>They will be met
Stop being a retard and understand nuanced English. The phrase means to respond to force with force. It doesn't imply aggression on our part but confidence.
This reminds me of the stupid time the media tried to imply he was actually asking Russia to hack Clinton when he was cracking a joke on stage. They are deliberately being literalist to make him look more foolish at every turn. I don't even think he's a man of decorum but I'm going to get more annoyed by slanted bullshit like this.
You're the faggots whining about impending nuclear holocaust
Seems like a decent indicator, what's the difference between the two lines?
>bought AMD at 13.08 and sold at 15.50.
Feels fucking great
I don't recall saying that. I said their interpretation was literalist even if what he says in context, and shit even in rhetorical style, doesn't match their sentiment.
I'm sitting at my work raking in cash as a SWE, you too
Poor fuck liberal
>It's always at a fucking all time high idiot
You have to be the biggest fucking retard of all time.
THIS FUCKING MARKET DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. IT'S FUCKING IRRATIONAL
WHY WOULD THE DESIRE TO NUKE GOOKS HURT THE ECONOMY?
AND WHEN WE WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH GOOKS, MY FUCkiNG DEFENSE STOCKS TANK. WHY?
buy low sell low friend.
Just fuck my shit up, senpai
Who else here /red/?
THAT ORANGE GORILLA NIGGER IS BURNING MY MONEY WITH HIS BIG MOUTH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Existence is pain
Wat do /biz/ ?
another episode of "buy low and sell lower", followed by an episode of "you should have held just 5 minutes longer and you would have seen a profit"
This fucking guy, why couldn't he open his mouth when I was on the sidelines
I feel stupid not buying even lower... Should have gotten it .15 cheaper.
why arent the afterhours jews buying the dips
I pounced like an idiot because it was the only thing keeping me in the green during the last big dip on Amazon earnings day.
We should hopefully make some bank in a few days though. ;)
I wrote an Android stock screener so all you robinhood kiddies can find stocks :
I told you guys to short, did you listen?
>I actually got convinced and bought today's dip, hope it goes back up...
I got an invite to this from my bro and he says shit was legit
problem is I'm a /v/ boy that remembered biz exists, is the learning curve for this kinda shit wild?
I'm not stupid enough to blow my earnings, maybe make at least a hundred a month after I get my bearings. are my goals sound?
GET IN WHILE THEY'RE CHEEP. ROTATE TO COMMODITIES. ITS OVER LADS.
I highly encourage you to check it out, the other stock screener on android is this convoluted piece of shit :
Just deposited $500 in my account friends the Orange menace seems to make this a good time to enter the market with the /red/ threads.
Prob not a good idea to ask people on suicide watch but what's a good buy right now? Was eyeing VIX but dunno how much longer it's gonna dip
Are you purely interested in preventing me from making money? You know I have to pay for financial data, right? This is why no one wrote a proper screener on android, you have to have the balls to pay for the fucking data, and no one has.
Go rewrite the app. Make it work without ads. Try it.
I like AAPL. Pretty big pullback today, but they have a ton of cash and a low P/E ratio.
I tried catching XIV earlier around 82, sold it for over 150 loss and its still falling. Would not try timing that. If tomorrow is brutal, i might buy back in again.
I'm mostly an income investor, so my actual savings are in blue chip dividend stocks.
I'm just playing around with trading with like $15 on cheap stocks right now. When I can reliably make profit I'll probably put a couple hundred in and see what I can do.
Can someone help me out with Stochastic RSI?
It seems really useful, but the results drastically change when I change the candle interval on the chart. For instance when looking at AMD with 1 day candles, the the stoch. RSI makes it look very oversold, but if I change the interval to one week, it says it's overbought.
What does this mean? Should I just sell within the week if I buy on a day-interval low RSI?
MSFT is very good and pays well, but a bit too expensive for my tastes. If I'd been smarter when it was in the 60's I would have bought.
Right now my main stocks are BMY and QCOM. BMY represents all my pharma stake, and I bought after it failed a clinical trial last year. I'm betting QCOM will win their lawsuit, but even if they don't they also pay solid dividend.
The other thing I've got is F. Some people will call me a dumbass for this, and it's quite possible they're right, because the stock has been getting slaughtered over the last few months. But their dividend is so fantastic that it's paid off the losses, and when the stock recovers some point in the future I expect a significant payoff. It might be good to buy in now though.
EPD is all around solid. Best midstream oil and gas stock there is, and it's managed by geniuses. The only drawback is that it's a master limited partnership, not an equity. That becomes a bitch in tax season, but if you're making money it's fine.
heh tomorrow we goin to the moon while all u good goy bag holders not banking on happenings and an over inflated dow
lmao! see you tomorrow when im up 10 points in a day
Only -4% here.
Still burns my soul.