CRYPTO IS DEAD

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Hey wipper snappers,
My name is Philly willy, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any stocks? I mean, I guess it’s fun making easy money out of some imaginary cryptos, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than penny stocks.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best short. I’m pretty much perfect. I was hedge fund manager, and starter on my own soap brand. What stocks do you hold, other than “ethirium”? I also get a killer pension fund, and have a banging hot portfolio (It just broke ATH; Shit was SO productive). You are all amateurs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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