REEEEE >work in wagecuck retailcuck job for cucks >failed

Perhaps flirt with them

>>1724038
Why not just jump off a 3 story building and paralyse your entire body anon? You could live the NEET life forever

>>1724038
try r9k

>>1724038
Talk about the time you helped your chan elect Donald Trump using the ancient power of an Egyptian frog.

Trying to impress via interviews and resumes is a waste of time. Focus efforts on getting to know people who can help you. Volunteer places, go to conferences, practice sucking up to baby boomers, you will become one of da lads, and get more leverage.

>>1724038

Actually have fun. I know people will tell you as they tell me sarcastically ,"Have fun!"

When I took that advice and turned it around and began enjoying my own presence in the world, I didn't find it easier to achieve what I want, but it became easier to deal with people. Be genuine and persuasive by being earnest and speaking your mind, however autistic and schizophrenic yur true thoughts are. In a nutshell those two chicks are so fucking crazy and they want to hire someone on their level.

>>1724038
you have to rub shoulders with some people man. didnt you network or intern while in school? most of my friends are the fratbro types who did nothing but party and graduated with sub 3.0 gpas yet scooped up ridiculous positions after graduation

If you're a social autist, just give up.

It's the number one criteria for landing a good job.

Or just work on it, and realize that communicating with normies is part of the game.

>>1724083
"Top kek" as the kids say

>>1724097
>practice sucking up to baby boomers
THIS

>>1724038
>failed all graduate interviews because they are just tests of normieness
This screams, "I have autism and am too fucking stupid to realize it."

>tfw it is just a test of normieness
Does "normienss" mean being like the majority of the population, i.e. normal people who don't spend every waking minute on the internet? If so, you should try that out sometime, it's actually helpful.

>tfw accent isn't posh like every fucking interviewer i have
This is something you have the power to change.


I can tell why you couldn't get accepted to grad school and now can't get a respectable job. It seems like you blame your issues on someone else's actions as oppose to accepted that you yourself have caused 98% of the misfortunate in your life. Own up to your mistakes, take responsibly, make changes you'd like to see in yourself, and go make something of yourself you whiney little cunt.