FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
HERE IS THE QUESTION!
If a turtle loses his shell is it
A: Homeless
B:Naked
>>1765457
homeless, it's already naked.
>>1765457
I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY LIFELINE REGIS
Dead, mother fucking dead. You ripped out its rib cage and pelvic girdle
>>1765598
SORRY THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!
>>1765457
whar are options C and D,
because I'd go for flayed.
Fine, naked. He is naked, physically and metaphorically. He is spilling his guts out for you, literally.
Turtles are very territorial, and thus, their home isn't their shell. I'm going with B) Naked. Final answer
>>1765457
C. Dead
>>1765457
If we define 'home' not as a physical point in space, but as a spiritual one, the we could say the turtle is homeless, as it is now dead and no longer spiritually 'home'. Consider this; a home is a place that you return to, to sleep, to eat to rest. Theories of reincarnation support the idea then, the turtle dies (leaving its home) and then is reincarnated ( coming back home).
>>1765457
shells are essential part of the turtle mate