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So whats the easiest way to end my life ?

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So whats the easiest way to end my life ?
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>>1505492
Helium exit bag. Put the radio on and drift off into a gentle sleep.
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>>1505492
go on tor and hire a hit on yourself
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>>1505492
Maybe it'll bounce back in the pre market session tomorrow.
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Fuark dead cat bounce maybe? Fuck it I'm all in tomorrow morning, thanks op
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I will like me in your will please
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>>1505492

holy shit
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>>1505492
Baby's first stock crash?
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>>1505492
I can think of a few legitimate reasons to kill yourself, money ain't one of them
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>>1505492
83% loss........

damn. maybe we're not all gonna make it.
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Should I buy this up now then?
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>>1505492
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>>1505492
>he trades biotech

Serves you right you piece of shit
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>>1505578
>>go on tor and hire a hit on yourself

This got me thinking...could you be arrested for trying to hire a hitman to kill yourself? Would this be considered attempted murder or attempted suicide?
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>>1506500
Let's find out
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