Less sarcastic advice needed

1. start scamming people online, 12year olds are very gullible.
2. buy memes such as trumpcoin
3. roulette

>>1724763
Why not get a real job?

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Get some knee pads boi

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I did have a "real job" for 4 years. I started out at $8.50 an hour and when I left I was at $22.00 an hour. I broke my back and bent over sucked all the cock in the world for that place.. just to be "let go" for being 15 minutes late. Also the day I was fired I skipped lunch, took no piss breaks just worked worked worked.. then was let go around 4 pm.. perfect time to sit in traffic... FUCKAJOB

I have a little mini-recording studio (at home) and often use it to record local rappers and shit... but you know how that goes, collecting tax free drug dealer $ for pushing record and compressing vocals while this dude chugs opiates... after being 2 hours late to our session... sometimes I just want to click to get paid without dealing with drug dealers...

>>1724763
are you in america? are you collecting unemployment?

yeah I'm in America and did collect unemployment for that position, while working a part-time job for several months. My unemployment has run out and now I've just been focusing on music.. really don't wanna sell all my equipment for gas and mac n cheese

...the thing with unemployment is you can't get off of it until you find a full time job, and most jobs start at part time and work you up, if you get to a full time position... well unemployment itself is a full-time fucking job... you have to put in at least 6 or 7 application weekly and report to building 30 miles away...

>>1724763
Anything in IT... try help desk and work your way up.

>>1724820
>Focusing on music
Focus on applying for jobs you fucking retard. I guess you're in this situation because youre an absolute idiot though, so I shouldn't expect much.

Literate native English speakers can always get editing work, improving things written in English by foreigners.

Teaching, or simply giving conversation practice over Skype is something I used to do, a few years ago, too. Dead easy.

>>1724763
Ill be real with you, the only way to make "proper" money online is to build your own long-term proper business (potentially years before profit), learn a freelance trade AND negotiating skills to get jobs, or scams that will land your ass in prison if you dont know what youre doing (if you have to ask, you wont make it)