>"I'm here for the job interview"

>>1782790
>hobbies include trading cryptocurrency, dank memes and shitposting

If thats the office the position is likely janitor, starting immediately

>>1782790
hi /fit/

What's with the creepy pics on the wall?

>>1782797
>janitor

Oh I have alot of experience. I used to be a janitor for an anonymous anime image board. I did it for free, too.

>>1782790
not anymore you're not

>>1782790
wow

you look like you belong in IT

>>1782800
Likely identifies with and idolizes the serial killer represented. Sees himself as a madman who could go out and kill, thinks he is a phyco, hardcore, dangerous. Probably has not actually killed anything though.

I did not know killing animals for fun was bad when young, I spent my youth in the woods with the animals. Because I would talk about killing things in school I met people who were edgy like him, all bluff though usually. Give them a possum and a hammer and they usually chicken out.

>>1782790

YOU ARE HIRED SIR, HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU WANT?

>>1782790
nice setup. i'm liking the proximity of your gaming chair to your bed. welcome aboard! you'll fit in well here. our starting salary is only 250k/anum, but we have the best perks in the business. company credit card, meals, free gym, car service, comped blacberry's etc.

>>1782948
Yes but do you use free as in libre software?

>>1782790
Nah man, that setup is casual as fuck considering how much you spent on all that merch, which is pretty mainstream stuff. Desktop icons? Not running 'nix? disgusting. If I want an ubernerd you are not my guy

>>1782790
>Anon lugs his room with him when he does his interview
As you can see sir, I can do five animes an hour.