I'm from 20 years in the future. Buy one share of $gbtc.

>>2986151
why not just buy btc

>>2986151
cool

in the future, do people throw out cd's like in back to the future?

>>2986154
You can do that too but it's easier to watch and monitor from the ticker imo. Plus they could split

>>2986154
most people can't figure out how to into bitcoin. this company makes it easier and more familiar. i'm guessing that is the logic.

>>2986151
John, how goes the war?

>>2986163
well how much is 1btc worth in 20 futureman

>>2986163
You mean btc could split again? Why wouldn't you want to hold btc in that situation then, you'd get both coins.

>>2986190
the stock, dummy.

>>2986161
Idk I still have my CDs man

>>2986182
There hasn't been a war. That was all a meme. Though China and North Korea got in some beef but nothing big

>>2986185
I can't reveal that. All I can reveal is one share will be worth $1million. Please listen to me /biz/. Just $500 can make you a million dollars. You have to trust me, you won't regret it. It will dip a little in 2024 but will recover the losses back easily within 3 years.

>>2986201
>PLEEEEASE LISTEN TO ME BIZ!!!

>>2986163
>they could split

Ha! So you're not from the future. SELL

>>2986195
this
>>2986289

>>2986289
That was a hint. I can only say their price will hit a mill within 20 years and there will be a small dip in 2024. But I can't mention if there will be a split, though it's a good possibility ;)

>>2986265
It's for your own benefit. I'm telling you from the future facts. You will seriously regret not listening.

Ok. Where do I buy shares?

>>2986415
It's a publicly traded company (though otc)

Any brokerage, Robinhood is easiest

Or if you want just buy some Btc, but this is easier assuming you already have an account

>>2986424
Not listed on Robinhood fake ass futureman

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2017/06/08/this-bitcoin-investment-vehicle-could-be-a-disaster-waiting-to-happen.html

Nice try OP

>>2986437
I dont use RH so idfk, being from the future doesn't make me know every factoid

>>2986444
Whatever man, if you want to listen to an article over someone literally from the future; you do you man.

apple had bearish articles from the 90s too buddy.

The firm holds 174,174 btc (in your time), dont miss this

>>2986463
So if you're from the future, does Trump get assassinated?

>>2986525
No, however he won't get reelected.

>>2986151
In the future BTC doesn't exist anymore because it's been banned by the gov't due to it being used for money laundering.

Don't plan on living that long

>>2986151
If you're really from the future, tell us how long Shkreli's sentence will be. When it gets handed down we'll know whether or not you're lying and if we should believe you.

>>2986550
6 months

>>2986535
FAKE, and VERY GAY

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John Titor is that you? If so tell me when my beans will sprout and I reach lamboland

>>2986151
Actual future person here. A solar flare wipes out electronics globally so bitcoin ceases to exist. I found a wormhole in a cave and came back to shitpost, you are welcome.

Buy a house on an island with fresh water. Stockpile food,bullets, and baby wipes.

>>2986151
>I'm from 20 years in the future.

I always wondered how to contact myself in the past to short enron or buy dogicoins.

Thank you for sharing this info, i just bought 100 shares

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Okay, Biff Tannen, what's the score?

>has time travel machine
>uses it to post on fucking 4chan where most faggots are broke NEETs

>>2987223
not him, but i just checked. 4:1

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>>2987223
3-1 for madrid

>>2987242
>has time travel machine
>not fucking your mom and stealing vitaliks keys

>>2987223
it was postponed

>>2987255
that was before the first goal was later declared offical.