It's 2017
I really really REALLY NEED to be rich this year guys, how would I go about accomplishing that?
>>1699416
>inb4 10 reply's suggesting knee pads.
>>1699416
>"Throw it all into penny stocks!"
>>1699416
Buy ETC
>>1699416
take out a really really big loan and invest it in one stock YOU personally think will explode this year and once it starts exploding, pay it off and do it again and again all year
>>1699416
tell me where you live, the population in your city/township, what car you drive, how much money you have to start? if u have a shit pickup truck, u can make half decent amount from scraping metal, stealing logs and selling them 2 years down the road, stupid shit like that. or you can up ur game and steal toyota airbags and sell it for 300-500 bux to dealerships.
>>1699416
decided amount of wealth you wish to achieve, divide by how much you think you can charge for sucking dick, and that's how many dicks you need to suck to achieve your goal.
>>1699416
This is pretty much your only hope...
https://xcpdex.com/PEPECASH
Buy PEPECASH, shill it, watch it rise 100x. Pro pump and dump teams have entered the market. Don't get greedy.