What's the safest way to transfer all the money from someone's

Set up an ebay auction for something and over-value it massively and have them buy it.

Here's the real genuis part: You actually send them the item.

>>1778936
that's definitely some good shit that i'll do
Some time ago I transfered around 40$ directly on an account of mine and then onto another.Result was the guy opening dispute with the first account where the money no longer was.
He won the dispute but I kept the money on my 2nd account lol.
But that was just 40$
Can paypal or the person's bank do anything about it if I get their whole balance or something?

>>1778946
>Fraud
How about you stop being a nigger and find a legal way to make money

Find something they have that is worth about as much as you want to steal. Make sure it doesn't have a receipt or anything. Put up a craigslist ad for that exact same item. Transfer the money, and say you sold the item to them.

>>1778936
nice

The best thing to do is close your account and stop being an unbelievable piece of shit.

Fuck you.

>>1778933
Hanging yourself usually works but you might want to try a shotgun just for good measure.

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>>1779673
Suicide shotgun helmet is what OP needs. 9 shells going off simultaneously.

Transfer it all to bitcoin

>>1780132
How? The only site I know that lets you do this is virwox and it's slow asf, you can't transfer more than 75$ a day.

>>1780372
Buy btc on ebay with it?

>>1778933
why don't you just get a job instead of being a faggot?

>>1780372
Launder it with video game currency. Buy with paypal, sell to someone else for btc