Coiners and bluepillers I send you yet another warning.
Blue Monday (the most depressing day of the year) is coming for you.
January 16th 2017
Please, for your own sakes get through the 5 stages of grief and insure your prophets with Silver before you have no profits left.
You thought October surprises and black Friday's were shitty?
Blue Monday will top them all.
Something worth noting:
On this day in history January 16th 1945 Adolf Hitler moves into his underground bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.
What the fuck are you all talking about?
Can someone cut the bluepill bullshit and just tell me what they expect to happen on Jan 16th?
>wow it's like i'm really on /x/
Looks like some have made it to the acceptance stage quickly.
Others still stuck in denial.
It is scientifically proven...
OP is /x/poster, he predicts the rise and fall of Bitcoin by overlaying the trajectory of meteors onto Bitcoin charts.
If you have become adept enough at deciphering what he means, it is my opinion that he is predicting Bitcoin prices to fall on Blue Monday.
>it is my opinion that he is predicting Bitcoin prices to fall on Blue Monday.
>if I express an idea into a formula with letters it's scientific
>that's how science works right?
So nocoiners are STEM illiterates too. No surprises there.
Screw Jan 16th, the only date that matters is Jan 20th
Markets and currencies the world over will turn to chaos
Do you even math?
Fiat memes are the grandfather of pseudoscience.
Hence the dedication of January 16th Blue Monday to bluepillers.
7 days and counting.
"I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left."
Bluepillers don't trap they cuck.
Each second passes by for a chance to make it to acceptance.
Everything was fine....until it wasn't
6 days left.
You still have the advantage for getting through the grief early.
After today you'll have a day for each stage.
Time is speeding up.
5 days left.
Only one day to tackle each of the stages of grief.
Today is denial.
You must overcome the fact that there was no spoon.
People are going to call you bullishit, but I can tell by your post that you have the "vision." You see the connections, the synchronicities, the patterns in randomness. I see too, OP. I recommend that you people heed this man's warning. I'll be there to buy your coins when they're back at 10 dollars.
I'm here to help:
"Denial is a coping mechanism that gives you time to adjust to distressing situations — but staying in denial can interfere with treatment or your ability to tackle challenges."
We shall see if by overnight some of you leave this state.
Mooonday will never be the same for the bluepilled.
coiners are dumb as fuck lol
why not just buy leveraged mining stocks??
you obviously don't give a fuck about volitility how about buying something that wasn't priced at all time high 5 days ago?
bitcoin's mini bull run there was mostly chinese trying to get their RMB and $s out of China.
4 days left.
I hope the anger is out of your system by now.
Regardless, there is no need to be in SHOCK about it anymore.
For those brief bounces "up".
You guys missed conquering the denial phase yesterday.
Some of your brethren already made it to acceptance.
Dealing with smite is a daunting task.
But to make it through those five stages quickly you must.
3 days left.
What the hell stage are we on now?
Oh yeah: bargaining
Friday the 13th is here.
Blue Monday warning issued 01/07/17(Sat)20:22:40
Price was = $930 USD (Coinbase)
Price today = $830 USD (Coinbase)
Profits = -$100
Prophets = only for those that reach acceptance
Classic bargain bounce in action.
Maybe a good opportunity to cut your losses?
Are you even listening?
"Alternatively, it may just accelerate the blow up of China's "bitcoin time bomb.""
This ends badly.
crash to what? $500? maybe even as low as $300!!!??
big fucking deal. more opportunity to buy and cash out the next time it goes to the moon in a year or 2.
bitcoin isnt going anywhere. its not going to get banned globally. its not going to be worthless. china wont outright ban it.
satoshi is a generous god though, should you repent, you will be accepted into coin heaven.
2 days left now,
Depression should have set in by now.
It isn't coming back anytime soon.
Oh no blue monday! At least we get green friday for TRUMP
If I didn't know any better I would say that their only choice is to let one of their alts take the throne.
They are getting to big to pump into.
Having a hard time managing them all now.
Without any new talent the imagination pool is gonna dry up.
IRS on the heels of the exchanges.
China dryer than a desert now from PBOC crackdown on leverage.
Depression can be medicated but the pill isn't blue so I don't think it will work.
One day left.
Maybe you can reach acceptance today?
Hope you made it...
Looking at the drop down it looks like there was some acceptance.
Taking a look on /biz/ though I see a cy bot infestation starting to bloom.
It's too bad really.
They are at risk of becoming permanently blue pilled.