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I need minimum $800 tomorrow. I don't care if my credit

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I need minimum $800 tomorrow. I don't care if my credit is wrecked. It's 520 currently and I am going to file bankruptcy sometime within the next year. What do?
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>>1505612
>How do I make $800 in under 24 hours with no starting capital and a shit credit rating?
You can't even afford kneepads.
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>>1505628
/biz/ newfag...

what is this kneepads meme? Sucking cock?
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Suck 50 dicks for $160
Suck 100 dicks for $80 each
Suck 200 dicks for $40
Suck 800 dicks for $1 each
Suck 1,600 dicks for $0.50 each

The options are limitless and the dicks are plentiful
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>>1505635
Yup. Kneepads reduce strain on the knees, so they are essential when your day is spent kneeling. You may also see them referred to as $KNPD.
Lip balm is also sometimes recommended.
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>>1505639
How does that even math to $800?
8 for $100 each. Where do I find these dicks?
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>>1505659
Craigslist.
Backpage.
OkCupid.
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>>1505639
Stephen Hawking is here. Great math, S.
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If you dont have $800 in materialistic shit you dont need, damn dude. I mean you've got some form of entertainment with getting on 4chan, sell that and a tv or something.
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>>1505612
if you're going to file in the next year see if you can get a free consult with a lawyer and ask them what to do.

Unless it's your mortgage, car payment, or your rent you probably shouldn't worry about paying it.
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>>1505667

Look, lets not let math get in the way of OP's dick sucking

I'm trying to show OP the potential of his dick sucking and how much more he can make than just a quick buck
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>>1505612
Dad?
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