how would you invest $250,000?

>>1726063
put it all on black.

>>1726063

I'd buy land.

>>1726063
In my business

>>1726063

Dis dick cuz.

buy bitcoins

>>1726063
buy as many lottery tickets as I can

>>1726063
Like right now? Coffee.. up 30% in one year, not going down anytime soon.

>>1726063

Sorry leaf, I think you're looking for >>>/biz/

Pay off student loans then invest in an aassortment of ETFs

Considering how our real estate market is I'd say don't buy into that. If I had some cash I'd invest in silver tbqh since the maple dollar is donna crash and burn real soon.

a tank and a bunker

lel, leaf got deported from /pol/

>>1726063
In index funds.

>>1726063
hookers and blow

Guns, land, food, bitcoins, and 2 girls at the same time.

>>1726063
That's assuming I'd ever have 250,000, hell I'm lucky if I have 250 right now. Fuck

>>1726087

short term bonds, gold, non-hedged foreign equity

Index Fund.

Anything else is gambling.

Start a small business fucking easy m8

>>1726200
>small business
Don't do this in America. It's an oligarchy where large corporations have influenced politics in such a way to benefit them and screw over competition.

>>1726206
Wrong there is still plenty of opportunity I know for a fact if I had 250k start up capital I would quadruple it

>>1726063
Straight into my lab

i would live a nice and steady life

>100k property and house (or 100k down)
>130k index funds (4% rule gives 5k/year)
>20k emergency fund/ play money
Retire at 700k in investments, fuck 250k would be a hell of a good start.

Kneepads

>>1726063
where's your ID?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's going to be shill after shill pretending to be a different anon all over again

>>1726256
What's this kneepad meme?

>>1726280
Nevermind I guess you want bruised up kneepads

buy a better computer, pay for driving lessons and a cheap car, and then put the rest in the bank and only use it for rent payments.

>>1726280
>>1726384
Knees*
Bruised up knees*

>>1726174
Aren't you a piece of shit then

>>1726063
Penny stocks :^)

>>1726063
Dividend stocks

>>1726063
ALL IN BTC

ALL ABOARD THE PLUTO MISSION

Buy a house, have someone pay me to rent it.

>>1726073
t. mark maloney

>>1726063
would buy golden kneepads

>>1726063

1 berkshire hathaway stock

>>1726063
I'd put most into various index etfs and put the rest into riskier investments. iPod or something.

$250k couldn't buy shit in the way of houses here.

>>1726063
buy a house and have a decent amount of rental income off it for the rest of my life

>>1726400
No I'm job looking :(

1000 bitcoin leveraged

I am not sure if it is enough but raising an own Hedgefonds would be great... some state Investments, CDAs and such stuff

>>1726813
>investing in ipod

That's not how it works. Teen detected.

BTC.... duh

>>1726063
I'm so fucking tired of noobs who always write the same fucking shit of threads about how to invest X money or how to become rich. Read the fucking old threads faggot.

>>1727267
Was meant to say IPOs but my phone thought otherwise.

>>1726063
$50k liquid cash
$50k stocks
$50k metals
$50k bonds
$50k into a house (this wouldn't be my first choice but gf would insist)

>>1726063

Carefully.

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Right now i would've probably put it all on RNVA.

>>1728167

A house or else savings for rent is not a bad investment.

>>1728271
i think it's a shit investment right here right now.
housing prices jumped 50% due to gov policy dumping money on the housing market. they will get back to normal or well below in 5-7 years most likely.

>>1726063
open a forex account and trade

>>1728376
kek

>>1726070
Water would be good too

>>1726063
that would be about 450 a month in some REIT funds. Not bad for doing nothing really. You could probably do about as decently in a total stock index.

>>1726063
probably a business that requires a lot of money from consumers and is used a lot. ie hotels in highly populated countries.

assets.

all paper money will be worthless

>>1726063
500 acres of timberland in northern Maine.

>>1728875
Can it pay for its self through logging, renting to hunters, etc?

>>1726065
But what would you do with the land.

>>1728725
are you retarded

>what assets would you buy with 250k?
>>assets

>>1728880
.75 cords per year in timber growth @ apx $100/cord

>>1726063
hire sluts and fuck them on camera
use the videos to start a porn site

>>1728725
at the point where paper money loses value your ownership of anything will be meaningless. you think you own land? hah! the robber baron with more hired guns will own the land.

>>1726063
Bet on souljaboy for the celebrity boxing match

>>1726394
>have enough money to buy a house 100%down
>rent payments

>>1726813
250k is enough for a three story 1200 sq ft 4 bedroom 3 bathroom house in Midwest usa