>have $3000 saved up What can I do with it that's

>>1839980
Go to the casino. Put it all on red

>>1839981
Put it all on black

>>1839980
Buy $MU

>>1839981
>>1839989
dont listen to these cowards. why settle with a measly 100% return? put it on green

>>1839981
>>1839989
not interested in gambling

>>1840067
buy eth

>>1840067
buy meth

>>1839999
Check the latest 15 plays.
If no 0 has come out, put it all on green, since the pattern includes a 0 almost every 15 plays.
Or you can try the double or nothing method, but with only 3k, you need to start with 1dollar bets. You can also wait for three in a row to bet (on the oposite color of course).

>>1840148
do you have more roulette theory?

>>1840156
It's not roulette theory, it's 3rd grade probabilities.
If you lauch a dice 6000 times, each side will come out pretty close to 1000.

>>1839980
Buy an ounce of cocaine, a gun, scale, baggies, small box of baking soda, mix .3g baking soda per gram cocaine and live with a customer so you can sell and not have any paper trails

>>1840163
Then why the conclusion 0 every 15?

>>1840166
And use the crack change for bus fare when transporting larger orders when you start flipping bigger packs

>>1840148
>>1840167
Because he's an autist who doesn't understand how probability works. If I flip a coin and get heads 20 times in a row, it's still 50/50 what will happen next time I flip the coin. Each spin at the roulette table is completely independent.

>>1840148
this

>>1840177
There is still an average on how frequently green comes up.. even if it's not that reliable.

>>1840163
But there's only two sides on a dice.

>>1840148
So would you start betting martingale style at the 15th spin of no green showing up, since it's "due" to come out

>>1839980
Business related
>personal finance books
>get help and build prototype
>down payment on rental property

Biz advice
>knee pads
>day trading
>shitcoins

>>1840163
Pfffffffhahahaha

>>1840177
See, this is an example of how not to think if you ever want any chance at pattern recognition.
The odds of something happening again are inferior by a small ammount.
You can get this amount by determining the equilibrium of the sample universe you are observing, being the actual universe itself the biggest way we can watch this equilibrium.

If the table rolls black 5 times in a row, you can definitley expect red more than 5 rolls ago, because you know for a fact it will come.

>>1840166
Buddy almost did life in prison.

Highly suggest against this.

Also, why you gotta be stepping on everyones shit like u the jolly green giant?

Let anons have wuality coke and go about their day.

Go ahead and put rat poison in that meth shit tho...

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>>1840194
Wat

>>1840208
If you keep good clientele and don't be greedy and know when to pull out you will never get caught

>>1839980
Go gamble you fag.

>>1840224
Well, im assuming i like my ass untaped by prison fags so i'll stay out of that shit and just struggle

>>1839980
The least terrible things you could do with that money are:

- Buy a shit car
- Buy supplies or buy into something you are positive will make money (not you hope will, but literally can't fail to)
- Save it
- Buy some land if you have a REALLY good idea for what you're going to do with that land (good luck with $3k)

>>1840148
T.brainlet

>>1839980
Save half, help my business stay afloat for another 3 weeks, I'll double you in 90 days. THEN go to the casino!

>>1840208
Use inositol you fucking cucks. Doesn't burn your nose, pyschoactively inert doesn't fuck with the experience, relatively "soluble" in nasal passages

>>1839980
Just put it in the bank? 3k is literally nothing and losing it trying to invest will hurt you a lot more than the minuscule gains you could get from it.

>>1840187
You are a dense motherfucker.

Oil futures

>>1840166
>live
>with a customer

Sure if you don't mind being hounded day and night for free shit or having your room turned upside down while you're away.

T. Former drug dealer

>>1840197
You would need to lose like 15 times in a row for it to stop being profitable. (meaning there would have to be no 0 in 30 plays)
Of course the sooner it pops, the better.

>>1840204
No you can't, it is still a 50 - 50

Open a brokeage account and get at least 3% back in returns, re-invest whatever you earn in the system, take out what you need for expenses/taxes, don't drink

>>1840651
>your entire business need 1500$ to stay a float

LMAO are you serious ?

>>1839980
Invest in some nicely rated corporate bond and reinvest coupons if you can.
Keep an eye on transaction costs because they can be as high as 20% of your sum.

>>1840204
no. Sorry. I don't know if this is your shtick but I went through statistical mechanics and thermo for my major, and invariably someone interprets the third law of thermo, i.e. evolution towards the most disparate macrostate, as a proof that the gambler's fallacy is not a fallacy. This is inaccurate. The third law is a statistical assertion that is premised on the same reason that the gamblers fallacy IS a fallacy

>>1840657
This. Get a hair cut

>>1840204
BS. Fallacy because every roll is independent form the previous.

>>1841541
Well, yes, actually. See, here's the RD Condensed version. Opened a company in November, living in a shit-tier house (short term rental) and after seeing water spots in the ceiling, went in the attic. Roof was NOT leaking.

Start looking around, find some pretty bad shit, not to mention the rat infestation that got worse over the few months we were there, then the house started manifesting another big issue (House was moved to it's current location, foundation was not proper, house is now bowing in the middle). Landlord does nothing, says "stop leaving food out". Yeah, that's not it pal.

2 Code Enforcement visits and a Fire Marshal visit later (I had a hook in both so got things to move right along), the house gets shut down.

Laid out all reserve cash to move to a new place, nicer, longer term, no shitbag LL, closer to office. Forecast is already solid (signing a new contract for a long-term client partner on 4/1, plus starting to generate sales of another service), but literally trying to find $100-$1500 to cover remaining expenses and have a little buffer.

Yeah, I'm relatively serious.

>>1840166

https://youtu.be/6vYnas6q3Sg

>>1842638
you sound shady as fuck because you didn't once mention what your fucking company did, all you talked about was your living situation

as an investor idgaf about your home life, I want to know about your business you cock sucker

>>1842788
Fair enough. Business development (appointment setting, on the molecular level), analytics, digital marketing and call center ops. Have a 37 seat call center located on the east coast and 5 employees total, 4 FT (2 of which are temp to perm, which are just about 3 weeks out from being OURS).

Do forgive the lack of details such as company name, my personal info, I AM looking for an investor, more long term than anything, but I do have an immediate need to fill a short gap due to aforementioned situation.

Don't let the 37 seat call center fool you, I got it on the cheap, due to the previous tenants being locked out due to being 5 months behind on the rent, and the landlord was tired of their shit.

The office rent is cheap, and came with each and every piece of equipment left behind, including a cubicle farm, dial pads, headsets, webcams, desks, chairs, furniture, white/cork boards, and fully networked. (Hell, even the internet was on for about a month before TWC shut it down)

>>1842788
Sorry for not calling you any names...Too busy to come up with something :( (And still I sit here going, what the hell do I call a dick bag that called me a shady cocksucker?) lol

>>1839980
pay for 3000 blowjobs from kneepad fags.

bump for more serious answers

>>1842840
Give company name

>>1840187
averages have shit to do with probability mate.
I need to start a casino. People are so retarded.
>>1844701
We get this thread every fucking day. No one cares.

>>1844765
this place is fucking useless then

go back to jerking off pump and dump cryptocurrency

>>1839980
3k you can't do much. Put it in a mutual fund and be happy.

>>1844850
Also, if you want to make like 20% to 30% at most (that is not fucking multipled by 3k), I would bet on CBS being acquired this year.

>>1841596
So you mean to tell me max entropy isn't equilibrium?
I think you don't understand.

Either roulette or dice rolling, in the long run, it gets perfectly scrambled

>>1841530
First of all, it's never 50-50 you inbred cunt.
Second, even if it was 50-50, the odds of it happening again are 0.5x0.5 and so on

buy high sell low

>>1844732
Email me. [email protected]. Personal email, not high on posting it here and getting slammed with spam or BS. I am looking for a serious investor that wants to make a return over a short amount of time, aforementioned situation has corrected itself and now we are in good shape (closed a couple deals that made it worth it).

90 days in and now we are ready to grow just a little more.

Email only if interested or have actual advice. I'm not too proud to learn from someone!

Open a trading account on Robinhood and join the generals here on biz. We usually pump and dump meme stocks and make fortunes doing so