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Ok /biz, I took your advice and got my first whore.

>Whore shows up
>Says I need to pay upfront
>Ok, I guess. Thought thats normal
>Hands over $100
>"Thanks, bye"
>wut.jpg
>Only options are rape charges, assault charges, or letting it happen
>fuck my life

Not a virgin but the only women Ive dated have been rape victims with 0 sex drive who put me down for wanting sex.

I cant even pay for sex. To make things worse, I had to work right after and now Im stuck here for 8 hours trying not to break down

Should I just end it now /biz?
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>>1630847
Look on the bright side:
You have a job (even if you hate it)
Not a virgin
These two alone put you ahead of 75% of the posters here
Also, as a bonus, this experience will ensure you'll probably never waste money on whores ever again.
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>>1630847
I can imagine it feels shitty, but its just your pride and $100. Have some perspective.

The good thing is that it brings you closer to understanding business. You saw first hand how quickly master becomes slave when money changes hands.
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Must suck living in a country without AW and a forum that reviews whores from AW

It's a buyers market in bongland
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>>1630859
Thanks, I guess thats true at least.
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>>1630881
The world keeps turning.
Someday you may find yourself living a life utterly unlike the one you do now.
Of course, no one on this board will believe you, but at that point you won't really give a fuck anymore.
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>>1630869
Just feels hopeless because women that arent whores are useless, and now I know whores are a fucking scam.

Theres no winning.
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>>1630887
Youre a good man, thanks. I half expected to be shit on for posting this
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>>1630847
Where are you located that you thought you could get a hooker for $100?

All the $100 offers around here (biggest Midwest city) are out and out scams, the lowest I've found was $150 and that was after ~1yr of careful searching
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>>1630897
>expected to be shit on for posting this
Oh, I'm sure you will.
But I can sympathize because I was there once.
These days, I try to give back by helping anons here out.
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>>1630900
Indiana, $100-$150 seemed pretty consistent on most ads. Highest I saw with an actual price listed was $200.
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>>1630900
Chicago? Typical price I've seen and paid for for decent service was $200 for about a half hour
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>>1630908
I appreciate it man
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>>1630847
You let her walk away with your money without physically stopping her?

Did she threaten you with a weapon? Fuck assault charges, I'd get my money back from the cunt.
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>>1630935
With todays sexist court system? Hell no Im not going to jail for using force on a women.

Men even lose when its self defense
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Every problem is an opportunity. Start a whore review website. Make money and never get scammed again.
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>>1630918
And if I might ask, where did this encounter take place? In a motel, or your home?
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>>1630948
Look on the bright side, maybe she spared you from an STD.
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>>1630967
Motel. Im at least smart enough not to bring them home. Didnt bring my wallet or watch either.
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>>1630847
If you had fucked this whore, you would have contracted hiv.
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asian apartment massage parlor....

Be stingy, if you dont like the girl, run out of the room, or ask to see the next one...

They will start rubbing your cokc the second you walk in...

be a man, walk out, if the girl is ugly... feel her tits/ probably the fake bras that makes boobs look bigger
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>>1631004
I did see one advertised, maybe Ill try it
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just be strong, and dont be afraid too walk out the door....

hell even if you want to buy the hour, walk out the door, take deep breaths, and walk around the block, then come back....

I got SUPER SUPER anxious when i used to play like that....
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the anxiety attacks actually were more fun than the girls most of the time.
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It gets better anon just learn from it

Similar story

>find whore online
>have her come over to my place
>tell her to tie me to bed and gag me because that's my kink
>she does
>takes my wallet and leaves
>luckily my friend came over that day and he likes to just walk in without knocking so I didn't have to starve to death tied to a bed

feels bad man
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>>1631094
Wow, that does beat mine. Im sorry bro.

For me its less the money (Ive blown $100 on stupid shit, who hasnt?) and just how hard it is to get laid. I dont even have any fetishes. Its just that it was right there and it didnt happen, it's such bullshit.

Sex robots when? Women are scum
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Why do you think that all whores are scams just because you got scammed once? You're being defeatist here, though losing money does suck.

I bought anew escort at a hotel once and it went fine, but it was 200$.

As a rule it's better to pay a little more and not get a crackhead (unless you know how to handle that type).

Most likely she saw that you weren't very confident or experienced,and took advantage of that, which sucks.

As others said, try massage parlors, they're the best bet for first timers.
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>>1630847

So you lost $100. No big deal.

I talked to a guy recently who is getting divorced, his wife has already run up $100k in legal fees.

Little do these women realize, it's just less money they'll get at the end. But... crazy bitches.
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>>1630888
women that arent whores are useless

All women are whores. Go to a club with 100$ and buy a round or two of shots and you'll earn yourself a fuck buddy
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>>1631316
lol this right?

if i cant have it no one can.


to give a WOMAN total license over your freedom and finance.

absolute beta, wimpling move.
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You the guy from the thread yesterday? What the fuck man! I told you don't pay until AFTER the sex! If she says otherwise, say "no bye". 90% of the time they will change their minds. The 10% that don't are a scam.
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>>1631413

Well it works out for some. Plus you can't have kids and be unmarried. It looks bad socially.
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>>1631751
My friend has two children and isn't married, but his common law wife isn't a crazy bitch, just got to find the right woman.
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>>1630900
>the lowest I've found was $150 and that was after ~1yr of careful searching

I want to see the excel spreadsheet on this research
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>>1631113
>i can't get a woman
>women are scum!!
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>>1630847
I'm lucky I have a bunch of asian massage parlors where I live, shit's guaranteed and there are tons of reviews for the good places
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>>1630847
OP here. Got another hooker for $180, didnt pay until after lol. The sex was GREAT. 2nd best Ive had.
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>>1630888
really hope you learn the real lesson is not to give cash up front, the whore is irrelevant
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>>1631906
Yep, sure did.
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>>1630847
Checkout "real social Dynamics on YouTube or rsdnation in Google. They can help you change your life
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>>1630859
This.

Just go out more and get a drunk bitch from the bar.
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>>1630847
Write a bad review on the whore.
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you remind me of my girlfriend's roommate trying to buy weed for the first time

>he says I need to pay upfront
>dude walks away to "get the weed"
>stand there waiting for 15 minutes
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>>1631797
Yes, finally someone else than me uses this.
Have a you
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Should of smacked a ho

hos don't press assault charges, retard
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