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What would you say to your 17 years old you?

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Asking for a friend.
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Get off 4chan
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>>1739106
don't fall for the STEM meme
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>>1739106
buy btc
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>>1739106
kill yourself.

no matter how hard you try, not one thing will go your way. you will be the best student. you will graduate from mechanical engineering with the best grades, and still be an unemployed virgin at 33 years old living with your parents.

you will save every penny you make working for people you considered friends, but were actually backstabbing cunts.

no matter how much you want, and how much money you spend to leave the third world shithole you were born in, they always will refuse the visas, so you will end up in deep depression.

do yourself a favor and kill yourself now that you are somewhat normal.
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study computer science, accounting or nursing
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>>1739106
don't study graphic design
you will drop out after three semesters with very bad grades anyway
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>>1739106
Just suck a dick already you know you want it you repressed faggot >>1739118
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>>1739144
Grades don't mean shit in college. Make connections and get internships.

You sound like you're miserable no matter where you work and should kill yourself. Better yet fail at killing yourself and become a vegetable earning neet money.
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>>1739690
/thread
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>>1739106
Don't worry about majoring in philosophy because after that your parents will put you through law school too! And don't worry about everyone saying "lawyers can't get jobs" because uncle Jason will hire you right out of college :)
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>>1739106
Nobody gives a fuck about you.
No one will give you anything for free
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>>1739106
kys, not worth it
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>>1739106
you turn 18 before 11th grade ends. don't go to 12th and move out as quickly as possible. you will be stuck in that fucking wackjob house for 4 years with no jobs in the area, no friends, no transportation. get the fuck out within the week of finishing 11th grade and don't tell anyone where you went
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Underage b&d.
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>>1739106
Don't waste 4 years working in a convenience store. Drop your ICT college course and do maths, business and another STEM A Level, then do Finance, Econ or Maths in Uni.
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>>1739106
man i would kill for enough space to have a ping pong table
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Study hard for a degree that is profitable and have sex asap

That is literally all
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-Stop smoking weed
-Actually study for your highschool exams
-Stop playing video games and watching porn
-Improve social skills
-Go to university right after highschool instead of wasting 4 years in dead end jobs going nowhere
-Learn about investing
-Stop drinking unless in a social atmosphere
-Start working out
-Actually attempt to find a gf
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Winning PowerBall numbers
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>>1739106

In order:

> Don't go to college, learn a lucrative trade instead
> Fuck Jessica
> Buy a house in 2010 when the market was low as fuck
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You get the full ride, and your mom also loses her job, but she's a pennypincher, and you get the full Pell Grant as a blank check for four years. Do economics right away though; civil engineering blows and the class schedule doesn't allow you to work your full-time job at an MSP.

You eventually use those Pell Grants as a down payment on a house, because you don't need the money because you got nice full-time gig in college, and take night classes.

You find a GF and propose to her. Her dad is upper middle class and practically underwrites your home purchases because he wants the best for her princess. (She eventually gets a better paying job out of college that's better than yours, but you get an even higher paying one a year later)

Just don't worry.
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>>1739691
this. be different. did conventional wisdom put trump in the white house? no, his personality did
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>>1739111
fpbp
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>>1739144
>t. Virgin NEET failure
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I tried to drop some knowledge on my 17 year old cousin and his 18 year old friend, it went in one ear and out the other

I'm now convinced my 17/18 year old self wouldn't listen either
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Don't enlist in the fucking Army for fucks sake. Just go to the fucking college that your parents are already willing to pay for
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>>1739106
"Don't go to college"
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>>1739106
study:
how to study and how to learn. break it down so it can be applied to anything.

study: martial arts

study: languages

wear: batsuit

be: in times square looking for crime and reciting lines

do: train your brain

don't: do things that make you stupid, soft or weak
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>>1739106
Have a liberal supply of condoms for frosh week
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>>1739669
I hear nursing sucks. You get shit hours and it's depressing
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>>1739106
Girls are dumb. Don't spend money on them.
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>>1739106
dont smoke meth you little shit you just lost years of your life for nothing
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get that red headed bitch tested before u fuck her. bitch has herpes. if she comes clean then you know shes going to cheat on you when she goes to college.
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>>1739691
>interships

people still fall for this meme?
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>>1739106
Change your major, medicine is NOT your path. Don't go to the school you're thinking of going to. Major in CS or go for something you think would be cool like geology/marine biology. If all else fails do accounting/economics and go for a CPA.

Relax and have more fun at college. Work out more too. Get out to parties more, join more clubs, start a SSBM club if there isn't one already, don't be an antisocial loser.
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