>be me 7 years ago
>inherit $5,000
>remember what granddad said
>"you have to spend money to make money"
>unfortunately I was a faggot dude weed stoner
>buy car for $400
>spend $3,600 on pot
>become weed kingpin of high school
>this continues to college
>fuzz raids my dorm because slut ex narcs me
>spend next 2 years in prison
>get released two weeks ago with nothing to my name
>remember I spent $1,000 on bitcoin when it was at 0.6
Thanks granddad
AW SHIT THE FUZZ! FLUSH THAT SHIT LIKE NOW DUDE!!!!
proof is required
2bueno2believo
>>1723385
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
>>1723422
Of all the things that reddited, this reddited the most