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I work as a Canadian Plumber. Today i made more money than any

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I work as a Canadian Plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, thats right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

> You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.

> Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money with your pink wojaks..

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor
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>>2878749
This fucking guy again
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>>2878749
>tfw neet in canada

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2878753
Yeah this fucking guy who is putting away $$$ every day that he wakes up for his childrens college education so they can have a better future. What are you doing today other than jerking off to wiafus and investing in scam garbage?
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>>2878749
>I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.
Everything sounded great until you revealed that you're a scumbag.
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Should I get an HVAC or an electrician certificate? Plumbing is gay
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>>2878767
why should i feel bad for some old man who only got rich off of selling his house in vancouver BC for $2,500,000 and then tells my milenial generation to go out and work hard to be able to get far ahead. Fuck boomers they deserve what they get. Fucking rich old timers.
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>>2878749
Hopefully the Muslims execute you scumbag
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>>2878779
Buyer Beware
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OP, you are literally a nigger.
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>>2878772
how can i do what ur doing im a neet

do i need a license or can i just lie about it and be a plumber
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>>2878786
>>2878772
what a shitty cunt you are OP. no doubt your children will grow up to be shitty little cunts too if they take after you.
Good luck though, don't fuck over the wrong people eh.
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>>2878809
If you run your own business there is no way they can check to see if you're a real plumber or not. You can do some 4-5 months of shadowing someone then quit and open up your own shop, you don't even need to be good at your trade.

This one time i showed up to a customers house they had a clogged toilet. I unclogged it but messed around with the internal parts of their toilet tank so it started to slowly drip all over their hardwood floor so i showed up again for a double whamming.

I was able to charge them first for the $600 30 minute job of unclogging the shit. Then i was able to charge them $300 for the internal parts of the toilet tank lol. The acctual parts to fix it were worth $25 u could get from home depot.

Every job you go to you have to think. Now what can i reccomend to get as much money out of these idiots as possible? Also what kind of unnoticeable damage can i do that they will be calling me back the next day for? If you can do that you will be a millionaire like me.
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>>2878764
I'm a licensed CPA and gainfully employed
Relax dude, not everyone on this board is a fucking NEET
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>>2878764
but since I have a waifu that means I have no children, which means I don't need to put away money for my childrens college education, which also means that I have excess capital to invest in scam garbage.
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>>2878832
LOL

i need to be like you senpai

i live in southern ontario and ive realized life is a scam and working honestly makes you a cuck. i recognize that not doing what you're doing makes someone a beta. How would you recommend me to get started?
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>>2878840
Go work for a service plumbing company. When i was an apprentice i worked for some fucking pajeet east indian. They're the best because they're morons. I'm canadian and white irish.

I would do copper repipes for houses water lines but i would always double order the amount of copper required for the job. That way i could take all of the extra copper to the scrap yard and make ~2000$ off of scrap every time i did a repipe.

Just go work for any service company sorta get to know what ur doing and begin your road to riches. Always rip off your boss too. Steal at any opportunity you can.
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>>2878749
hey anon
i'm going to school for plumbing techniques this september hoping to get an apprenticeship afterwards.
Canada too
any tips?
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>>2878867
Yeah always always overcharge for everything.

A simple rule of thumb is if a part costs $25.00 you do MINIMUM $150.00 If your toilet costs you 200 to purchase, Charge the customer 800.

Its how you get ahead in life, Its called wealth redistribution. Just show up and do a mediocore job and go from company to company to company through your apprenticeship. Never show loyalty to anyone.
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>>2878856
okay ill try to do that shit senpai. What about those pre-apprenticeship programs in colleges? Are those scams or can you get your foot in the door without that shit
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>>2878883
What province are you in? Just look up some main trades schools. The courses should not cost you more than 800-1000 for each level. I still dont have my ticket and ive been plumbing for 8 years and i'm only 24 years old.
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I wish I was a plumber, electrician Jobs are getting btfo'd by HVAC guys
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>>2878890
southern ontario. i'm 21 and a NEET
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>>2878749
>Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

so let me get this right, you take out a good part and install a new part? didn't you have to buy that new part? what do you do with the other good part you took out...take it to the next house?
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>>2878749
>Cuckbeans
>this guy again
My fucking sides, Pierre. Unclog some more shit.
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I work as a canadian maple syrup maker. I posted a thread here a few days ago about how i am making $65,000 - $105,000 a month but everyone laughed at me eh.

Too bad you fucking cuck fags look down on trades. You just want an easy life with.
> Muh Computers
> Muh Salesman
> Muh Software Engineer

Meanwhile I collected maple syrup from 2 trees today today each netting me ~2700$ each. Pruned 4 trees. And started writing a book about maple syrup.

All in all i walked away with $15,000 cash in my fucking hand. Too bad you niggers are too afraid to get your hands dirty.

Stay poor techyfags.
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>>2878749

so you started a 5am
installed 3 boilers which had to take about 3hrs each to install not including the time it took to pick them up from the hardware store

> be me
>wake up today @ 10am turn my computer on
>log into my broker
> spent an hour in front of the computer made $1800 in trades
> took my profits and went back to sleep
>woke back up at 1:30 and enjoyed the rest of my day
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>>2878882
>>2878856

youre a fucking genius. it can be done with any trade. electrician? tell the customer you need "special wires" that will cost extra and just buy them the cheap fucking wires while pocketing the difference. i should have went trades instead of shit accounting REEEEEEEE
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>>2878926
I have common parts that are on boilers in my car. And yes it's funny that you mention that i usually take the old ones from other houses and install it in the next house.
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>>2878856
>I would do copper repipes for houses water lines but i would always double order the amount of copper required for the job. That way i could take all of the extra copper to the scrap yard and make ~2000$ off of scrap every time i did a repipe.

what in the fucking fuck is going on? so your boss thought you used the copper in the house and he never checked? who ended up footing the bill? the customer I assume, did they not notice they were getting billed 2x price for the copper required? what in the shit fuck?
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there is literally nothing more pathetic then someone who is involved in any way shape or form with cryptocurrency
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>>2878960
Yes that's correct. Home owners never come near me. I have it down to a science. I'll swear and pound my hammer on a wall and say fuck fuck or whatever. Also skipping showers and only bathing once a week makes me offensive to be around. My body odor keeps most costumers in their upstairs where they belong. They never check to see how much material i use. It's quite funny.
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>>2878967
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>>2878971
>I'll swear and pound my hammer on a wall and say fuck fuck or whatever. Also skipping showers and only bathing once a week makes me offensive to be around. My body odor keeps most costumers in their upstairs where they belong.

please... PLEASE be my mentor.
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>>2878960
There's also so many fucking customers in the vancouver area. If you start to get a repuation just close down your one plumbing company shop and open up to a whole new different name making sure to not revisit any previous houses for at least 6 months under a new company name. Most people forget your face. I've owned 3 different plumbing companies now i usually just change the name once every 2 years.
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The problem with trades is that firstly, most young men are somewhat idealistic and don't want to be that guy who overcharges or lies about things to get money. Now this may be idealistic and wrong-headed, but most young men approach things this was at first... which puts those who might consider a dishonest path like the OP's in a certain age and experience bracket where it's even less desirable. Do I want to start as an APPRENTICE now that I'm 30? No. The OP is proud to say that he knowingly misleads people and basically steals...well there are many ways he could be acting with the same mindset and earn much more. He could produce porn for example, in which case he'd get to sleep with many hot girls.
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I have an upcoming job in a downtown Vancouver apartment highrise. All I Have to do is change out their laundry hoses with a wrench. 500 units. The hoses cost me 15.00 each and I'm charging 150.00$ for each unit. So that will be 75,000$ for a two week job.
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Canadians are pussies who dont stand up to anyone, you cant get away with this shit in burgerland.
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>>2878882
What's your reason for company hopping?
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>i work as a plumber and make bank
sweet, maybe i should become a...
>I'm not REALLY a plumber. more like self taught one.
>i woke up at 5pm and installed 3 boilers and unclogged some shit. literally shit which which basically took me 10+ hours of work
>i cheat and deceive my customers for $$$. fuck boomers.
>is disloyal, can't be trusted and smell like shit too because i don't follow basic hygenie
>business is good. so good that i change my company's name every few years so that those fucking boomers don't come after me with pitchforks. dumb fucking boomers.
>when i don't unclog shit i drive shit. a shitty rusty van.
>you gotta be ruthless kiddo. gotta hasn't hard to make it. *proceeds to unclog shit*
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>>2878749
That's ok Mr shit cleaner
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>>2878947

lol, wtf
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>>2879190
you sound jealous
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>>2878954
What platform, and what do you trade?
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>>2878982
Is there anything a customer can do or say so you won't swindle them? Last plumber I hired fucked me over.
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are all Canadian plumbers compulsive liars?

I bet you're an emo faggot with stretched ears
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>>2878749
Yeah OP where I'm at we have illegal immigrants doing these jobs at a fraction of the price, and don't scam/overcharge usually.
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>>2879190
At the rate his is getting paid you would think he is unclogging gold.
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>>2878749
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>2879216
yeah i'm jealous that i'm not a dirty dumb lying irish trash
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>>2878971
AHAHAHA HOLYSHIT. you are an absolute mad man.
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>>2879254
>he makes your yearly salary in a week
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LARPing is strong on this thread.

To the shit surgeon OP (if you're real)... you're the reason no one trusts tradesmen. You're future will either be jail for fraud, bankruptcy for a lawsuit, or fucking cancer for karma. Enjoy shit shoveller.

P.S. Someone else will fucking your girl while you're spending all those hours out of the house scamming
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>>2879316
t. OP's recent client

LOL
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Prove it. What's your company name
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>>2879269
yeah until he gets exposed for his shit(lol)
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I work as an Australian roofer
Today I got up at 7am, got to work at 9am, a couple hours laying sheet, 2k cash in hand, by 2pm I was at home with my muh dikk in my hand, my man
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>>2879342
whats gonna happen then? OP is right, i should do this too. fuck being a neet or even worse an honest wagecuck
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OP kindly kill yourself. you are a fucking plumber, one of the lowliest and most pathetic trades a man can undertake in our entire society. you literally clean my fucking toilet you cocksucker. you touch where my dick has touched. where i have blown loads and lazily wiped them up missing several spots. that is your environment boy. your fucking home.

you are an unmarried lonely faggot droplet of piss shittalking in /biz to your patrician superiors, the motherfucking digidog marines coming at your bitch ass from hell itself. eh? eh buddy? you cuckadian pussy gtfo. screencap this and come back in 3 years to pay your respects when we rich af
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>>2878982
come try my indian food at desi dosa madras in delta and give back to the pajeets you ripped off
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>>2878749
You're trying to meme, but I'm pretty sure you're not the original Canadian Plumber trying to justify his existence to the world
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>>2879360
Dont kys man, you're walking into a heart attack like that
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>>2879357
this>>2879316
he's just a larping faggot.
iif he's not he will get caught. i mean look at what we know so far:
op is white irish, probably from vancouver, shadowed less than a year at some pajeet's company, owned 2-4 plumbing businesses each under different name, hates boomers and posts on japanese image board as anonymous
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>>2879429
>giving fake information is not possible
>there is no possible way that op could be in anothe province, shadowed another ethnicity(or maybe even did something different altogether)
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I think my conscience would prevent me from doing shit like that
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>>2879442
ok go study to become a plumber and then post here in 4-8 years telling us how ur making 80k a month
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>>2878764
>Canada
>not having free college tuition
Nice LARP
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I literally don't even know why you guys think that trades cant make much money. One of my companies worked on pic related and the head boss made $30,000,000 profits for himself after paying all of his employees and overhead.

> But trades are blue collar!
> I was told to go to college for a good education
> I was told that being a lawyer would make me money.

Well guess what mother fuckers. We build your world. You flush our toilets and make us millionaires.
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>>2879497
Are you retarded? College is not free in Canada. It's partially subsidized, yes. But not free.
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>>2878764
>the college meme

Top jest
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Pretty sure I have OPs identifying information
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>>2879502
Because most tradesmen dgaf and just live week to week
I've been in the trades since before I left high-school and I've never earned less than 1k a week (unless I choose not to work)

Trades pays for trading
And if you ever lose it all there is something to fall back on
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Lmao fucking plumbers disgusting and under compensated
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>>2878749
Nice larp
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>>2879502
>$30,000,000 profits
is that in pesos or something...
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OP, I see you like racing bikes. cool. tell us more about your scams.....
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So you're an plumber and conman whose life is so good that, when you get a decent amount of money, you go on 4chan and argue with people...

Best of luck. I hope one day you realise the inherent value of honesty.
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Is this it?
http://scotiaplumbing.com/
Can see the owner is 24, white, Irish, has a newborn, has a previous company with terrible reviews.... just saying
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Any smart person would call multiple plumbing places and asks for quotes. I'm sure plumbing companies won't charge for quotes over the phone. You know it is still a free market.
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>>2879941
>>2879879
>>2879763
fucking kek op btfo. this is what you get for unironically trying to have a pissing contest on a haitian crossword aficionado board
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>>2878971
Sides lost in orbit. Now I understand why plumbers never shower. Ty anon.
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>>2879986
"I always overcharge for everything!"

"Buyer beware."

- OP
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so 3 different people paid you 600 dollars each to unclog their toilets. Holy fuck canadians really ARE fucking retarded. and isnt 600 canadian dollars like 3 mexican pesos? nice try you noncoining cuck bag
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>>2878749
You're making deals where you're lying and cheating and you think that's something to be proud of? You came on 4chan to brag about robbing old people? You're a liar and a thief and nothing more. If you had a brain you would be ashamed of yourself. Liars are the worst kind of people on earth....I prefer simple thieves over liars....but you're both. Ew. I hope 4chan hunts you down for sport like they do so many other unsavory criminals.
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"had one one come to look at a problem we had with a shower drain. After 21/2 hours, we were told there was nothing they could do.
We were charged over $300.
When I called and complained about being charged more than $100 an hour, they said we were charged for the job ( nothing was done but look) and not an hourly rate."

Actual customer review....
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>>2878971
This is the funniest post I've read in a while lmao
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What you describe is fraud.
You're either extremely dumb or fake and gay.
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Enjoy the poo particles.
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Plumbing eh. I hang drywall in Canada buddy. Let me tell you...
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>>2881040
Speaking of dumb and gay. Lol
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>>2878960
it's kind of a bunch of elements going on

>generations are getting less and less skilled
>it's as easy as calling someone else to do it for $
>trades are seen as lesser careers
>supply and demand ofc

from an article I read last year, careers in trades have dropped like 30% in the last decade. And when a dude comes to the house, most completely avoid them never the less double check their work or ask follow ups. Those people deserve to get fleeced though, I always follow through with someone I'm paying or try to figure a problem out through Youtube before asking someone to do it.
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>>2878749
I think you uploaded the wrong pic.
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>>2878749
Hey Faggots,
I work as a Canadian Plumber, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass shitcoins. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any mad gains?
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>>2880077
so is it pettit plumbing or scotiaplumbing?
so far two names popped up: dave and matt.
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>>2878749
scammy money-grabs like you made me into "i will fix it myself"-dude.

fixed fridge/ tv / washing machine / dvd-player /sink by myself and all for less than than 25$.

yeah it takes some time to find problem and requires some basic tools that any man should have anyway.

but its so lovely to know that you fixed something by yourself are not giving money to scammers like you.
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>>2878832
So you're as amoral as a Jew, but instead of a comfy office job in NYC, you're breaking your back unclogging toilets in Canada.

Whatever works for you...
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>>2880077
LOL op the absolute madman
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>>2878749
So you're a scamming plumber? You're no better than (((ICO launchers)))
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Everything that has anythng to do with other people's shit is absolutely wretched, pleb.
Doctors get a pass.
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OP is literally a master of bait.
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>>2882496
It's a win-win.

if this is bait, OP has a god-tier imagination. If it's real then he's making bank scamming retards.
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>>2879316
Same. Canada has pretttyyyy strong consumer protection laws. I realize if you calling a plumber you ain't the sharpest tool in the igloo, but they may have a relative who is a bit sharper. Switching companies still requires your name, not like that's gonna help.
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>>2879986
>http://scotiaplumbing.com/
Hey David Moore how goes it ?http://www.hookit.com/members/davidjmoore/
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>>2878749
>Be Canfagian shitmaster
>get up 5am,push shit 4 money every day
>scam the ppl who pay me
Mfw I'm a criminal sob who pushes shit like other criminals, only difference it's literally shit and I got shit for work hrs.
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>>2882604
if this is this clown he'll be in jail within 3 or 4 years

you can't pull scams like this off forever kid if you are reading this stop and just give people reasonable service for reasonable price
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>>2882640
nice cope
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Canadian Woodworker here. I made 10k today. Cut down a fuckin tree boys. Sold the wood for bout 1000 dollars for a truckload. People can heat there homes now. Made more money then you cryptofags.
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>>2882604
That's not the owner. The owner is a guy named Brenton. His Facebook is public. Hard to be sure, but everything is a match based on what little OP has revealed.
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>>2878749
I don't believe you can install 3 boilers in a day.
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>>2878856
>2k worth of copper
So what you stole 1ton of copper?
Fagit
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>>2882701
Woodworking is alright. Its the family business and we bring in ~800K last year in profit from about 2.3M in revenues. I'm in charge of all the administrative work while my father runs the warehouse/shop.

However something to keep in mind is that highly profitable shop look more like assembly lines than the woodworker hipsters/hobbyists you see on TV and magazines would lead you to believe.
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Op here. Just figured I'd give you an update on my jobs so far this morning. I installed a sink today for an old granny. Her son died in the war heh. I laugh at army vets because they are fighting wars for the jews. So I have no respect for them.

Anyways this dumb granny bitch I charged her 750.00$ for the sink that I got for 150.00, I also made sure to crack it with my hammer so she has to call me back to fix it. I'll just show up and look at it and won't fix it and charge her 200 just for looking at it.
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jesus why are plumbers such fucking sociopaths
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>>2878749
this meme has me in tears
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>>2883587
>Anyways this dumb granny bitch I charged her 750.00$ for the sink that I got for 150.00, I also made sure to crack it with my hammer so she has to call me back to fix it. I'll just show up and look at it and won't fix it and charge her 200 just for looking at it.

OP YOU MADMAN
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Heh I just arrived at my next job it lasted me ten minutes. Old man was wondering why his faucet was dripping. I told him he needs to replace the entire faucet because it is faulty. Little did he know I could've installed a rubber washer that costs 1$ I installed a brand new Kohler faucet for 450 lmao.

I swear non trades people are fucking lazy zombie niggers. They can never think for them selves.
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>>2883712
absolutely devilish
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>>2883712
loving these updates. the legend of the Canadian Plumber will outlive many altcoins
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>>2883730
I really fucking hope this is all 100% real
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Karma will hit you hard someday mr.plumber, you could at least be fair.
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Karma won't hit me ever. It's so funny watching you reddit investigators try to find out who I am lmao. You cucks will never find me. The only way to get ahead in life is lie, cheat, and steal.

You reddit fags are way too easy to push around and that's why you'll never get ahead.
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>>2883800
i love you OP
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Sometimes if I'm at a job that I'm working on a long as it isn't a toilet. I'll flush some rags down the toilet so they call me back to unclog the toilet. So fun
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>>2883892

Pshhh, enjoy it while it lasts, plumberbro! Once I buy a BitcoinTalk account and launch ToiletCoin, which will distribute plumbing-service tokens via the blockchain, your time in the sun will be over!!

OVER, I TELL YOU! Once plumbing is distributed and decentralized, THEN who will be the cuck??? I have premined 80% of toiletcoin. My plumbing-wealth empire will immeasurable
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>>2883962
Can you flush my shitcoins?
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>>2883989
I've examined your blockfolio, anon, and I'm afraid it's quite serious. It's gonna be a big job, much more work than I'd initially thought. I'll need the private keys to your Bitcoin wallet and a $55,000 CAD consulting fee.
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>>2884038
sounds reasonable
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>>2884038
A-anything to dump these bags
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>>2878749

nigga we just had a boiler replaced here
it was a crew of three people and took them 3 fucking days you larping disphit
cost was 10k including the hardware

get outta here with your poop fantasies
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>>2883587
>>2883712
>>2883892
fucking kek
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>>2878772
That guy is actually right. The rich boomers didn't work that hard to be rich. They surfed on the post war and development waves. The actual hard working boomers are now poor and in debt. It is the first time in history of modern times that kids of the following generations are, on average, earning less than their parents, and that accounts income and life costs. People are really blind these days.
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>>2884088
/thread
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>>2879190
My fucking sides
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I AM a service plumber in the U.S..

I am 95 dollars per hour and we are considered high priced for the location.
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>>2878832
you're a faggot, you scam people out of their money and you're happy with it. You are literally the worst scum to walk this earth. I hope you get gassed along with the kikes when the day of the oven comes.
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>>2884088
>it was a crew of three people and took them 3 fucking days you larping disphit
>cost was 10k including the hardware
Holy fuck, a real life victim of the Canadian plumber, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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>>2882570
fuck me, I need some timbits to go with my beer now..eh
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>>2878749

I shoulda been a plumber.

Tile guy here. I respect that you noticed how lucrative trades are these days and are making fucking bank.

BUT fucking people is bad karma. Gonna come back on you Canuck.

Also. Jesus do trades get old. Doing tile I make at least $500 a day. I've been in this game for almost 3 years and I'm fucking sick of it.
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>>2884566
i fucking hated tiling, even at around the same amount as you. i really don't understand how people can do the same shit day after day, would rather stick a gun in my mouth.

I'm painting now... repetitive, but at least i'm not stuck in someone's washroom all day
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>>2878749
>I work as a Canadian Plumber
With all the pajeets flooding your country, you will soon be out of business
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building masternodes on good shit.
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>>2879045
LOL they must be rolling in it, what's the name of the place? I might be near it
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>>2878832
Plumbanon I found your baby picture.
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>>2879238
keked
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>>2884038
Canadian Plumber told me to say you're doing well Paduan Learner.
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>>2884541
The Canadian Plumber legend has been verified.
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Thank God I found /pol/ and learned not to act like a fucking nigger. I've encountered people like OP. You have to treat pieces of shit like the pieces of shit they are to get anywhere with them.

Luckily I know how to do plumbing and electrical, and I have a job, and I buy crypto so fuck you faggot
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Op here. So today I did a job in a downtown Burnaby highrise parkade. Their whole sanitary main was clogged full of shit and piss. I snapped it open with the cast iron cutters and some rich fags Mercedes had the sun roof open.

In flowed all the piss and shit and toilet paper. That rich fag was still in his apartment haha. So I unclogged it and reinstalled the fitting. I sent a bill to the strata company for $7500 for three hours work.

I'm so glad I flooded out that rich faggys Mercedes with poopies and piss. He had it coming for being a rich nigger. I just left and drove off to the next job. If that rich fag comes after me ill just shut down my business and open under a new name.

All in all it was another great day. Made close to 10,000 profits. Cracked an old granny's sink. Installed a faucet for some old boomer and overcharged the shit out of him. And flooded a rich fags benz with poopies.

Oh. Are you coin fags enjoying your btc crash? I'm sitting on fat stacks of cash laughing at you crypto cucks. Enjoy being poor fucking fags.
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Stay mad coinfags
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>>2878749
>$12,585
So, 3 american dollars?
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>>2884596

Yeah IDK. Crazy money for simple work does hold a lasting appeal.

I'm looking for a good way out.
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Lmao at all these people falling for the trades meme. Go to university, you'll have a better long-term work life balance, pay, and job security, there is a reason the trades are dying.
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>>2885917
OP here. The reason it's dying is because our youth are too fucking degenerate and don't enjoy hard labour. Meanwhile i'm making 1.1 mill a year on a good year. Stay poor fagget. Oh and by the way enjoy paying back those shitty student loans to the gooberment while you're at it.
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>>2885934
>believing anything this LARPing faggot says

Ok Op, you were quick to reply on my last post, now tell me, how much taxes did you pay last year?
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>>2885962
Hah. Paying taxes in 2017.

If you don't know how to dodge taxes by now through doing all plumbing service jobs through cash. You should just kill yourself.

> He still is paying for taxes.
> He doesn't know about putting cash into his house for rennovations for upgrades and flipping homes.
> He fell for the college meme.

KYS cucklord
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>>2878749
>stale pasta
>>2885666
>cool story bro

I'm kind of enjoying this evil plumber meme. Don't people in Canada get estimates before doing a job or are they just fucking retarded?
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>>2886006
80% of the homes i go to do side jobs in are owned by millionaire chinese. They dont care how much it costs and jsut want it done. So no they dont get quotes. Rich people shit away money and im glad to steal it from them.
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Look man, trade school was a waste of money, it's not too late to go to university.
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>>2886019

Have you ever tried asking for payment in the form of pic related? Your Chinese clientele might be more than happy to piss away "Le Yellow Métal" for a half-assed plumbing job, given that they're squirreling that shit away faster than an obese American does to Big Macs.

Besides, it's (nominally) legal tender... Fifty Dollars! IN GOLD COIN!!!
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