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This guy walks up and slaps your portfolio's ass How do

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This guy walks up and slaps your portfolio's ass

How do you respond to this tough situation?
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Tell him that I´m a Berkshire shareholder and that IBM was a mistake.
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>>1726503
I tell him to divest of all that fucking Coca-Cola stock because are you fucking serious you have 20% of your wealth in that shit, it's not that good of a company, it's sugar and water for fucks sake come on now, man.
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>>1726540
Found the idiot in the room.

>>1726513
This guy has the right idea.
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>>1726540
And take the tax hit on that like for 16 billion capital gain? Berkshire is already sitting on 60 billion in cash and he has no idea what to do with it.
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>>1726503
Short Berkshire Hathaway.

>get rekt pleb
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>>1726545
With 60 billion dollars, I'd buy the entire country of Haiti, then short it. That's what I'd do.

I don't think I'd buy more fucking Coca Cola stock. Sugar water demand is on the decline and the pleb trash that still drink it buy the generic sugar water from Greenbriar or Supervalu or some shit.

Sorry just shocked and appalled a visionary is buying into the next Sears and Roebuck.
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He misses because of the large gap between the markets estimate of where my girlfriend's ass is and where it really is
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>>1726503
I apollogise and buy Berkshire stocks
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>>1726540
Plus he singlehandedly got rid of cherry vanilla-saying there were too many flavors.
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>>1726503
sue him for 60 billion cash
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