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Reasons to kill yourself by 25 years old: 1. You make less than

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Reasons to kill yourself by 25 years old:

1. You make less than 250k/yr
2. You are a kissless virgin
3. You live with your parents
4. You jerk off more than once a week
5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
6. You bought ethereum over 100$
7. You don't own a multinational corp.

Any others?
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8. You pooped your pants that one time when you were a kid.
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>1. You make less than 250k/yr
check
>2. You are a kissless virgin
check
>3. You live with your parents
check
>4. You jerk off more than once a week
check
>5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
check
>6. You bought ethereum over 100$
not check
>7. You don't own a multinational corp.
check

at least i didnt fall for the ETH meme
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9. You're OP
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im all of those except i cant jerk off because of ED
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>>2803747
>4. You jerk off more than once a week
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM6exo00T5I&t=200s
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if you aren't me
kys
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>>2803759
>Tfw pushing rope limp dick unless it's pony abuse
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>>2803747
>1. You make less than 250k/yr

So 99.9% of 25yos should kill themselves?
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What a bunch of pussy reasons to eat dirt.

Spolied kids that never had real problems.
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>>2803801
yup. only alpha 25yos need apply for age 26.
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>>2803816
At least make it 100k, and even that's pushing it really hard.
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Thank god I didn't see this until I was 26. Now I'm safe forever
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>>2803747
>1. You make less than 250k/yr
I'm on the Board of Directors of my dad's company. I make 300k a year. inb4 muh nepotism.. fuck you!

>2. You are a kissless virgin
Had my first kiss in the 2nd grade. Lost virginity at 17. I'm now 23 years old and have a wholesome sex life.

>3. You live with your parents
Nope. Have my own apartment paid in cash.

>4. You jerk off more than once a week
You got me.

>5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
I have.

>6. You bought ethereum over 100$
Bought at 25 sold at 380. Boom!


>7. You don't own a multinational corp.
Soon.jpeg
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>>2803871
You mother fucker.
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>>2803871

and yet you are on 4chan....your life isnt as great as you made it out to be.
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>>2803871
You know what? I like you. I wish you continued success.
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>>2803871
Nepotist babby
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>>2803747
>>2803753
check for all of these
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>>2803871
muh nepotism, fuck you right back
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>>2803871
Please just tell me you don't drive a GT86
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>>2803816
>People actually do this.
>Population plummets.
>Production costs skyrockets.
>Money close to worthless.

Suddenly your paycheck does not mean Jack shit anymore
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>>2803747
All except 3 are true for me. Do we only have to kill ourselves if all are true?
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>>2803747
34yo virgin neet here AMA.
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>>2803801
>99.9%
you forgot several 9's after the decimal place
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>>2805415
How is it to be a wizard? I will reach that point soon.
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Damn....I come here to enjoy the memes, you guys are pretty funny... But damn, you bros better get laid. God damn... It's not that hard
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>>2803871
>of my dad's company

Great accomplished right there. I bet sucking on daddy's money-titties must be nice. How about you do something on your own, pleb
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>>2803747
>1. You make less than 250k/yr
That's a fuckton of yuromoney tbqh
>2. You are a kissless virgin
Nope
>3. You live with your parents
Common in Europe
>4. You jerk off more than once a week
Does my girlfriend jerking me off count?
>5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
I have applied to a PhD
>6. You bought ethereum over 100$
>Memes
>7. You don't own a multinational corp.
>Who does before 25?
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>>2803747
>You make less than 250k/yr
So, 99.999% of people in the world should kill themselves.
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>>2803871
Is your dad's company Wendy's?
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>>2803871
Lol
Elliott R sup bro
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