Hello /biz/. I have invented a Time machine, powered by tetrahydroxaline. But it can only work once, no return trips.. How can I profit off this?
Send yourself to the dinosaur age. And start a trust fund
>>1696456
You mean, tetrahydrozoline... eye drops? Good luck, Rothchild already went back in time and did this. Pretty sure his time machine ran on hatred, which is a much more powerful full source.
>>1696456
Travel back in time, and patent it.
Obviously, a working time machine would have patent #1
Idk but could you go back to the 2015 super bowl and tell Caroll to run the damn ball?
Bitcoins, lotteries and bets are the easiest ways Also, make a prophecy thread on old /pol/ detailing everything that will happen in the future (Trump, Brexit, Syria, Ukraine, etc) purely for epic shitposting purposes.
>>1696456
Stop 9/11 from happening and profit off a true new millennium.