>own a company
>provide business services (yes I'm keeping it vague)
>work we do is simple enough that my hiring requirements really aren't that stringent; no issues hiring people with only a high school diploma
>decide I'm gonna cash in on the whole bullshit "multiculturalism" "diversity!" trash meme and also be a cheeky cunt showing the hypocrisy of it
>only hire black people
>literally only hire black people
>company has 10+ employees, I'm not a retard so plenty of clients to keep workload at just about full capacity
>get featured in local business journals, a few spots in newspapers
>all of our photos show my clearly exclusively-black employees
>"Leading the way with diversity!"
>"Showing strong, forward-thinking leadership through multicultural hiring practices!"
>people/local journalists/business owners/whatever have all congratulated me on how "progressive" or whatever meme buzzword
>nobody has pointed out that I only have black employees
>nobody has said "hey wait, isn't diversity supposed to be about multiple types of people, not just one?"
>literally _nobody_ has questioned it
I'd say this practical joke has gone on too long but my business is getting more business literally just because of only having black people. Nobody's complained. Nobody has even seemed to notice how god damn racist it is to only hire black people.
I'm making money but I want off this ride /biz/
>>1726624
What on earth does this have to do with pol
>>1726623
Yea, this never happened.
>>1726629
I'm obviously not about to post any identifying information, so believe what you want to believe anon
>>1726623
is the social proof worth their laziness / you getting your shit stolen
>>1726629
ok, and?
>>1726623
roleplaying general?
I'm up for that
>>1726750
>Be me
>black guy, just finished high school
>gotta find work cuz mom's medical bills
>only place hiring is a cake shop
>white boys must all be in college or the gym because it's literally one white manager and 10+ black guys
>Figure out a way to attract more business
>Tell your white friends about this super progressive business, get in all the local papers
>Manager's overwhelmed by the pressure of his business growing so fast
>Also super humble guy, doesn't like people making a big deal of him not being a racist.
>Do your best to take some of the load off his shoulders
>pitch him to open another location away from the inner city
>He loves the idea, wants to go somewhere coastal
>YFW you'll have cake by the ocean
>>1726911
>teen white girl
>visit local store for a cake for my grandma
>hope no big strong black men overpower me..
>>1726629
I want to believe.