You need to earn 500.000 USD in 6 months.

This already happened with my dad.
[spoiler] He died. [\spoiler]

>>1713533

Say my name.

spend 25K on ethereum.

after 6 months give 500k to my mum and spend the other 2.5 million on myself.

>>1713533
if you can't earn 250 in less than 4 days you got some problems

>>1713533
Funerals are cheaper

Make a donations webpage and kickstarter. (Would you get lynched if you made a fake kickstarter like this?)

>>1713546
What makes you think it will rise so much?

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>>1713558
because I know it will, and I know that I'm smarter than everybody else.

>>1713573
Don't make me go all in with my trump winnings on this one.

>>1713558
It's just shilling. Etherium is just another copycat Cryptocurrency with the same validity as "Trumpcoin".

>>1713575
it's your money to miss out on. Once it becomes obvious that Bitcoin is the new money, it will become obvious that Ethereum is the new everything else. The opinions and actions of Trump and everyone else over 60 are rapidly becoming irrelevant in this new world. WE win now. as soon as Brexit happened I knew Trump would win.

I don't do anything.

There's no way to make 1000% returns legally without taking ridiculous risk.

There's no treatment that costs $250k it's probably experimental or would just prolong her life a little and she'd still die

>>1713579

Low information dim-human drivel

>>1713596
you can't come up with a way to make £800 a day for 8 months? kill yourself.

>>1713533
>go on government procurement website
>bid million dollar janitorial contract
>win.
>go to bank, borrow against contract

$0 startup costs, perfectly legal, takes a couple days.

>>1713533

$500.00 ? I earn that much in a week.

>>1713607
>you can't come up with a way to make £800 a day for 8 months? kill yourself.

In other words $292,000 a year?

No I can honestly say I can't come up with a way to do this. If I did I'd be a present millionaire and not post on 4chan ever again.

Maybe you're smarter tho. Tell us please how to easily make $300k/yr legally.

CamWhore and GoFund me

>>1713610
>janitorial contract
That's actually kind of smart, if you are able to bid with showing you have funds first to say.

>>1713615
Is it true that you can make much camwhoring? Say you are a 10/10, and doesn't show face or anything?

Cancer can easily be cured with diet, essential oils, yoga and pranayama

>>1713533
>start a 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to helping cancer patients
>immediately put the $25k into the tax free organization
>apply for government grants by hiring somebody who knows what they're doing
>hire somebody who is skilled at raising funds
>target limousine liberals and say things like "fuck drumpf" and "racism is bad" a bunch
>rake in the donations
>use organization to pay for mom's cancer medicine

>>1713579
>>1713595

Does Etherium add anything new or innovative at all? It seems to me that the only altcoin that does this is XMR.

>>1713579
>>1713812
Just checked and it's Ethereum.

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>>1713533
watch how it's done on lock, stock, and two smoking barrels

>>1713533
RIP in peace

>>1713533
Get a fucking job at mcdonalds

>>1713541
F

>>1713533
you should go to tg or qst if you want to do role playing games

>>1713533
Binary trading http://track.finpari.com/tiny/DUK2d

>>1714654
kekle thought that was a decimal.
250k? If I got desperate i'd black mask it 25 times, before that intercept interstate cash shipments, other than that no clue, dropshipping??

>>1713607
>you can't come up with a way to make £800 a day for 8 months?

Easier said than done

>>1713558
And lunder mafia mobey

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>>1713533
Easy
Go all in on 0

>>1714657
fucking lol

I know some good plugs. I'd sell a lot of drugs.

Id rather spend 25k to give her a blast of a last 6 months.

1) Anything within the law to make that kind of return in 6 months is basically high risk gambling.

2) She wouldn't want to put that burden on me because she loves me.

Also all my effort is only 16 hours a day?
>>sleeping 8 hours
lol

>>1714765
u mean red

Maybe you should stop living in a third world shithole where people cant afford health care.

>>1713533
Adios mom. You always were a cunt.

>>1713533
Conveniently my mom has insurance so this wouldn't be an issue.

>>1713619
Easily? Yeah ummm...a good diet is vague. Elaborate

>>1713618
Absolutely, not to mention that it only takes one bored Saudi prince who wants some special requests and you've just made some serious bank.

>>1713533
File a health insurance claim to pay for the procedure.
Proceed to pocket the 25k.

Was that so hard?

Impossible unless you go to a casino or do something illegal. At least try to make a plausible scenario, faggot

>>1713533
Sell my virginity on the interwebs.

>>1713533
Realistically, without any special skills - beg. Ask pewdiepie to make another donation fund or something like that, start with 10k to have visibility.

>>1713618

You have no idea how bidding on contracts works.

>>1715713
Clearly not impossible, just needs someone a lot smarter and more capable than us

>>1713556
The true /biz way

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>>1713579
>tfw I made 500 off trumpcoin when 2.0 hit
>Haven't touched crypto currencies since
What am I even DOING on this board lmao how did I get here

>>1713812
Ethereum is not just a currency. I don't know much about it except that it has smart contracts n shit.

>>1713806
best answer in this thread imo

>>1713806
Bump

>>1713533

My mother's like 60, dude.

She's going to have to beat that cancer on her own.

Move to Bongland

>>1713533
Let her die.

As someone who has gone through this with both parents...

The end stages of a cancer patient's life has to be the most insane cost to effect ratio ever... as in diminishing rate of returns in effect, but infinite increase in cost.

After seeing the cost and additional pain (& ineffectiveness) of "cutting edge" trial studies, of my father, my mother decided to just be at peace in her final days.

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>>1713533
$500 isn't that much money. I'd probably just get a part-time job and not over-think it.

>>1713556
found the kike!

>>1713533
>setup gofundme page
>invest all 25K in producing a very sad video.
>Set limit to 240K
>Take 240K and place it all on red.
>Lose it all and kms
GG

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>>1713533

>Be me with sick mom
>Realize to save her I need to either work a high paying job, be given money, create something, or get lucky gambling, since these are the only activities that turn nothing and potentially no skill into possibly unlimited amounts of money
>Discard gifts and gambling because I'm a rational man; I'm gonna logic and work my way into 500k, even if it kills me
>Mom's worth it
>First need to quit my job or get a better one
>Realize the turnaround on major career path changes or improvement that I control is basically out of reach in under 6 months
>Realize any job I could do to make this is by definition outside of my core competencies or interests, since otherwise I'd already be doing that thing instead.
>Realize that I can't publish a book, produce a movie, or make a game worth a fuck in that time because there's tons of process.
>Realize I don't have time to /really/ create a new thing: I need to produce something that can start making money with growth potential NOW
>Realize the easiest form of content to mass produce NOW is commentary on things other people already did
>Realize I'm going to become a let's player.
>12 ten minute vids every single day and a pay rate of a bit less than one dollar per thousand ad views implies mom survives if within 3 months we're getting about 500k viewers on every video. GoFundMe for mom, Patreon for food money and rent.
>Play gaming content from 9AM to 2PM, edit all videos to be funny and postable by 6:30PM, work on social media till 10PM and crash. Repeat every day until I succeed or die.
>Realize even the Game Grumps, a 5-10 person operation, only get on average 500k views a video
>Realize I am not capable of being a one-man Game Grumps machine
>Realize mom is fucked if I try that
>Fuck it.
>Try gambling instead
>Put life savings on red
>It's black
>Get cancer from the stress
>Son has 6 months to save me
>mfw

>>1715867
How do they work?

>>1713541
F

>>1713541

rip in piece anon's dad.

>>1719040
kek, include me in the screen cap

For $500,000, I would find a really nice apartment in a populated city. I would find a place renting out for something like $5000/mo. Post on shit places like CL after tax return time that I was the owner and they could come by and check it out. I would ask for a deposit of $1250 and a month rent amount for $1250 so each people would have to pay up $2500. I would do this as much as I could. If I didn't do this enough to have $500,000... then I would go somewhere else and do the same thing.

When my dad died, I didn't want to sell off his house so I decided to rent it out. People were willing to drop off thousands to a complete fucking stranger just to reserve the place until they could move in. Similar homes were being rented out for $2k a month, and I was asking $1500 so people were going ape-shit.

>Cancer

Just smoke weed?
Or take in cannabis oil?