Being given a disciplinary at work

>>1636876
You turn up, look him in the eyes and firmly shake his hand. When he offers you a whiskey and a cigar, take it. He means well. Puff on it like he does though, don't be the faggot that can't handle a well-weighted cuban cigar.

After you've both talked it through, you thank him for the pleasant conversation, shake his hand again, and you go on to fuck his wife, who's waiting in their bedroom.

Good luck, Son.

What did you do?

>>1636888
I work nightshift and the generator for the building was making an annoying humming noise all night, found a way of shutting it down and apparently it caused some problems the next day

>>1636895
Ahahahahaa what the fuck op just what the fuck this gotta be fake cmon man hahahahah fuck man

>>1636884
Top kek, what's this from?

>>1636917
I just wrote it as a reply. It's meant to parody classic boomer advice, and since OP posted a picture of a gold-digging whore half the age of the presumed boss, I added that last part.

>>1636923
nice...

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>>1636876

>>1637008
This

Who cares there's shit loads of jobs out there tell them to fuck off

>working
cuck

>>1636895
Please tell us you work at a hospital

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>>1636876
Do this, OP:
>hold metal pipe or pen in left hand
>keep this in pocket
>meet boss at time & location specified
>smile & close in
>move in really close
>shake hand
>pull yourself in even closer
>face to face
>noses almost touching
>keep holding his hand with your right hand
>firmly press concealed pen into boss's ribcage
>look boss in eye
>hold gaze
>silently mouth the word "gun"
>do not release boss
>tell your boss you hate this location
>tell your boss that the two of you are going somewhere nicer
>escort boss to boss's car
>get in
>boss drives
>hold ersatz weapon on him but concealed entire time
>tell him not to look at you
>tell him to keep his eyes on the road
>tell him it's time to talk about work
>tell him you're not to be disciplined like a child
>tell him you saved his company an expensive fire
>tell him that your job is a joke
>tell him that he'd better promote you up out of his department
>tell him to drive to his house
>tell him to slow down
>tell him how you're going to fuck his wife and children while he watches before killing his entire family slowly with torture one at a time and finishing with him if you don't get your way
>tell him to drive to bank
>tell him to pull all the money he can out of his atm
>tell him to drive to the hood
>tell him to buy crack cocaine from that guy over there
>tell him to smoke the crack cocaine or you'll shoot him
>get his bell rung
>hire the nastiest street hooker you can find
>get photos & video of your boss smoking crack rock and fucking hookers
>backup your data for blackmailing purposes
>tell him to bring you to the cheapest bar you know
>be all buddy-buddy with him in front of your present friends
>everyone drinks together
>smile & wink at your boss randomly to remind him to be cool
>imply threats if he refuses to drink
>get your boss absolutely shitfaced
>use your burner smartphone to hack his brakes
>wave goodbye as your boss drives away drunk
>report drunk driver to police

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>>1636895
>shut the generator off because it was annoying

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>>1636895

>>1636876

what's going on with her eye? is she farting?

>get disciplinary notices all the time
>literally cant fire me because i own the machinery
Never work for family or friends.