What are some certified Grandpa-tier™ investment strategies?

>>1715718
buy high sell low!

>>1715718
Follow memes on /rhg/.
Cry to /biz/ when your $236 disappears.

>>1715718
Land

>>1715718
$KO
$GE
$GM

Then wait 20 years

>>1715727
Grandma does this on purpose because she feels bad about taking money from those nice boys on Wall Street

Only buy dividend stocks.

Investing in index funds

>>1715718
Index - idiot proof. Read John bogle
Value investing - for the 1% who nerd out on balance sheets and P/L, like me.

These are the 2 investment strategies to make you rich without trading on inside information

>buy gold for <$50 up to the mid-1970s
>buy gold for <$400 up to the mid-2000s
>continue buying gold for the rest of your life now that it's >$1,000
>never ever cash out
>die

I know several actual grandpas who do this. People who've been in WW2 are weird when it comes to gold.

>>1715718

The up-and-coming Spruce Moose you can bank on!

>>1715718
Gold and silver.

>>1715756
this lol

I'm surprised that annuities haven't been mentioned yet.

>>1715756
buy stocks in a bubble!

Government savings bonds

>work hard
>retirement

>>1715718
Having a pension is the most grandpa-tier investment strategy there is

>>1715960
I suppose be cause they've seen what it's like when the world ends.

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>>1715718

>Investing in Silver dimes, Nickels or quarters
>investing in "collections"
>Timeshares
>The Condo jew

>>1715718
This i literally the end of bitcoin

>>1715753
but timberland investment gets pretty good returns.

Most publicly traded companies provide 5% dividends at least.

>>1718534
publicly traded -forestry- companies.

a shotgun

Certificates of Deposit at your local bank

>>1715718
Guns
Collector items
Time shares
Stocks and commodities
Gold and silver
401ks and deferred compensation plans

>>1715718

Grandma-tier:

Savings accounts, U.S. savings bonds and piggy bank.

>>1715960
They remember a time when the gold standard was a thing