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Can you help a girl from japan with finding a good investing for 50,000$ so that she can get 1% every month without rick or experiance needed?
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>>1721003
tits or gtfo
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I love Japanese girls so I will share my secret investment:

AMD eternal meme
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>>1721003
Sorry, I only help japanese girls (male)
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>>1721007
>japanese
>tits
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Monero
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There are pension fund managers making $20 million per year that would kill for a consistent 12% ROA. Consistent.

Hell, I'd be more than happy to pay 3% in annual fees to get a 12% consistent ROA.

The past seven years have been very unusual and will probably not happen again for at least a couple of generations. Sorry, we're in the 7th inning of the Bull Rally. It's switching over to euphoria. They even have a name for this part of the rally that all the media are using. Get ready to get out.
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Kys
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>>1721003
Thank you prease
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>>1721003
I don't know. Maybe try some bond funds

OHYAX
JAHYX
ABHIX
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buy bitcoin
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>>1721003

feed it to Gojiraa. He should pay you 1% monthly dividends via lazer blasts from his mouth.
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Hahaha
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Ethereum. Look it up
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I'm sure they sell kneepads in Japan?
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>>1721003
>without rick or experiance needed?
I know how to get 1% a month, but we'd definitely need to get Rick involved. Is that a deal breaker?
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>>1723014
I'm going to guess she meant "without dick or experience needed", but it doesn't matter, because she'd definitely need dick to get those kind of returns.
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>>1721003
Invest in your vagina. Your entire life is EZMode.
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>>1721003
ICNB, OWCP, GIGL, NTCXF...you can thank me later
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>>1723456
Top kek
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>>1723027
No, rick. As in, "herro baka gaijin, I rick your peepee twenty dorrar"
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>>1724766
Well, someone's been to Japan.
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>>1721003
buy vanguard mutual funds. don't report on taxes
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>>1725765
vanguard index/mutual funds seems to be the way to go
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>>1721003
>without risk
not really
Closest I can get without substantial risk is 177 per month on investing 50k into a fairly safe REIT
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Buy a house
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>>1721003
you know it'll take 8.3 years to start actually gaining "very small" profits right?
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>>1721003
>Spend $50,000 on camera and robotic dildos
>Become kinky jap camgirl
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>>1721009
Www lad you got me good

AMD exists to prevent Intel from getting broken up
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>Make 1 dollar per year for life contracts
>Sell them at 50 dollars a pop
>???
>Profit
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Is she accredited? Can't help if she's not.
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gov bonds

ya fuck
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First, know your goal. Is it capital conservation or would it be more capital growth? It can be many things really, but to get 1% back should not be too difficult. I hope i dont get in trouble for this but you can visit my blog on making money with US & Int'l business milanjajic.com/business there I will be talking about investing for people in my generation, the millenials, but also any generation or any person that doesnt really know how to get started. -cheers!
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vangaurd funds are very safe and stable funds with great returns. I own some myself.
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