If you ever feel like the dumbest person on the planet I'll

>>2802028
We will bury you with those bags OP.

>>2802028
I just don't understand how stupid you people actually are.

It's like you don't even know what the fuck you are doing.

Sometimes, I wish I could hold a conference to teach you the right ways of investing—but you'd never listen. You'd doubt good advice over poor decisions like Basic Attention Token....

This is fucking unreal. I'm just floored by this. How? HOW?! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU THIS DENSE?

I'll never know what it's like to NOT think critically about what I'm doing.

Good luck anon

>>2802028
MYST is still overvalued, not a word from the devs since ICO.

It will go back to ICO price which was 17 cents, just take the losses and invest it elsewhere its a lost cause

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Bruh, im dumber.
I bought eth at $347. I thought, "who cares, it'll rise anyways!"
I invested almost $600.

But I'll keep hodling

>>2802028
First you were tech illiterate.
They are trying to set up a proxy with normal users as exit nodes and screaming they are going to rat everyone if needed. That was obviously not going to work.
Second, you were life illiterate.
You literally invested on a bunch of fat female niggers and nigger niggers
Be smarter next time and maybe you'll invest on bitbean like me with a family oriented dev team.

>>2802052
Go ahead and enlighten us, nigger.

Not true. I'm all in on NMR at .05.

>>2802092
Niggers can't enlighten anyone—you want to make the cake or eat it?

Make a choice faggot (hint, you're obviously not good at this either)

>>2802124
I don't even know what I'm making a choice about. Wtf are you talking about

>>2802079
might as well hodl with that amount

>>2802079
Oh wow $600? Damn dude, how are your kids ever going to college now? How are you going to buy that house now? Such a huge amount of money, you should be careful :^)

>>2802114
I'm in there with you how long you think we'll be holding for?

>>2802133
Pft, well would you look at this? You can't even keep up conceptually.

See that's the problem with you summerfags, don't know how to think deeply about anything. It's just porn and lamboland right?

Get the fuck off this site and read a proper investment book you stupid, low IQ faggot.

>>2802156
I've read investment books, but I'm not down with your cool negroid slang.

What is it you want from me, because I'm not understanding.

>>2802149
Forever. It's possible we can get out at .02 if whales pump it but I wouldn't count on it.

>>2802052
I had an epiphany last night. I realised that there are hundreds of coins out there and they're mostly run by small teams of tech savvy young guy scammers like this board and hacking websites are rife with. I realised that if these were actual companies on the stock exchange I would never buy into them, but because they're "crypto" and "decentralized" and "blockchain" then for some reason I just throw money at them as if they're any different. But most of them are going to fail just like if they were regular tech companies.

I think I've woken up now. How do I tell which are good and not scams?

>>2802163
No. No you have not. Stop lying to yourself and the little bit of friends that you have left, about your losses in crypto.

Get the fuck out and learn how to be honest with yourself. Or Dunning Kruger your life away some more.

>>2802052
Show your portfolio, I'm curious.

>>2802178
Do you perhaps have me confused with someone else?

>>2802114

How does it feel knowing people can buy in currently at a tenth of what you paid, and that you basically handed over money to already wealthy whales? I bet every cell in your body is silently screaming "cuck" at you. Amusing.

>>2802171
Ok listen to this.

At this point, your job is not to pick anything.

What you do is, look for patterns during this bubble. Watch BTC carefully. Look at how news is influencing prices.

Don't even think about technical analysis too much.

The way you play this is by realizing that the majority of this market is influenced by the community and teams and news surrounding said coin. Market cap isn't equivalent to how much something is actually worth—it's equated to the value at which an investor last made a purchase.

Crypto is less exotic that options pricing, but more carefully controlled if you understand the psychological disposition of the trend. Follow the trend, anon.

Imagine 25,000 people pushing down on your head—can you withstand this? No! So why would you attempt to go bullish in a market?

This is all but one concept that I'm alluding to.

>>2802171
Critical thinking, a skill many lack.

>>2802235
Don't waste your breath. I've given up and just use this shithole as a "do opposite of them" kind of thing. The dumb money has to come from somewhere.