How can I make money off Carrie Fisher's death?
Steal the hyper drive from the millennium falcon.
everyone on twitter fb and reddit trying to get views for their youtube vids and likes and shit
Short gold bikinis
>>1690833
Invest in whatever company makes money on star war
They literally killed her so people would go see the shitty new one
>>1690833
Memorial website with amazon links to star wars products featuring her. Spread it around social media.
A famous Star Wars person dies. What does this mean for my Disney shares?
>>1692311
Absolutely nothing
>>1690833
Place a bet on how they are going to kill her off in episode 8 or 9
>>1690833
set up a GoFundMe page , make heart warming claims about what you will do with the money in her name, profit.
You can do the same after some sort of natural disaster.
build a time machine, go back in time, and sell her drugs
>>1690833
Go scalp Hasbro toys. I jacked up my prices and actually made money on shit that would've sat forever if she hadn't died.
>>1690833
make shirts
Y'all niggas is too savage for this one
>>1690833
Try selling some cinnamon buns.
>>1690833
short Disney
long Carrie Fisher merchandise, signatures, etc
SHORT CINNABON
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
Offer two for one funerals.